I became famous by doing things.

Chapter 27 27. Won’t you let me do the math?
As soon as the wine was poured, the side dishes were placed, and dinner was ready for one person, one snake, and one dumpling.

At the dinner table, I observed Jiuye and Dagu’s hobbies. Dagu still likes to eat chicken, roasted chicken, and even sizzling chicken racks.

Especially the iron plate chicken rack, which is indeed made of yellow leather from Northeast China. The chicken rack is so crisp and clean.

Jiuye's taste is relatively less Northeastern. He likes bullfrogs, crabs, and pigs, cattle, and sheep.

Not very picky about food.

"Master Jiu, can't you transform into an adult? Wouldn't it be easier to eat?"

Chang Jiuye waved his tail and said proudly:

"It's not that it's impossible, it's that it's not necessary. Most animals that have become spirits can transform into humans, but it's not necessary. If you really need it, I can naturally change it. However, I have to review myself recently. I always say that I don't want to take over. But I can’t help it. If we had waited a little longer today, I think you and I would have fainted there... We can’t do that again in the future. If it’s not an emergency and I need to have an orifice, I’ll have to discuss it with you next time.”

Master Jiu talked about this matter with me, and I was naturally happy. After finishing the wine, Yi She Yi Qiu sang loudly there.

Chang Jiuye sang a toast song from a long time ago, while Da Gu sang a song about getting on the sedan chair.

The deafening singing made me a little helpless. Fortunately, only I could hear the singing, otherwise people in this building would probably come to me and accuse me of disturbing the residents.

After cleaning up all the leftovers, I watched TV series with the two immortals as usual. In the past half month, I have watched Chang Jiuye and Dagu a lot of documentaries and TV series with reference value. They can be regarded as relevant to this society. In line.

Especially for Jiuye.

What is a mobile phone and what is a TV.

Let it know that monogamy is now the norm and that killing is illegal.

Of course, Dagu was even more obsessed with costume dramas. Every day he watched how Concubine Xi transformed into a serf and started singing. At first, he was obsessed with the love between Concubine Xi and Big Fat Orange, but later he realized that he had paid by mistake.

Later, I became obsessed with the plot of Niu Colu and Zhen Huan, and reported on Concubine Xi's affair. I watched this episode no more than five times.

The unlucky one is Dr. Wen, who has been castrated five times in my house.

"That boy has a demonic aura about him today, so be careful when the time comes."

"Hey...thank you Master Jiu."

I originally wanted to ask something, but when I heard two snoring sounds, I pursed my lips and laughed. These two people really didn't drink well.

You still have to let them drink less in the future.

Love can ruin things, and drinking can also ruin things.

...

Early in the morning, I ran to the morning market early, thinking of setting up a stall early to wait for the big-bellied man.

As soon as I arrived, I saw the big-bellied man waiting for me at the vegetable seller's place.

The two people were still chatting happily about something. When I leaned over, I heard that it was just gossip and gossip.

Seeing me coming, my aunt came over and grabbed my arm and whispered:
"Come and take a look at him. He's a pretty good young man, but he's a bit girly. His orchid fingers are curled up, and his belly is quite big. Is he suffering from some strange disease?"

"Okay. Don't worry, auntie, I will take care of this matter. Someone is coming to the stall, so go quickly."

Auntie returned to her stall, I walked over and asked:
"What do you want to count?"

"Can you come with me? I have something to discuss... Money is not an issue. Is [-] okay?"

fifty thousand? !
I had no expression on the surface, but I was already happy inside.

There is a nouveau riche in our village who spent 10 yuan to decorate his yard beautifully. If he can earn 5 yuan here, plus the previous...

Then you can decorate the house for grandma!
Grandma's room always gets a little moldy during the rainy season, but it's better this time!
It could be renovated!
The man saw that I was silent, swallowed his saliva, raised his orchid finger to support his chin, and said pitifully:
"One hundred thousand... I'll give you one hundred thousand... As long as you can save my life, we can negotiate for any amount! Even 20 will do! Please help me..." I still haven't seen this guy driving up prices. Pass.

"It's not necessary. Fifty thousand is just fifty thousand. Let's go. No matter how much you give me, if I can't help, I still can't help. Go and have a look..."

I got into the convertible sports car. When the man saw me getting into the car, he didn't care whether his belly was big or not, and ran over with his buttocks...

on the way...

"I've been looking for powerful people and strangers for a while. The old fortune teller here cheated on me and went into hiding... I was going to catch him a few days ago, but I saw you guys fighting... You are so powerful. But I’m still not sure whether it’s true or not. My name is Liu Zi’ang... I went out to drink with some friends on Saturdays and Sundays a few months ago... I started vomiting and dizzy within two months of returning home..."

Liu Ziang was introducing their situation along the way. I was a little helpless. I couldn't ask me anything seriously.

This person told everything directly.

After all, I am also a... fortune teller, so you don’t even need me to do the calculations?
No wonder fortune tellers tend to cheat money...

If he keeps talking, I will soon know all three generations of my ancestors.

There are six boys in total.

Two of the boys went to the hospital. After the diagnosis, the doctor was shocked. If they hadn't run so fast, they might have been detained for research.

Later, the two of them made an appointment with a private clinic to see if it was a misdiagnosis!

As a result, on the afternoon of the day when they had just made an appointment with the private clinic, two boys went crazy in the apartment.

He fell to the ground and convulsed with foam at the mouth. When he sat up, he kept banging his head against the wall. He was still talking nonsense, saying that he had to give birth to the child, otherwise he would die.

The last two boys' heads were cracked and they fell to the ground unconscious.

He was not rescued even though he was rescued.

It is said that the brain was knocked out.

Because they were both children of rich families with powerful people, they could not afford such a bizarre scandal, so the parents of those two families spent money to bury the matter.

The remaining four boys usually live in an apartment outside the school and never go home, so this matter has been hidden from their families.

I am now eight months pregnant...

Two months ago, he met an old man who met me at the morning market. The old man gave him a talisman and asked him to put it in the water and drink it when he went back. After drinking it, he had vomiting and diarrhea and almost died. .

I sat there and curled my lips, this old man is really harmful.

When people with immortals treat their illnesses, they are basically all diseases caused by deficiency, which is commonly known as being hit by evil spirits.

There aren't many people like my grandma who are good at treating deficiency symptoms and curing some illnesses.

Writing amulets is a Taoist skill that ordinary people cannot learn. Moreover, amulets are always carried close to the body or burned.

Drinking talisman water is really nonsense. Talisman papers are usually written with cinnabar, and special talisman papers also use many strange materials.

Not to mention whether Liu Zi'ang and others are suffering from a weak condition or are really sick, even those who are in good health may suffer from stomach upset after drinking the Talisman Paper.

Not to mention Liu Ziang, a weak and pot-bellied boy.

After driving for half an hour, we finally arrived at a university on the outskirts of the city. The university looked very serious and impressive, and could even compete with the imperial palace.

It is estimated that the children who go to school there are either rich or noble.

(End of this chapter)