Siheyuan: You are forcing me to be reborn, right?

Chapter 142 Jia Zhang: ‘Even if I die, I won’t let you go as a ghost! ’

The first aunt, the second aunt, and the third aunt quit, and the first aunt stopped them: 'No, you can't call the police. How can you get the labor insurance issued by the street office during the New Year if you call the police now! ’

"I usually think that Mrs. Jia Zhang is evil, but now she is doing these things in the courtyard. I must tell the first uncle to deal with this behavior of Mrs. Jia Zhang!" The second aunt just smelled the stench wafting in the courtyard. , it is definitely the straw man made by Jia Zhang.

The third aunt doesn't want to spread the word about what happened in the courtyard. Not only will it affect the man's work, but the collective interests will also be damaged.

"Yes, this matter can't be spread. We can only wait until the man in the family comes back from get off work. This Jia Zhang is really a pest in our courtyard. He actually stabbed a pillar with a straw man. If this is reported to the police, not only the street office will know about it, but it may also affect us. The image of a family man in the workplace!"

After the third aunt gave a well-founded analysis to the two aunts, the three of them unanimously stated that this matter could only be digested internally and not let outsiders know.

Nowadays, this kind of thing should not be publicized in a big way. If someone with intentions uses it to catch a role model, it will affect more than just Jia and Zhang's family.

This kind of grass pricking is now strictly prohibited. This Jia Zhang family is really too bold. Even if he is dissatisfied with He Yuzhu, he can't really prick it.

"We have no control over this matter. We can only tell our men about it after they get off work. We can't let outsiders know about it now."

When the third aunt thought about the labor insurance issued before the festival in the street, she also wanted some warm gloves or something. Fortunately, the first aunt stopped the second aunt from her stupid behavior.

"What are you doing?" The old man walked out of the backyard and saw three aunts in the middle of the yard early in the morning.

It was morning now, the sun was shining brightly, and the weather was very warm, but it was obvious that the three aunts looked ugly.

"Old man, where are you going?" The aunt pretended to be calm and looked at the old man and asked.

"I went fishing, but did you smell anything? Why is it so smelly?"

After speaking, the old man glanced at the open door of Jia Zhang's family home and knew what was going on without thinking too much.

In the morning, Zhuzi said he wanted to give the Jia family some color, so he added ground croton into the soybean stew.

This croton is a medicinal material used to relieve diarrhea. It is estimated that the strange smell that lingers in the courtyard for a long time comes from the Jia Zhang family.

"Is the Jia Zhang family here?" the old man asked.

"Not at home!" the eldest mother answered.

"Not at home? Where have you been?" The old man took a step forward and was immediately stopped by the aunt.

"Didn't the old man say he was going fishing?" A mother stopped and asked.

"Yeah, I said the fishhook Dongxu asked me to borrow last time is still at his house." The old man made up an excuse.

"Dongxu is not here, Jia Zhang's family is not at home, and the master's family is not here. It doesn't seem good to go in at this time, right?"

Does the aunt know that the old man is the person next to He Yuzhu now? If the old man sees this idiot, he will definitely tell Zhu Zhu.

The labor insurance before the Chinese New Year is related to the interests of every household in the courtyard, so He Yuzhu must know that Jia and Zhang are stabbing him with straw.

With He Yuzhu's character now, he will definitely report Jia Zhang. By then, there will be a stabbing incident in the courtyard.

The labor insurance before the Chinese New Year would not be enough, and it would even damage the old man's reputation in the factory, which the aunt couldn't accept.

The third aunt on the side directly said that she had a fishhook at home and asked the old man to go to her house to get it, and then she took the old man away.

At this time, the Jia and Zhang family who were in the courtyard went back to the courtyard holding their stomachs and feeling very uncomfortable.

As soon as the old man came out of the courtyard with the fishhook in hand, he saw the Jia and Zhang family holding their stomachs.

From the stench emanating from their bodies and the expressions on their faces, the old man knew that they must have eaten the croton meal prepared by Zhuzi for them.

The old man looked at Banggian with a gray face and understood that the pull was too strong, so he didn't say anything and didn't care. He said that Zhuzi didn't like him and the Jia family.

"Old man, have you gone fishing?" Qin Huairu asked kindly when she saw the old man holding her stomach.

"Well, fishing, what's wrong with you?" the old man asked.

"It's nothing, just a stomachache."

Mrs. Jia Zhang replied, dragging the stick and heading home.

"Oh, my stomach feels uncomfortable, just take some medicine." The old man went out with the fishing rod.

After returning home, everyone in the Jia family had stomachaches.

But now the family's stomachs are boiling with water.

The gas was continuously released to the outside, and suddenly the whole room was filled with the sour smell of Wang Zhi and stinky tofu.

Sitting on the stool, Mrs. Jia Zhang felt that her stomach felt so uncomfortable for some reason, and a stream of sour water rolled in her stomach.

"Mom, it's so uncomfortable. We must have eaten something unclean." Qin Huairu kept deflating, holding her stomach and feeling very uncomfortable.

"Qin Huairu, do you have a problem with me? Even if you have a problem with me, you can't start with eating. You want to harm me, right?"

All Jia Zhang could think of was that Qin Huairu wanted to harm her. She didn't know what was mixed in the morning snack, which caused her diarrhea.

"Mom, what we eat this morning are all the leftover dishes from yesterday. Yesterday was fine. Why did something happen this morning? You can't blame me unjustly." Qin Huairu's stomach growled uncomfortably, and she suddenly felt I want to go to a big school again.

"Cousin, give me more paper, my stomach hurts!" Qin Jingru felt uncomfortable now. She was fine just now, but now her stomach hurts.

"Grandma, Banggeng can't hold it in anymore." Banggian felt as if thunder was exploding in his stomach just now, and the bursts of gurgling sounds made his stomach hurt.

"Get the chamber pot, hurry up!" Jia Zhang ordered Qin Huairu.

"Pull it out!" Banggian's face was twisted in pain and he was about to cry.

At such a young age, he didn't want others to know that a child of his age was still using a chamber pot at home.

Banggeng couldn't hold it in any longer, so he took off his pants and sat down on the chamber pot with a muffled bang.

The smell of Wang Zhi and stinky tofu immediately filled the air (friendly reminder, Wang Zhi and stinky tofu are biologically murderous, please do not try).

"Why is it so smelly!"

At this time, Xu's mother came in from outside and retched several times when she smelled the stench.

"Sister-in-law Jia, are you okay?" The eldest mother said outside the door with a wet towel covering her mouth and nose.

"Oh, I can't stand it!" Jia Zhang's stomach turned, and she kept farting loudly.

"What happened? Someone's chamber pot was knocked over early in the morning?" Liu Guangtian appeared in the main courtyard with a frown on his face.

"What's going on? What's going on!" Yan Jiecheng also came out.

"It stinks!" Yan Jiedi took a towel and covered her mouth and nose as she entered Jia Zhang's house.

"Oh, my God!" Yan Jiedi almost fainted from the smoke as soon as she entered.

"Cousin, get me some paper!" Qin Jingru couldn't bear it anymore and rushed out.

"Huairu, what's wrong with you?" As soon as the aunt went in, she saw Bangge having diarrhea in broad daylight.

Looking at Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang, they were lying motionless on the table.

"What's going on with this family?"

Liu Guangtian walked in and took a look. The stench in the room didn't bother him.

Let Liu Guang take a look at the bowl of soybean stew and something else on the table.

At this time, Yan Jiecheng also walked in behind Liu Guangtian and saw a straw man on the table. There is a piece of white paper on the straw man with "He Yuzhu" written on it, and then a needle is inserted into the forehead.

"Jia Zhang, do you dare to stab He Yuzhu?" The two people's eyes widened.

The eldest mother took a look and let the two children see this thing.

"You two are out, why are you just entering other people's houses!"

"Well, Mr. Jia Zhang, how dare you stab He Yuzhu." Yan Jiecheng opened his eyes wide and saw He Yuzhu's name written on the straw man and there was a needle on it.

"Xie Cheng, don't tell anyone about this." The eldest mother said, dragging the two children out.

"It's the end of the year, and the labor insurance provided by the street office is going to be reduced, so don't be vague, you know?" the aunt said.

It has no effect on Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangtian. Anyway, labor insurance has nothing to do with them.

Although they looked down on He Yuzhu in the past, now they admire He Yuzhu very much.

The main reason is that He Yuzhu achieved a leap in life in this short period of time.

From a little cook to the current canteen director, he has become their idol.

The first thing they thought of was to tell Brother Zhuzi about this, maybe they could enter the steel rolling mill.

Thinking of this, the two people looked at each other and knew that the Jia family and the He family were at odds.

Now I came across Jia Zhang's incident of causing a big cancer to attack He Yuzhu.

Thinking that He Yuzhu didn't know about it now, he still told Brother Zhuzhu personally.

Brother Zhuzhu is not allowed to help them enter the steel rolling mill.

The two young men thought of this and went home immediately.

At this time, Jia Zhang couldn't bear it at all.

I don’t understand why I just had diarrhea at home.

But Bangge just lay on the ground and climbed out of the door without forgetting to escape.

"Ouch, what's going on?" Xu's mother couldn't believe it when she looked at the situation of this family.

Banggeng lay on the ground crying: "Grandma, I feel so uncomfortable. Please think of a solution quickly."

"I have medicine at home, just wait." The eldest mother has stomach medicine at home. The diarrhea must be caused by eating something wrong.

"Ouch, stop looking at it and call an ambulance quickly!" Mrs. Jia Zhang was anxious and angry.

Thinking about it now, it must have been Si Zhu, a bastard who had been stabbed a thousand times and stinky bitch, who had set a trap for their family.

‘This thing that has been stabbed a thousand times has poisoned our family. Third aunt, hurry up and call the police! ’

The third aunt didn't dare to call the police. She pointed at the straw man on the table and said, "Who asked you to stab He Yuzhu? I don't know whether he stabbed him or not. Now it seems that your family is the most seriously injured." ’

At this moment, the old man appeared at the door of Jia Zhang's house. When he came in, he happened to see something on the table.

"Ms. Jia Zhang, you actually made a straw man with pillars?" The old man was also literate and saw that the straw man on the table did have He Yuzhu's name written on it.

The old man stepped forward and grabbed the draftsman. At the same time, the aunt came in and saw that the old man was at Jia Zhang's house at some time.

If you take a closer look at the old man's hand, you can see that there is a straw man of He Yuzhu stabbed by Jia Zhang. To be honest, it's all a mess.

"Old man, you can't tell Zhuzi about this. It's the end of the year and the street office has to pay labor insurance. Labor insurance is the most important thing."

After the aunt finished speaking, a strong stench spread in the room.

Within three seconds, the old man ran out of the door and gasped for air.

Xu Damao's mother, who was watching the situation outside the window, was so smoked that she almost fainted.

At this moment, there was an unpleasant smell wafting throughout the hospital.

Now, Jia Zhangshi had no strength at all, and she could only feel that her trouser pockets were sprayed all over her pants.

"This stupid Zhu who suffered a thousand cuts actually wants to poison my whole family. Even if I die and become a ghost, I won't let you go!"

Jia Zhang cried and sang plaintively. She had no strength left in her body and could only let the water soak her pants.

"What's going on?" The old lady in the backyard came to the front yard and looked in at the door of Qin Huairu's house.

"Oh, what does this smell like?" The old lady is indeed someone who has seen strong winds and waves.

Although the smell was unpleasant, I walked straight in and saw the penis lying on the ground with it all over my butt.

Look at Ms. Jia Zhang lying on the table again, muttering: "You've killed Silly Zhu. Silly Zhu poisoned my whole family. Even if I become a ghost, I won't let you go!" ’

"Help me up, change into red clothes, turn into a ghost and strangle Silly Zhu to death, Qin Huairu is dead, help me up quickly!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang is now unconscious. It must have been a fool who poisoned her whole family.

Even if she dies, Jia and Zhang will die wearing red clothes. It is said that anyone who wears red clothes will turn into a ghost.

As long as you time it right, it's no problem to turn into a red-clothed ghost.

Jia Zhang struggled to stand up, but she really didn't have the strength.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Bangjie lying motionless on the ground.

Out of instinct of love, Mrs. Jia Zhang stood up unsteadily.

But what followed immediately was bouts of diarrhea, which went straight into his pants.

At this time, Mrs. Jia Zhang was completely exhausted and sat back on the stool.

Jia Zhang has been coming to Siheyuan for decades, and she has never been so speechless in her life.

Mrs. Jia Zhang used to be very clean and hygienic, and even now she still uses cream.

Jia Zhang, who has never been in such a sorry state, now feels like dying.

"First aunt, I think Jia and Zhang's family has food poisoning. What should we do?" Second aunt covered her mouth and nose with a wet towel and looked at the first aunt and asked what should be done now.

"You have to send the whole family to the hospital. How much will it cost?" The aunt didn't want to spend another penny for the Jia family, and the Jia family had not paid back a penny of the money they borrowed before.

"Jia Zhang, hurry up and take out your money. We'll call an ambulance for you. Stop scolding Zhu Zhu. You've done something wrong yourself. I think you've attracted something unclean. Can you Do you hear me?" The eldest mother didn't dare to get close, so she shouted several times at Jia Zhang inside.

"Why is there no movement?"

The eldest mother called several times in succession, but there was no response.

"Is he really dead??" The second aunt said nervously.

"Don't scare me, let's call the police!" The third aunt wanted to go out.

"I'm going to call the police!" The old man held the straw man who stabbed He Yuzhu in his hand.

"Old man, please stop causing trouble and give me this thing!"

(End of this chapter)