My control skills are too weird

Chapter 58: Dropping a nuclear bomb in broad daylight

"Cough! Cough cough!... Cough cough cough!!"

"Dig! Your fucking fart is poisonous!!!"

"What did byd eat? Why did his farts smell so smelly and spicy!"

"The bull demon is a rewarder! Can you please stop letting me go! It's so hot that I can't even open my eyes, and it's so hot in my throat!"

The two teammates were in tears.

The spicy fart made their eyes red.

Once you accidentally inhale a little bit, it will be the ultimate torture, not only choking your nose, but also burning your throat!
Their red eyes were streaming with tears, and they were dancing crazily in a ball of yellow and reddish air.

It's just that the posture is not very elegant, like a mutated zombie...

Sometimes he covers his nose, sometimes he pinches his neck, and sometimes he blinks wildly.

They wanted to escape from that plague place, but Zuo Yuan could not let them get what they wanted. He directly fell down with two [Toe Impact Techniques] and fell down on the spot.

Now it hurts, chokes, smells bad, and hurts my eyes...

They rolled wildly on the ground, twisting and twitching darkly.

Like an earthworm sprinkled with salt.

"Stop it! Seriously, stop it! I'm going to be beaten to death by your farts!"

"Why the hell did you hold back such a huge blow without saying a word!"

"Can you please restrain yourself in front of outsiders? You have completely embarrassed our college!"

The two of them were inside the exhaust smoke, covering their noses and mouths, shouting wildly.

Trying to get the guy to stop.

Otherwise, if this continues, their lives may really be in danger.

If they were smoked to death by farts, they would probably be nailed to a pillar of shame and laughed at for the rest of their lives!

"I really want to stop, but the anus doesn't listen to me!" the man shouted, working harder.

Veins popped up all over his body, and he used all his strength to empty the waste gas in his stomach as quickly as possible.

As a result, I found that no matter how hard I worked, the exhaust gas seemed to be endless and kept pouring out.

Just kidding, how can two [Gastric Bloat Techniques] be emptied so easily?
"No matter how many times I see this skill of yours, it's still so abstract..."

Seeing the three wailing guys, Wen Xuan couldn't help but sigh.

This is too social!

Such a big movement naturally attracted many people to watch.

At this time, a gust of breeze blew by, carrying a wisp of light yellow gas into the crowd. They suddenly frowned, and then retched again and again.

"wdnmd! What kind of biological weapon is this!"

"How could there be such a violent fart! It's smelly and spicy, I almost vomited!"

"Whose team is this? How could they release such a nuclear bomb in broad daylight!?"

"I'm super! I see that his two teammates have almost stopped moving. I'm afraid they are going to be suffocated to death!"

Such intense discussion naturally attracted more and more people.

People always like to join in the fun.

The crowd was like watching monkeys, watching the performance of the three of them.

It can be said that the social dead is full of directness.

"Hey!? Do you think there's something wrong with those two people? Why do they have professions and levels displayed on their heads?"

"It looks like hey! S-class gunner!? I'm super! Is there such a badass gunner in our academy? And he's so beautiful!"

"I've never heard of it. And who is that F-class controller? Do F-class people really exist? I always thought it was a legend..." "I've never seen an F-class one either. I can’t even imagine what this garbage looks like..."

"No, why can that F-level trash stand with an S-level gunner? Is he worthy?"

"Look at their medals! They don't seem to be from our college! That medal is not the icon of our college!"

"I'm super! It seems like it's true! Are these people from other colleges???"

"How did they get into our academy? Didn't it say that outsiders are not allowed to enter the academy? What's going on with these two guys!?"

Soon, Zuo Yuan and Wen Xuan's abnormality was noticed.

For a moment, no one paid attention to the team that farted. Instead, they all turned their eyes curiously to Zuo Yuan and Wen Xuan.

Everyone was very curious about the appearance of the two of them, but no social terrorist was willing to take the initiative to ask about the situation. They were just whispering to each other.

"Everyone, be quiet and listen to me!"

Since no one is willing to stand up, Zuo Yuan has no choice but to take the initiative.

This sentence was very effective. As expected, everyone fell silent, except for the one who released the exhaust gas, who was still working hard.

"As you can see, the two of us are not from Fanlin College. We are from Black Yao College, which is the college that will compete with your college in four days."

As soon as this statement came out, there was an uproar around him.

No one thought that Zuo Yuan and the others were from Heiyao Academy!
"I came here today for no other reason than to inspect your college to see if it is qualified to be our Black Yao College's opponent."

This heavyweight speech directly silenced everyone present, and the surroundings were completely silent.

In less than a moment, thunderous laughter came from all directions.

"Hahahahaha, an F-level guy actually said he would come to inspect us. Brothers, what do you think?"

"How do you see it? I'm smiling at it, how else can I see it."

"This kind of top-notch mentally retarded person is quite explosive in the world of explosives."

"The clown looks in the mirror and is ugly both inside and out."

"It's all over for you."

"It's hard for me to evaluate what kind of mental state would make you say such a thing."

"The woman next to you is more convincing than you. You might as well let her do the talking."

There were various sounds coming from around, but Zuo Yuan couldn't hear them clearly.

But someone suggested that Wen Xuan should come up, which Zuo Yuan heard clearly.

"Quick, it's your turn, open their eyes quickly!" Zuo Yuan slapped Wen Xuan with his arm.

"Okay, okay, I really can't do anything to you." Wen Xuan said helplessly.

Under everyone's gaze, Wen Xuan slowly took a step forward.

She glanced at everyone, then narrowed her eyes slightly.

"Are you idiots so eager to be ravaged by me? It's really disgusting~"

"You losers like you are not worthy of me at all. I came here just to ridicule and humiliate you~"

"Na~na~ You really want to defeat me, right? But you can't do it~ After all, you are all little losers~"

"Are you angry? It's useless for you idiots like you to be angry~ I just like to tease you. It's so fun to watch you get irritated! Come on and show your incompetence~"

Wen Xuan's speech by the female brat really shocked everyone.

Everyone looked at Wen Xuan with wide eyes and complex expressions. They wanted to say something, but when they opened their mouths, they didn't know what to say.

"You are asked to provoke their hatred, why are you here to provoke their credibility?" Zuo Yuan was also stunned by Wen Xuan's operation.

(End of this chapter)