National survival: I have a salted fish system

"Pink Er, let's ask that black and white rabbit to help us fight when the time comes. This battle has been going on for thirty years and it's no longer interesting. My eldest sister won't let us use cannons and guns. We obviously have enough in our hands. Ammunition." Fen Yi said.

After Tu Xiaohua stood aside and listened to what they said, she pulled Fen Yiyi's clothes and nodded to her, then pointed in one direction.

Fan understood one by one and said patiently: "Are you going back?"

Tu Xiaohua continued to nod, and Fan Yiyi smiled and said, "Remember, three days later, you will still do us a favor at that place, and then I will let us give you the golden shell." Tu Xiaohua made an 0K gesture with her hand.

Tu Xiaohua turned around and went to find Xie Yanchuan.

Supervisor Lan scolded angrily with a look of hatred on his face: "What are you two doing for food? You won't give me anything, just give me some random things, money, and shells from the pink pirates."

The two people's eyes were red from crying, and they sobbed: "What should I do? I've already given it to you." "Uuuuuu~ My golden shell" "Ahhh~ My golden shell"

Supervisor Lan roared angrily: "Lan 2, Lan 3, please be smarter."

Lan Er and Lan San stopped crying, "Lan Yiyi, you are the smartest, do we still have to fight in three days?"

Lan Yiyi thought for a moment, "Isn't there a helper? Let the helper fight."

"Although the pirates are divided into two groups, blue and pink, our blue pirates have still become several small teams within us. They are not comparable to the pink pirates at all."

Lan San thought for a while and said, "Our boss just knows how to do that kind of thing and destroys our good brotherhood."

Lan Yi covered Lan San's mouth and whispered in his ear, "Be careful of others eavesdropping."

Lan San snorted dissatisfied and turned to look at Xie Yanchuan.

He said to Xie Yanchuan: "You have heard everything about us. Don't even think about telling the pink pirates. The pink pirates are all demons. If you go, they will definitely eat you up and wipe you clean."

Xie Yanchuan nodded without saying anything and pointed to the money bag in his hand.

Lan Yiyi interrupted, "What you fight is yours. You will still be here three days later. Remember to come to the fight."

"Okay, I understand." After Xie Yanchuan said that, he went to find Tu Xiaohua

Lan Yiyi: "Lan San, you have to remember who you are."

Lan San stared with round eyes: "I just don't want to follow Lan Er and pretend to be a fool. What will happen even if the player knows about it?"

Lan Yiyi lit up a cigarette and squatted on the snow, smoking it. He slowly blew out a smoke ring and said, "How about we..."

Lan San snorted coldly: "Boss is very smart! You think he is a stupid pig, but he is actually pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, and he hasn't waited for a good opportunity."

Lan Er cried: "Wuwuwu~Golden Shell~Golden Shell, my golden shell is gone, Wuwuwu~"

Lan San took out a gold shell from his pocket and gave it to Lan Er, and coaxed patiently: "Lan Er, look what brother has conjured for you, a gold shell. Brother will take you to buy some candy later, okay? "

When Lan Er saw the golden shell, a big smile immediately appeared on his face, his saliva kept flowing down, and he shouted excitedly: "Ah ah~ ah~ Buy some candies for San San, buy some candies for San San."

Lan Yiyi looked at Lan Er's stupid look, and then at Lan San who was patiently coaxing him. He sighed silently, patted Lan San on the shoulder, and softened his tone a little, "San! Don't be too tired."

Lan San had a wry smile on his face and responded, "I'm not tired, I'm not as tired as you."

Lan Yiyi blew out a smoke ring and said nothing more.

Xie Yanchuan saw Tu Xiaohua sitting motionless on the snow and ran over in a hurry.

"What are you doing?" Xie Yanchuan pointed at the oxygen fruit placed in front of Tu Xiaohua. Tu Xiaohua didn't even raise her head as she replied, "Make pink paint."

"Can't the Oxygen Fruit only make blue pigment?" Xie Yanchuan asked from the side.

After Tu Xiaohua made several in a row, she said softly, "Okay, it's noon, let's call it a day! Go home for dinner." After that, Xiaohua took Xie Yanchuan's collar and returned home. Xie Yanchuan looked at the ruins in front of him, and everyone was shocked. There was a pink and a blue man nearby who were fighting and demolishing the house.

Tu Xiaohua panicked and rushed to the bedside and glanced at Lu Ming, who was still sleeping soundly. She cried and said, "Master, don't sleep anymore. The sun is really shining on your butt." After that, she glanced at Lu Ming.

He added another sentence and began to howl: "My home is gone, Master, please move!"

Lu Ming vaguely heard Xiaohua's soft cry, and shouted: "One spoonful of Sanhua evaporated milk, stir-fry my old uncle."

After Tu Xiaohua was frightened by Lu Ming's sleep talk, she shook her body desperately.

After five minutes of vigorous shaking, Lu Ming opened his eyes, saw the blue sky and white clouds, and exclaimed: "It's so beautiful!"

Tu Xiaohua pointed at the two people and complained to Lu Ming: "Master, they demolished your house."

Lu Ming leaned lazily on the bed and pulled the quilt up to his neck. "Tear it down as soon as you can. We will live in a tent tonight." After saying this, he turned his head to one side and fell asleep again.

One pink and one blue kept arguing next to each other, "I've done harm", "I've done harm", "I've done more harm than you", "I've experienced more harm than you", "My boss can eat eight pounds of shit", "My eldest sister can eat one pound of shit". "A hundred pounds of shit" "My boss doesn't wipe his butt when he poops" "My eldest sister doesn't wash her hands after going to the toilet" "My boss is a male" "My eldest sister is a double"...

Yilan pointed to the bed where Lu Ming slept and said: "Whoever breaks the bed first will win, do you dare to compete?" After that, he took an ax and chopped the foot of the bed.

After saying "Let's compare, who is afraid of whom?" he cut the foot of the bed next to him.

"Crash~" Lu Ming's bed was scrapped, and she was still lying in the same place.

Tu Xiaohua poked Lu Ming's face with her hand and said seriously, "Master, the house you built is gone."

Lu Ming opened his eyes and looked at the blue sky and white clouds again, then closed his eyes and murmured, "I had two dreams of blue sky and white clouds, the needle is good."

Tu Xiaohua was helpless and took out a roast duck from her pocket.

Lu Ming's eyes lit up in a blink of an eye. He sat down and took the roast duck from Tu Xiaohua's hand, and ate it with his eyes closed.

After eating a whole duck, "Xiaohua, do you feel very cool~"

Tu Xiaohua sighed and said: "The master's house is gone."

"Yeah~ It's okay~, I still have a bed." Lu Ming looked at the ruins around him and tried hard to catch the pink and blue Xie Yanchuan.

Tu Xiaohua silently made up for it, "Master, your bed is gone too."

Lu Ming screamed and yelled like crazy: "Ah ah ah~ bed, I didn't even enjoy it on the bed, who dismantled the bed for me?"

Tu Xiaohua patted Lu Ming's back and said comfortingly, "Master is fine, he can still make a new bed."

Lu Ming was still reluctant to leave her bed, and finally got out of bed with a heartbroken heart.

He picked up one blue and one pink in each hand and called to Rabbit Xiaohua, "Xiaohua, take the rope and tie them up."

Lu Ming sat back on the bed, staring directly at Yi Lan and Yi Fen with cold eyes.

Xie Yanchuan pinned the blue pirate under him, and Tu Xiaohua pinched the pink pirate's neck. The two pirates were already in tears.

But they still throw dirty water on each other.

"You were the one who demolished her house first" "You were the one who demolished her door first" "You demolished her table" "You demolished her floor"