Law popularization live broadcast: I am really not the godfather of criminals!

Chapter 84: Mad Final Chapter, Aren’t you already named after me?

Seeing Zhang Wei vomiting and admitting defeat, the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing and made fun of him.

"Hahahaha...Lawyer Zhang, do you know that it is very difficult to suppress laughter! I was riding the bus just now, and your words made me laugh involuntarily! Everyone in the bus is now Look at me with strange eyes! Taishe is really dead!"

"Hahaha... I'm laughing so hard! Did the Powerpuff Girls pinch Lawyer Zhang's throat or his stomach! She actually disgusted him like this! It's really disrespectful to the young lady. !!”

"In this case, the sound of the clip is so awesome that it directly caused internal damage to Lawyer Zhang! This long-lost technique is probably not the legendary magical clip technique that has the effect of inducing vomiting through air! I really feel like being defeated. ! Please also ask me to accept my magical powers! (ω)"

"…………"

Seeing the constant teasing from the audience in the live broadcast room, the anger in the Powerpuff Girls' hearts began to grow wildly.

In the end, the Powerpuff Girls couldn't bear it anymore and shouted directly at Zhang Wei who was still retching in the live broadcast room.

"Lawyer Zhang! I think you're almost done!!"

"Mom, I am a flower in our school. Not to mention ranked among the top three, I can be considered a class beauty!"

"How many people have fallen under my pomegranate skirt and tried their best to see my beauty and listen to my heavenly voice? It all depends on whether I am willing or not!"

"But you are so polite. At first you were polite to others, and you kept shouting at each other! Now you say a few words and then retching! What on earth do you want to do!!"

"Does my girl's clipping sound really make you feel so disgusted?!"

Looking at the Powerpuff Girl who had been beaten by him, Zhang Wei, who was deeply afraid that she would come along the network cable and bite someone, quickly stopped retching, pretended to be calm and sat upright, with a blank look on his face, and said innocently .

"What's wrong? What happened just now?"

“Am I not popularizing the consequences of robbing children?”

"Miss, why are you so angry all of a sudden?"

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at Zhang Wei's blank and innocent eyes, and their defenses were completely broken. While laughing unscrupulously, they responded with barrage.

"Damn it! Lawyer Zhang's expression is so mean! He actually cheated! Using the amnesia technique to get through is really cheating!"

"Hahaha...Lawyer Zhang did a great job! Seeing that he couldn't escape, he directly used the amnesia method to return to the time when he asked the question just now. This trick is really a clever 'rogue'!"

"Lawyer Zhang, this trick of yours no longer works. It is impossible to use amnesia to get away with it in front of a large court and in front of everyone! We can testify! You dislike the little sister's voice!"

"That's right! We can testify for the young lady! You said you disliked her and even made her vomit! Xiao Tiantian retched non-stop after she opened her mouth! Lawyer Zhang, you have already boarded the ship, now you want to If I go down, I’m afraid I won’t be able to do anything good if I don’t take out some things from the bottom of the box! ()”

"…………"

Zhang Wei saw that the effect of the show had reached its peak, and he would not gain more if he continued to play, so he stopped going crazy. While his expression returned to normal, he said to the Powerpuff Girls seriously.

"Okay! The epilepsy is over! Since you don't buy the art of concealing your ears and stealing the bell, or the art of amnesia, let's get back to the business now!"

"This class beauty girl, do you have any questions you want to consult? If not, I will replace you!"

The Powerpuff Girls, who were already angry, snorted coldly after hearing Zhang Wei's inquiry and responded with an indignant tone. "Hmph! Don't even think about letting this matter go away like this!"

"You actually dare to tease me like this. If I don't show you some color, I will take your surname!!"

Zhang Wei heard what the Powerpuff Girls said, and after being stunned for a few seconds, he spoke with a slightly surprised expression.

"It seems that even if you don't give me any color, you still want to have my last name, right?"

As soon as Zhang Wei said this, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately went crazy, and they all asked about the relationship between the two.

"Oh my god! Did I miss something just now? Or is there an affair between Lawyer Zhang and the young lady! Lawyer Zhang actually said that the young lady has his last name. This is so exciting!"

"The concubine that I like! She must have my surname! Now someone dares to steal my love with a knife! This is so disrespectful to me! Come on! Get her out and chop her away!! "

"Um... you just lost your mind, or were you selectively deaf? If you are sick, go back for treatment, why are you having a seizure here! Didn't the little sister's mother call her by her name just now? Didn't you even hear it? ?”

"Hiss...it seems that there is indeed such a thing! Is the young lady's name like Zhang Yuqing or Zhang Yuqi? I just went to eat melon and watch the fun! I don't remember very well."

"........."

Looking at the barrage of audience members who gradually reacted to the prompts from a thoughtful person, the Powerpuff Girl also remembered that when she ran away just now, her mother did call her by name.

However, after figuring this out, most of the anger in the Powerpuff Girls' hearts dissipated in an instant, replaced by unparalleled and unspeakable embarrassment.

However, who said that cheating is the prerogative of girls?
  Even though she realized that she had said the wrong thing, the Powerpuff Girl still pretended to be calm and retorted.

"I don't care! That's your problem!"

"If it hadn't been for you, I wouldn't have been displaced and couldn't return home!"

"So, you must compensate me and answer my question!"

"If your answer doesn't satisfy me, then I will take a car to your door overnight!!"

"Just let me catch you! I have to bite you hard several times to let you know how difficult it is to climb the Sichuan-Chongqing Labor-Shu Road Mountain!!"

Zhang Wei heard the Powerpuff Girls' appeal and understood that the other party wanted to counterattack and regain the lost face.

Of course, Zhang Wei would not refuse this kind of thing.

He went crazy and acted mean before. Wasn't it just for the effect of the show?
  Now that the other party has sent him to his door, how can he not accept it?

"Hey! You are planning to rely on me!"

"Although I don't hate it when a beautiful woman relies on me, I'm afraid you'll go crazy in the middle of the night and get up and bite me. Then I really won't be able to reason with you."

"After all, if a dog bites a man, a man can't bite the dog back, right?"

(End of this chapter)