strategic fantasy

Chapter 82 You monk, you are so clueless!

Chapter 82 You monk, you are so clueless!
For a distance of more than 300 kilometers, Ji Tianqi only took one and a half hours - without taking the proper route.

And it looks like he can run another few hundred kilometers.

"Can you ask him to stop for a while?" When Shen Shili expressed this idea, he explained with some embarrassment: "I can definitely continue to fly, but I'm afraid something will happen and I won't be able to deal with it in the best condition. .”

Although its ultimate speed is Mach [-], which exceeds that of many fighter jets, its endurance is not comparable to that of fighter jets.

Moreover, his flight distance today far exceeded Ji Tianqi's running distance.During the flight from the Provincial Safety Administration Station in Zhonghe Province to Hukou Waterfall, Yu Zhilang was still carried on his back.

"Unfortunately, no."

Cong Wen's refusal seemed ruthless, which made Yu Zhilang frown.

"So, it's still out of control?"

"No, everything is under control." Congwen's response was more confident than before.

Because Ji Tianqi met many people.

Unlike the heavy rain at Hukou Waterfall (requested on the [-]th), which resulted in a scarcity of tourists, the number of tourists increased significantly when we got off the highway and went straight to the Shaolin Temple.

Thanks to the existence of agencies such as the Security Bureau, although it is an era of superpowers, and various animals and plants have awakened their intelligence and superpowers and become threats called monsters, the social environment within the Dragon Kingdom is not the same as before. There are no obvious changes.

If there was one, it was when Ji Tianqi, dressed in ancient costume and holding a big sword, ran wildly at an inhuman speed.

Although passersby are surprised, they don't panic - much better than when he was wearing a hospital gown.

Many people watched and discussed with interest.

"Superpowers are just superpowers. If you're an Internet celebrity, you're an Internet celebrity. You have to look like an ancient hero. Haha, don't tell me, he's quite handsome."

"Speaking of which, why isn't he holding a selfie stick?"

“Maybe it was a drone shot?”

"I didn't see any drones... Oh my god, there's someone flying in the sky!"

Passers-by looking for drones or other shooting equipment were shocked by Shen Shili's figure in the sky.

The exclamations caused more people to look up.

Compared to someone like Ji Tianqi, no matter how fast he runs on the ground or how graceful his movements are, they can't compare to the shock brought by 'flying'.

"It's awesome. There is actually a flying superpower who cooperates with the filming. Which company is this guy's new internet celebrity?"

"It's also possible that they are filming a TV series. The company that promotes Internet celebrities does not have the resources of a serious film and television company, so it should not be able to hire flying superpowers."

"Are film and television companies really serious?"

"What I'm talking about is serious, not serious."

"Check to see if there is any announcement video or something. My curiosity has been piqued."

Obviously, they couldn't find any relevant information.

But when the ambulance and the rear convoy passed by, their discussions reached the ears of Cong Wen and others through the sound collection device.

There was no panic or chaos, which slightly reduced the tension of Cong Wen and others.

When Ji Tianqi passed by these passers-by, he completely ignored their condition, which made Congwen and others feel more relieved.

Without contact there is no harm and no destruction.

But the problem is that they were relieved too early.

"Stop the car quickly, I want to get off!"

When Yu Zhilang exhaled urgently, the ambulance did stop, because Ji Tianqi had stopped, but the door was not opened, as if it was welded shut.

He pulled Yu Zhilang, who had not pulled away, with a hint of anger in his tone: "You won't let me go down?"

"Let him get out." After Bai Xiuchu spoke, the car door opened with a loud bang.

Yu Zhilang rushed down with a whoosh and went straight to a signature chain fast food restaurant on the roadside - Longjiang Pork Knuckle Rice.

Bai Xiuchu followed closely behind, very quickly, and at the same time stopped him: "You guys stay here."

Jiang Congshu and Luo Renzhong, who wanted to get out of the car, as well as Cong Wen and others in the following off-road vehicles, stopped getting out of the car after hearing this sentence and waited nervously.

Shen Shili, who was flying in the air, also wanted to go down, but he forcibly held back.

If he could fly and suddenly went down, he would definitely attract more onlookers and cause unnecessary trouble.

Only through the recorder worn by Yu Zhilang and the communication headset turned on, he nervously followed the situation in the fast food restaurant.

……

……

"Waiter, bring me some good wine and good food."

Ji Tianqi walked into the fast food restaurant, found an empty seat and sat down in a swaggering manner, and slapped the big sword on the table with a bang.

The cheap compression board dining table bears the weight that it should not bear, and it shakes a little, but it still holds up.

"..."

The clerks and customers in the store were all stunned for a while. It was not until Yu Zhilang rushed in that someone looked at the recorder on his chest and suddenly realized.

"Shooting a short video, right?" The clerk was quick to respond. After asking, he laughed: "Remember to open a beauty mask for me, and make sure to take a clear picture of our store's sign. Well, let's talk about it first, we won't Those who give money will not be exempted from the bill."

"..."

Yu Zhilang was confused - do people nowadays have such strange brain circuits?

"I'm coming."

The fat clerk, who is 1.7 meters tall and weighs over 230 pounds, may have an average appearance, but his soul is very interesting.

While responding to what Ji Tianqi had just said, he ran a few steps to Ji Tianqi's side, and pulled a rag and put it on his shoulders.

He asked with a smile on his face: "Sir, what would you like to order? Our main specialty here is Longjiang pig's trotter rice, which is authentic. We also have double-combination pork trotter rice. In addition to pig's trotters, you can also choose barbecued pork, meat rolls, Chicken legs, duck legs, handmade sausages, lion heads, braised pork with mushrooms, crispy roast duck, roast chicken...

As for wine, we have Erguotou and Fenjiu here..."

Ji Tianqi looked at the fat clerk with blank eyes, reached out and took out two golden melon seeds from the brocade bag at his waist, and placed them on the table.

"Six pounds of good meat, three pounds of good wine, and one pound of white rice. Hurry up."

"???"

No matter how funny the fat clerk was, he would never have thought that when someone came to eat pig's trotter rice, he would first take out two golden melon seeds.

And...can you finish eating?

But thinking about making short videos or something, he was not surprised. There is still some market for big eaters in this era.

The problem is that……

"They are real golden melon seeds, two grams each."

Bai Xiuchu, who had just walked in, gave a reminder and took out his phone and shook it: "If you are worried, I will pay the bill directly."

When they saw Bai Xiuchu, everyone in the store except Ji Tianqi and Yu Zhilang's eyes lit up.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm so relieved."

The smile on the fat clerk's face became even brighter. He really took two golden melon seeds in his hands and looked at Ji Tianqi with a blank look in his eyes.

"Sir, do you have any taboos?"

Ji Tianqi shook his head slightly: "There are no taboos."

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment. Good wine and food are coming."

The fat clerk took two golden melon seeds and bit them with his teeth as he walked back. This scene looked like a movie and TV drama, which made the confused Yu Zhilang even more confused.

[Antique is contagious, right? 】

Of course, you can't confirm the authenticity of the golden melon seeds by biting them with your teeth. Moreover, the golden melon seeds that Ji Tianqi took out were beautifully shaped and looked like gold jewelry with high craftsmanship costs. The fat clerk was reluctant to bite them.

Fortunately, the landlady is a good judge of goods. She used to be a counter girl in a gold shop, and now she has started her own business, and she has not lost her original skills.

"Bring it to me to see."

"Oh, is it true or not?"

"real!"

"Does that have my share?"

"no!"

The fat clerk lost most of his enthusiasm in an instant, but he still had to serve wine when he needed to, and he still had to serve meat when he needed to.The question is, what food and wine should be served?

Bai Xiuchu completely ignored Ji Tianqi sitting there, came to the bar and started ordering as if he was well prepared.

"Four pounds of roast duck, four pounds of roast chicken, three bottles of Fenjiu, with yellow lids."

She deliberately reduced the weight of the bones, which was similar to Ji Tianqi's needs.

But when it came to wine, the landlady saw that these people had a lot of money and recommended it.

"I think this hero is handsome and has extraordinary bearing. Isn't Fenjiu a bit cheap? We have here..."

"I want Fenjiu!"

Bai Xiuchu's slightly cold tone made the boss lady give up the sales promotion - it felt like she had the same aura as when she faced the boss of the company, with an indescribable but real aura.

Similar to a fast food restaurant, the food and drinks are served very quickly.

After a while, the table where Ji Tianqi sat alone was filled with wine and meat. After all, those two golden melon seeds were more than enough.

The landlady asked cautiously: "Do you want change? If so, we have to inspect the goods."

"no need."

Bai Xiuchu waved his hand, not caring about this expense.

Yu Zhilang also didn't care. As mentioned before, the salary of war-level superpowers on the combat side is really high.

Although it is not as good as Patient No. [-], it is not far behind.

The money earned in a year cannot be spent in a lifetime under normal expenses.

What he cares about is Ji Tianqi.

Seeing that Ji Tianqi was always in a defiant state, he boldly sat across from Ji Tianqi after obtaining Bai Xiuchu's consent.

He stared blankly at Ji Tianqi and started eating and drinking.

"He..." Yu Zhilang asked hesitantly: "Doesn't he care about us?"

Bai Xiuchu confirmed: "Well, I don't care."

"Then we can talk casually?"

"Yes."

Yu Zhilang became more courageous, like Jiang Congshu and Li Yuanhong when they were in Lushan.

He kept asking questions in a hesitant tone.

"I can understand that he tore off the plastic wrap of the tableware, but scalding it with boiling water...isn't it appropriate?"

What he actually wanted to say was - it's not psychotic.

But because there were other people around, it was a little more obscure.

Before Bai Xiuchu could answer, the fat clerk hanging next to him tilted his head and looked at the recorder on Yu Zhilang's chest.

"I also feel it is inappropriate to play an ancient person who has traveled to the modern world and should not be so proficient in using modern tableware."

No one ignored him.

Yu Zhilang asked again: "Can't he taste the flavor of roast duck and roast chicken? The seasonings used in these foods should not have existed in ancient times, right?"

Bai Xiuchu still didn't answer.

The fat clerk took the initiative to speak again: "Yes, I think his expression should be one of surprise, because he has never eaten such delicious food. But his face was expressionless, as if he had eaten it many times, which was very unusual. Ancient times are very different from time travel.”

"..."

Yu Zhilang looked helplessly at the fat clerk and asked, "What do you want to do?"

"Hehe." The fat clerk laughed: "Actually, my acting skills are pretty good. Can I make a guest appearance in your short video? I don't want any money."

Yu Zhilang refused without mercy: "No, I'm sorry."

The fat clerk stepped aside sadly, while other customers cast curious glances at Ji Tianqi.

With so much food, can you really finish it?

The answer is, you can really finish it.

Ji Tianqi didn't eat very fast. He looked very slow and gentle, but his speed didn't slow down from beginning to end.

Eat a mouthful of meat and drink a sip of wine. After drinking the wine, there is still some meat left, which is perfect for finishing a pound of white rice.

There was a burst of applause, which was not too big a deal.

Ji Tianqi, who had been ignoring Zhilang, now generously raised his fists and raised his hands in all directions with a smile on his face.

This made Yu Zhilang look a little stunned - there was a wall to the left of Ji Tianqi, and he cupped his hands towards the wall, as if the wall did not exist, but was an extremely wide hall with many onlookers.

But in an instant, Ji Tianqi picked up the napkin and wiped his mouth.

"..."

Yu Zhilang's forehead swelled as he looked at it. This was completely different from what he expected to see a big battle.

But I felt inexplicably tired.

[Stop playing, okay? 】

At this moment, Ji Tianqi suddenly looked at him blankly.

"You monk, why are you always staring at me?"

He is stupid.

[How do I look like a monk? 】

Although he had some doubts about Ji Tianqi's 'mental illness', he couldn't help but look at Bai Xiuchu at this time and asked with his eyes - what should I do?
Bai Xiuchu ignored him and stared at Ji Tianqi.

Ji Tianqi had a smile on his face, as if he was a little drunk, and his tone was a little cold.

"You mean, just because I ate meat, drank wine, and carried a sword, I can't go to your Shaolin Temple?"

"..."

【I didn’t say anything. 】

Yu Zhilang suddenly thought of the science popularization Wu Ya gave him, so...

[Is it because I have always been suspicious of you and had some hostility towards you, and based on this, you imagined that I was a monk who came to trouble you? 】

"You're such a ignorant monk. The Shaolin Temple has opened its doors for convenience. How can you be allowed to practice with your hair, but not me with my sword?"

【This is half-literate...】

Yu Zhilang looked at Bai Xiuchu blankly, his eyes clearly saying - he slandered me.

Ji Tianqi suddenly sneered.

"Haha, you said that you are afraid that I will disturb the pure place of Buddhism, but you are unwilling to cut off these three thousand troubles. How do you mean it?"

"Okay, I don't have to go, but you must get shaved today. If no one saves you, you have to shave your head clean."

"Lest you pollute the pure place of Buddhism!"

Listening to these words, Yu Zhilang's expression changed in order: dazed, confused, stunned, stunned, shocked, and angry.

He took a deep breath, and when he was about to say something, Shen Shili's voice rang in his ears.

"You don't want to see him like this, just rush to the Shaolin Temple, right? We'll wipe his ass then."

"Now, with a chance, he doesn't have to go."

"so……"

Yu Zhilang finally responded: "A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!"

Shen Shili sighed.

"Brother, listen to my advice, you can't beat him."

Yu Zhilang's expression instantly changed from anger to shock.

At this moment, Shen Shili showed his trump card.

"It's just a head shave. I really can't apply for support."

(End of this chapter)

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