Siheyuan: My wife is Xu Huizhen

Chapter 159 Widow Zhang, did you steal the bicycle?
He Yuzhu listened in the corner for a while outside. It only lasted five or six minutes. The second idiot was done, and Mrs. Zhang put on her pants while cursing.

"You idiot, why is this only 10 yuan? That's wrong!"

"It's ten yuan one time, and I'll give you another ten yuan next time."

Erluzi is a man who knows how to take a long-term view. He plans to sleep with Mrs. Zhang for ten yuan a time, so that for seventy yuan, he can sleep seven times.

After waiting seven times, we are all old acquaintances, and we can sleep with them without any money.

"You idiot, you piece of shit, do you still have any conscience? You've slept with me all over my body."

"Why is there so much nonsense? Ten yuan a night for sex is not enough. In the past, the girls in Bada Hutong couldn't ask for ten yuan. Aren't you satisfied?"

"Hello you idiot, just wait for me."

"Just wait, what can you do to me?"

There might have been some scruples at first, but now that Widow Zhang has slept with her, she doesn't just do whatever she wants.

He Yuzhu, who was hiding outside, wanted to laugh when he heard it, but he didn't expect that Mrs. Zhang would also be teased.

It’s true that bad people have their own way of doing things. Mrs. Zhang stole her own bicycle and was taken advantage of by a fool.

Not long after waiting, Mrs. Zhang came out of the house with money in her hand, her clothes were a little messy, and she walked back crying.

He Yuzhu didn't alert them, and this wasn't the time for me to go find Erluzi. Since Mrs. Zhang was found stealing a bicycle, she couldn't let them off easily. She still had to go to jail for this matter.

He Yuzhu returned home without disturbing anyone. He waited for his body to warm up before climbing into bed and falling asleep with Xu Huizhen in his arms.

When it got light, I got up and went to the police station. I saw a three-wheeler parked in the yard and two police comrades were repairing it.

There was no one in the entire police station whom He Yuzhu didn't recognize. He was not in a hurry to report the crime, so he walked up to him and asked, "What's wrong with this car?"

One of them looked up and saw He Yuzhu, and smiled and said, "This is what our superiors assigned to our police station, but it often breaks down."

He Yuzhu nodded, said a few polite words, and then opened the mental check. He quickly discovered the problem and said, "It should be that the piston ring is worn. Just remove it and replace it."

"Do you know how to repair cars?"

He Yuzhu was about to say he didn't understand, but he endured it and nodded and said, "What's so difficult about this? I've practiced it before."

"Great, please help us fix it!"

These cars are all old cars from before liberation. The quality itself is not good. In addition, they are very old and often end up lying on the road.

The first requirement for being a driver is to be able to repair a car. Otherwise, it will be troublesome if it breaks down outside. There are no repair shops on the roadside that can repair the car, so the driver is expected to simply handle it and bring the car back.

He Yuzhu always wanted to touch a car, but unfortunately there were very few cars at this time. There were not many that survived before liberation.

It was quite unexpected that this police station had a three-wheeler. He Yuzhu also wanted to help in exchange for the opportunity to drive in the future.

"Okay, actually repairing the car is very simple."

Although He Yuzhu has never repaired a motorcycle, he has the scanning ability and is familiar with the overall structure. He can also disassemble it in a decent manner. He quickly turns the engine into a pile of parts. Sure enough, it can be seen that there are A piston ring snapped in half.

"Do you have any spare piston rings?"

"Yes, I'll get it."

Seeing how quickly He Yuzhu dismantled the engine, the two police comrades were impressed. After taking the piston rings, they asked for advice on how to repair the car.

He Yuzhu answered all questions and quickly replaced the piston ring and installed it.

After finishing, a system prompt popped up in front of He Yuzhu:
[You have learned a new skill - vehicle maintenance, level lv1]

I feel so happy, why do I have another skill?
Does it mean that if you go for a run on a tricycle, you can activate your driving ability?
He Yuzhu felt a fire in his heart when he thought about it. It had only been a few years since the liberation, there were not many vehicles in the society, and there was no chance to touch a motor vehicle.

"Zhuzi, why are you here?"

He Yuzhu, who was just happy, turned around and saw Ye Dapeng coming in from the outside. He said with a smile: "You came just in time. I helped you repair a three-wheeled motorcycle. You can drive it for me in a few days."

"Can you repair cars?" Ye Dapeng asked with some disbelief.

"If you don't believe me, ask them both."

When the two police comrades proved that He Yuzhu could repair cars, Ye Dapeng was shocked. After looking up and down again, he asked:

"When did you learn to repair cars?"

"Don't worry about it. I have business with you."

"What's the matter?"

He Yuzhu said: "My bicycle was stolen in the courtyard."

"Hey, does anyone dare to steal He Yuzhu's bicycle?"

"Look what you said, it was stolen this time."

"Okay, let's go inside and talk slowly."

He Yuzhu and Ye Dapeng entered the office, and then talked about the theft of his bicycle.

Ye Dapeng held back his laughter and said, "You just watch the bike being sold?"

He Yuzhu rolled his eyes and said, "I am not a police officer and have no law enforcement power. I can only come to you to report the crime."

"Okay, I'll make arrangements to catch Erluzi. I've wanted to catch him for a long time, but I just never paid attention."

Then he paused and said, "It's already been a while, and your bike has long been turned into a pile of parts."

"I don't care anyway, brother-in-law, you have to get my bike back."

"You, if you have something to do, you are your brother-in-law, and if you have nothing to do, you are Ye Dapeng. This is too much a double standard." Ye Dapeng felt a little emotional, who knew that this was his father-in-law's apprentice.

He Yuzhu laughed, said a few words to Ye Dapeng, and hurried back to the courtyard.

"Someone is coming, someone is coming quickly, it's serious, there is a thief in our courtyard."

"What? There's a thief?"

Yi Zhonghai was the first to run out, and then he saw He Yuzhu calling, and asked with some gloating: "Zhuzhu, what has been stolen from you?"

"My bike was locked well yesterday. I went out for a run in the morning, but now it's gone."

"What, the bike is lost?" He Daqing heard the sound and ran out of the house. "Yeah, I remember clearly that the bike was locked, but it's gone."

Only He Daqing's old bicycle was left under the boat in front of the door. Xu Huizhen was pregnant and could not ride a bicycle back and forth.

"Really lost?"

"Hurry and invite the second and third uncles. We have never lost such expensive things in our courtyard."

Others who heard the sound came over to check, and then the courtyard became busy.

Soon, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui came over in a hurry. Other neighbors also heard the noise and gathered around.

In the west wing, Qin Huairu wanted to go out to watch the excitement, but Mrs. Zhang said with a cold face: "Watch what you want, there is nothing interesting to see. We don't want to see the excitement at their house."

Jia Dongxu next to him was a little strange. His mother didn't have such a personality before. Logically speaking, if this idiot's bicycle was stolen, his mother would run outside to watch the fun, make some weird remarks, and even clap her hands.

This time he didn't go to see the excitement and stopped Qin Huairu from going out, which puzzled Jia Dongxu, but he didn't say much. As for himself, he wouldn't go to crowded places to avoid being bumped into by others.

In this day and age, losing a bicycle is no small matter. Soon everyone in the courtyard came over.

Everyone was talking a lot, talking about the strangeness, and some people were gloating about the misfortune, saying that Silly Zhu deserved it.

He Yuzhu turned around and looked back, and realized that it was Xu Zhaodi who said it. Seeing Shazhu looking over, Xu Zhaodi glared at him, gloating about his misfortune, as if he was watching a good show.

He Yuzhu didn't bother to argue with her and said to Yi Zhonghai: "Old Yi, what do you think we should do? This is a lost bicycle. You have to help me find it."

"What does it have to do with me? I'm just mediating neighborhood disputes. Catching thieves is not my business." Of course, Yi Zhonghai didn't want to take this hot potato, so he declined directly.

I was so happy that I hadn't seen Shazhu suffer a loss in so many years, and I wanted to buy some firecrackers to set off.

He Yuzhu didn't expect Yi Zhonghai to help him. Besides, he didn't need his help for today's matter. Looking at the neighbors around him, he realized that Mrs. Zhang and her family had not come out.

"This kind of thing is usually not done by outsiders, but by neighbors. Some people had evil thoughts in the middle of the night and stole bicycles."

Yi Zhonghai thought He Yuzhu wanted to blame him for stealing a bicycle, so he quickly interrupted:

"Stop talking nonsense here, isn't it just a bicycle? Whoever can't afford it now is a fellow villager. Who would steal a bicycle?"

"It's impossible to tell. Some people just don't like the kindness of others. They can't have children themselves, so they secretly report others for raising widows."

Yi Zhonghai was furious when he heard this. Although Xu Wood's incident happened a long time ago, everyone still believed that he was the one who reported Xu Wood. It was an unreasonable crime to bear this charge.

These words made the Xu family members who were watching the fun very angry. They stared at Yi Zhonghai and felt like they were getting angry. Xu Damao said angrily:

"Some people don't like other people's kindness. It's really possible that they secretly take their bicycles and sell them in the middle of the night."

Yi Zhonghai said angrily: "Xu Damao, please stop talking nonsense. You should pay attention to evidence when you speak, and stop talking nonsense."

"Well, if I have evidence, I will send you to the police station." Xu Damao said, "There are so many people present, why are you the only one answering the call? Don't you feel guilty?"

"You" Yi Zhonghai was blocked and speechless.

Xu Damao smiled somewhat proudly. It was the happiest thing to let Yi Zhonghai feel frustrated.

Looking around, he suddenly found that Jia Dongxu's family didn't come out, so he continued to throw dirty water on Yi Zhonghai and said, "Why doesn't your precious apprentice's family come out? Are you feeling guilty?"

He Yuzhu was thinking about how to bring the topic to the Jia family, but he didn't expect Xu Damao's assist to be so timely.

Yi Zhonghai shouted: "If you keep talking nonsense, I won't be polite to you anymore. Dongxu's legs haven't recovered yet, how could he come out?"

"Hmph, he must have done something shameful and hid. Otherwise, how come no one from their family came out?"

Although Xu Damao had a good relationship with Mrs. Zhang that day, he felt so sick after he sobered up. It could be said that love gave birth to hatred, and he wished that Mrs. Zhang was unlucky, so that he could feel better in his heart.

He Yuzhu secretly gave a thumbs up in his heart, Xu Damao jumped out in time.

"Da Mao is right. If there was any excitement before, Aunt Zhang would run faster than anyone else."

"Yes, Aunt Zhang likes to watch the excitement the most. As long as there is any trouble in the courtyard, she will run more actively than anyone else."

"That's right, maybe Aunt Zhang knows something, so she doesn't want to come out."

Yi Zhonghai had accumulated a lot of good reputation before, but a lot of things happened in the past two years, especially reporting Xu Wood to the police station.

As a result, everyone has a big opinion of Yi Zhonghai. Even ordinary people are normal, but he is still the uncle in charge of the hospital, which makes many people unhappy and they can't help but say a few more words.

Yi Zhonghai's face was livid with anger. He turned to Aunt Yi and said, "Go and see what's going on at Dongxu's house. Why is no one coming out?"

After hearing this, Aunt Yi took a few steps, opened the curtain, pushed open the door of the Jia family, and saw the four members of the Jia family sitting together with big eyes and small eyes.

"Why don't you go out?"

Jia Dongxu was a little surprised just now that his mother didn't want to go to the fun. When his wife came to ask, he said, "Mom, why don't we go and take a look? That stupid Zhu lost his bicycle. Of course we have to go for such an unlucky thing."

"This" Mrs. Zhang didn't know how to refuse for a moment, and the look on her face was very strange.

Aunt Yi's heart skipped a beat. Just now she thought that an outsider must have stolen Sha Zhu's bicycle, but Sister-in-law Zhang's appearance surprised her, and she couldn't help but have an idea in her mind. The person who stole the bicycle couldn't be Jia Dongxu. Well, Sister-in-law Zhang must have known something, so she changed her face.

In the past two years, Aunt Yi felt very guilty for not being able to give birth to a child. She was completely obedient to Yi Zhonghai and allowed him to do whatever he wanted. All her family's savings were wiped out and she didn't say much.

But since White Widow returned from Baoding, Aunt Yi discovered that Yi Zhonghai often worked overtime, and she knew in her heart that she must have gone to White Widow under the pretext of working overtime.

In addition, he and He Daqing broke through the bottom line, and they are still inseparable. When Yi Zhonghai is working overtime, He Daqing often sneaks into the east wing and has a tryst with Aunt Yi.

At this time, Aunt Yi's heart was set on Silly Zhu. Since she believed that Sister-in-law Zhang could not escape the relationship, she stepped forward, held her arm, and said with a smile:
"Sister-in-law Zhang, since there's nothing wrong, let's go out and see the excitement. Nothing has been lost in the courtyard for so many years. This time, a new bicycle was lost."

"I have a cold and feel uncomfortable. I don't want to go out to face the cold."

Granny Zhang suddenly thought of an excuse, she really didn't want to go out, but Aunt Yi decided and insisted on dragging Granny Zhang out, pulling and pulling Granny Zhang out.

Qin Huairu and Jia Dongxu were very open-minded and had long wanted to see Si Zhu's misfortune, so they followed him out of the house.

He Yuzhu didn't wait for Jia Dongxu to come and asked: "Jia Dongxu, did you hear any noise in the middle of the night? Do you know who stole the bicycle?"

Jia Dongxu said angrily: "Don't blame me. Whoever stole it will have a son without an asshole."

Mrs. Zhang couldn't help rolling her eyes at the side, her face was dark and very ugly.

He Yuzhu held back his laughter. He had never seen anyone scold him for not having an asshole. He turned around and asked:
"Widow Zhang, did you steal the bicycle?"

(End of this chapter)