The devil is coming

Chapter 20 Promotion!
"Clah la la... clap la la... clap la la..."
Xue San sat in the barrel and rubbed his body.
This wooden bucket was obtained from the Huotou Army. It was not a bath bucket. It was usually just used to carry water, but for Xue San's figure, it was enough and even had a surplus.
"Hey, tell me, will something happen between our Lord and that general?"
Xue San asked Liang Cheng who was sitting at the other end of the tent while taking a bath.
Liang Cheng glanced at Xue San and said, "A dog's nose is not as smart as yours."
"Hehe, that's right, even Si Niang's disguise technique can't hide it from my nose."
"Including shit?"
"..." Xue San.
ah!ah! ! ! ! ! ! !
Xue San shouted and slapped his body with water. This was already the fifth bucket of water.
As an assassin, it is normal to attack from behind. Xue San couldn't remember how many preys he had killed from behind, but this was the first time that he had been so confused by his prey.
For this reason, Xue San can only think that he added a lot of secret force when he pulled the dagger down inside the opponent's body. His original intention was to smash the organs in the opponent's body together. Who knew that the centrifugal force was too strong...
"Don't tell anyone about this matter. You must not tell them when you go back!" Xue San said to Liang Cheng seriously.
Liang Cheng shook his head indifferently.
Xue San continued to wash his body and returned to the previous topic:
"If we follow the normal plot, a female character who disguises herself as a man will most likely be taken into the protagonist's room. She may be pretentious at first, but slowly she will become completely devoted to the protagonist."
"Plot?"
"Yes, isn't that what Zhao Min in "The Legend of Heaven and Dragon Sword" looks like?
There are many similar examples.
In reality, when a woman likes a man, she has to look at that man’s appearance, character, sincerity, and his wealth and gifts;
But in literary and artistic works, as long as the authors want to, they can always find countless women reasons to fall in love with the protagonist. "
Liang Cheng reluctantly took out the water bag, removed the stopper, took a sip and said:
"That's a novel."
If it weren't for the inconvenience of going out now, with Liang Cheng's character, he really wouldn't choose to sit here and watch the dwarf strip naked and take a shower while chatting with the dwarf.
"I'm telling you, zombie, you can't forget your roots as a human being. Have you forgotten where we came from?"
Liang Cheng frowned slightly when he heard this. There are some things that he has been able to accept for a long time, but acceptance does not mean understanding.
"For others, it may be just a comic book, but for us, it is our life."
"Haha, I didn't have time to think about philosophy with you. Oh, now that I think about it, I feel a little regretful. When the Lord went out, I only had time to tell the Lord that the general in red armor was a woman, but I didn't warn the Lord properly."
"Admonish what?"
"My Lord, if you arrive in front of the opponent's tent, regardless of whether there are guards at the door, as long as the opponent asks you to wait for a notification before coming in, then you must not wait, but rush in directly!"
"why?"
"Because the general was probably taking a shower, and then by chance, the Lord rushed in and was able to see her naked body;
Next, the female general will be ashamed and angry, and may order punishment for the Lord, but as the first man besides her father to see her naked, the Lord will definitely leave a deep impression on her heart. impression, and then..."
"Then she had someone push the Lord out and chop him down, the Lord's pawn."
"Forehead………"
Xue San scratched his hair helplessly and said melancholy: "You are so vulgar."
"It's you who are unrealistic."
"Life is always more art than art. You must know that this is the first female character that has come to the forefront in this world that the Lord has seen since he woke up. If nothing happens, nothing will happen, nothing will happen, nothing will be buried. A bit of foreshadowing, it seems a little unreasonable."
Liang Cheng didn't want to talk anymore. He felt that not only was the dwarf's physical development poor, but his brain might also be affected.
Perhaps Qin Siyu is this type of person. Because he has always been shorter than his peers and because of poor health, he likes to stay at home, but his mind is full of fantasies.
And this character and habit were completely inherited by his character Xue San.
"Think about it, since that woman can disguise herself as a man and command the army, haha, her status must be high. If she is really taken over by the master, it will be a boost to us, equivalent to having someone in the entrepreneurial stage. They took the initiative to send venture capital, and also took the initiative to unspoken rules for you to accept it.
The thing is done, the most we can lose is the Lord’s ten thousand sons and grandsons. "
"She doesn't deserve it."
"Well, don't say that, our Lord is still very good."
"I'm talking about that woman. She is not worthy of the Lord."
Xue San frowned slightly, hung his arms by the bucket, and looked at Liang Cheng:
"Nima, are you licking so shamelessly now?"
"With us here, the Lord can marry the most outstanding woman in the world."
When Xue San heard the words, he was stunned for a moment and blinked. He could not deny this sentence, and even agreed with it in his heart. However, after a brief silence, Xue San still asked:
"But now, we are still very weak. Those barbarians are nothing. If we are singled out, even if they are the kind of guys who can shine, we can rely on our own ability and experience to kill them.
Ordinary soldiers, if they come one by one, they will die. If they come five or six, it will take a little effort at most, but what if they come twenty, fifty, or a hundred?
You have also seen the cavalry of the Yan State. If fifty cavalry take turns charging at you on the plain without the benefit of terrain, even if you are a zombie, how many rounds can you survive? "
Liang Cheng turned his head, glanced at the injury on his left arm, and said:
"We have only recovered a little."
From everyone's peak, from everyone's true strength, what everyone has recovered now is really just the tip of the iceberg.
"Who knows how we can recover a little more? If we really recover a little more, our Lord will not go up to see that woman, but we will directly tie up the woman from the army and send her to the Lord's bed. "
"Don't tell me you didn't notice."
"What did you find?" Xue San showed curiosity.
"Your Majesty's strength." Liang Cheng replied.
The barbarian cavalry who was hacked to death by his master immediately appeared in Xue San's mind.
"You mean, how much our strength can be restored, and whether we can recover further, the key lies in the Lord?"
"I only know that before the Lord wakes up, we are just ordinary people."
"Ha, besides, the Lord has only been awake for a long time, and his strength has suddenly become comparable to that of an adult man who has been exercising all year round. When we were marching earlier, I always thought that the Lord would not be able to sustain it, but he persisted."
“Perhaps, the Lord himself has not really discovered and realized this;
That is,
improving,
Maybe it's not just us. "
………………
Zheng Fan arrived outside the military tent. There were not many soldiers guarding the outside. Only the old man holding a sword stood at the entrance of the tent.
Without letting Zheng Fan wait, as soon as Zheng Fan came over, the old man reached out and opened the curtain, indicating that Zheng Fan could go in.
After entering, I already learned from Xue San that this was a general disguised as a man, and he was not taking a shower.
She was still wearing her very conspicuous red armor, and she was sitting on her knees behind the desk. She was flipping through some letters in her hand, and there was a heroic spirit flowing between her brows.
After Zheng Fan came in, he hesitated and knelt down on one knee.
"Meet the general."
As for the "final general", I didn't say anything more.
The general dropped the letter in his hand on the table and looked at Zheng Fan kneeling below him with interest.
"You have made a lot of contributions this time, and I want to reward you."
Zheng Fan said nothing, just raised his head and looked at her.
In particular, I paid more attention to the Adam's apple, but because it was blocked by armor, I couldn't see it very clearly.
The most important thing is that because of the shielding of the armor, I don't know what the figure of this woman is.
After all, the awakening effect of armor is much stronger than that of bra.
Zheng Fan didn't know why he was thinking about these things now. Probably because he was a little nervous, so he subconsciously diverged his thoughts.
Men have two brains, both of which are like walnuts. Generally speaking, when one brain is running, the other brain often falls into a sluggish state.
The general was also a little embarrassed. After all, the superiors seemed to be used to it. When they said who they wanted to reward, the people below showed their loyalty again and shouted "loyalty to the boss" without asking for anything else.
Of course, this cannot be taken seriously, but everyone seems to pay attention to this process.
But right now, this man seems to have no intention of cooperating with his performance.
A smile appeared on the corner of the general's mouth and he said:
“Two rewards, let you choose;
One is to enter my personal barracks and become a servant of my Li family. After two years, whether to be sent out or to continue to stay in my family, the road will be much wider.
Another one, are you from Hutou City? "
"Yes."
"The Ministry of War and the Ministry of Household Affairs issued an edict a few days ago, because more and more horse bandits have been harassing caravans in recent years, requiring each fortress city to form its own team to protect the merchants.
But the superiors did not allocate any military expenditures or ordnance, which meant that only one knitting group of 300 people was allocated, and the rest was left to each locality to handle.
Therefore, the second reward is the Hushang School Captain in the Hutou City area. "
At this point, the general himself felt that he couldn't go on. He paused and continued:
"Forget it, when the army sets off tomorrow, you can follow me back to the Li family. Your future will not be..."
"I choose the second one!"
Zheng Fan immediately raised his head and said.
The general's voice suddenly stopped.
He seemed a little unbelievable and asked again:
"Which one to choose?"
Zheng Fan answered again without hesitation:
"Article two."
I would rather be the head of a chicken than the tail of a phoenix. I am in Hutou City, and at least I have seven demon kings under my command. I am calling my Lord with full aura all day long.
I have a mental illness and come to your place to be a servant?
the most important point is,
Zheng Fan knew how much he weighed. He was just the one who took the credit this time. Liang Cheng gave him a head to take.
If I really left these subordinates and went out alone,
Zheng Fan felt that he didn't know how he died.
"You won't regret it?"
Zheng Fan took a deep breath, shook his head seriously, and said:
"No regrets."
"Can you tell me the reason? I, the servant of the Li family, am so disdainful to you?"
Zheng Fan immediately replied:
"Hutou City is my home and I can't bear to leave it."
(End of this chapter)