Please, marry a white snake wife. It’s super cool.

Chapter 168 Oops, I’m pretending to be big this time!

inside the room.

Su Liyan had some reaction.

Start responding to the other person proactively.

A human-snake battle took place under Bengbeng's nose.

After Lu Yuan vented his emotions in Su Liyan's room, he kissed his daughter again on her forehead.

At Su Liyan's urging, she left the room and went to see Aunt Song.

Lu Yuan just went to see if Aunt Song's buttocks were still red and swollen.

At this time, Lu Yuan had no other ideas, and it was a bit reluctant to carry the gun anymore. As the saying goes: A slow stream flows long!

Lu Yuan saw Aunt Song's room at the other end of the yard.

At this time, there will be no one else except my nephew.

Lu Yuan decided to knock on Aunt Song's door.

Just quietly pouting at his nephew.

"Hey, by the way, this is the position, so you can see clearly. Okay, stay still!"

Lu Yuan also didn't forget to use the last shot.

You had such a hot time with yourself last night, why are you so shy tonight?
As Lu Yuan spoke, he supported Aunt Song and wanted to turn Aunt Song's buttocks.

He was like a puppet on strings, being positioned by Lu Yuan.

Song Meiqin was so anxious to open the door for her nephew that she didn't even light the light.

The lights in the room have been turned off.

At this time, Aunt Song should not be sleeping yet.

Lu Yuan observed carefully and pressed lightly with his hand from time to time.

Song Meiqin felt her face burning hot.

Seeing Aunt Song being so shy, Lu Yuan didn't care what shame he felt.

At this time, Song Meiqin had already laid down and shouted: "Is he my nephew?"

Lu Yuan pulled Aunt Song off in one fell swoop.

After all, that kind of thing is something you and I are willing to do, and both parties are mentally prepared.

Under the illumination of the spirit stone lamp, Lu Yuan looked at Aunt Song.

Get close to Aunt Song's butt.

He was facing Lu Yuan behind him.

Lu Yuan said, "I'm here to see Aunt Song."

"Aunt Song, it's me." Lu Yuan whispered outside the door.

I don't know what's going on.

How could he not be shy when he suddenly opened his mouth to look at his butt?

Lu Yuan pinched the purple flame and lit up a spiritual stone lamp in the room.

Just like a child holding a big dog, you can hold the big dog up by holding the dog's belly with both hands.

Lu Yuan's face moved forward.

"What are you looking at? It's red." At this time, Song Meiqin was still a little embarrassed.

Aunt Song leaned on the bed with both hands and bowed forward.

"Aunt Song, it was my nephew's fault last night. He exerted too much force. I heard from my wife that you are still swollen." Lu Yuan said.

When Song Meiqin heard this, she started to feel miserable and said, "That's not true. Not only is her buttocks swollen, it's also swollen."

You can still smell Aunt Song's perfume.

Said: "Aunt Song, don't be polite to your nephew, come here, let me take a look."

Song Meiqin got up, put on her white pajamas, put on her slippers and went to open the door for Lu Yuan, and said, "Nephew, why are you here again tonight?"

If my nephew can't move, we won't move.

Lu Yuan poured Aunt Song's head in one stroke, holding Aunt Song's abdomen with both hands.

Lu Yuan took Aunt Song's arm, sat on the bed, and said, "Aunt Song, we have good medical skills, can I show you?"

After Lu Yuan entered the room, it was still dark.

Song Meiqin had long known that Lu Yuan could control flames, so she didn't find it strange.

Aunt Song was obedient at this time.

Aunt Song didn't wait to resist.

Lu Yuan picked up the spirit stone lamp on the table.

This is the first time I have ever seen this kind of pouting posture.

Song Meiqin didn't expect that it could still be like this.

It's really a knife in the ass and an eye-opener.

"Nephew, just take a look. Why are you so close?"

Aunt Song felt that the surroundings were a little quiet.

Just say something to break the somewhat awkward atmosphere.

At this time, outside the room, that is, in the yard.

Just before going to bed, a little girl went out to use the toilet.

To avoid being woken up by peeing while sleeping soundly.

If you were suffocated and woke up, you could still bear it.

I'm just afraid that I might be awakened from a sweet dream.

I go out to pee, but when I come back I can't even continue to dream.

In the courtyard, it was Gu Ziyue who was wearing double ponytails.

Gu Ziyue yawned and glanced at Aunt Song's room with the light on.

Lu Yuan was holding the lamp to look at Aunt Song's buttocks to see if the swelling had subsided.

Gu Ziyue, who was in the courtyard, took a look at Aunt Song's room.

Under the light of the spiritual stone lamp.

I saw two figures who could just pass through the window.

Through her figure, Gu Ziyue could tell that the person bending in front of her was Aunt Song.

The one at the back with his waist bent and his head very close to Aunt Song should be Lu Yuan.

Gu Ziyue was so frightened by the scene in front of her that she quickly covered her mouth.

I was afraid that if I made any noise, I would disturb the two of them.

Gu Ziyue couldn't believe it. Lu Yuan usually looked like a scholar and was very polite.

He actually has this habit.

This is probably the highest level of dog licking.

Gu Ziyue covered her mouth and comforted herself crazily: "Everyone likes carrots and cabbages. He just likes to lick them. That's okay."

Gu Ziyue walked away quickly.

Just pretend that this incident has never happened or seen.

After using the toilet, Gu Ziyue returned to the room and lay on the bed, panting.

At this moment, Gu Ziyue's mind was filled with the scene she just saw, which she couldn't get rid of.

Lu Yuan in the room held up the spirit stone lamp and observed it for a while and said: "Tsk, tsk."

Aunt Song's eyes tightened and she said, "What's wrong, nephew?"

"It's a little red and swollen, but it's nothing to worry about. Just apply some ointment and it'll be fine." Lu Yuan said calmly.

After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he took out the swelling ointment from his arms and squeezed some viscous liquid into his palm.

"Bah!" He waved his hand and got stuck on it.

"Oh, my good nephew, please be gentle, it hurts." Aunt Song shouted.

Lu Yuan rubbed his hand in circles and said, "It's okay. It'll be fine in a while."

Aunt Song said: "Don't tell me, I really don't feel any pain after touching it. I just feel cool and comfortable."

"No, there's a panacea!"

Lu Yuan paused and continued: "Although this medicine is good, it can only be applied here. The redness and swelling elsewhere can only be cured slowly."

Aunt Song said: "It's okay, it will be fine in a few days, and then I will have a showdown with you!
Hey, hey, be gentle, why do your hands become so energetic as you talk? "

Lu Yuan hurriedly calmed down, "But aunt, you should eat less spicy food recently!"

Aunt Song had been leaning on the bed with both hands for a long time, and she felt her arms were a little sore.

"What's wrong? Can't you eat chili peppers?" Song Meiqin asked.

After Lu Yuan finished kneading the medicine, he opened the two flaps of Aunt Song's anus with both hands and said.

"Aunt Song, I think you look like you're going to have hemorrhoids!"

Aunt Song was pulled away so suddenly by her nephew, and she had the urge to poop on her daddy.

Aunt Song quickly stood up and pulled up her pajamas. He turned around and said, "My good nephew, can't you be gentler to your aunt?"

Lu Yuan scratched his head and chuckled a few times.

"Are you still spending the night at Auntie's place tonight?" Aunt Song asked.

Lu Yuan thought for a while, "Forget it, Aunt Song, have a good rest and I'll come back tomorrow."

Aunt Song felt a little disappointed after listening to her nephew's words.

But it’s not easy to keep your nephew anymore.

After all, he was still in pain and couldn't serve his nephew well.

Song Meiqin arranged her pajamas and said, "Then my nephew should go to bed early."

Lu Yuan took a sip and put down the ointment and spirit stone lamp in his hand.

"Aunt Song, rest early, my nephew will go back first."

Aunt Song sent her nephew away and locked the door.

After turning off the spiritual stone lamp, he lay down on the bed and went to sleep.

Lu Yuan returned to his wife's room.

A family of three slept in the same bed.

Before Lu Yuan went to bed, he put his hand on Su Liyan's waist.

Between the two of them was a sleeping person.

Lu Yuan and Su Liyan were lying on their sides, facing each other.

Lu Yuan said: "Go to sleep, daughter-in-law. Once I'm busy with applying for the palace guard job, I'll make a baby bed for you."

Su Liyan whispered: "Okay, brother~ I can hide in your arms and sleep."

There were a few rooster crows, not roosters crowing, roosters had already crowing.

It’s the clucking sound of a hen laying eggs.

Su Liyan, who was woken up, saw that her brother was still sleeping. It was already three o'clock in the morning.

Su Liyan patted her brother and woke up Lu Yuan.

Lu Yuan stretched and said, "We were pretty good at it last night."

Su Liyan said: "Yes, children will be hungry every once in a while, so they need to eat."

Last night, I was kicking my legs and not crying even though I was hungry.

Bengbeng kept kicking Lu Yuan, her little feet were not big, but they were very powerful.

The kick on Lu Yuan's stomach was so painful that Lu Yuan had to relax for a while before he could fall back to sleep.

Lu Yuan put on his clothes and said, "Before, when I went to bed at night, did I even kick you?"

Su Liyan thought, "No, Bengbeng usually wakes me up by patting me with his hands."

After hearing what his wife said, Lu Yuan held up Beng Beng who was still sleeping with both hands.

"Good girl, you are targeting your father!"

At this time, Bengbeng was still sleeping soundly, and his nasal voice was still a bit heavy, and he could hear the sound of Hu Ga Hu Ga.

Even though Lu Yuan lifted her up, she was still asleep.

Lu Yuan had no choice but to put his daughter on the bed again.

Lu Yuan said to his wife: "It's getting late. I won't have breakfast today. I'll bring something to eat on the way."

Lu Yuan was about to leave.

Su Liyan suddenly reached out and took Lu Yuan's arm, and said coquettishly: "Brother, I want to go to the martial arts hall with you today."

Lu Yuan glanced at Bengbeng who was still sleeping and said, "What if Bengbeng is hungry?"

Su Liyan said: "It's okay. I'll squeeze it out later and divide it into several portions. When Bengbeng wakes up, I'll just let my mother feed him."

Lu Yuan thought this was a good idea. His wife had never left the house since her child was born.

Su Liyan's body has long since returned to its full strength.

It's time to take my wife and daughter out for a walk.

After hearing this, Lu Yuan said, "Then I'll wait for you. Once you're ready, we'll set off."

After Su Liyan arranged everything, she set off with her brother.

A group of palace guards followed behind the young nephew and young nephew.

On the way to Wutang, Lu Yuan looked at the position of the sun and saw that it was getting late.

Thinking about sleeping, no one dared to wake him up.

I was too busy last night to sleep well.

From now on, I still really want to make myself an alarm clock.

Otherwise, I'm really afraid of delaying things.

When Lu Yuan led the guards into the Wutang compound.

The 600 people in the compound have been waiting anxiously for almost an hour.

Lu Yuan hurriedly stood on the high platform, holding a loudspeaker and shouted: "Long wait, everyone."

“I came late today and my time is limited.

Well, today's third round of assessment is for me to select some people to compete with me. Of course, you can also take the initiative to challenge me.

If you beat me, you will be rewarded with ten taels of silver. If you lose, you will fail the assessment. The loser may be eliminated.

The rest were hired as guards of the Zhao Mansion.

Of course, anyone can challenge me first before I pick! "

After Lu Yuan said these words, the guards were stunned. This was different from the rules for the third round of assessment that had been drawn up before.

Why did the young nephew change his mind on the spot?
Moreover, he alone challenged the 600 people in the audience.

My nephew, this female is pretending to be a bit big.

These 600 people are going to have a fight with the young nephew. The wheel battle is exhausting, and they can also wear down the young nephew.

Lu Yuan planned to have some actual combat with these people to increase his actual combat experience.

At the same time, Lu Yuan also wanted to eliminate some people.

If there is no legitimate reason, it is difficult to refuse people entry into the Zhao Mansion.

After all, everyone made it through the first two rounds of assessments.

After Lu Yuan said these words, hundreds of people in the audience were discussing whether to take the initiative to challenge.

You know, as long as you don't get selected, you can become the guard of Zhao Mansion.

If you don't challenge, you won't have the chance to earn these ten taels of silver.

These ten taels of silver are also two years' income of an ordinary wage earner.

For these people, although it is relatively easy to make money, these ten taels of silver are not a small number.

If you lose, you may be eliminated.

Lu Yuan stood on the high platform and gave the people in the audience enough time to consider whether to challenge him.

This choice also stumped the people in the audience, and they were extremely confused.

Su Liyan approached Lu Yuan and tugged on his trousers.

Lu Yuan, who was standing on the high platform, squatted down and asked his wife below the stage: "What's wrong, wife?"

Su Liyan said worriedly: "Among these people, there are still many capable people at first glance.

Brother, why are you doing this? "

Lu Yuan touched Su Liyan's head and said lovingly: "I know it well, just take a look."

"Brother, why don't you add me as well? We can replace each other." Su Liyan was still very confident in her abilities.

Lu Yuan still rejected his wife's idea: "Now you should move less, your body and bones are important."

Su Liyan saw that her brother had a firm attitude, so she didn't refuse.

He was by his side, so nothing would happen.

Come here for a while.

Among the 600 people in the audience, a strong man shouted: "I'll come, I'll challenge you."

Lu Yuan could tell that this strong man was just a walker.

Everyone looked at this strong man.

A mere traveler dares to challenge.

As a great heavenly master/celestial master/spiritual master, how can I be so obedient?
This strong man was like a spark, igniting the powder keg in the audience.

Everyone raised their hands and shouted.

"I come!"

"I'm coming too!"

"Count me in!"

Lu Yuan looked at the people in the audience, all of them were extremely excited, thinking: "Oops, it's my pussy that's too big this time!"

(End of this chapter)