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Chapter 166 It’s not that swordsmanship is unaffordable, but that aphrodisiac is more cost-effective

"Brother Li, the students at Blue Sky University said that Lili is out. The meal tickets are three thousand. What do you think?"

Just when Li Li appeared in Yuan Ni's live broadcast room, he was in the attic upstairs. Li Hao is also talking to the webmaster.

Since we are going to make a directional video of Neptune Cat, of course the main protagonist, Li Hao, must be involved.

Especially when the owner knows that his cat has a lot of meal tickets outside to answer this matter. It is definitely the favorite of the audience.

"I don't have any thoughts, as long as he is happy. In addition, I am also very grateful to all the handsome guys and beauties who feed Lili. Thank you for taking care of Lili." Li Hao replied with a smile after hearing this.

Want to ask him what he thinks about this matter? Actually, he didn't have much idea. It would be nice to have someone willing to play with Lili. Especially when he's in a hurry.

"It seems that Brother Li loves Lili very much. What are Lili's usual hobbies? For example, what is his favorite food? What toys does he like to play with?"

"Liu Li likes to eat everything, especially meat. As for toys? He doesn't like playing with toys. He likes to sleep in and bask in the sun."

"Like this? It really fits his body shape. Hahaha."

"Then when Lili has grown so big, what is the most unforgettable thing for you?"

"The most unforgettable?" Li Hao thought for a while after hearing this, and then spoke...

……

"Meow meow~ (I'm really exhausted. Being a host is not an easy task after all.)" Li Li climbed up from the stairs and opened the door with a paw. He walked in with small steps and sat down on the bed.

"Li Li, you're back. How are you? Is the girl's room comfortable?" Seeing Li Li sit down, Li Hao asked with a smile.

"Meow meow~ (Comfortable as a hammer? Do you think this is what I want to go to? It's not for this family, I can only make myself miserable.)" Li Li cursed angrily and jumped on Li Hao's leg. He raised his paws and pressed on the keyboard: "Okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you. This time I went on a trip and brought a lot of martial arts secrets. What do you want to learn?"

Before I left, I promised to bring a baby to the shit shovel, and now that I'm back, I can't break my promise.

In addition, the opponent now has all the strength, but no skills at all. It is indeed a waste of money.

"Martial arts secrets? I want to practice swordsmanship. Lili, do you have sword manuals?" Li Hao instantly became excited when he saw the words displayed in the input method.

Who doesn't want to travel to the ends of the world with a sword? Of course he is no exception.

"Want to practice sword practice? Okay, let me look for it." After hearing this, Li Li typed on the keyboard and started looking for it in Zongwang Mall.

Soon the secrets of swordsmanship appeared one after another:

"Hidden Sword Jue" 400 Zongwang coins: A gentleman hides his sword in his body. If he doesn't draw it, it will be done. If he does, he will kill.

"Ba Sword" 700 comprehensive network coins: Who in the world can stop me?

"Water Piercing Sword Technique" 500 Zongwang Coins: Swords have both hardness and softness, while water has both hardness and softness. Hard is like a savage beast, soft is like an endless stream (Note: This sword technique is most powerful when used in rainy days)

"Ten Thousand Sword Jue" 1,200 Zongwang Coins: The sword energy returns to my body, and I am the sword. As soon as this sword comes out, all swords will surrender. (Note: This tip is difficult to practice, so please choose carefully.)

"Meow meow~ (Why are they all so expensive? This makes it difficult for me.)" Li Li couldn't help but frowned when he saw this. He only has 20,000 network coins now.

You have to save a little money, and you can't buy too expensive tips for people who shovel shit. Anyway, society is stable, so what’s the use of such a good tip?

Even if it is just for decoration, ordinary secrets are enough. Besides, what is a grown man doing practicing swordplay when he has nothing to do? Will this lead to being called a bitch?

It's better to find more reliable tips for people who shovel shit, at least it can't be for people who use swords, otherwise they will have to buy swords by then.

Moreover, the current society does not allow the carrying of controlled weapons, so it is useless to learn how to shovel shit.

After thinking about it for a while, Li Hao crossed the sword technique column and found the boxing and kicking techniques.

It didn't take long to find the right fit on my legs.

"Simplified Introduction to Kick Techniques" 100 Zongwang Coins: This kick technique is the basis of all kick techniques, although it is not capable of breaking gold and gravel. But it can strengthen the body and improve the speed of other leg skills, making it the best choice for beginners.

We must know that when building a tall building from low ground, the foundation is the most important thing.

"How is Lili? Have you found a sword technique that suits me?" Li Hao, who had been waiting for a while, finally couldn't help asking.

Like a child eagerly awaiting a gift.

"I've found it, but I don't think it's good. Moreover, in a society ruled by law, the management of knives is strict. You don't want to take a sword out and get caught, do you? Then I have no way to catch you." After hearing this, Li Li typed back, but it wasn't that he didn't want to buy sword skills for the shit shovel. He is doing this all for the good of the other person.

"It seems to make sense." After reading, Li Hao nodded: "Li Li, do you have any other tips that suit me?" Although being a swordsman is indeed very handsome, Li Hao is telling the truth. Take a sword, let alone the high-speed train, you have to check it even when you get on the bus, right?

"Yes, yes, I found you a guide to getting started with kicking. I'll make sure you run fast and handsome in the future." Seeing Li Hao ask, Li Li immediately typed a reply.

"Kick technique?" Li Hao couldn't help but be stunned when he saw this.

"Yes, I will transform you into an Oppa with 1.8-meter-long legs. And leg training is good for a man's health." Li Li continued typing.

"Okay, Lili, what you said makes sense. Then the kicking technique will be better." After thinking for a while, Li Hao nodded.

In fact, he just likes to train his legs, and it has nothing to do with whether he is strong or not. He likes running the most.

"Okay, then get ready. Put your head over." After Li Li clicked on the purchase, he raised his paw.

"Huh? Why do you want me to stick my head out? Does this have anything to do with my practice?" Li Hao was a little confused, but he still obeyed.

Then, Li Li's fat paw was photographed. Suddenly, Li Hao felt his head buzzing. He cursed angrily:

"You bad cat, why did you sneak attack again..."

As Li Haozheng was talking, suddenly a memory began to emerge. He interrupted him directly.

"Meow meow~ (What do you mean by sneak attack on you? Is this my cat's secret to teach you?)" Li Li muttered after hearing this, and walked aside while looking at Li Hao in a daze.

It takes some time to absorb the secret content, so he won't disturb the other party.

"Why are they just basic introductory kicks? Lili, don't you have more powerful kicks?" Li Hao said with some disappointment after absorbing the contents of "Simplified Introductory Kicks".

He thought that the secrets Li Li passed on to him included kicking techniques such as spring kicks or Fengshen kicks. Who knew there was none at all, just basic kicking skills.

"Don't think about becoming fat in one go, okay? You haven't even laid a solid foundation, so what's the use of practicing? When will you master this? I will naturally find cool kicks for you." After hearing this, Li Li typed back angrily.

It’s good to have martial arts secrets, so what are you doing to pick and choose? Others haven’t had to practice yet.

"No need to be cool, I want stronger legs. It would be better if I had Fengshen legs." After seeing what Li Li typed, Li Hao said.

He practices martial arts not just to look cool, but also to be powerful, okay? He thinks Fengshen legs are good.

"Don't be too outrageous. The Fengshen Kick is just a kicking technique in novels, there is no such thing." Li Li looked around the mall and said angrily, why not return the Aeolus Kick? He's also crazy.

"Okay, then Lili, remember to find me some powerful kicking skills." Li Hao said, slightly disappointed.

"I know, I know, you go to bed early. Get up early tomorrow morning to practice. When you master the introductory kicks, I will help you find a good kick." Li Li said perfunctorily. Lying down in the cat's bed.

There were too many things that happened today, and he needed to take a break.

"I still need to make a video, how can I go to bed so early?" Li Hao couldn't help but sigh after hearing this, and then uploaded and edited the video. At the same time, he took a picture of Li Li sleeping and used it as the title sequence.

He discussed it with the webmaster, since someone posted a video of Lili being arrested. The heat has already risen, so the two of them can strike while the iron is hot.

Taking advantage of this popularity, he released the "Neptune Cat" video and also helped him attract traffic. Quickly accumulate fans, after all, he is Lili’s shit-sweeper.

"Meow meow~ (What are you taking pictures of again? Never mind, this cat is going to sleep first.)" Li Li muttered when he heard the movement and closed his eyes.

The next morning, Li Li climbed up from his nest. Then I saw Li Hao on the large terrace outside, squatting with his back to the sun, and there was white steam coming out of his head.

After seeing Li Li come out, he didn't say anything. And he stood up slowly, raising his right leg high and kicking it.

Suddenly, there was a "swish" sound.

"Meow meow~ (This cat said why is it so noisy? So you are causing trouble outside? Can you lower your voice? The neighbors are still sleeping. Don't just focus on practicing, you have to pay attention to the impact.) "

After Li Li saw it, he couldn't help but have black lines all over his head. Can the guy who shovels shit keep his voice down? The kicking and kicking here are a bit loud, which disturbs his sleep.

(End of this chapter)