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Chapter 252: My butt is about to split!

Chapter 252 Fart. The butt is about to split!

Jiang Zheng believes that there is still a need to study the special physique of "Pumpman Man".

After all, Jiang Zheng now has two other mysterious pills in his hand that have not been used.

If it can be confirmed that the side effects of this special physique are really only this few, and the ability displayed is indeed very strong,

Then you can consider letting someone take the other two mysterious pills... mainly for Miss Shen and the others.

After all, Jiang Zheng himself has the physical strengthening compensation given by the system, and has the ability to transfer text at a higher level than the system.

Even if he possesses some kind of special physique, it will only be the icing on the cake, rather than a timely help, and the effect will not be that obvious.

As for Shen Yunyi and others, they are real mortal bodies. If they don't get it right, they can easily be plotted by the enemy.

Therefore, as long as the abilities of these mysterious pills are given to the right people, they will definitely be able to play a very good role.

Don't forget, everyone still has a "spiritual palace, Citigroup Tower" to deal with, and there is a Kyubey inside waiting for revenge.

In view of the disastrous defeat of the "Demon of Love" last time, I knew it would be a very difficult battle to the death the next time I encountered that demon.

At that time, it will definitely use the most unscrupulous, insidious, obscene, vicious, and terrifying game mode to take care of Jiang Zheng, and ensure that everyone will die miserably.

When he saw her silly look, Jiang Zheng couldn't help but said in a dumbfounded tone:

However, the dummy only trembled slightly, and a jaw-dropping number was displayed on the screen next to it.

If you have exercised your body, you can punch more than 100 kilograms, and a professional boxer can punch more than kilograms.

Originally, Xiaolizi was smiling and preparing to be humble, but when he realized what he was doing, he was stunned.

It can specifically test the force endured by various parts of the human body when a car hits it, and present it intuitively with numbers.

It is said that this test dummy is very expensive, and it is difficult for ordinary companies to find it. That is to say, the Shen Group has a big business, so it contacted a car company to borrow it.

But even a punch pressure of 250 kilograms is actually nothing special, because the force generated when a car hits has to be calculated in tons.

The moment this number appeared, everyone except Xiao Lizi was stunned.

Therefore, no matter what abilities these mysterious pills can bring, they may be one of the trump cards to defeat the devil.

"A shocking punch within the scope of a primary school student...is this powerful?"

Oh oh oh... Xiaolizi, I feel like he is a martial arts master.

Just when everyone was thinking this, Xiao Lizi moved, she moved!

"Drink ah ah ah ah!"

"Really? Hahaha, I knew it, I'm sure..."

And there is no place where others can see it...the storage space 100% meets this requirement.

"Of course it's not amazing. It's only 32 kilograms, which is exactly the level of an average kid."

Olizi stretched out his hand to wipe the non-existent sweat on his forehead and asked in an expectant tone:

"32 kilograms of pressure? This... what does this mean? Is it powerful?"

Although Olizi has not learned any martial arts, she looks very impressive at this moment.

The dummy floating next to Jiang Zheng at this time was a "test dummy" used to test car collisions.

"In the scope of primary school students, this is simply a shocking punch."

Seeing their stunned expressions, it was as if they couldn't believe what they were seeing.

"Withstand pressure: 32 kg"

When Xiao Lizi was about to take action, Jiang Zheng, Shen Yunyi, Du Shiyue and Mi'er could not help but sit upright and looked at her with very serious eyes.

After preparing the dummy, Bai Xiaoli, the "Pump Man" not far away, nodded, slowly closed his eyes, and put on a very professional starting position.

Under normal circumstances, the punch force of an average adult male is about 80 kilograms.

Suddenly, Jiang Zheng took a breath of cold air, covered the cold sweat that was actually flowing down his forehead, and slowly extended a thumb towards Xiaolizi.

The impact force generated by any car in a high-speed collision can reach several tons, or even more than ten tons at most.

So just half an hour later, in the storage space of the "perfect combination suit".

Of course, it was said that it was borrowed, but in fact Shen Yunyi had no intention of returning it... When the time comes, if it is damaged, it will be compensated for the original price, and it will be treated as a replacement for a new one.

In other words, this is an electronic wooden stake. You can tell by looking at the numbers how strong Xiaolizi can hit it.

"Hehehe, stop praising me. If you continue to praise me, I will... Huh? A primary school student?"

……what?

Jiang Zheng reached out and patted a dummy floating in the suspended space, and shouted to Xiao Lizi not far away:

For example, the famous heavyweight boxing champion Tyson can punch up to 250 kilograms with one punch, and hitting a vital part is enough to kill him.

With a burst of powerful shouts, Xiaolizi suddenly raised his fist and hit the test dummy directly on the chest!

When this punch was struck, it really gave people a majestic momentum that could even split the earth in half.

"……so amazing."

If you want to go all out, you must find a safer one.

"Come on, use your full strength to destroy it, let's see the power of Money Man!"

Although it is to verify how strong Xiaolizi's physique is under the condition of "99% satiety power".

Her body was slightly tilted, her right hand was behind her, and her body was stretched high like a bowstring, as if she was ready to strike an earth-shattering blow at any time.

This dummy is a high-tech product with a skeleton made of aluminum and iron, and hundreds of sensors installed on its body.

However, given that "20% satiety power" can easily destroy the power of steel.

This is also the reason why this kind of test dummy can be sold so expensively. It must be able to withstand the pressure of several meals and still maintain its sensing function.

From this point of view, the punch that Olizi just punched was really thunderous but not raindrops, and it was completely at the level of a primary school student.

Seeing Xiao Lizi standing there, Du Shiyue on the side walked over to look at the test dummy and asked doubtfully:

"Is there something wrong with the dummy that caused the test numbers to be wrong?"

"Definitely not." Jiang Zheng shook his head and said to everyone:

"I have just tested it myself. The numbers displayed by this dummy should be correct. You see."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zheng waved his arm casually and punched the dummy in the chest seemingly lightly.

Poof! Along with a violent impact sound, a digital display of "Withstanding Pressure: 320 kg" appeared on the screen next to it.

With Jiang Zheng's current physical condition, it is normal for him to punch even more powerfully than a boxing champion with just a casual punch.

If he was serious about it, he should be able to hit tons of pressure with one punch, the kind that could penetrate steel, let alone a human being.

But there is no need to be suspicious of Jiang Zheng's strength. The real question now is how could Bai Xiaoli be such a waste?

When everyone's eyes were focused on the "Pumpkin Man" again, Bai Xiaoli scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile:

"Well... maybe I'm not very skilled yet and can't use that kind of satiety power. How about trying again?"

With Bai Xiaoli's body shape and her small arms and legs that have never been exercised, these 32 kilograms of punching power should be her own combat power. She is just a scumbag with a combat power of only 32.

Therefore, it can be judged that the energy of "satisfaction" was definitely not added to the punch just now, which was a low-level mistake by Olizi. Now that she said so, Jiang Zheng had no choice but to take a few steps back, leaving the space next to the test dummy for Xiao Lizi.

Xiaolizi, on the other hand, took a few deep breaths, concentrated all his attention, got into a stance again, and punched him with a "drink!"

This time he was also full of momentum, and Xiaolizi's energy could be felt from several meters away.

Unfortunately, this is not a hot-blooded shounen manga where the protagonist can greatly increase his strength and beat the opponent with just a shout.

So after Olizi punched him again, the numbers displayed on the machine still made people silent.

"Withstand pressure: 40 kg"

Well, there is indeed progress, a full 8 kilograms of progress, but unfortunately it is still far from everyone's imagination, about a hundred times.

Seeing that he still only exerted a pitiful power weighing tens of kilograms, Bai Xiaoli gritted his teeth in anxiety and shouted:

"Nothing is wrong! Do it again!"

Poof! This time Xiaolizi tried to kick the test dummy. Sure enough, the number displayed increased a lot, but it was still of no use.

"Withstand pressure: 65 kg"

Looking at the very low numbers displayed on the screen, Bai Xiaoli was dumbfounded.

She felt that this number was as if someone was announcing to her "Strength of Fighting. Three Stages", which was simply a huge mockery.

"I don't believe it, I don't believe it anymore, wow, wow, wow, wow!"

Suddenly, Xiao Lizi was like Emperor Yan who had lost his strength, and he hit the test dummy with his fists and legs as if to vent his anger.

"Withstand pressure: 58 kg"

"Withstand pressure: 41 kg"

"Withstand pressure: 38 kg"

"Withstand pressure: 21 kg"

"Hoo ho. Hoo!"

As Xiaolizi gets more and more tired from playing, the numbers displayed on the screen become smaller and smaller visible to the naked eye.

Until Xiao Lizi was so exhausted that he hit the test dummy with his little fist as if he was being coquettish.

Shen Yunyi and Du Shiyue, who finally couldn't stand it anymore, came over to support her and said with concern:

"Okay, little chestnut, don't force yourself anymore."

"Xiao Lizi, please take a rest. If you keep beating like this, it's not an option."

Feeling the concern of his two close friends, Lizi, who was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, almost couldn't help crying.

"What the hell is going on? Am I not a pigeon man? Did classmate Jiang Zheng make a mistake?"

"Of course not." Jiang Zheng walked over immediately, looked at Xiao Lizi up and down, and then said with a smile:

"It is true that you have the physique of a pigeon man, but now it seems that you are obviously unable to mobilize the power in your body at will."

"It's not just that I can't mobilize it at will, it's that I can't mobilize it at all. So what's the difference between my situation and having no power?"

"There is a big difference. People without power will never have it, but you can use it as long as you master the know-how. This is a huge difference."

After comforting Xiao Lizi, Jiang Zheng also thought for a while and then said:

"You have released your satiety power unintentionally before. The chairs in the cafeteria are proof. Maybe you can try it again?"

"Trying again? What again?"

"butt."

".ha?"

"Last time you broke the chair in the cafeteria by sitting on your butt. Maybe your kung fu skills are in your butt."

"Hey? Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!"

The moment they heard these words, everyone in Xiaolizi was stunned, and several people around him also looked dumbfounded.

Indeed, in various martial arts novels, we often see settings that certain skills must pass through specific parts before they can be performed.

For example, the legendary "Six Meridians Divine Sword" requires energy to be fired from the meridians of both hands to produce the effect of the invisible air sword.

If you use your fist instead of your fingers, this invisible air sword will definitely not be launched, otherwise it will be called "Six Meridians Divine Fist".

That being the case, will Olizi's situation be the same as that of the "Six Meridians Divine Sword", requiring moves to be performed from specific parts? For example, little butt?

When he realized that everyone was looking at his butt, Xiao Lizi quickly blushed and covered his butt, shook his head vigorously, and said in a dumbfounded voice:

"Wait! How can this be so outrageous? Who would use their butt to make a move!"

"Maybe? Compared to the random beatings like this, maybe using a different method can make a difference?"

"I don't want my ass to break open! What if it splits in half?"

"What are you afraid of? Isn't your butt split in two from birth, and can it be stuck together? Are you Pai Yao?"

"I, I, I! Anyway, don't! It's too embarrassing! No!"

After all, Xiao Lizi was still a teenage girl in her prime, and she would not even try to use her butt to make a move. Jiang Zheng couldn't fool her no matter what.

Seeing that his deception rarely had any effect, Jiang Zheng could only sigh and said to Mi'er next to him:

"Mi'er, please."

Although Jiang Zheng didn't say anything to ask Mi'er, she obviously knew her master's dirty mind very well, and she immediately knew how she should act.

So Mi'er immediately nodded without hesitation, appeared behind Xiao Lizi like lightning, hugged her soft waist and quickly spun around!

"Hey? Sister Mi'er! What are you going to do?"

"Don't talk, you'll bite your tongue. Let's go."

Before Xiao Lizi could react, Mi'er hugged her body and spun it around for more than a dozen times before violently throwing her in the direction of the test dummy!

Human head cannonball. Chestnut model. Launch!

The moment Xiao Lizi was launched like a cannonball, she vaguely heard this reminder in mid-air.

"Aim your butt forward, concentrate, go for it! Bai Xiaoli!"

Following Jiang Zheng's passionate and impassioned reminder, little Lizi's energy was unknowingly focused on Little Butt.

At that moment, I saw her body rushing towards the test dummy like an intercontinental rocket, and her butt hit the dummy without any bias.

Almost at the same time, a misty cloud of clouds surged out of Xiao Lizi's petite and exquisite butt!

The clouds exuded a pure white luster, and actually set off a strong hurricane as they moved!

For a moment, the wind and clouds merged into chaos, and a white tornado hit the test dummy!

When the pure white tornado butt hit the dummy, a suffocating and ferocious aura spread! Almost fills the entire huge storage space!

boom! The next second, Xiaolizi's butt hit the middle of the dummy, and the dummy, which was strong enough to withstand the impact of a car, exploded on the spot!

As the dummy shattered, the surrounding area was immediately filled with smoke and dust! The domineering force of the sweeping sweep almost blew everyone away except Jiang Zheng, which shows how amazing the power of this blow was.

(End of this chapter)

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