I became famous by doing things.

Chapter 23 23. The tone-deaf please ask God to tune it out

I took out my mobile phone and logged into the chat software I usually used. When I saw the message from my roommate, I was afraid that something would happen to me. I just replied that something happened at home and I deleted the chat software after I couldn't continue studying for the past two years.

Since you can't go back, cut off all possibilities of contact.

There will always be strange things happening around me. Otherwise, if something happens to my roommate, or if I run away with my brain knocked out, my life will be at risk.

In the next few days, I went out for a walk every day and went to the scenic spots to see if there was any suitable place for Jiuye Dagu to practice. As a result, the scenic spots were basically developed...

It looks lush and green, but in fact there is no aura at all.

All the spiritual things were almost destroyed, and it was not as comfortable as living in an apartment.

Then it was about finding a place where I could work. After visiting several places, I finally settled on a spot at a morning market to set up a stall and tell fortunes.

The booth is very simple, just a chair and a piece of paper.

On the paper is written one hexagram per day, and you can pay the bills according to the circumstances.

In fact, I don’t need to be in such a hurry to work. 10 yuan is already a lot of money for me. According to my own living habits, I can spend 2000 yuan a month.

24 months is more than 4 yuan, 5 yuan.

Then take out some to buy skin care products for grandma, add some offerings to grandma's cousin, and buy some food and drink for Jiuye Dagu.

There are still tens of thousands left, and I can take it back to grandma and be done with it.

But if I don't do anything when I come to Weining City, it seems that I can't accumulate merit. According to the ancestor of the Huang family, as long as I accumulate merit, I have a chance to change Dagu back to his original appearance.

Doing charity work or volunteering in a welfare home can naturally accumulate merit, but it is too slow to accumulate praise for that kind of merit.

If we want to talk about speed, this is still the fastest.

In the first three or four days, people would come every day, and I would get two or three yuan each time. I was not too little, so I bought some sunglasses to wear, so that Master Jiu could start seeing things as soon as he put them on.

Seeing things is not the point. The point is to slowly figure out what Di Ma's methods are like under Dagu's guidance.

There were still scattered pictures at the beginning, but by the beginning of the third day, I could easily grasp the essentials.

Every time after talking about everything in detail, I pack my things and go home.

Just one hexagram a day.

On the fifth day, the money given by people who came to see what was going on was basically about ten yuan.

On the tenth day, it was already a 50 yuan bill.
On the 15th, the tickets were already popular, and there was obviously a queue.

Every time I calculate a hexagram, it's not that I don't want to do more calculations, but Master Jiu can only calculate one hexagram, and my body can only bear this hexagram.

If you count too much, you will be counterattacked.

And every time after finishing the calculation, I can feel that my body is slowly changing. For example, my tacit understanding with Master Jiu is better, and my perception of the Immortal Family is better than before.

This should be what our ancestors meant by accumulating merit.

"You have to find the reason for this from your husband. You should make some food for lunch and deliver it. You should be able to encounter something. Don't let the news out in advance. Also, if you encounter something, don't cry and make a fuss. , this is not good for you and your husband, you have to be low-key in everything you do, the more low-key the better."

"Thank you! Bai Daxian! Thank you! I will prepare lunch when I get back soon and send it to him!"

A somewhat bloated middle-aged woman put down a hundred-dollar bill and left. The customer next to me who wanted to settle the bill told me to refuse.

"I only have one hexagram a day, and one more hexagram won't count. This is my rule."

Some of the people who come here to tell fortunes are just following the crowd, and they dispersed when they heard what I said.

When I was thinking about buying something for the tooth festival later, I saw an old man with a fairy walking towards me.

He has white hair, one big eye and one small one, and a cold and stern face. Just by looking at his face, you can tell that he is not a good person.

"Are you the white half-immortal they talk about? You're just a little girl! Do you dare to call yourself an immortal? How dare you, little brat?"

I didn't say anything, just prepared to pack up and leave. I had done some digging before, and there was no fortune-telling business within five kilometers of here.

Setting up a stall here should have never blocked anyone's way of making money.

Just as he was about to pick up the fortune-telling paper, the man stepped on his hand.

Almost in the next second, my body was occupied by Master Chang Jiu. He raised his hand and threw the man two meters away.

"Boy, get out of here."

Chang Jiuye's rage affected me, and I could even feel my veins popping up. If murder was not illegal, this man's neck would have been broken by Chang Jiuye.

The old man was carrying the Immortal Python, and he was so frightened by Master Chang Jiu that he shrank back without even daring to show his head.

When I regained consciousness, I knew that my entire body was being taken over. It was a wonderful feeling.

It's like drinking and breaking a movie. There are blurry fragments in my mind, and I am like a God's perspective.

But the feeling of rage is extremely clear.

Although Chang Jiuye degenerated from a flying snake into a snake, he was still a snake fairy who had lived for tens of thousands of years. Looking up again, the old man climbed up from the ground, turned around and hunched over, as if he was talking to his fairy family. Talking about something...

Mangxian was very embarrassed, but finally nodded in agreement.

The old man got the answer, gritted his teeth, turned around and looked at me and said:
"I'm Liu Daxing, the fifth generation of the Liu family! Today I'm going to tell you what to do!"

After Liu Daxing said this, he started shaking his head and singing...

"At the moment when the world was created, the fruits of my merits are with me and I am an immortal! Among the six paths of reincarnation and the five elements, the enlightenment of the immortal family is in it. Someone has guessed that in it, the true meaning of the Tang Dynasty is all in return. Strike my gong and lead my horse Son, I’m not afraid of the immortal family’s body protection anymore! I’m not afraid anymore! Come on, come on, come on~”

I was sitting there a little embarrassed, come on, come on?where to?
What are you going to do?What is this song about?
"This old man is of the old school. He has to sing lyrics on his upper body, and probably has his whole body tied up. There are no oil pan iron chains here..."

"Go to hell, Master Jiu's ears hurt from talking about it, get out of here."

Before Da Gu finished speaking, Master Jiu directly took over my orifice, raised his hand and knocked the old man upside down, and then cursed in a low voice:
"Don't bring bad luck to me, otherwise you and the little worm behind you will die together."

The old man sat on the ground, covering his butt, and was frightened...

That expression clearly showed that something was wrong.

Normally, in Pan Tao, you have to sing a section and then ask for the iron chain...

Why did he get beaten when he was so good?And he still does it all over his body, which is incredible.

"You...you...don't understand etiquette! Get in chains!"

After the old man finished speaking, two boys ran out immediately, wearing red sportswear. One held a charcoal brazier in his hand, and the other held a large iron chain.

After I regained consciousness and saw the posture in front of me, I felt my head hurt. Who would want to cross paths with you in broad daylight, and the crossings are usually at the entrance of the hall. Who is crossing the street in the morning market?
Aren't you afraid of being arrested by the management?

This is the age of science and technology, we must believe in science!
The old man saw that I still had a crazy expression on my face, and felt really shameless, so he shouted loudly:
"Little girl! If you dare to argue with me, let's compete today. If you don't want to, get out of here quickly!"

I looked at the vegetable seller next to me and said:
"Auntie, who is this lunatic? When did I offend him?"

The aunt was startled by my posture just now, and saw that the old man had brought helpers. She was afraid that I would be defeated, so she quickly whispered:
"This is the fortune teller in the morning market. It seems that he got into trouble and hid for two months. He probably came out to grab the place because he was so greedy for you. Girl, otherwise you should leave quickly. These three grown men... you How can we fight this?"

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