National survival: I have a salted fish system

Pink Nineteen said irritably: "Lan Eleven, do you know about Abu's god-level treasure chest?"

After Lan Shiyi thought deeply for a while, he said softly: "Yes, I know. When he was drunk that day, he said that his god-level treasure chest was hidden under the sea."

Lu Ming became interested as soon as he heard this, "What does that treasure box look like?"

Lan Shiyi glanced at Lu Ming and said softly: "It's probably a white treasure chest one meter long."

After Lu Ming said "Oh" as if nothing had happened, he thought of the one-meter-long white treasure chest under the shark monster, and he was lying quietly in his backpack.

Xie Yanchuan got up from the ground and searched the house for a long time but didn't see a mop.

Rabbit Xiaohua teleported and stepped on Lu Ming's vomit. The four of them were shocked and didn't know what to say. Lu Ming pointed to the floor and said awkwardly: "Xiaohua, you stepped on the place where I vomited."

Upon hearing this, Rabbit Xiaohua hurriedly took a few steps back. Xie Yanchuan walked up to Xiaohua and hugged her. He reached out and tried to take out Xiaohua's pocket. Xiaohua screamed and said in shame, "Ah, what do you want to do to me? It's so itchy." , don’t touch me there." As he spoke, his whole body was struggling.

Xie Yanchuan took out a mop from Tu Xiaohua. After Tu Xiaohua struggled away, he squatted in the corner and hugged himself tightly. After he collected Lu Ming's vomit, he turned around and saw it in this state. He didn't know what to do for a moment. .

Lu Ming glanced at Xie Yanchuan, pulled Tu Xiaohua up and entered the integrated bathroom cabin, and washed Xiaohua's whole body.

Lu Ming asked softly in a coaxing tone, "Xiaohua, don't you like people touching your pockets?"

Tu Xiaohua was so frustrated that her ears drooped down. She nodded towards Lu Ming and said aggrievedly, "Master, I'm not clean anymore."

Lu Ming choked at Tu Xiaohua's words, huh? It wasn't like this just by touching your pocket, but she still put away her thoughts and asked softly: "It's because Xie Yanchuan touched your pocket. Is there anything special about your pocket?"

Tu Xiaohua wiped away the non-existent tears and continued: "Master, you didn't even touch my pocket, but that bad guy Xie Yanchuan did it."

When she heard Tu Xiaohua say this, she felt very uncomfortable, "Okay, just stay here and wait for the hair to come out again." After saying that, Lu Ming closed the door, walked a few steps quickly and lay down on the chair, his eyes He met Xie Yanchuan's nervous and sweating face.

After Xie Yanchuan hesitated for a while, he hesitated and said: "Tu Xiaohua...how is it?" Lu Ming glanced at the pirates who were watching the show, and returned his eyes to him. He lazily held his cheek and said casually: "Tu Xiaohua is... I didn't do anything to you, it's only been a few days..." Halfway through, she saw that his face was red and even the tips of his ears were red.

She understood instantly, but Lu Ming felt that Tu Xiaohua had always been a very good child, and it was impossible for him to do such a thing, but she pulled Xie Yanchuan to another bedroom.

After Lu Ming closed the door, he turned to Xie Yanchuan and said "Okay", crossed his arms and stared at him seriously and said, "Now, no one here can tell me what Tu Xiaohua did to you."

Xie Yanchuan's eyes were wandering, he lowered his head and played with his fingers, and squeaked: "It pulled my collar with its hand and forced it with a knife. I said what sister asked me to do, and it threw a red medicine into the cup. I’ll watch you finish your drink.”

Lu Ming silently called out to Yu Taixian in her heart, "Are you sure this person is the son of luck?" She didn't dare to think about the last two words. The more she thought about it, the more frightening she became.

[Xie Yanchuan is the son of destiny in the original world, but without my existence, he cannot become strong and can only be a little lamb. If the host is interested in him, he can collect all kinds of beauties and handsome boys! The fish is too salty to keep. 】 Lu Ming looked helpless and said angrily: "Fuck you, don't mess around. What should I do if there are all kinds of sexual preferences?"

[Hey, host, please fly boldly. If anything happens, I will stop you from getting into trouble. My dear host, if you need it, I have sex change pills. The effect can last for a week! The host is unmoved. 】

"Thank you, I am not the male protagonist of Hai(Tang) Flower" After thinking in his heart, he looked at Xie Yanchuan's tall and thin body, sighed and said: "Have you ever felt that there is anything suspicious about Tu Xiaohua?" Lu Ming used his hands Lifting Xie Yanchuan's chin, he looked at him firmly.

Xie Yanchuan's face immediately started to heat up when he thought about the rabbit's face. After thinking for a while, he said, "It never called its owner."

When Xie Yanchuan first mentioned the red medicine, Lu Ming immediately thought that there was a red capsule in her vomit. Although he didn't know who was teasing Xie Yanchuan on Tu Xiaohua's behalf, let alone what the medicine could do.

Prophecy Doll: (Master, why do you ignore the doll when I talk to you? The doll should not offend the master!

After Lu Ming heard the voice of the prophecy doll, she suddenly thought that after taking the medicine, she tried to call the system but failed. She thought the system was trying to catch fish. Thinking of this, a chill ran down her back, and she felt even more flustered and uneasy.

After calming down for a while, Lu Ming said to Xie Yanchuan: "The Tu Xiaohua you met before was someone else pretending to be her."

After seeing Xie Yanchuan's surprised expression, he said calmly and solemnly, "Don't have feelings for Tu Xiaohua, it's just a special character card."

Xie Yanchuan lowered his head and remained silent. After a few seconds, he muttered the word "um" from his nasal cavity. Seeing him like this, Lu Ming thought that Xie Yanchuan had figured it out, and he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, hoping that nothing would happen. trouble.

After Lu Ming opened the bedroom door, he looked back at Xie Yanchuan, then hurriedly ran to the bathroom integrated cabin, opened the door and went in. He saw Tu Xiaohua lowering her head and pinching her ears, apparently ready to squeeze out the water in the rabbit's ears.

She took a few quick steps to bring the temperature down to thirty degrees, and pinched Tu Xiaohua's ears carefully.

Tu Xiaohua looked up blankly and glanced at Lu Ming, who was drying his ears carefully. His eyes and movements were so focused.

Lu Ming pinched the water out of the rabbit's ears and asked it casually, "Little Hua, didn't you encounter anything this afternoon?"

After being dull for a while, Rabbit Xiaohua seemed determined to hide the matter. It was afraid that if the owner knew about it, he would be worried about it, so he pretended not to know, and said in a sweet voice: "Master, what happened?"

Lu Ming had a serious face, bent down and held Tu Xiaohua's plush face, looked straight at Tu Xiaohua without blinking, and said seriously, "Look directly at me, Xiaohua." Tu Xiaohua was very happy to see her master so serious. He stared at Lu Ming's eyes in cooperation.

"Tu Xiaohua, I know what happened. A kid who is 1.5 meters tall can't lie to others!" Lu Ming. The lazy and charming voice reached Tu Xiaohua's ears.

Tu Xiaohua couldn't tell for a moment whether the master really knew, but he still said stubbornly: "I made a pink pirate hat for the master in the afternoon, and also went to a far away place to catch a lot of fish."

Lu Ming narrowed his eyes slightly, kept moving his hands with a slight smile on his face, and softly said seducingly: "That's right~Tu Xiaohua~"