Physics exorcises ghosts, the real daughter never looks back to see the explosion

Chapter 21: Go against the madam and everything goes flying

A man like Wang can be eaten by this man. What a great merit it is!
For no reason, the hearse driver felt endless admiration for Zhen Chiyu.

Let’s just say that since the Wang family has a big business, they should be able to support a wife, right?So it doesn’t hurt if he makes the fare more expensive?

So, the hearse driver respectfully handed over the fare menu. One eye for five kilometers, one nose for eight kilometers, and one thick lip for ten kilometers. As for the distance of more than ten kilometers, it will cost more. , at least one arm and one leg, and he immediately studied the breakfast, lunch and dinner recipes in an orderly manner.

Emma, ​​you eat very well!This meal is much more nutritious than what her husband eats.

"How do you two plan to pay the fare?"

Tan Shugui crossed his arms and said nonchalantly, "Look at what I do, I'm just a freeloader."

"Isn't it a bit too much for you, a grown man, to ask a woman to take out her wallet?" The hearse driver couldn't stand it any longer and couldn't help but mocked.

As everyone knows, instead of being humiliated, Tan Shugui came up with a question from his soul, "Do you think she looks like a normal woman?"

Besides, she is his eldest sister-in-law. People say that a eldest sister-in-law is like a mother. What's wrong with asking her to pay the fare?
"Go, go, go. A man who eats soft food is really unpopular." Zhen Chiyu rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"Huh!? Your husband is also a pretty boy! Why are you so partial?" Tan Shugui said unconvinced.

"Nonsense, one scalp of my husband is worth an acre of land, he is rich!"

As he spoke, Zhen Chiyu pulled out a handful of his hair, as if he didn't notice the hair twisting like a snake, and threw it to the hearse driver without caring.

"!!!"

Damn it, is this woman a devil?

what is this?

He had taken out the living intestines of human beings, but this handful of hair had never made him sick to the point of dizziness.

"What's wrong? Isn't the price enough?" Zhen Chiyu raised his eyebrows, invisibly releasing a strange sense of pressure.

In her heart, the items produced by her husband are much more rare than those produced by the system.

"Your hair is so..."

Before the hearse driver could finish speaking, Zhen Chiyu asked in a Northeastern Dabiao tone, "Want to dip it in the sauce?"

Based on the rules of monster attendance, the so-called sauce is definitely not Northeastern miso, and this hair is definitely not as simple as a green onion.

"No, it's okay. The price is too much, and it's enough for me." The hearse driver endured the humiliation. He was afraid that if he pushed any further, the proprietress's wife would pick up her high heels and dig into his internal organs like the base of his hearse. It's all gone.

Is this about money?No, this is Wang's family matter. As a driver for Wang, it is better for him to do more and talk less.

"Well, you can just drive away and let's go for a drive to relax."

"Okay! Sit down, boss lady, and let's get going." The hearse driver began to drive with his head down, still not daring to look into Zhen Chiyu's eyes.

As everyone knows, as soon as the hearse drifted away, countless eyeballs appeared on the walls on both sides of the cannibal corridor behind it. Each one was as bright and agile as a star, but they all had the same virtue, that is, they were filled with a sense of joy for surviving the disaster.

Good guy, they don't dare to open their eyes. How can these beautiful eyes be saved if they fall into Madam's hands?

Especially the terrifying tool in Madam's hand, which was specially designed to crack clam shells. In order to fool Madam, they had no choice but to cut off one of their own arms and knock away the bones accumulated over the years.At this time, he took out Jiang Qingtian's beautiful head. He originally planned to keep it in his hands to play with the ball, but now that there are no hand bones, they can't play with it anymore!
This guy sneaked into Wang's wedding room and mixed ingredients into the bathing suit that Wang personally gave to his wife. That was Xiaohong's saliva. If she really succeeded, the wife's hair would fall out. Empty.

Since getting married, Wang has learned something. Women love their plump and fluffy hair. If anyone wants to make his wife feel uncomfortable, he will send her to hell.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu by she her face Children, we cried tears all over the place again.

We don't know how she can cry so well. We have so many eyes, but she has never shed a tear. The main thing is a strong and fierce push.

"The aura is not harmonious. Does she think she is Little Dragon Girl? Are her eyes like those of the East China Sea? I can't stand her. She looks too bitchy. Throw it away!"

"No, we can't keep her anymore. Let driver Xiao Wang use something as parking fee!"

"Hey, I agree!"

"I vote with my hands and feet, and it's still the old rule, the minority obeys the majority."

"Forget it, talking about arms and legs makes me sad."

"Hey, I covered it with rocks and hid one." The youngest eyeball blinked furtively, stretched out its bone hand and shot out of Yan Jingjing's head.

"Go away!"

"Yo yo yo, it has to be you, boy, what a good shot!"

I saw Jiang Qingtian's head rolling and finally stopped on the side of the road. At this moment, driver Xiao Wang wanted to show off his driving skills and deliberately drifted the hearse.

"Crack!"

With just one click of the accelerator, a large amount of black gas was emitted, all of which hit Jiang Qingtian's head. It was like smoking a duck. In the blink of an eye, Jiang Qingtian was smoked black.

At this time, Zhen Chiyu put on high heels and got out of the car gracefully. Unexpectedly, as soon as he landed, he heard another familiar "click" sound, and the brutal high-heeled shoes were worn from top to bottom like a tear. It penetrated Jiang Qingtian's head.

Um?What the hell?

"Ah!" When Jiang Qingtian saw that it was Zhen Chiyu, this damn bitch, she groaned before she died, with a scolding look on her face. There was so much resentment in her eyes, but she wanted to kill him. People's eyes cannot be hidden.

Zhen Chiyu was very dissatisfied with such malicious dead heads. She was so disgusted that she didn't say anything. She just threw out her phantom limb and tail, picked up the head, and made a three-step layup. .

"Whoosh-"

At this time, the eyes of the people in the cannibal corridor were all tightly closed, and they were completely deaf to what was going on outside the window. They only read the books of sages!
However, the bad thing is that the silly girl next door is Cyclops. She was suddenly hit on the head by a head falling from the sky. She stared at Barbie eyes as big as calves and held Yan Jingjing's head in her hands. She was so happy.

The Cyclops ran over happily with small steps, scratched the wall of the cannibal corridor, pinched a sexy orchid finger, and said pretentiously, "Brothers 666, who said there won't be pie in the sky? Look at it. , you should open your eyes and look at others, they know you are awake!"

Zhen Chiyu looked over faintly, and said with a sneer, "It turns out they are all liars, and there are 660 six eyes hidden here!"

"!!!"

Damn it, even the quantity has been memorized by the madam. I’m afraid not even an eyeball can escape the clutches of the madam.

(End of this chapter)