The white porridge and pickled mustard is enough, why am I wearing a royal robe?

Chapter 116 Yang He goes to Luliang

"how is this possible?"

Wei Wu's face showed a look of shock. Why were the wooden sticks in those people's hands so powerful? It seemed that a stick as thick as a thumb should be easy to break, but Wei Wu saw with his own eyes a man chopping a hatchet on the stick. after.

The collision between the two not only made a huge sound of gold and iron, but also the hatchet broke apart, leaving the slender stick unscathed.

Wei Wu was panicked. After taking power, the arrogance in his heart suddenly dissipated.

Three steel rods from the militiamen shattered my dream of being the Kitchen King.

Why are the people under the Kitchen King so brave?

He saw more and more clearly that his men kept screaming and falling down. When the two collided, his men could not even survive three moves before being stabbed to death by a stick. Who knew those sharpened wooden sticks Why is it so powerful?

"escape!"

Wei Wu only had this thought in his mind at this time, 600 people were useless, and they couldn't even deal with these two 300 people.

Dozens of people were already dead, but no one on the other side was dead.

The common people also realized that something was wrong. These people were too powerful. The screams and the smell of blood around them made them wake up from Wei Wu's bewitchment. They saw with their own eyes that the person in front of them was stabbed to death by a slender stick. , after pulling it out, the blood almost spurted out.

The screams were endless.

They panic.

Their Kitchen King seems to be unable to give them any divine power at the moment, and they don't know whether those who fell to the ground wailing will die, and whether they will really become heavenly soldiers after they die.

All they knew was that being poked by that stick would be very painful, and they might even die.

"run."

When the people came up with this idea, a rout began to occur. Once a rout occurred, it would spread to the entire team almost instantly.

"Run!"

Some people shouted loudly, and then they began to flee in all directions. They dropped the weapons in their hands and ran around. Some people saw a familiar figure turning around and running away towards Jiandangou.

"It's the Kitchen King! The Kitchen King has run away!"

He shouted loudly, and the people around him also reacted. The Kitchen King was fake. If he was real, why would he run away?

This discovery directly became the straw that broke the camel's back. The people ran around regardless, and some panicked people knocked down the 'white porridge' that was being cooked.

"Whoa."

"what!"

The white porridge was sprinkled on the ground and on the man. The man was instantly burned and screamed. His hands were curled up into chicken claws on the ground, his eyes were wide open like a drowning fish, and his whole body was twitching uncontrollably.

The white porridge on the ground also showed its true colors. The bottom part had thickened into a lump of wheat flour paste, with a faint smell of paste.

The white porridge is also fake, and the Kitchen King is really fake.

"Catch the thief's leader!"

During the battle, Wang Wu had already stared at the person who escaped first. If he could realize something was wrong so early, it must be the fake Kitchen King.

He chased the fake Kitchen King, followed by several militiamen.

Do not kill those who flee and give up resistance. This discipline is imprinted in their hearts, and no one dares to violate it. After all, supervising each other and exposing each other have the same effect.

This is why no one dares to pretend to take military merit, and no one dares to secretly violate military discipline.

They could only look at the fleeing people and sigh. There were still not enough heads. Although the fighting seemed fierce just now, there were less than a hundred corpses lying on the ground.

Wei Wu only felt that the pursuers behind him were getting closer and closer. He was anxious and panicked. He couldn't escape. Suddenly, he turned around and stood looking at the pursuers behind him with a calm expression.

Wang Wu quickly stopped and looked at Wei Wu in front of him cautiously, "You are the fake Kitchen King!"

Wang Wu scolded Wei Wu.

Wei Wu glanced at Wang Wu with disdain, "Who are you? Why do you say I'm a fake? Put down your weapons quickly, but you dare to use weapons on me!"

he scolded in ventriloquism.

When Wang Wu heard this, he stared at Weiwei's motionless mouth, but a voice came to his ears.

Seeing Wang Wu standing there, Wei Wu was overjoyed and frightened.

Country bumpkins, and some stupid people.

"Hahaha!"

Wang Wu laughed loudly, looked at Wei Wu, pointed the long knife in his hand at him and said disdainfully, "It turns out that he is a low-ranking person who travels around the world to deceive people. He knows some ventriloquism and fools the people here, and he also uses the name of Stove King. !”

"I thought you had some real abilities, but that's all. Just surrender and follow me to meet the Kitchen King."

Wang Wu scolded.Wei Wu's heart trembled, he was exposed. This man was not a fool. He looked ashamed and annoyed, "They say that I am a low-level person who travels around the world to deceive and swindle. The Kitchen King of yours is just using a cover-up trick, so he will You are all fooling around!"

"He is just like me, a low-income person!"

Wei Wu almost shouted, this person not only exposed him, but also said that he was a low-level person. He was not willing to accept it. The Kitchen King was obviously a low-level person like him, so why could he fool these tough soldiers.

Isn't it just a little better than his method?Although his ventriloquism is miraculous, anyone with a little experience will know it, but the blinding method is different. Even some scholars cannot see the basis of it.

"Haha," Wang Wu sneered, "The Stove King is the sun in the sky, and you are just a small lamp. They all shine, but there is no comparison!"

"Just grab it."

He took two steps forward and kicked Wei Wu to the ground.

"Go and capture the scattered people, gather them together and take them to Yanchang."

Wang Wu ordered to a militiaman.

The man cupped his hands and said yes.

If these people disperse and flee, they are likely to spread the news that the Kitchen King is a fake. Although they know that it is a fake Kitchen King, other people do not know, which will affect the spread of the Kitchen King's reputation. I won't allow this to happen.

Soon, the 500 fleeing people were herded together by the militiamen and rushed towards Yanchang County.

"Reporting to the Governor, Yichuan County Magistrate Chengcai defeated the bandit king Zuo Gua, while Yanchuan Yanchang fell into the hands of the Kitchen King, and tens of thousands of people in the two counties fell into the hands of the thieves!"

The messenger knelt in front of the marching column.

They had just passed through Taiyuan and met Geng Ruqi, the governor of Shanxi. There were no rogue bandits in Shanxi. There were occasional horse bandits, but they were also dealt with. Yang He was the governor of the three sides of Shaanxi. He was the governor of military affairs in Shaanxi, Gansu, Yansui, and Ningxia and had no power. Calling on Shanxi soldiers and horses, when they set off, there were less than a hundred soldiers accompanying them. After saying goodbye to Geng Ruxi, they arrived at Luliang County, which was still some distance from Yanchuan Yanchang.

However, we got such bad news. The Kitchen King has actually taken over the land of two counties. Those are two counties, and the extension is very close to Yan'an Prefecture. Is the prefectural city in danger?

"Report to the Governor, Yulin Mansion has come to report that the leader of the thieves, Wang Jiayin, has taken more than [-] thieves with him and traveled all the way south."

Another bad news. Yang He had a headache, but he was still confident, because he had a lot of money with him. Those bandits were ordinary people who could not survive. He would use this food to relieve the victims and appease the bandits. Let those people give up their identity as thieves and bandits.

"It's just that the Kitchen King must be caught."

Yang He had a headache. Originally, he just wanted to catch a small group of bandits, and then kill the chickens to scare the monkeys. With a carrot in one hand and a stick in the other, those big bandits could surrender more smoothly, but who knew that such a Kitchen King would appear? , the emperor noticed it and issued an almost fatal order.

He doesn't care about other bandits, the Kitchen King must catch them.

"Let's see first if we can recruit people. If not, we will use force."

Yang He already had a plan in mind, "Continue to explore and spread the news. I have come to Sheng En. The emperor wants to rescue the people of Shaanxi and appease the bandits."

Yang He continued the order and looked forward. He remembered what Ma Maocai said in the court that day, word for word, in his heart. The Stove King really had that ability and could make a court The officials all said that the Stove King was a capable person and a strange person.

You know, if you don't do this well, you will be beheaded.

And the most bizarre thing is that those followers also said such words. This was the conclusion reached after repeated checks and examinations by Jin Yiwei. There was no collusion in advance or lying, so the emperor believed it.

"The talented people and strangers who can produce food are like people who have just recovered from a long-term illness in our Ming Dynasty today. If such talented people can be used by our court, they will definitely help our Ming Dynasty quickly recover its vitality. .”

Yang He stroked his beard and looked towards the west with a smile on his face. That person must be returned to the imperial court, and he must be caught alive. If such a capable person died, it would not be the same for the Ming Dynasty. Not a small loss.

Liu Zhenhua looked at Wei Wu who had an unhappy expression in front of him. This was the man who was using ventriloquism to deceive under his banner.

"What do you want?"

Liu Zhenhua asked.

"Humph, of course I can't live any longer. If you want to be the king and hegemony, you, the Stove King, are the same. It's just that your methods are better than mine and you take action earlier than me."

Wei Wu looked at Liu Zhenhua, who looked very young in front of him, and felt even more disdainful. Such a person did not look like an old man at first glance. It was probably because of the specialness of the blindness that he convinced these people.

"Ha ha."

Liu Zhenhua smiled a little. When Li Kui met Li Gui, he was very unconvinced.

"Drag him down and kill him," Liu Zhenhua waved his hand. He didn't intend to ask any more questions. He was just a charlatan and there was no need to waste his time.

Wei Wu was stunned and immediately panicked. He was not a tough-minded man. When he heard that the Stove King was going to pull him down and kill him if he disagreed with him, he was so frightened that he peed his pants.

The mixture of yellow liquid and solid soaked the pants.

"Kitchen King! Don't kill me! I'm useful. I can help you fool the people."

Wei Wu begged, he also knew how to tell the capital that he could survive. In his opinion, many people helped Liu Zhenhua to fool the people, and the Kitchen King would definitely not refuse.

Liu Zhenhua grinned at Wei Wu. He spread his legs and waved his hand, and a war horse appeared out of thin air under Liu Zhenhua's crotch. The horse's hoofs kicked and the horse snorted twice.

Wei Wu's face was filled with astonishment. He was dragged outside by two corvees and stabbed down. The fake Stove King returned to the west. He didn't know whether he went to heaven or hell.

　One night
　　
　
(End of this chapter)