It doesn’t matter if my confession is rejected, I still have three more days left.

Chapter 28 It’s inappropriate to tell dirty jokes when we just met, right?

【What happened?What happened?What happened? 】

Jiang Li was suddenly startled when he heard the hint that Xia Muke's favorability had dropped.

No, you rich people don’t really think working for money is a vulgar thing, right?
Jiang Li was shocked when his favorability suddenly dropped by 5.

He stared at Xia Muke blankly.

But there was nothing strange about the other party's expression.

If it weren't for Jiang Li's favorability prompt, it would be impossible to tell that Xia Muke's senses towards him had just changed.

"What are you looking at?"

Xia Mu felt Jiang Li's gaze, and she couldn't help covering her mouth and snickering.

That smile bloomed like a flower, full of playfulness and joy.

Jiang Li came back to his senses: "Ah, I just feel like you're a little weird."

When Xia Mu heard Jiang Li's words, she couldn't help but froze, with a hint of disbelief in her eyes.

This is the first time someone calls her weird.

Something about this touched her heart.

Growing up, she always thought she was a weirdo.

It's because she's so normal.

The kind that couldn't be more normal.

There are very few things or things in life that interest her.

But in order not to be regarded as a weirdo, she has been trying hard to imitate the appearance of other normal people.

When you eat something delicious, you will scream with joy, and when you see something interesting, you can’t help but play with it.
In fact, she was all pretending.

It's not that she wants to cater to other people's eyes, it's just that she doesn't want to be different.

Now she suddenly heard Jiang Li calling her weird, and she was a little at a loss.

"Huh? What's wrong?"

"Very cute."

Jiang Li, the master of earthy love stories, said with a smile.

Xia Mu didn't expect Jiang Li's answer to be this.

Xia Mu looked at Jiang Li, who was smiling as brightly as a flower, and felt that he was particularly cute at the moment.

His bright eyes are full of aura and warmth, making people want to get closer unconsciously.

Natsuki no longer worried about the fact that he said she blamed it before, but began to appreciate his unique and charming sense of humor.

"Senior, you are so cute," Natsuki responded with a smile.There was a hint of playfulness and mischief in her eyes, and a hint of admiration.

[Xia Muke’s favorability +10]

Jiang Li nodded secretly, it turned out that Xia Mu liked this kind of tone.

Obviously, Jiang Li's earthy love words made Xia Mu feel unprecedented joy and relaxation.

She felt as if her chat box had been opened, and there was a lot she wanted to say to Jiang Li.

Natsuki couldn't help but laugh, a smile spreading across her cheeks.She found that she was becoming more and more interested in Jiang Li, especially having an inexplicable liking for his earthy love words.

"Senior, let me tell you a story too."

"Well, you said."

"Once upon a time, there was a eunuch."

Then, Xia Muke fell silent and looked at Jiang Li without speaking.

???

Jiang Li waited for a long time, but still didn't see the other party speak.

"What's next?"

Xia Muke looked serious: "It's gone down there."

"Ah? I mean what about the back?"

Xia Muke let out a puff, pointed at Jiang Li and said with a bad smile, "Senior, you are so perverted. I've already lost all of you, and yet you still put your mind to the back."

Jiang Li scratched his head, feeling like he was about to grow a brain.

Jiang Li never dreamed that the rich girl in front of him would tell him dirty jokes on the first day they met.

This is really treating him as an outsider.Jiang Li asked weakly: "Is there any more?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Muke looked at Jiang Li sharply, with a glimmer of light in his eyes.

He didn't expect that his seniors were also curious about these dirty jokes.

You know, in her memory, the people around her, whether they are teachers or the Internet.

Everyone is telling people to stay away from these unnutritious things.

What is there to say?

"Being astringent of anything will only harm you."

Coupled with the ban on the entire network, Xia Mu doesn't have much contact with other people.

It made her really think that these dirty jokes were something extremely sinful.

But after she learned about it out of curiosity, she immediately fell in love with it.

These dirty jokes are one of the few bright spots in her world.

Seeing that Jiang Li seemed to be very interested in these things, Xia Muke finally felt that he was not the only one who had fallen.

"Senior, I am a fellow-minded person."

???

Now, Jiang Li finally understood why there were both dirty and pure entries on Xia Muke's dashboard.

He had many dirty jokes in his mind, and he was not on guard against her.

She really didn't know how much impact a girl would have on a boy by telling dirty jokes to him, and how tempting it would be.

Isn't she afraid that her little lamb will be eaten up and wiped clean by the big bad wolf on the side?

"Senior, what do you think of this joke? When I first saw it, the deer in my chest jumped for a long time."

"A woman said: 'Husband, what am I to you?'"

"The man subconsciously said: 'Huh? Oh! Wife, you are my Youlemei.'"

"The woman said: 'Then why don't you hurry up...!'"

"How about it, is it exciting or not?"

When Jiang Li heard what happened behind him, he was completely stunned.

The girl in front of me is indeed a bit tough.

Seeing that Jiang Li's reaction was not right, Xia Muke looked at Jiang Li with some disappointment: "What's wrong, isn't my joke funny?"

It seems that the favorability level is about to drop again.

Jiang Li immediately nodded and said, "It's fun."

"Then it's your turn, senior."

"What? Do I want to talk too?"

"Yes, courtesy reciprocates."

Jiang Li thought for a while, and saw that the other party really wanted to hear dirty jokes, so he recalled it, and then said: "During class, the male teacher said to the sleeping female student below: 'If you don't even cooperate, in the future There's nothing in your stomach, but don't blame the teacher!'"

After listening, Xia Muke immediately gave a thumbs up: "Senior, you are so awesome, and the dirty jokes you tell are much more fun than I know!"

Afterwards, Xia Muke kept pulling Jiang Li, asking him to tell her dirty jokes.

As the dirty jokes came out one after another, Xia Muke's favorability level increased little by little, reaching 52.

[Small, compared with your brother Jiang, you are a bit more young. 】

Just when Xia Muke's face turned red and her exposed thighs turned pink.

The door was pushed open and someone entered the store.

As if being caught, Jiang Li adjusted his clothes subconsciously and breathed a sigh of relief when he found that there were no wrinkles in his clothes.

It's so exciting to tell dirty jokes with my female colleagues during work.

"Hello, may I ask if the male escort here will do anything for you if you pay me?"

Jiang Li felt that the voice was familiar. He stood up and prepared to look at the first customer who entered the store today.

He had been talking about dirty jokes all the time, but his mind was still a little confused, so he said subconsciously.

"I'm sorry, we are here only to play with you, not to sleep with you! Teacher Lin, why are you here?"

(End of this chapter)