National survival: I have a salted fish system

"If there's nothing else, I'll leave first," Lu Ming said calmly.

Xie Yanchuan snatched the savage mask from Song Ye's hand, took a look at it, handed it to Lu Ming and said, "Good night, sister!" After saying that, he bowed to her.

When Song Ye heard Xie Yanchuan's voice, he couldn't help but want to slap him, and muttered: "Good night."

Xie Yanchuan's originally raised corners of his mouth drooped, and he said aggrievedly: "Song Ye, you know how to bully people. We obviously agreed before that each of us would find 10 savages, but you still found so many."

"Sister will think that I am lazy, and will ask me why we go out together, why do you have more than mine? You have seriously disturbed the market atmosphere, and I don't want to be friends with you anymore." After saying this, Xie Yanchuan burst into tears. He pinched Song Ye's butt and laughed loudly: "Hey, you must have been fooled by my superb acting skills!"

Song Ye suppressed his anger and said with a fake smile: "Lu Ming, I'm not as fussy as you think. Maybe I'll forget about it one day. Okay, let's not talk anymore." After that, he entered the bedroom next to him.

Xie Yanchuan pointed his middle finger at Song Ye's leaving figure, turned around and went back to the tent to sleep.

Tom was leisurely playing with bubbles that glowed with colorful rainbow colors.

the next morning.

Tu Xiaohua made breakfast very early. After eating, she took Song Ye and Xie Yanchuan Wang Gang to look for the box.

After walking for a while, Wang Gang complained: "It's so early in the morning, why is it so windy! We still have to go forward in such thick snow." After speaking, he panted and sat down.

Xie Yanchuan said angrily from the side: "You didn't come, and the rest of us left well, but you had a problem when you came."

"If you don't want to be a slave, you don't have to be. My sister didn't force you to be one!"

Wang Gangmi looked up at Xie Yanchuan and shouted at the top of his lungs: "No, I'm tired. Can't you be considerate of middle-aged men?" After saying that, he lay down on the snow, motionless and breathing heavily.

Xie Yanchuan kicked Wang Gang's snow boots hard and said impatiently: "I don't know how much you have eaten, I can't even kick you." He kicked a few times, held up his knees and gasped, and looked back at Song Ye The figures gradually drifting away from Tu Xiaohua.

With determination, he took off Abu's boots and put them on Wang Gang's nose.

Song Ye smelled the strong smell of canned herring and couldn't help but retched.

Wang Gang was hit by the sudden stench and couldn't breathe for a moment. He fainted and had sour water dripping from his mouth.

Xie Yanchuan put the boots on Wang Gang's face for a long time, but there was no reaction from Wang Gang. He remembered that the shoes were so smelly that he could make his sister vomit.

He patted Wang Gang's round belly with his hand. It felt like hitting a rubber ball. Xie Yanchuan suddenly realized that something was wrong. After taking the shoe away, he saw that Wang Gang was unconscious and acid water was coming out of his mouth.

No, is it such an exaggeration? Why can't he smell it?

Xie Yanchuan sat on Wang Gang's belly. Wang Gang was pressed hard, and "poof--" he sprayed a mouthful of acidic water on him.

Xie Yanchuan smelled stomach acid and couldn't help but retched.

"Uh-huh-slightly-"

With the sound of "crackling".

Xie Yanchuan successfully vomited out the food he had eaten in the morning and last night. Wang Gang collapsed and was disgusted by the sour smell and the warmth on his body. Wang Gang supported his fat body, pushed Xie Yanchuan down, and said disgustedly: "You look pretty and pretty, but here's the result! Doing these disgusting things to me." After saying that, he grabbed a handful of snow and got rid of the vomit on his body. .

"Oh, I just bought a close-fitting leather thermal jacket in the store, and now it's all ruined. It cost me 200 gold shells in vain! It looks so bad now, how can I wear it? It's all the same. "Smell" Wang Gang kept chattering while making vomit.

Xie Yanchuan stood up and said disdainfully: "You fat pig, if you didn't walk well and insisted on being lazy, would I use this method?"

"Besides, my sister hasn't fully approved of you yet! If you don't obey, I will tell my sister to drive you away," Xie Yanchuan said.

Wang Gang stopped what he was doing and asked with a trembling voice: "Didn't you just do that yesterday? Why am I like this today! Aren't I just lazy? Don't complain to your sister." After finishing speaking, Throw him a bag of three hundred gold shells.

Xie Yanchuan weighed the bag in his hand and said, "It's so little, and you're sending a beggar!"

Wang Gang suddenly burst into tears: "This is the money I finally saved. Do you know how long it will take me to save this money?"

Xie Yanchuan put away his backpack, stood up, clapped his hands, his eyes full of disgust for Wang Gang, and said casually: "Okay, okay, look at your skills, all supplies will be handed over in the future, including your You have to hand over the golden shells, otherwise you won't be able to get away with it." He kicked Wang Gang in the secret area and said viciously.

Wang Gang looked ferocious in pain, squatting on the ground and making a pig-killing cry.

"Ah - ah - um - uh - hiss -"

Xie Yanchuan warned Wang Gang: "If I find out that you have any inappropriate thoughts about my sister, I will feel that you don't want your dick." After that, he kicked Wang Gang again.

Wang Gang's body trembled, and his hands changed from covering his crotch to covering his head. After a long time, he didn't wait for Xie Yanchuan's second kick, and glanced in his direction with his peripheral vision.

When he discovered that Xie Yanchuan had left early, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm on the ground, and said unwillingly: "Damn it, sooner or later I will kill you all." After saying that, he hurriedly followed Xie Yanchuan's footsteps.

Bending over, crossing his legs, covering his crotch, he moved forward slowly, one step at a time.

It's like a fat penguin walking with penguin eggs, afraid that the eggs will get cold.

Song Ye smelled a sour smell and suddenly turned around. Seeing it was Xie Yanchuan, he asked, "Why do you smell sour in your stomach? I thought you were that guy!"

Xie Yanchuan: "Hahahahahaha, it's indeed that guy."

"I saw that he promised well yesterday, so I thought he had something to eat, so I left him alone," Song Ye said.

Xie Yanchuan changed his clothes and said coquettishly: "Song Ye, you should pay more attention to me, a good brother. Why do you have to care about an outsider?"

"Okay, good brother, don't disgust me," Song Yeye wailed helplessly.

Then he said seriously: "I will probably leave tomorrow. If you get along well with him, maybe you can have a companion or something in the future."

Xie Yanchuan put his arms around Song Ye's neck and said, "I can't believe that you usually don't say a few words. It's really rare for someone to say so many words today." After he paused for a while, he continued, "If you miss me, you can tell me privately." Talk about me, my nickname is my name!"

Song Ye struggled for a while, but couldn't get rid of Xie Yanchuan's piece of dog-skin plaster.