Ke Xue: The thief Cao is actually myself

Chapter 132 Can’t get in! No matter how hard you think, you can't get in!

"Xiaolan, you obviously have a high fever. You must find a way to lower the temperature. If it cannot be lowered, you will have to go to the hospital for an injection..."

Looking at Mao Lilan, who was sitting on the bed with a sickly blush on her pretty face and looking sickly, Bai Ye pursed her lips and then raised two fingers, "Now you have two choices..."

If the human body is always in a high fever state, it will undoubtedly be very dangerous.

At this time, you must find a way to cool down as much as possible!
  Mao Lilan tilted her head, her face full of doubts and curiosity, "Huh?"

Bai Ye took out a box of Taisho Pharmaceutical Comprehensive Cold Granules from his pocket and said calmly, "First, drink this Taisho Pharmaceutical Cold Granules!"

Taisho Pharmaceutical has a history of more than 80 years and is a well-known brand in Japan. The PABRON series is a very popular series in the Japanese comprehensive cold medicine market. Available for adults (granules and tablets) and for children (liquid syrup, granules, tablets).

Taisho Pharmaceutical Cold Granules is a famous cold medicine in Japan. This comprehensive cold medicine is said to be absorbed very quickly and is suitable for adults and older children. One pack is effective for minor colds. The granules contain vitamins B1 and B2, which can replenish the nutrients lost by the body during a cold. Mainly targeted at symptoms: cough, phlegm production, sore throat, sneezing, nasal congestion, fever, headache, joint pain, and muscle pain.

Use it when you feel like you are about to catch a cold. Most people will see results immediately after just one pack!

"What about the second one?"

Mao Lilan frowned slightly.

Although Taisho Pharmaceutical Cold Granules are effective and quick to produce, without any side effects, you will basically feel much better the next day after taking them, but the only drawback is that they taste terrible! ! !

Moreover, there is currently no medicine on the market that can cure colds. The so-called cold medicines can only relieve symptoms.

Looking at Mao Lilan lightly, Bai Ye took out a box of medicine from another pocket, but for some reason, Mao Lilan always felt that his expression was a little subtle, "The second one is indomethacin suppository! This thing can quickly reduce fever!"

It’s just that the method of use may be a bit shameful.

Especially for girls!

Reduce fever quickly?
  Hearing this word, Mao Lilan's eyes lit up, and she quickly took the indomethacin suppository in Bai Ye's hand and was about to open it, "Yeah!"

Seeing her actions, Bai Ye's expression was a little complicated, "Um, Xiaolan, are you sure?"

Noticing that Bai Ye's expression was a little strange, Mao Lilan, who was still a little excited, hesitated for a moment, blinked her beautiful eyes, and asked curiously: "Um...Bai Ye, what is indomethacin suppository?"

To be honest, she really didn't know about this, and she had never seen anyone else use it to reduce fever.

And the medicine looks so weird and big, I feel like if I take it, it will get stuck in my throat!

Will anyone really take this strange medicine to reduce fever?
  "Indomethacin suppository, also known as indomethacin suppository, is a typical non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug. Its main functions are antipyretic, analgesic and anti-inflammatory. Generally speaking, it takes between half an hour and an hour. It works."

Looking at the medicine in Mao Lilan's hand with a complicated expression, Bai Ye continued to explain, "It's just how to use it, it may be a little special."

"Because it's not for eating!"

Originally, he was only going to buy Taisho Pharmaceutical cold granules, but when the drugstore clerk heard that he was buying medicine for his girlfriend, he strongly recommended him to buy it.

In line with the principle of taking precautions in case of unforeseen needs, out of curiosity, he bought it by the way.

Then, after learning how to use indomethacin suppositories, his whole body became numb.

As soon as these words came out, Mao Lilan became even more curious, "Then how is it used?"

Not for eating?

But if you don’t take cold medicine, how can you use it?
  Bai Ye took a deep look at Mao Lilan's buttocks, with a very subtle expression, "Do you know about green onion therapy?"

Onions were introduced to Japan from China around the 8th century AD. Since then, onions have been considered a "spiritual thing" by Shintoists, and their blooming is considered a good omen.

Therefore, in Japan, green onions are not just a simple food, but are also regarded as the incarnation of fairies and the object of chants by literati. In Japanese history, there are also behaviors such as "appreciating green onions".

Green onion therapy is a product of Japan’s “onion culture”.

Although Bai Ye didn't know if the legendary green onion therapy was useful because he had never experienced it personally.

Mao Lilan nodded ignorantly: "I know."

The so-called green onion therapy is an urban legend-level folk remedy widely circulated in Japan. The method is very simple. As the name suggests, it is to insert green onions into the patient's buttocks to treat colds.

As for whether inserting green onions into your butt can cure a cold?

This is recorded in traditional Chinese medicine: scallions are white, warm in nature and pungent in taste. They can regulate body temperature and normalize the perspiration of sweat glands, and can reduce and prevent the occurrence of colds; boiling scallions in water can prevent wind-cold colds, and is good for children and children. It is suitable for adults and the elderly, which means that green onions can cure colds. This is because green onions can relieve fever, induce sweating, and promote the discharge of phlegm. At the same time, eating more green onions when you have a cold can indeed relieve symptoms such as cough and fever caused by colds.

Inserting green onions into the buttocks may be better for absorption and speed up the treatment of colds?

Anyway, many people on Twitter claimed that they had personally tested it and it was effective, and that they had cured their colds with green onion therapy.

As for the truth of the matter, only they themselves know.

"But...it's all right, why do you suddenly mention the green onion therapy?"

Suddenly, Mao Lilan had a bad feeling in her heart.

"Wait...couldn't be..."

Could this so-called indomethacin suppository be the same as the green onion therapy?

"Yes, that's right."

Seeing her expression clearly, Bai Ye said in a faint tone: "Indomethacin suppository, this is a rectal suppository. In other words, it is used in the same way as the green onions in the green onion therapy!"

Suppositories refer to solid preparations of a certain shape made of drugs and suitable bases for intraoral administration in the human body.

It is solid at normal temperature. After being inserted into the cavity, it can quickly soften, melt or dissolve in the secretion fluid at body temperature, gradually releasing the drug to produce local or systemic effects.

No matter what kind of suppository, it can only be used externally and cannot be taken orally!

"..."

Hearing this, Mao Lilan's eyes suddenly opened wide. After being stunned for half a second, her pretty face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"No...I don't want to use this kind of thing!"

Mao Lilan shamefully threw the medicine in her hand to Bai Ye, her pretty face extremely hot.

It is used in the same way as green onions, and it is a rectal suppository. Doesn’t this mean that that kind of thing needs to be inserted...

What a joke, she doesn't know how to use such a shameful thing!
  "Take it away...take it away!"

Bai Ye casually caught the indomethacin suppository that Mao Lilan threw over, and raised his eyebrows slightly, "It seems that Xiaolan, are you planning to drink Taisho Pharmaceutical cold granules?"

Mao Lilan's pretty face turned red, and she couldn't help but stare at him with wide eyes, "That's right!"

Although Taisho Pharmaceutical cold granules are unpleasant to drink, no matter how unpleasant they are, it is still better than using such a shameful thing.

However, to actually recommend such a shameful drug to a girl, a certain bad guy really went too far!

Wait, isn't a bad guy still trying to get her there?
  I still remember that last night, a certain bad guy, besides asking her to help with the penis, wanted to let her use it to help, but she sternly refused!

Now that the other party has recommended a drug with such shameful usage to her, it is possible that he has not given up completely yet.

Thinking of this, Mao Lilan subconsciously glanced at Bai Ye again, her pretty face blushing slightly.

Even if a bad guy is her boyfriend, her favorite boy.

But, if you want her to do that kind of thing... she will never agree!

Because she, absolutely, would never do such an obscene and terrible thing!

Bai Ye pursed her lips slightly and walked towards the teapot on the side, "Okay, I understand, I'll make some cold granules for you right now."

Originally, he wanted Mao Lilan to use indomethacin suppositories.

After all, according to the clerk, apart from the somewhat shameful way of using it, the efficacy of this product is really good and it works quickly, much faster than Taisho Pharmaceutical Cold Granules or other cold medicines.

But since Mao Lilan is unwilling, it is naturally difficult for him to force the other party.

Right or left, indomethacin suppositories have other effects. Sooner or later, Mao Lilan will need it again, so it’s not a waste of money!

(End of this chapter)