Chapter 98: Became a sperm, little piggy

"Sister, do you also want to learn how to make cat rice?" Liu Weiqiu asked as he was about to leave.

"Yes, sister. Can you take me with you?" Yueyue nodded and replied, what if she learned how to make cat rice?Then you can make it for big-faced cats.

Then maybe the big-faced cat will come to play with her every day.

"Of course there is no problem, sister." Liu Weiqiu nodded, but then pointed to Li Li beside him and said:
"But you can't follow this bad cat. Cats are not allowed in the school's kitchen."

"Ah? Is there such a rule?" Yueyue couldn't help being stunned when she heard this.

If that's the case.Then you can’t bring the big-faced cat with you?The big-faced cat is about to stand pitifully outside.

"Yes, because cats shed hair easily and will float inside. Therefore, cats are not allowed to enter the kitchen in the cafeteria." Liu Weiqiu explained to Yueyue: "As for this bad cat? Don't worry, he can't escape. . As soon as I heard there was food, I came faster than anyone else."

This sister is so naive that she actually thinks that this bad cat will run away when she hears them cooking cat rice.This bad cat will definitely be outside, and the other party's worries are completely unnecessary.

"Okay, big-faced cat, just wait for me outside the kitchen. When the cat rice is ready, I'll give it to you to eat right away, okay?" Yueyue, who thought for a few seconds, looked at the squatting Li Li said, standing still.Li Li nodded his head:

"Meow meow~ (Go, go. I just have some things to deal with.)"

"The big-faced cat, let's go." Yueyue smiled and followed Liu Weiqiu and his party.

As he walked, he turned back three times to look at the squatting Li Li.

The students who watched the animal protection club leave couldn't help but clenched their fists and said:

"Big Fat Lizard, are you ready to be punished?"

"Yes, you are such a carefree cat and you are actually looking for a breeder."

There was someone protecting the big fat raccoon just now, right?It’s time for the playful cats to prepare for their punishment.

"Meow meow~ (I have something else to do, so I won't play with you here.)" Looking at the students who were showing their aunty smiles with their teeth and claws showing, Li Li shook his body and ran out from the gap between them.

Just their slow movements?It's better for a group of people to play the game of loving each other and being a family here.

"Big Fat Lizard, don't run away. Stop and accept our just punishment."

"Yeah, how could you, a bad cat, slip away? Stop it quickly." The students who had found nothing looked at Li Li and shouted, then chased after him.

But after passing the corner, not even a single cat hair was seen, let alone the big fat raccoon dog.

For a moment, everyone was so angry that they stamped their feet.

"Huh? What did you get in the wind today, you fat cat? You actually came to my place."

In the villa area of ​​Blue Sky University, the dean of students was drinking tea and reading a book on the second floor.After hearing the sound of cement rubbing, I saw the railing on the balcony.

A round cat head popped out first, and then two big paws like mangosteens pulled on the railing, propped up the chubby lower body, and brought up a thick tail like a fire stick.

"Meow meow~ (The wind is blowing from the northwest today, so I came here to see if you have anything to eat, uncle?)" Li Li said as he jumped off the railing and walked to the dean of the school in a familiar manner.Started sniffing here and there, with a look like "Let me see what delicious food you have hidden".

The dean whose hand was sniffed patted Li Li on the big head with his backhand and said:

"You're such a fat cat, you're so familiar with it, but what's the use of smelling my hands? What delicious food can I get on my hands?"

"Would you like to take a lick of the book?"

The fat cat also smelled his hands. His hands smelled nothing but paper.There is no taste at all.

"Meow meow~ (I'm not a goat, how could I like the smell of books? Books? I just want to sleep when I smell them.)" Li Li, who shrank his big head, muttered. He was the most popular when he was in school. What I hate are books.

There are too many books to read, and others are swimming in the ocean of knowledge.And he will only drown in the ocean of knowledge.

"It seems like you, a fat cat, don't like books." Seeing Li Li with his head pressed against his neck, the dean couldn't help but said with a smile.Then he got up and walked to the living room.

After Li Li saw it, he immediately followed with small steps.

He remembered that the other party put a lot of delicious food in the living room. "Let me think about what to give this fat cat of yours to eat first." The dean came to a pile of boxes and muttered, looking at the canned freeze-dried food and the cat strips.

Li Li immediately jumped on top of the box containing cans. Since he wanted to eat?Of course, you have to eat expensive food and eat a lot of meat.

"You fat cat knows how to pick." The dean, who saw this scene, laughed and scolded: "Come down from the top quickly, I will get you canned food right now, don't let me crush the box later. "

The greedy fat cat didn't know his own weight, so he jumped on the box.Does he think he is still a kitten?

"Meow meow~ (No, I'm not that heavy. I can't collapse a box full of cans.)" Li Li replied and jumped down from the box.Squatting on the ground with his paws in his hands, waiting for the other person to feed him.

"I heard there is food, I'm quite honest." The dean said, opening the can and placing it in front of Li Li, and warned: "You should eat slowly here and don't run around. Otherwise, Be careful I won’t entertain you next time.”

"Meow meow~ (Oh oh oh.)" After hearing this, Li Li nodded his big head and gnawed on the can.

The dean couldn't help but smile and turned back to the balcony to continue reading.

"What a wealthy family. How many cats did uncle feed this day? Why did he prepare so many cans?" Li Li murmured to himself as he looked around while eating the cans.

This pile of canned freeze-dried cat strips must not be cheap. I wonder how many cats this uncle feeds in a day?
If you want him to say, just give it to him directly. Anyway, those cats are fed by the animal protection society.

How is he like him?I have to run around begging for food.

Looking at the dean who was reading a book, Li Li thought about the feasibility of the plan.And then gave up, no matter how you look at it?It seems impossible that the uncle will give it all to him.

It would be better for him to come here often, so that the little ant carrying the mountain of rice can always eat them up and drop them.

"Fat Cat, the trash can is behind the chair. If you finish eating, remember to throw the can shells into the trash can, okay?" The dean, who was flipping through the book, heard the sound in the living room become quieter and reminded him. With.

"Meow meow~ (Oh oh.)" Li Li nodded his big head when he heard this, then bit the can shell and walked towards the trash can.

The sitting dean heard the sound of the can falling to the ground and couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction.The next second, I heard the sound of plastic bags rubbing together. I looked up and saw Li Li running over with the freeze-dried bag in his mouth and placing it at his feet.

Then began a set of processes such as rubbing, sticking, sticking and turning.

Seeing the dean here, he felt dumbfounded and touched Li Li's big head:

"You're a fat cat and you're not full after eating a can? You actually want to freeze-dry it. Look at the fat on your body. It's time to lose weight, you know?"

"Eating too much fat is not good for your body at all."

He didn't mean not to feed the fat cat freeze-dried food, but the fat cat was indeed overweight.

Although he hasn’t really become a fat ball yet, it doesn’t mean he can be fed casually.Still need to control the weight of this fat cat.

Don't let it get so fat that you can't even lick your paws.

"Meow meow~ (Uncle, are you sure you don't want to feed the poor kitten?)" After hearing this, Li Li immediately got up from the ground.

The little face was drooped, the eyebrows were drooped and the mouth was mumbling.In an instant, his entire face became pitiful and aggrieved.

"Meow~meow~ (hungry, hungry.)" Li Li blinked and looked at the dean, calling weakly.

"You fat cat are pretending to be pitiful again." The dean looked at him and held his head helplessly.

Even though I knew that the fat cat was just pretending to be pitiful, I still subconsciously couldn't bear to see him like this.

"Meow~meow (hungry~rice~)" Li Li continued to call after hearing this, raising the head of the cat who was about to cry.

After continuing to look at each other for a while, the last line of defense of the dean was directly broken.

"Okay, okay, I'm really scared of you. Don't look like this, you fat cat that has become sperm." The teaching director sighed and picked up the freeze-dried bag.

His biggest weakness is that he is too soft-hearted.

(End of this chapter)

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