The devil is coming

Chapter 235 Heroes
On the mountain road, it was difficult for the horse-drawn carriage to move, and the ox-cart was also in trouble, but an old man wearing a blue cotton-padded jacket still sat steadily in the car.
The cart was not pulled by an animal, but by a man.
The man walked a little lamely and had a sword tied around his waist, but he was able to pull the car steadily while walking on this rugged land.
There is a woman beside the car. The woman is wearing a black gauze hat and her true appearance cannot be seen clearly. However, she has a graceful waist and white boots. She is not weak at all, but shows her heroic spirit.
The old man lying on the car holds a fan in his left hand and a wine gourd in his right hand. There is a patch bag sewn on his waist, which contains dried tea and fennel beans.
A piece of tea, two dried beans, mixed with rice wine and a sip of it,
At the same time, it helps the feng shui of the mountains enter the throat,
Gee,
this taste,
It's so beautiful that it makes your bones feel numb.
It seemed that the old man was eating, drinking, and lying down. He didn't care about the hard work of the man pulling the cart, nor did he mind the difficulty of walking with a woman. He was still chattering incessantly.
“The last time I came here, it was still the land of Jin, but this time I came here, it has become the territory of Yan. In the end, things are different and people are different, or people are different and things are different.
Think about how heroic the Yu family was when they opened the land of the Three Jin Dynasties hundreds of years ago. But now, they have ended up with the ancestral temple being moved away and their descendants moving to Yanjing.
Romantic people must eventually return to being romantic. "
The man pulling the cart just smiled when he heard this. He was already used to the old man's nagging.
Watch the sunset and become inspired by poetry;
Looking at a child, poetry flourishes;
Looking at a beautiful girl makes me flourish in poetry;
Even when entering the toilet, the yellow dragon roars below, but the poetry above can still flow.
"I wonder if next time I go back to Qian, in my hometown, whether the Wuchuan Nong dialect will be spoken, or whether the Yan dialect and the northern tune will become popular."
Unlike the man who is dull and taciturn, the woman is stubborn and dislikes the old man who likes to talk about love affairs.
At this moment, a mountain breeze blew over her face, gently blowing up her black gauze, revealing a pair of delicate red lips.
"The land of the three Jins seems to be tyrannical. They boast that there are more than a million knights in the Jin land. After all, the pattern of the three families dividing the Jin has lasted for a century. The Yan people just relied on the Jin emperor to betray the country Zuo. Just a machine.
Although our Da Gan suffered a temporary setback, in the end we never allowed the Yan people to occupy a piece of territory. Nowadays, the officials are working hard to clarify the government and the public. In the future, we must not say that the Yan people will go south again. Our Da Gan civil and military forces will go north even if they have no choice. "
The old man glanced at the woman and said,
He chuckled disdainfully:
"Renyan's [-]-strong cavalry marched straight into Shangjing City and then retreated calmly. I really don't know where your confidence comes from, girl."
"This time and the other."
"Haha, it's just a woman's opinion."
"Then I would like to hear a man's opinion, and I am also very curious, where was Mr. Yao when the Yan people's cavalry went south?"
"at home."
"What are you doing at home?"
"Make a baby."
"…………"woman.
"Hehehehe." The man pulling the cart laughed.
The woman spat and whispered:
"Not ashamed."
Lying in the car, Mr. Yaozi Zhanyao, a representative figure of the Qianguo literati, did not take it seriously.
directly:
“What I’m good at is poetry, lyrics and songs that please the ear;
In times of peace and prosperity, gathering friends and having company, drinking and having fun in the pavilion can also become a good story;
Having nothing to do and looking for delicious food can be regarded as an anecdote;
When ascending to the court, judging cases, and distinguishing between strong and weak, weakening the strong and strengthening the weak can also be used as a good talk;
But when it comes to military affairs, nine of the ten orifices are understood, leaving one clueless;
Assisting the people, reassuring the people, raising materials; transporting grain, planning, and making prompt decisions; I don’t understand;
For an official like me, it would be nice to ring the bells in peacetime and put a layer of paper on the windows to look shiny. But if something really happens, it would be the greatest help if I am not in charge and don't help.
Hero, do you think what I said makes sense? "
The man pulling the cart, Chen Daxia, nodded and replied seriously:
"rational."
"That's unreasonable!" the woman shouted angrily.
Yao Zizhan touched his earlobe and smashed it in his mouth.
"You feed off the people's wealth. In this chaotic situation, even if you have no real talent, is it possible that you are not half as good as an accountant?"
"Girl, you are wrong again. I am indeed a prosperous veneer. No matter whether the face underneath is real or fake, or whether it is a sore or ulcerated, it always needs people like me to beautify it. beautify.
The king needs to sing praises, and the people need a little glory;
But to put it bluntly, just think that only our official family wants this layer of veneers, and he, Emperor Yan, doesn’t want it?
Oh, to put it bluntly, even if I go to the battlefield and get caught, as long as I reveal my identity, no matter how arrogant the Northern Army is, I will still have to respectfully invite me to the carriage and serve me delicious food and drinks. Sent to Yanjing;
Even Wen Sutong is regarded as a statue in Yanjing. I am going to Yanjing, and the Emperor of Yan is not allowed to go out of the city to greet him in person. He shouted by the way:
The world’s culture has returned to Yan today!
Doesn't this increase others' ambitions and destroy one's own prestige?
Although I, Yao Zizhan, am an old man, believe it or not, the Emperor of Yan is willing to give me three thousand cavalry in exchange for my entry into Yan. Instead of doing this, I would rather just molest my beautiful wife and concubine in my hometown. This is what I want to do for my country. Think about and contribute to the country. "
"…………"woman.
"What's the matter? You have nothing to say?"
"You are sophistry."
"Oh, this is not sophistry. In this world, nothing is black and white? There is never any real truth to be said;
I have wasted most of my life. In my early years, I liked to be romantic and freehand. I only feel that everyone in this world is vulgar and filthy, but I am noble and youthful.
Only when I got old and was hammered down by the Yan people did I finally understand;
Poems, songs, music, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing praises of virtue, peace and prosperity,
No matter how beautifully you dress up,
After all, he is no match for other people's real swords and guns!
Hero, do you think this is true? "
"Yes."
Daxia Chen responded.
The woman still seemed unconvinced, but she also understood that she would never win in a verbal war with this old man. Perhaps her own stubbornness was the spice on the old man's journey.
The old man shook his head and sighed:
"In the early years, I also yearned for the world of martial arts. Everyone said that the martial arts of Da Qian was the most exciting, the martial arts of Da Chu was the most mysterious, the martial arts of Da Jin was the most free and easy, but the martial arts of Da Yan was the most boring.
Li Liangshen, who was so boring that he was one of the four great swordsmen, was actually a general of the Zhenbei Army. How could he have half the spirit of a man in the world?
Moreover, the plate of the Yan State is so big. The imperial court of the Yan State gets a portion, the aristocratic families get a portion, the Zhenbei Marquis Mansion gets another portion, and each family gets a portion. How can one afford to raise fish and shrimps in this world?
But looking at it now, it turns out that I was wrong.
At the foot of the capital city, I, the best swordsman in the world, fled in panic in front of the Zhenbei Army's cavalry;
It was previously rumored that in the capital of the Jin Kingdom, the Sword Saint Yu Huaping of the Jin State fought against Nanhou of the Yan people, and the Sword Saint was defeated.
Jianghu, after all, is Jianghu, because it is not on the stage, so it is called Jianghu. "
Daxia Chen stopped.
"What's the matter, hero, don't you like hearing what I say, old man?"
Daxia Chen shook his head and said:
"Someone has said something similar to you before."
"Hey, where are you from?"
"Yan people."
"That's not surprising. The Yan people only believe in the saber and nothing else."
"maybe."
Daxia Chen continued to pull the car forward.
Yao Zizhan took another sip of wine, pointed at the mountains in front, and said:
"Ahead, it's almost Liaoshan Mountain."
The woman spoke at this time:
"Everyone knows that you, Mr. Yao, traveled to the Tianduan Mountains when you were young, but were captured alive by savages and almost died here. As a result, many popular poems will be wiped out from the world;
As everyone knows, there are actually such twists and turns in it. "
"There are no twists and turns, and I am not afraid to tell you that it was Helian Xiongbi who captured me here.
That boy Helian Xiongbi had not yet become the head of his Helian family. He was as young as I was back then. "
"Did Helian Xiongbi save you in the first place?" the woman asked.
"Hey, that's nonsense. I was traveling in this world at that time, and I was accompanied by a few familiar savages. You can't imagine that when Helian Xiongbi was young, he was a scholar.
A man is actually drinking and reciting poetry here alone.
I heard it,
The old man laughed twice,
Then he was arrested by this kid! "
Daxia Chen said "hehe" twice.
"He didn't kill you."
"Yes, he was not willing to kill me. This is the secret of his Helian family. Logically speaking, he should kill me, but he was impressed by my literary talent and promised me to write him a poem every day. As long as the poem can If I satisfy him, he will allow me to live one more day.
I just wrote and wrote, and it took me three months to write poems for him. "
"Nowadays, many courtesans can't afford a poem from you, but it was so cheap back then."
"This is a life-saving poem, it's just a cheap fairy!"
Yao Zizhan glared at the woman angrily,
continued:
"After three months, Helian Xiongbi released me. He asked me not to tell anyone about what happened here."
"that's it?"
"there's one more thing."
"What's the matter?"
"That's it."
"What the hell is going on?"
"He said that if one day he dies, I will come and send him an elegiac couplet with the best poem."
After all,
Yao Zizhan spilled the wine in the pot outside the car,
Sighed,
Road:
"Oh, I'm so sorry."
"I didn't expect that you are still a person who values ​​love and justice." The woman sighed.
Master Chen said: "I didn't expect it either."
The old man squinted his slightly drunken eyes,
Road:
"Hero, have you fallen in love with this girl?"
"Yes."
"Then have you told others?"
"I didn't say anything."
"Why don't you tell me?"
"I am lame and disabled."
"But you're not useless. It seems to me that if we really fight, this girl can't beat you. Could it be that when you broke your leg, you also broke the work underneath it?"
Daxia Chen let go of one hand,
Confirmed,
Road:
"That's not it."
"Then you are afraid of a ball. She is beautiful and you have a sword. It is a perfect match!"
The woman remained silent.
Daxia Chen said:
"No parent in this world would be willing to marry their daughter to a disabled person."
Yao Zizhan laughed "hehehe",
He grabbed a handful of fennel beans and chewed them in his mouth.
Road:
"What does it have to do with her parents? When you return from Goda Mountain this time, take your sword, go to the capital, and ask her to be your wife by name;
Just wait and see,
That night the big red sedan will carry her to your place! "
The woman trembled.
Daxia Chen shook his head and said:
"Can I still get a wife?"
Yao Zizhan slapped his thigh,
Laughing and scolding:
"Isn't that right? She's a wife-in-law!"
(End of this chapter)