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Chapter 50 It’s great to have such an uncle...

Changliu Village.

In the early mornings of autumn and winter, the white fog is thick, and the bamboo forest next to the reservoir is so foggy that nothing can be seen clearly.

This was originally an ordinary village under Mount Taining, with an ordinary reservoir and ordinary bamboo forest.

It's just that this one looks too ordinary to be in an ordinary place.

Even if the Great Heavenly Master of Dou Shi Temple comes, even taking a few steps inside will give you a heart attack.

After a few steps, I saw a white monkey with a grimace sitting on a tree, looking towards the reservoir with a weird smile.

A few steps away, you can see the pale-faced old Black Mountain demon squatting under a tree trunk.

After walking a few steps, you can see a sheep with a face and two legs.

If you don't look with your eyes and use French to explore, you will find that these mountains and plains are full of big things.

Anyone who is less than 200 years old is not qualified to sit here.

A few steps apart, they are all sitting here, stretching their necks, looking at the scene on the other side of the reservoir.

At this time, the reservoir is here.

A miserable cry.

“What an injustice!!!

What an injustice! ! !
  How dare I tease my uncle! !

There are really no fish in this reservoir. Every time Chang Liang comes, I hook him up.

Yesterday, I was out of luck, so I caught a dead fish. It took me a long time to find this dead fish. "

A fishy-smelling water ghost was crying loudly toward the shore with an innocent face.

This aggrieved movement, those who didn’t know thought it was something.

Su Liyan on the shore had lost most of her anger, but she still frowned and said:

“But even then, you can’t fool my brother with a dead fish!

This dead fish is telling the truth. Didn't he tell my brother that there was something going on down there? "

Su Liyan said this, but half of her body in the water lowered her head and said aggrievedly:

"But I didn't know there was such a thing...

I just saw that the dead fish wasn't smelly yet...it was still edible...so I hung it up..."

In this way, Su Liyan didn't have much to say, so she picked up the fishing rod and basket and said:

"Anyway, stay away from my man from now on. If you scare my man again, see if I can skin you!"

After saying that, Su Liyan turned around and left, leaving the water ghost sinking to the bottom of the water in frustration.

After watching this scene, the people around him all left with satisfaction.

Su Liyan just took a few steps.

Then the two-legged sheep came out.

As soon as they came out, the two-legged sheep looked at Su Liyan and said bitterly:

"Girl...

Sister didn't say anything about the previous matter, right? "

Regarding the matter in Taining City, I went to several places at that time, and I will summarize it after I come back.

Suddenly I felt a little scared.

If this old sister finds out, she won't be angry anymore, and then she can settle the score later, right?

So, this two-legged sheep came here to have a look.

Regarding the sudden appearance of these two sheep, Su Liyan said in a funny way:
  "You are so much older than my mother, and you still sound like an old sister?"

After hearing this, Two-legged Sheep said seriously:

"That's what it said.

Who among us here is older than my elder sister?

But we are all favored by the old sister. Without the old sister, where would we be?

This is an honorific, a term of endearment, and it has nothing to do with age! "

After these two sheep finished speaking seriously.

There was a white monkey with a grimace on the tree nearby, but he was laughing happily.

The laughter was extremely eerie.

While laughing, the white monkey spoke in human language:

“Last time he saw my elder sister in a good mood, he made a joke with her and called her Yingmeizi.

As a result, the old sister picked up one leg and threw her down more than eighty times, and she almost lost her soul~~
  quack quack quack..."

And as the grimacing white monkey finished speaking, various jeers appeared in the surrounding woods.

This made the two sheep angry and angry, and they said to the surrounding people:
  "Go, go, what's the matter with you!"

Having said that, the two-legged sheep looked at Su Liyan who was smiling at the side and said awkwardly: "Liyan... Old sister, what is she..."

Su Liyan waved her hand, took the things and walked home while saying:

"It's okay.

No matter what happened to you in the past, as long as you don’t harm anyone or do bad things after you follow my mother, my mother won’t be angry. "

Two-Legged Sheep breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.

The old Black Mountain demon not far away, as well as the gang of hanged men in red, couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief.

After Two-Legged Sheep watched Su Liyan leave, he looked at the grinning white monkey on the tree branch and cursed angrily:
  "You monkey with a butt and a long face, I'll fight you!!"

…………

At around seven o'clock in the morning, Lu Yuan got up.

The family gathered around the Kang and had breakfast.

The egg slice soup I made, paired with some leftover meat and vegetables from last night, is a delicious and hassle-free breakfast.

After dinner, the second uncle, third uncle, and two aunts came.

That guy is really busy today.

There's a banquet tomorrow.

Basically, I have to prepare things today.

Live pigs and sheep must be killed, and then the meat must be cut out.

There are also some dishes that need to be prepared first.

What kind of croquettes, fried meat, fried fish?

All of these have to be made today. How can I catch up if I don't wait for the lunch dinner tomorrow?

There are also beef bones and sheep bones that need to be boiled into soup stock.

In addition to these, I still have to write a post today.

There are also counting people and tables.

Especially, today I have to go out to borrow bowls, plates, and chopsticks.

Tables and benches have to be borrowed.

However, fortunately, these messy things have nothing to do with Lu Yuan.

Whether to kill pigs or sheep, there is a second uncle who leads people to do these things.

Posts at home and so on, isn’t this Su Changliang~
  Su Changliang just writes it.

Lu Yun, on the other hand, grabbed a handful of the crispy peanuts that his wife had just given him after his meal in the morning, and squatted beside the butchered pig to watch the scene happily.

Lu Yuan's behavior is also interesting to the aunts in this family.

"Don't all scholars say that this gentleman is far away from the kitchen? Why does our uncle like to watch pigs being slaughtered so much?"

Several aunts were pasting happy words on the wall while turning their heads to look at Lu Yuan not far away, with curious expressions on their faces.

Su Liyan's mother also smiled and shook her head:
  "I don't know. Anyway, my uncle is different from others in every way. Anyway, he is good~"

Originally, the mother-in-law became more and more curious about her son-in-law.

Now that what happened last night, Su Liyan's mother felt that her son-in-law was really a gold ingot rewarded by God.

I am really happy for my daughter.

I have been busy all morning.

This morning was really busy for everyone.

Two pigs, a sheep, and some other random things were all killed.

Everyone was sweating.

As noon approached, everyone was squatting in the sun, smoking and taking a break.

The old women were also tidying up and lighting a fire to cook.

Lu Yuan looked at Su Changliang, who was still sitting under the sun and writing a post, and suddenly said curiously:
  "By the way, how old is Chang Liang this year?"

Mother Su Liyan on the side looked at her uncle with a smile and said:
  "He is seventeen this year, and he is three years younger than Li Yan."

Lu Yuan nodded, and then said:

"It's not that young anymore. When I get back, I'll go to the city to have a look and find him a job."

After Lu Yuan finished speaking, there was a silence in the courtyard.

Afterwards, everyone focused their attention on Lu Yuan.

For a moment, the faces of the second uncle and third uncle's family were full of envy.

It’s great to have such an uncle...

You can really count on it...

(End of this chapter)