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Chapter 258 The female ghost buys a house and takes sick leave

The next morning, Jiang Zheng woke up at 7:15 as usual and yawned loudly.

However, during the meal, he looked at Mi'er who seemed to be sleep deprived. He sighed first and then asked:

"Mi'er, by the way, have you cleaned my room recently?"

Ouch, Mi'er yawned cutely and tilted her head and nodded, indicating that she was not lazy.

"Of course I cleaned it, every day. What's wrong?"

"I seemed to have been bitten by some bug last night, and my lips were a little red and swollen."

In fact, when Jiang Zheng got up and brushed his teeth, he discovered that... his lips were obviously red and swollen.

Judging from Jiang Zheng's past life experience, he was either allergic to something he ate.

Either he ate some spicy food or he was bitten by some weird bug.

But Jiang Zheng didn't remember any food allergies, nor did he remember eating any spicy food... then there were only bugs.

Although Jiang Zheng is the type who can't help but fear gods and Buddhas, but he is not afraid mainly because he knows that there are no such things as gods and ghosts in the world.

"Oh? Why? Although the environment here is not bad and the rent is cheap, it is a haunted house after all, isn't it?"

So Mi'er just said this casually, planning to shift the responsibility to the female ghost and fool her into losing.

Mi'er nodded confidently and said casually:

"I understand a little bit. Master, your fate is called the Lord of the Sun in the "All-Wisdom Tianjun Qionguanlu", and you are the master of destiny."

"Don't say that the curse spirit is the same as the flu and what the hell is the curse spirit that clamps lips? It's too petty."

However, when Mi'er heard this, she didn't feel extremely ashamed of her dereliction of duty at all. Instead, she replied expressionlessly:

"The little lady cleans the room every day cleaner than the owner's face, so there shouldn't be any bugs. You are overthinking it."

When I thought about some strange bugs crawling around my mouth last night.

The little mouth sucked harder and harder, almost sucking out the soul. It's strange that the lips are not red and swollen.

So, Jiang Zheng thought of moving and settling down in a more decent house. This would be good for everyone.

"I said since this place is so dangerous, it's better to move as soon as possible. You don't want to continue living in such a dangerous house, right?"

It seemed that there was indeed a strange feeling on my lips, and a female face seemed to flash before my eyes.

And think about it carefully, last night when Jiang Zheng was sleeping in a daze.

Even someone as fearless as Jiang Zheng couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

Jiang Zheng actually had a plan to move for a long time. After all, Room 404, Building S, Xingfu Road. Hejiahuan Community, was originally rented because of the cheap rent.

Wait, shit. Is there something really dirty? It was okay to stay here for such a long time before, but now you are here?

Who would have thought that Jiang Zheng was indeed deceived, but his next response was to move?

Although Jiang Zheng was complaining like this, he suddenly remembered something.

"For the sake of future safety, it's better to buy a real house as soon as possible."

However, just when Jiang Zheng suggested "moving", Mi'er showed an obviously speechless expression.

"The Lord of Destiny? Sounds like he's pretty powerful. Continue."

Although she didn't count carefully, Mi'er knew that she was like a dementor last night and couldn't help but suck Jiang Zheng hundreds of times.

Considering this, Jiang Zheng opened his slightly swollen lips and ate breakfast, while whispering:

"Then what's going on with my lips? If it's not a bug."

But if a female ghost really used pliers to pinch his lips at night, then it would not be a question of whether he was afraid or not, but a question of whether he wanted his lips or not.

If this mouth is swollen from being kissed by a beautiful girl, then Jiang Zheng can barely accept it. At most, he can ask her to be gentler and gentler next time.

"Master, what did you say?"

But now, on the one hand, there are many more people around Jiang Zheng, including Mi'er who has moved in nearby.

"Although the haunted house is extremely evil, it is consistent with the owner's Feng Shui destiny. Living here will be beneficial to the owner's fortune."

"Master, this little lady thinks that moving is not a good choice at this time."

When she heard that she was moving, Mi'er was stunned for a while, and then immediately shook her head.

After all, my family knows their own affairs. Some female ghost was so bored that she pinched someone's lips with pliers last night. It was obviously Mi'er who did it.

Especially when I think about waking up in the morning with everyone's mouths swollen.

But he would definitely not be happy if it was a female ghost who swollen him. After all, the pliers on the female ghost's hands have pinched countless people, and they must not have been sterilized. Isn't it disgusting?

It's really funny and darkly humorous. It definitely won't work, not even a hundred times.

"Ah? Mi'er, you...can you tell fortunes?"

That is the room No. 404 in Building S that I rented. It seemed that many people had died in the past.

Hearing this, Jiang Zheng looked at Mi'er in surprise, realizing for the first time that this little maid actually had such abilities.

"It's probably a curse or something like that. Aunt Ma said that this is very popular in the community recently. She will come out in the middle of the night and use pliers to pinch other people's lips."

Far away are Shen Yunyi, Du Shiyue and others who may want to live together in the future. We can't all continue to live in this narrow and haunted house together.

Because Jiang Zheng lived alone before, it didn't matter even if he lived in a haunted house, and the female ghosts didn't bother him at that time.

From Mi'er's point of view, she is definitely not willing to move. She thinks this place is quite good.

"People with this zodiac sign are strong and stubborn, have endurance, are enthusiastic and generous, and are smart and clever, but they are prone to getting into trouble. Recently, Mercury has also been retrograde."

"It sounds like it's true. I've been getting into all kinds of troubles for no reason recently, and I'm often unlucky. So how do I solve it?"

"According to what the little girl has learned from the "All-Wisdom Heavenly Lord Qiongguanlu", Master, your lucky things are the 'Female Ghost' and 'Pliers', just keep in touch with them frequently."

When Mi'er said these words without blushing and out of breath, Jiang Zheng pretended to be attentive and said yes repeatedly.

In fact, I couldn't help cursing in my heart: "You little maid, you think I'm a fool, don't you? The lucky thing is a female ghost and pliers, what a coincidence."

Obviously, Jiang Zhi didn't believe half a dime of the Feng Shui fortune-telling stuff that Mi'er was talking about. Only a fool would believe it. After all, he had his mouth clamped with pliers by a female ghost just last night. Early in the morning, someone said that this was a good omen for good luck, but this was a trick to fool the ghost.

So after having breakfast and being sent out by Mi'er, Jiang Zheng was constantly looking at the surrounding buildings on his way to school, trying to see if there were any ready-made houses for sale in any community.

No matter what Mi'er said, Jiang Zheng was definitely going to buy this new house anyway, and he didn't want to stay with a female ghost every day.

But buying a new house can be regarded as one of the most important things in life. Even Jiang Zheng doesn't want to buy it in a hurry, so he should take a look first.

It's just that even after Jiang Zheng looked around and saw the school along the way, he still didn't see any decent houses for sale.

If you think about it carefully, Jiangcheng is a small city after all, and most of the ready-made houses are nothing more than a carrot and a pit.

The newly built buildings were basically located on the edge of the city and close to the suburbs. It was strange that he could see them while going to school.

Forget it, let's ask Yunyi. The intelligence network of the "Shen Group" will definitely be faster than my blind search.

Thinking of this, Jiang Zheng snapped his fingers, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Miss Shen while walking.

Beep beep, beep beep, at the same time, Shen Yunyi, who had already arrived in the classroom and sat down, felt his phone vibrate.

When I opened WeChat and took a look, I discovered that Jiang Zheng had actually sent a message saying, "Where are the expensive and good houses for sale in Jiangcheng? Let me introduce them."

When he saw this line of words, Shen Yunyi's eyes were filled with joy at first, and then he showed a sweet smile and typed quickly and asked:

"Why do you suddenly want to buy a house? Didn't you say before that you lived very well there and were too lazy to move?"

Shen Yunyi actually suggested that Jiang Zheng buy a new house before, which would not only be convenient for daily living, but also convenient for future marriages and so on.

After all, Shen Yunyi is also the eldest daughter of the Shen family. The daughter of the Shen family cannot marry into a haunted house with a monthly rent of 200 yuan. That would be too funny.

So when I heard that Jiang Zheng wanted to buy a house, Shen Yunyi's first reaction was, "He is actually planning for our future. Not bad, he looks like the head of the family."

Unexpectedly, not long after this sentence was sent out, Jiang Zheng's reply immediately flew back. But Miss Shen's face turned green when he saw it.

"It's a good place to live. I was too lazy to move originally, but my house seems to be haunted recently, so for the sake of Mi'er's physical and mental health, I might as well move."

If eyes could kill people through the screen, Jiang Zheng on the other end would have been chopped into pieces by now, without any fat inside.

Good guy, I’m just going to be a good guy. See if this is human language?

Looking at the vicious and ungrateful words, Shen Yunyi couldn't help but clenched his teeth and clenched his fists tightly.

At that moment, there seemed to be an inexplicable cold wave in the entire Class A classroom, causing many students to wrap up their clothes tightly.

Isn't it? Jiang Zheng's reply was too outrageous. Shen Yunyi originally thought that he wanted to buy a house because he was considering marrying her in the future.

It turned out that the reason why I bought the house was because the house was haunted. I was afraid that the ghost would bother Mi'er, and it had nothing to do with Shen Yunyi?

Hiss, whoosh, whoosh, calm down, I need to calm down. That bastard Jiang Zheng is already a guy whose nerves are as thick as steel bars. There is no point in trying to compete with him.

After taking a few deep breaths quickly to calm down a little, Shen Yunyi reluctantly replied:

"Judging from our savings, we can still barely afford the courtyard house at Jiangwan No. 1, but we may have to be a little more frugal in decoration. We can go check it out at night."

"Jiangwan No. 1", as the name suggests, is a luxurious residential area located on the riverside in the city. It is filled with new houses that were completed in recent years.

But new things are good, and new things are bad. The good thing is that they are good everywhere, but the bad thing is that they are expensive everywhere.

According to Shen Yunyi's knowledge, a decent three-story Western-style building at Jiangwan No. 1 basically costs tens of thousands of square meters. Buying the whole building together would cost tens of millions at least.

Since Shen Yunyi was nominally buying a house for Jiang Zheng, it was inconvenient to use too much of the Shen family's assets. Tens of millions would be the limit.

However, if you include decoration and many miscellaneous expenses, the money must be calculated carefully. After all, Shen Yunyi does not expect Jiang Zheng to be able to spend much.

Unexpectedly, after Jiang Zheng saw this sentence, he smiled across the screen and immediately replied:

"Don't worry, you don't need to pay. No matter how much it costs to buy a house, I will pay for it myself."

"Ah? Where do you have so much money? Do you mean...you plan to..."

When talking about this, Shen Yunyi also probably thought of what Jiang Zheng was planning to do.

After all, she knew that Jiang Zheng had many strange abilities, if she was willing to use these abilities to make money.

Let alone tens of millions, even hundreds of millions, billions, tens of billions, or hundreds of billions can be easily obtained.

Of course, this is what Jiang Zheng originally thought. He had used his text conversion ability to get a lot of money back and forth from the "American Ginseng Bank".

Although it is not easy for people to detect using this method to make a small amount of money, if you make such a large amount of money, the "American Ginseng Bank" will notice it immediately even if it is as stupid as a pig.

Therefore, it cannot be done at home or in a place where it can be easily traced. It is necessary to go abroad to collect this huge sum of money conveniently. This is Jiang Zheng's plan.

After briefly explaining his plan to travel abroad during the holidays and bring back a large amount of money to buy a house.

Although Shen Yunyi over there was dumbfounded, he also knew that Jiang Zheng could do what he said, and indeed had the ability to make a lot of money back from abroad.

In this case, she had no choice but to sigh helplessly and typed in a dumbfounded voice:

"Then it's up to you to take care of the house purchase funds. I'll be responsible for finding the house and arranging decoration and other chores. That's all I can do."

"Well, by the way, do you want to ask Shiyue for her opinion on buying a house? She will also have to live together by then, right?"

Originally, Shen Yunyi had told Jiang Zheng before that she wanted to live with Du Shiyue, a good sister, after she got married.

Therefore, Jiang Zheng was not shy at all when he said this and mentioned Du Shiyue's matter directly.

Unexpectedly, Shen Yunyi turned around to look at the empty familiar seat, pursed her lips and replied:

"I also want to ask for her opinion. But I guess that won't be possible today."

"It won't work? Why? Isn't that bitch Du Shiyue right behind you? Do I have to work hard to tell her in code?"

"Normally she is behind me. But today Shiyue took sick leave and didn't come to school at all."

oh? Du Shiyue? Called in sick? Didn't come to school?

When Jiang Zheng heard this, he immediately became energetic and asked quickly:

"What's going on? Why did she suddenly become ill? Is it so serious that she can't even go to school?"

Judging from Jiang Zheng's understanding of Du Shiyue, he knew that she was a very stubborn woman at heart.

If it's just a minor illness or pain, it certainly won't warrant a sick leave.

Since Du Shiyue can't come to school today, it means that she must be in big trouble, such as a high fever.

Well, in fact, Jiang Zheng's guess was absolutely correct. Du Shiyue did have a high fever, and this matter was also related to Jiang Zheng.

(End of this chapter)