My control skills are too weird

Chapter 84 Corn Gatling Shooter or Enoki Missile

Zuo Yuan and others found some senior fellow students in Class 204 who had not left yet, but did not look so violent.

After clearing the opponent's unique bald feature, and under the attack of Wen Xuan's "senior brother, senior fellow apprentice", he easily deceived a senior fellow and successfully allowed him to contact the bald senior fellow.

"Senior brother, please tell him that there is a friend he knows who wants to see him, and he is downstairs in the teaching building."

"If he asks who it is, you'll know when you say it's here."

"Thank you, senior brother. Senior brother, you are so kind!"

Who can withstand this set of small combos?

Therefore, they easily deceived the bald senior student back.

At this moment, they were waiting for each other to appear below the teaching building.

After waiting for a long time, the bald senior brother came over angrily.

The hand that was cut off by Senior Wei Ren has recovered as before, but the anger in his heart has not dissipated.

When he also saw Zuo Yuan and others, he realized that he had been fooled.

He felt extremely angry, but he could only hold back the anger and turned around and left angrily.

How could Zuo Yuan let him leave so easily? He immediately stepped forward to stop him.

"Don't think that just because you are on good terms with Wei Ren, you can act so recklessly. You should feel lucky that I can bear it without punching you into a pulp now."

He gritted his teeth, and the words were almost forced out from between his teeth.

The clenched fists were shaking slightly.

It could be seen that he was indeed reaching the limit of his endurance.

"Calm down first. We came here to have a good talk with you." Zuo Yuan said calmly.

"Talk? Just ask me to come over and talk to me? What do I have to talk about with you little brats? What are you talking about about your mother?"

He had originally planned to admit that he was unlucky, so let this be the case.

As a result, Zuo Yuan and the others somehow got together with the two people in their class, and even worked together to trick him over.

"To be fair, we didn't provoke you, did we? We just bumped into you around the corner and apologized to you. How did you react? It's like we killed your mother, but you still endure it? You Could you bear not to kill your mother with your own hands?"

Zuo Yuan felt that there was no need to treat him in a civilized manner.

This kind of thing should be severely humiliated!
Even though I didn’t have any expectations at the beginning.

Zuo Yuan's sudden counterattack caught the bald man off guard, leaving him stunned for a moment.

"You bastard, what do you call your father? I can knock you back into your mother's womb with one punch! I'll send you back to the furnace to be remade!"

When he came back to his senses, his huge anger could no longer be suppressed. His anger level was instantly full, and he cursed at Zuo Yuan.

"Did you know? Most people with kidney deficiency are like you."

"I am irritable, angry, and often feel inexplicably irritable inside."

"Are you weak internally and unable to satisfy the other person, causing you to have low self-esteem and anxiety?"

"Is that why you are so angry towards the first-year students?"

Wen Xuan looked at the bald senior brother with her big innocent eyes and spoke word by word.

Every time she spoke another word, the other person's blood pressure surged.

By the time she finished speaking, the other person's whole body had turned red and warm, and his face had become so angry that it turned purple.

This also made Zuo Yuan understand what it means to kill one's heart every word.

This guy's mouth is really poisonous.

"You little bitch who was fucked by a dog, when will it be your turn to speak!"

"Damn! I'm going to tear all of you little bastards into pieces and feed them to the pigs today!"

The bald head was now so angry that he didn't care whether they knew Wei Ren or had anything to do with Wei Ren.

He, a second grader, was being dealt crazy damage by a group of first graders like this.

If that damn Wei Ren hadn't intervened, these guys would have died just now!

And now, these guys tricked him here and are still here to humiliate him like crazy!
Don’t kill these guys today!
The anger in my heart cannot be suppressed!

"Look, I got it right and you become so angry and angry. It's a classic symptom of kidney deficiency."

Wen Xuan pointed her thumb at him, turned around and said to Zuo Yuan and An Tao with a smile.

"That's right, a skill unique to men with kidney deficiency, urgent boy." Zuo Yuan also smiled and agreed.

The bald man couldn't bear it any longer. He roared like a wild beast and charged forward like a mad bull with extremely terrifying power.

This angry roar attracted the second-year brothers and sisters who were still in the teaching building.

They poked their heads out of the class window without knowing why, trying to see what was going on.

"Isn't that the bald Yue Mai of our class? Aren't the other three freshmen who just said they were Yue Mai's friends? What does this mean? Why is there a fight?"

"I don't understand, and I don't know the cause and effect."

"Yue Mai's posture is not like an ordinary battle sparring. This strong murderous aura is completely driven by the idea of ​​​​killing the opponent!"

"Hey! Come and see! There's a bald second-year guy who got into a conflict with a group of first-year guys and they're going to kill him!"

"I'm super! So awesome? Let me see!"

"Damn it, this bald guy is serious! How did those three first-year students provoke him?"

"No matter what, you can't kill the first-year students, right? I really want to know, what are these three freshmen doing?"

Everyone who saw this scene started discussing without knowing why.

Although they don't know what happened, it doesn't affect their desire to eat melon at all.

The bald head, who was running at an extremely fast speed, gradually slowed down.

He frowned and held his stomach.

The adrenaline secreted during anger provides strong immunity to pain.

But the abnormal condition in his stomach and the unknown object blocking the back door made him vaguely aware that something was not right.

It must be a piece of shit...

He thought so.

Therefore, he tried his best to control the valve, trying to open a small opening and let out the unknown contents that were eager to go out to see what was going on.

However, as long as there is a slight gap in the surging river, people will rush in.

Even though he had controlled it very accurately, a lot of yellow soup still leaked out.

This made him suddenly feel nervous and secretly thought something was wrong.

He immediately tightened his sphincter with lightning speed.

broken……

Fooled!

That's not bullshit at all!

It happened to be rare at this most critical time!

Looking up, there were people crowding around the window.

Even though he was furious, but under the threat of social death, he chose the latter.

Revenge can be avenged later...

But I feel like I can't escape today.

It was a miracle that he could hold it in until now.

must……

Must go to the toilet immediately!

Otherwise something big will really happen!

"You were charging so fiercely just now, why did you stop suddenly now?"

"It's weird, that murderous aura suddenly disappeared, and judging from his state, something seems a little wrong. What's going on?"

"He is a grown man, why did he suddenly become guilty, Nantong, right?"

"I don't know if it's my imagination, but I feel like I'm holding in my shit..."

"You suddenly feel anxious in the middle of a fight, right? That's very clever."

"Don't say it, don't say it, it seems like you are holding your shit in!"

"It's broken! You won't really hold it in for everyone in public, will you?"

Seeing Yue Mai's strange posture, everyone started making random guesses.

But Yue Mai had already exhausted all his strength just by holding it in.

"Today...for now...I'll spare you..." Yue Mai's words were still squeezed out from between his teeth.

But before it was because I was holding back my anger, this time it was because I was trying to hold in my shit.

After saying that, Yue Mai slowly backed away.

Now he didn't even dare to turn around, he just faced everyone and backed away slowly.

Because he knew that the back of his pants was already yellow.

How could Zuo Yuan let him leave so easily? He unleashed two [Gastric Bloat Techniques] on him without saying anything.

The effect of the skill is visible to the naked eye, and Yue Mai's belly is gradually getting bigger.

No matter how strong the sphincter is, it cannot stop [Two Gastric Bloat Techniques] + [Acute Diarrhea Technique]

Because if he holds it in any longer, he will explode like a Zerg.

The survival instinct in his mind made him give up the struggle.

Obviously, physical death has the highest priority.

The society's death is all Yue Mai's. It has nothing to do with the brain. Anyway, if the brain doesn't want to die, it must open this valve!

It's not easy for anyone to come!

"Wait a minute!? Have you noticed that his belly seems to be getting bigger and bigger!?" "Woc, what expansion is this?"

"Why do I have a bad premonition..."

"Damn it, he's almost suffocating! This bald guy will definitely give everyone a hard time!"

"Fuck, if you can't help it, just let him go. I'm so damn afraid that he'll hold himself in and explode."

I don’t know if I heard everyone’s suggestions or if I have reached my limit.

Accompanied by a loud "Boom!", a big hole was opened in his pants instantly!
The terrifying water of the Yellow River was like a tsunami, sweeping across the land behind Yue Mai crazily.

Dyeing everything around it a bright golden color.

Everyone had never seen such a scene before. Everyone was frightened and froze in place.

"Holy shit! It's so terrifying! The range is over ten fucking meters!"

"I have never seen such an exaggerated rush in my life..."

"I can only say that it's fortunate that it's in this open space. If it were in the toilet, the entire sewer would be in trouble!"

"I was f**king shocked and amazed one after another!"

"This spray intensity is among the best in the entire continent!"

"Being among the best? Directly win a fucking milestone in human history!"

"This is more terrifying than a sewer explosion. I didn't expect that one person could infect such a large area."

"This historic scene must be recorded ruthlessly!"

Everyone who reacted was frightened by Yue Mai's ferocity.

however……

After all, they still underestimated Yue Mai's true strength.

That was just an appetizer.

The really big one is yet to come!
If all that comes out is yellow soup, then so be it.

No one thought that...

It actually contains an extremely rare golden legend in the human body!

And that daunting Platinum Supreme!

It is a great honor to have such a rare thing!

But Yue Mai, there are two kinds of them in his body at the same time!

This shocked everyone even more so that their eyes almost popped out.

"Fuck! What did I see! Corn shooter!"

"This is the ultimate Gatling shooter!"

"Bold! How dare you ignore me, the Enoki Mushroom Emperor?"

"Ultimate Corn Gatling Shooter + Enoki Missile, how the hell can this be played without cutting it? Who can get close!"

"After a while, the aunt in the cafeteria saw the enoki mushrooms and corns all over the floor. Maybe she thought it was a waste, so she picked them up, washed them, and threw them in the cafeteria for secondary use."

"Fuck! Stop talking, I don't want to eat corn and enoki mushrooms anymore in my fucking life!"

"Oh, childish, do you think you can escape the Golden Legend and the Platinum Supreme? With Brother Yue Mai's strength, he can spit out whatever you feed him."

"Someone go and feed Brother Yue Mai some bullets! I can't see the corn Gatling, I feel like there are enoki mushrooms crawling all over my body!"

From this moment on, Yue Mai's ferocious deeds were officially spread on campus.

Zuo Yuan and the others who made all this happen quietly left here while everyone was cheering.

Hidden strength and name.

Perhaps this is the open-mindedness and magnanimity that a knight should possess.

I never compete for fame and fortune, I just do great things silently.

…………

The next day.

The second grade class was very lively, just like a festival, everyone was discussing Yue Mai's heroic deeds.

But fortunately, it didn't reach the first grade.

Most of the first-year students are still playing in the arena.

Of course, the most important thing is that the second graders disdain to come to the first graders and don't even have the idea of ​​setting foot here.

Just like high school students don't go to junior high schools and wander around.

Because everyone looks childish and has a unique and weird sense of arrogance. In short, I feel that it would be embarrassing to go to that kind of place.

This also leads to the fact that although they are all on the same campus, being in the same grade seems like a new world.

The information between the two is completely non-interoperable and opaque, and they are both playing in their own fields.

Naturally, they didn't know that Yue Mai's behavior was caused by Zuo Yuan.

Of course, Yue Mai himself didn't understand what was going on.

To put it bluntly, even if he knew, he wouldn't be able to do anything to Zuo Yuan.

It was impossible for them to beat Zuo Yuan's BUG-level heaven-defying skills head-on.

An Tao can also detect the sneak attack.

Therefore, Zuo Yuan and the others stepped in very confidently and boldly...

black forest.

As soon as it came in, you could see the extremely unusual prosperity here.

A large number of brothers and sisters gathered together, some were exchanging information with each other, and some were applying for multi-person teams.

"You guys are here after all." A woman's voice came from the side.

Turning around to look, he was surprised to find that it was Zhuang Xin who had recovered as before.

"Senior Sister Zhuang Xin, how is your injury?" Seeing this, Wen Xuan immediately asked.

"It's completely fine," she said.

"Is Senior Sister Zhuang Xin waiting for us here?" Zuo Yuan asked curiously.

"Yes, I heard Wei Ren said that you might come over today, so I'll wait for you here."

"Is there something important?"

"Nothing, just exchange contact information. If you run into trouble, you can send an emergency call for help and I will rush over as soon as possible."

After hearing this, Zuo Yuan and others couldn't help but secretly sigh: It is indeed an existence that even the Buddha could not compare to.

Knowing that Zuo Yuan and the others were coming, I specially waited for them here today, just so that I could arrive when Zuo Yuan and the others were in danger.

Obviously they don't know each other very well...

But Zuo Yuan and the others still exchanged contact information with Zhuang Xin.

"If you don't want to attract attention, just go over there. There are fewer people there." Zhuang Xin also pointed a way to Zuo Yuan and the others in a very friendly way.

"Okay, thank you, Senior Sister Zhuang Xin."

After thanking each other, they also headed to the road pointed by Zhuang Xin, and the two parties parted ways.

They are indeed afraid of attracting attention, after all, their status as first graders is still too conspicuous here.

What's more, the first thing that happened to Yue Mai yesterday was because everyone saw that Yue Mai was going to fight Zuo Yuan and the others, which attracted everyone's attention.

If you walk out in a big way today, you will be asked some questions.

The more you talk, the easier it is to make mistakes.

It's better not to be too conspicuous.

We quickly left the safe zone via a less traveled road and entered the shallow zone completely.

After trying the four-star strength, Zuo Yuan and the others also planned to go directly to the middle area.

The four-star Zerg are not unbeatable, and they are not as outrageous as imagined.

At least he is still capable of fighting.

"I'm super! What is this! Green pimple egg!"

Not long after entering the middle area, Zuo Yuan discovered the big treasure!

A numb green Zerg egg!
This is simply the experience value given by God!

The kind that can't be met!

"Brother Tao, please keep an eye on the surrounding area. Let's quickly light up the pot and eat this thing!"

Now that Zuo Yuan's experience points are about to be upgraded, he can't wait to return to the academy to eat again.

It's best to solve it on the spot. If it hasn't been upgraded yet, you can definitely upgrade it by fighting monsters again!

If this is left to the academy to enjoy, even if new skills are acquired, there will be no room for them to be used.

After all, the Spiritual Trial House has three days of CD time, and I won’t be able to go to the Spiritual Trial House for a while.

The best thing is to upgrade in this dark forest and adapt to new skills here.

"Boss, get out of the way and I'll cook it quickly!"

How long do you have to wait to start the pot and light the fire? Even if no one notices it, the smoke of the fire will attract people.

It's better to just start the fire quickly!
Wen Xuan took out the flamethrower, pointed it at the huge Zerg egg, and pulled the trigger.

Torrential flames spurted out instantly, and the Zerg eggs that were originally green immediately turned black.

At this high temperature, Zerg eggs can be cooked quickly!
however……

The Flamethrower didn't just cook the Zerg Egg, it brought out the Zerg Egg's creator.

A four-star Zerg that looks like a "lizard man".

Seeing this, Zuo Yuan's eyes suddenly shone with light: "Walking experience pack! You are here! Please take a seat!"

(End of this chapter)