The devil is coming

Chapter 460 Premature Birth
"Chu, have you finished cleaning up?"
"Pack it up, dad."
"Okay, let's eat."
Old He Tou and He Chu entered a soup cake shop across the street together.
On weekdays, the two men set out their stall early in the morning. If the business is average, one of the two men will go back early to cook a meal, and wait for the other to come back from the stall in the afternoon to eat together.
If the business is so busy that it takes a long time, then you won’t go back to cook, but finish the business and find a shop on the street to have a meal in the afternoon.
Of course, eating out is not as economical as making it at home, but if business is good and we are busy enough, the two of us won't mind going to other people's shops for a "luxury" meal.
Fortunately, they are all neighbors, so you can't see them when you look up. Regardless of whether it's a big restaurant or a small shop, there are few shops that don't accept pork. Even the shop that specializes in beef and mutton soup or pancakes, I'm tired of eating them on weekdays. For home-made things, you have to pick some pork to make a toothpaste, right?
In addition, the He family is sincere in business and kind people, so when they go to a restaurant and order two small bowls of soup cakes, the store will often increase the amount and make it a larger portion.
Mr. and Mrs. He are not polite either. Anyway, just send me some meat and add another two ounces next time.
People on the street want to live comfortably, but they can't take advantage of this.
He Chu handed the chopsticks to his father,
The two men began to chew.
After eating pancakes and drinking soup, my body felt warm and I felt energetic again.
The two men left the soup cake shop and did not go back. There was no need to set up a stall in the afternoon. They usually had to wait until dusk before setting up a stall.
Therefore, our afternoon time is basically leisurely.
Whenever this person is leisurely, he always has to think about something and find a way to amuse himself.
The more refined pastime is dancing and writing; the more elegant pastime is walking the bird Pangu; and the more entertaining pastime is cricket and dog fighting.
Of course, there are also things for the general public, like going to a teahouse to drink tea and listen to stories.
In the past six months, the He family has become accustomed to going to the teahouse in the afternoon to listen to Mr. Shu telling stories.
They didn't have this hobby before, but they couldn't help it and now they are "relatives of the emperor".
The He family didn't dare to show off the prestige of being relatives of the emperor, but they had to be somewhat "conscious". At least, they were no longer such pure and unsophisticated commoners, and they had to listen to what was going on outside. what's up.
Of course, the emperor is a royal relative, and the relatives of the country are relatives of the country, but what he went to was not the first-class Yipin Teahouse in the capital, but the Yongan Teahouse on the same street. The person he sat in was not Xiaoya on the second floor, but the one on the first floor. The small table by the door.
Why are you near the door?
There were people coming and going by the door, and the respectable people were sitting on the second floor or inside. The rest were hanging around the door listening in vain. They were all working hard to make a living, and they smelled sour and sweaty. It's so tangy that you won't care about the piggy smell that lingers on the He family because they came here without taking a shower;
Secondly, when the storyteller betrays his composure, when the disciple goes down to collect the reward money with a big bamboo dustpan, he is afraid that the dustpan will be unstable in the hands of people coming in and out of the door, so he will probably not go here, so he can avoid it. Pen reward money.
In the same place, next to the old door, I had a pot of Eagle tea and a small plate of peanuts, and we all got together.
The storyteller is at the hot spot,
"Dear guests, what we are going to tell you today is the story of Pingye Bo who entered Chu alone, and the Princess of Dachu who promised him her life."
"it is good!!!!!!"
"it is good!!!!!!"
The story was actually told yesterday. In fact, it was first told seven or eight days ago by a storyteller from Yipinlou in Beijing.
But after someone starts a lecture, it will take two days before other small teahouses can hear the message. After hearing the message, they have to ask their own storyteller to change clothes and go to the person's place to drink tea and listen for two days;
After listening to it for two days, I still had to think about it myself. The same thing can't be told exactly the same way. It has to be described in a different way. This thinking also takes two days.
This is called following the trend. The wind passes through people's mouths and spreads one by one. Naturally, the more it spreads, the more evil it becomes.
From the beginning of the first wave of Yipinlou, Hirano Bo immediately broke out with the princess on his wedding day.
By the time the stories reached the storyteller at Yong'an Teahouse, it turned out that Uncle Pingye had been fighting the sword-maker of Chu alone for three days and three nights.
Subsequently,
Surrounded by a hundred thousand troops from Chu State,
Holding the princess in his arms, he drifted away.
This is because the audience is different. Many of the people who drink tea in Yipinlou are high-ranking officials. They have their own channels to know some things. If you talk about something outrageous and confusing, it is a loss of your own brand. But in a market like Yongan Tea House In a teahouse, if you are doing business in front of the common people, you have to add some mysterious materials to the story so that people can listen to it with interest.
If I really want to be serious, did Mr. Hirano kidnap the princess back?
Abducted!
Then you have to!
"Dad, this Uncle Hirano seems to be our brother-in-law's son?"
"Shh."
Lao He lowered his voice and signaled He Chu to keep quiet. He Chu also nodded, and then looked around nervously, like a silver-armored guard secretly meeting in Yanjing City.
For the He family, most of the things about their son-in-law (brother-in-law) were heard from this teahouse, and this teahouse liked to talk about Uncle Pingye every now and then, so the He family also knew about Uncle Pingye. In the early years, he was promoted through his own son-in-law.
Therefore,
My own family!
Now, the story of Pingye Bo entering Chu and snatching back the princess has been spread throughout the streets and alleys of Yanjing City. Even when the children at the entrance of the alley were playing, some boys would pull out their wooden swords and shout:
"I am Uncle Hirano!"
then,
He hugged the little girl next door whom he had long cherished and shouted:
"Your Highness, please come home and get married with me!"
Subsequently,
It was the girl's biological father who rushed out and chased her with the soles of her shoes and slapped her violently.
And here,
The two fathers of the He family were fascinated by Mr. Shu's talk about how Uncle Pingye and the sword-maker of Chu were fighting in the sky.
Suddenly,
A group of soldiers suddenly rushed over,
One of the leading eunuchs was not Eunuch Zhang.
Eunuch Zhang saw the He family and his father sitting at the table at the gate at a glance.
Immediately screamed:
"Just the two of them, take them away quickly!"
Before the He family masters could understand what was happening, they were picked up by a group of soldiers and taken away by force.
……
"You said that Zheng Fan is really making a fuss. I thought he could rest at Xuehaiguan for a while, but who knew he suddenly went to the Chu Kingdom and kidnapped the princess back.
Just take a look, this is a small fact about Wu Jing. This matter can be considered finalized. "
Zhao Jiulang took the folder from Wei Zhonghe and read it carefully.
In fact, various rumors have already entered Beijing, and some local government channels have even conveyed the news.
Therefore, it should be true that Hirano Bo entered Chu, and it should also be true that he brought the princess back.
But Marquis Jingnan was the same as before, no matter what happened, he took his time, as if he wanted to wait for the folk wind to blow for a while, and then he slowly sent in the news.
Among them, the focus of the excerpt is still about the temporary truce with Chu State. As for the princess, it is just a final incident.
Because of this, the imperial court was faced with waves of rumors, and felt a little confused.
Is the princess real?Is there anything wrong with this matter?
Any decision made by the court must be confirmed in real terms, otherwise it will be a joke. Therefore, the court has not made a statement on this matter.
right now,
Finally waiting for the definite news.
"Huh... what Jingnan Hou Zhezi said was that the Princess of Chu took the initiative to have an affair with Uncle Ping Ye. Your Majesty, please allow me to have a moment with you. I really want to laugh, I want to laugh heartily."
Zhao Jiulang said this,
He did the same thing,
After putting down the fold,
He put one hand on his chest and the other hand stroking his beard.
then,
Very seriously:
"Hahaha, hahaha, haha, haha, hahaha!"
Emperor Yan, who was sitting in the first seat, felt a burst of suffocation. As a Qi Refiner, Wei Zhonghe also felt as if the Qi in his body had strayed under Lord Zaifu's laughter.
at last,
Lord Zaifu finished laughing,
take a deep breath,
Road:
"Your Majesty, I'm sorry, but I don't smile at such a pleasant thing. It's really hard to hold back."
"It's okay, it's okay."
Emperor Yan also sighed and said: "Didn't the Ministry of Rites draft the titles of several princesses in advance? I'm not even satisfied now."
"Yes, it is indeed inappropriate." Zhao Jiulang agreed.
Previously, I thought it was Uncle Zheng who kidnapped the princess. In that case, titles such as "Guiyi" and "Zhengqing" with obvious "abandoning the dark and turning to the light" would be enough. But now Jingnan Marquis said that it was someone who took the initiative. If you want to follow the people who enter Yan, every girl has done this. Naturally, the Yan Kingdom's court cannot be stingy and take advantage of others in this title.
"The Department of Etiquette will prepare a set of rituals for the princess, and the Department of Household Affairs will allocate funds for the construction of the princess's mansion and send them to Xue Customs."
Naturally, the princess lived in Hirano's mansion. The money from the princess's mansion was actually a reward given by the emperor to Uncle Hirano.
"Then... Uncle Hirano?" Zhao Jiulang asked cautiously.
It stands to reason that Uncle Hirano should be rewarded, but he is already an earl. If he is promoted, he will be a marquis. It is really inappropriate for him to be promoted so quickly at such a young age.
The previous Feng Pingye Bo was actually considered to have gone too far.
Although the Marquis of Jingnan and the Marquis of Zhenbei were both crowned kings, in fact, the title of Dayan was still topped by "Marquis".
Fortunately, Emperor Yan seemed to have thought about it and said:
"I grant Zheng Fan the title of General of the Kingdom."
I can't mention my title anymore, so let's mention it on errands. I used to be the general of Snow Customs, but now I am the general of Chengguo.
But in fact, you are still in charge of the land in Xueguan, because Chengguo died early.
Although there is still a Prince Cheng's Mansion in Yingdu City, they are already living a decent life.
The troops and horses of the three Jin Dynasties are all under the control of Marquis Jingnan. The so-called General of Chengguo is actually like a false title. Adding it means not adding it. This means that Uncle Zheng can have a better tone when registering for formal occasions in the future. Some.
Emperor Yan seemed to feel that it was inappropriate for him to dismiss him so casually, and said:
"The emperor gave me a set of gold armor, and... the gift list sent by the barbarian envoy last time included a barbarian sword. I heard they said it was forged from fine iron deep in the barbarian tribe, and was given as a gift."
"Yes, Your Majesty." Zhao Jiulang nodded, these should be enough.
After all, recapturing the princess really made everyone very happy. Everyone in the government and the people of Dayan felt extremely comfortable and happy, but after all, it was not a case of conquering a city with real results.
"In addition, I have issued an order to Wu Jing to take full responsibility for the Chu marriage etiquette. Don't let the Chu people think that I, Dayan, are a barbaric country. I, Dayan, also respect etiquette.
The princess must follow my son, Dayan, home, but we elders must not ignore the rules.
We have to follow the process that needs to be followed;
Let Wu Jing be hired by Chu State! "
"It's Your Majesty."
At this time,
Emperor Yan seemed to have remembered something,
He said to Wei Zhonghe beside him:
"Prince Xuan Liu."
"Yes, Your Majesty."
Wei Zhonghe left the imperial study. After a while, he came back again and reported:
"Your Majesty, after the booklet from Jingnan Marquis was delivered earlier, His Highness the Sixth Prince returned home long ago with a copy of the booklet."
Because what Jingnan Marquis sent up was not a special explanation about "the return of the kidnapped princess", but a military information about the war with the Chu State, so the cabinet went through it first. Generally speaking, after entering the cabinet, this kind of news , one copy will be sent to the imperial study, one copy will be sent to the east palace, and one copy will be sent to the remaining six departments. Obviously, the letter sent to the household department must have fallen into the hands of Ji Chengjue.
"This bastard thing."
Emperor Yan cursed.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, a eunuch hurriedly ran over from outside. Wei Zhonghe was standing at the door of the imperial study, and he immediately stepped out to ask about the situation.
immediately,
Just when Emperor Yan was about to open the next memorial,
Wei Zhonghe suddenly staggered in,
Road:
"Your Majesty, it's not good..."
……
This is what happened,
As Mr. Hirano's "benefactor", then "investor", then "partner", then alliance, and now good brother;
When Ji Chengjue received this copy of the Jingnan Hou Zhezi from the cabinet, he
I couldn't wait to leave the palace and go home immediately!
Although there had been rumors circulating in various teahouses in the capital that Uncle Hirano had snatched back the Princess of Chu, no one knew whether it was true or false, and how much was true, and how much was false, including Ji Chengjue. Same.
Because he didn't receive the letter from Zheng Fan. It must be that Zheng Fan had just come back and was too busy to write to himself. No, there must be something wrong with the letter during delivery, so it wasn't delivered.
How could he not want to share the joy with his best brother as soon as possible when he stole such a big thing from the Princess of Chu?
It must be so!
Then, after getting the book from Marquis Jingnan and seeing the real results, Ji Chengjue couldn't wait to return home.
when you come back,
He Sisi was sitting in the yard eating fruit.
"Hahahaha, it's true, it's true. That guy Zheng Fan really snatched back a princess. She is the biological sister of the Regent of Da Chu and the biological sister of the Emperor of Da Chu. No, no, she took the initiative to follow him. Zheng Fan left, hahahaha."
Ji Chengjue smiled like a child.
then,
Ji Chengjue stretched out his hand and patted He Sisi's big belly.
Road:
"This relationship is good. In the future, Zheng Fan's child will also have the blood of the royal family of the Chu Kingdom. It's good, good, and it's just right to set a baby for marriage."
I don’t know if it’s because I couldn’t wait to hear that I was going to kiss my baby.
Or was it because of some reaction caused by Ji Chengjue's few gentle pats?
Anyway,
Next,
A scene that almost scared Ji Chengjue's whole soul happened:
I saw He Sisi suddenly showing a look of pain,
immediately,
There was also blood dripping from under the hem of the skirt.
This,
This,
This,
Premature labor!
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Thanks to classmate Aojiao Miaobaobao and classmate Nasal Congestion for becoming the 123rd and 124th Alliance Leaders of Demon Lin!
good night.
(End of this chapter)