I became famous by doing things.

Chapter 25 25. The love boat will turn sour.

"I still remember one time when a guy went to your grandma's martial arts hall, and ended up losing his life. He said that he first competed with the iron chain and the oil pan, but couldn't decide the winner, and finally competed with the iron swallowing competition. The ball. The opponent's fairy was just a newly cultivated fox fairy, and his head was burned directly by the iron ball. But this was all before your grandma got married. After getting married...especially after your grandma gave birth to your father. , and then your grandfather also disappeared. It was probably the Wen Tang that was changed at that time. According to my aunt, your grandma was like a little pepper before marriage, and more like a hibiscus flower after marriage. "

After Dagu finished speaking, he paused for a moment, his expression a little strange.

"Your father has been naughty since he was a child. He got into a lot of trouble at that time, but he was smarter than ever. After graduating from junior high school, he started driving a truck and selling the mountain products in the village. Later he met your mother. When you were born... It's scary. There is a thousand-year-old pine tree in the village. It has been cultivated into essence. It was split in half by lightning. I don't know exactly what happened. I still have to ask your grandma when I go back. Basically, what my aunt said is the same. It's your grandma's story before marriage. After marriage and your father... it seems like a dry well, unable to make waves anymore. However, it doesn't matter to the Immortal Family in front of the hall. There are secrets in bumpy days, and cultivation can be achieved in ordinary days. Good."

I nodded, and I wanted to ask my grandma about the past when I had time.

I suddenly remembered what the old man sang...

"Dago, what is the old man singing? Occasionally I have heard Uncle Zhang singing a divine tune, but it's not like this."

Grandma would usually only ask Uncle Zhang from the entrance of the village to sing a special tune when there was an important event.

Uncle Zhang has the Wenwang drum in his left hand and the magic whip in his right hand.

King Wen's drum is usually a donkey skin curtain with eight strings inside, four facing north to secure the world, four facing south to stabilize the country, and a string of copper coins on it.

There are colorful ribbons tied on the whip.

The lyrics are sonorous and powerful.

I really like it every time I listen to it, and the lyrics are different every time, which is very interesting.

I remember an old man once had his head broken by his wife, and she made up some lyrics and complained about it.

The immortal family must have pitied me when they saw how disfigured I was. The pitiful handsome old man married an evil woman. His bitter tears could make him talk from east to west. The Tang monk rode a white horse to learn Buddhist scriptures. The old man spent his days fearing his fierce wife and gained experience and calamity 81 , old man, I will soon be destined to return to the west.

When the Xian family came out, they looked at him with sympathy.

The old man from the morning market sang something a little strange. He hummed and hawed in a way that gave people a headache, as if he was tone-deaf.

"You don't understand. How can an orthodox disciple be the same as one who only has a Baojiaxian? Just like your grandma's cousin. When he usually only sees a doctor, the resident Baixian can do it. Naturally, there is no need to sing. God's tune. But when something really big happens, you have to ask the gods to help. Your grandma is still the only one. When you want to set up a palace to break through the barriers, you need both the great god and the god to come."

Chang Jiuye heard Da Gu say this and snorted:

"Child of the Huang family, what do you know after you have only lived for so many years? It was a shamanic ceremony. In the earliest days, people respected us very much. Every time we prayed for the gods, they would sing a divine tune to invite the gods. We also love Listening to this, I am willing to help with the work when singing. Nowadays, there are not many cousins ​​like yours who get along with the Xian family like friends."

"Listening to what you said, I probably simplified it bit by bit as I got older. Originally, I still had to wear sacrificial attire. It would take a day or two at most, or half a day at the least. By then it would be at least Singing to me for an hour, listening to that serious tune, and then seeing that old man humming randomly, it is really killing me, Master Jiu. When you set up a court, you have to find two serious assistants, otherwise..."

After hearing this, Da Gu immediately said:
"Don't worry, my hometown has two serious and polite soldiers who will ensure that there will be no trouble. The tone will definitely satisfy you. Their children and grandchildren will do this too, so it will be the same in the future."

After having a full meal, Master Jiu was basking in the sun in the large basin on the balcony, humming an unknown tune, reflecting the vicissitudes of life.

Dagu was watching a TV series on the sofa, fascinated by the episode where the concubine reported on Concubine Xi's affair.

I entered a meditative state to consolidate my cultivation.

Speechless for a day.

After waking up the next day, I went to the morning market again, and this time I sat behind the grocery shopping aunt. After a while, the fat woman from yesterday came to me with two bottles of good wine. "Bai Daxian! Thanks to you! I finally caught my old man in action! He and that vixen were in the office, disheveled, and I didn't say anything, so I recorded a video on the spot. Hmph...these two bastards, No one should think twice, this is my gift to you, and I want to ask you today to see how I should deal with this matter in the future. This is 500 yuan, just treat it as my filial piety to you!"

good wine?

Ever since I hurt Dagu like that, I decided in my heart that I would never drink again.

But Chang Jiuye definitely likes to drink, and Dagu might be able to have a few sips as well.

It's okay to accept them and honor them.

"Okay. I'll give you today's hexagram, so I can go back and rest early. As for the 500 yuan, forget it. I already charged you 500 yuan before, and these two bottles of liquor don't look cheap."

Putting the two bottles of wine aside, Master Chang Jiu happily took advantage of my vagina.

I can feel that Mr. Chang Jiu is happy in his heart, probably because of these two bottles of wine.

After watching many clips, I felt a bit headache. After setting up a fortune-telling stall for half a month, most of the people who came to tell fortunes were about emotional disputes. There were also two people who told fortunes, but after it was over, they all planned to go to the temple to pray. bye.

The temples are full of people seeking wealth, and the fortune-telling stalls are full of mistresses.

"You can have a good talk after you go back. After all, at your age, sometimes electrical appliances are broken and you don't have to replace them. They can also be repaired. Don't separate two people at night. Even if they have separate beds, they are in the same room. If you don't sleep together in love, sooner or later It needs to be faded. Also, the nanny can also be changed, this is a bit lazy."

In fact, I don’t know what will happen if these two people get together again. I just saw a woman having a heart attack at night with no one around her.

There was some noise, but the nanny didn't get up after hearing it.

This woman died like this.

If the nanny could find out right away, this probably wouldn't be the outcome.

The man found out later that he was in great pain, and he never contacted the coquettish woman again, so he lived alone all his life, and finally died in the hospital.

The child also felt alienated from his father because of this incident and stopped communicating with him.

Not to mention anything else, if two people don't divorce, at least there will be someone next to the bed, and a diligent nanny can find the problem immediately. I can't control whether they are in love or not, and I don't understand...

But lives matter.

Furthermore, why do so many old fortune tellers groan and groan?

That's because often what you predict is the secret of heaven, also called the weight of fate.

Some people, even if they are billionaires, their actions cannot change the world.

But some people, just ordinary people, can cause earthquakes just like fluttering butterflies.

However, Chuma Xian's way of seeing things is different from Taoist divination.

(End of this chapter)