After landing in the underworld, everyone watched the live broadcast in the underworld

Chapter 33 My own thoughts (three in one)

Under the yellow sand in the sky, the eyes were covered with a layer of khaki, and the sight was blocked, but the silver figure was like a silvery white light.

Between the yellow sand and the sky and the earth, it is like a gorgeous and dreamy Tyndall effect.

Yu Lei was as calm as water, and a pure white light suddenly condensed in his hand, just like the indestructible sword energy of the righteous elder brother sweeping across the nine states in the novel about cultivating immortals.

The sword energy gradually condensed into a solid substance, and then suddenly slashed downward——

"what--"

I only heard a blood-curdling scream. It was just for a moment. The ground shook. When Yuan Xi opened her eyes again, the yellow sand in the sky dispersed. A long sword was stuck in the body of the Drought Demon Girl, as if it had fallen. It fell straight down like a kite.

As she descended, there was some moisture in the air from the drought.

The sea surface rises, the tide comes, the seagulls move from death to rebirth, the originally scattered bushes come back to life, and new flowers grow. A butterfly flies out of nowhere and gently lands on the dewy petals. , fluttered its wings.

The Hanbao Girl knelt on the ground, and a sword penetrated her chest, nailing down her arrogance and madness just now.

Her lowered head was facing the direction of Yu Lei and Emperor Fengdu, as if repenting and atoning for sin.

Yuan Xi saw Yu Lei's seemingly thin figure. His long silver hair was blown up gently by the sea breeze, as if it was no different from the thrilling one just now.

"You can't beat me." Yuan Xi heard Yu Lei chuckle softly, "It's better to confess your sin as early as possible. This time I will take you to hell to receive the punishment myself."

Han Bao Nu was completely discouraged. After 3000 years, she still couldn't defeat Yu Lei, let alone Emperor Fengdu.

But she was still unwilling to give in. She recalled that 3000 years ago, in the sea of ​​​​blood and corpses, Emperor Fengdu's originally calm eyes looked at her, and he was a little distracted for a moment.

That is the supreme god in the underworld, one of the ancient gods of chaos with powerful magic. He controls the underworld, and his cold black eyes have seen thousands of years of life and death, good and evil, joy and sorrow, which should be something that no one can desecrate. , worshiped by all ghosts, a god who is aloof and does not disturb the dust.

God is a cold machine, and everything in the world is as dull as ants.

So, when those beautiful eyes fall on you, who can refuse?Even if he was absent-minded for only a moment, it was enough to make ghosts fly to the flames, just because those eyes belonged to her for a long time.

Hanba thought she was different. Even when she later found out that Emperor Fengdu treated her just like other ghosts, and there was no difference, she also wrote a sad story for herself in her mind that she wanted to get close but did not dare to get close due to the rules of heaven and earth. Sadomasochism plot.

Yu Lei turned to say goodbye to Emperor Fengdu and said, "Now that the matter has been settled, I will take her down."

He was about to take out the soul-binding chain wrapped around his wrist, when suddenly, the soft and dry sand was wet with tears.

"So why did you look at me like that at that time?" Han Bao's voice was whimpering, as if he was extremely sad, but he was desperately trying to find a result.

Under the camera of the live broadcast room, hundreds of thousands of viewers also heard this weak and pleading question.

[Sang Sang is fate: I suddenly felt that she was quite pitiful.She always felt that she and Emperor Fengdu were in love with each other, just like Bai Wuchang said, and now she learned the cruel truth... Well, just like me, I often fantasize about the male god falling in love with me, and I hope that this will happen. Everything becomes reality...]

[Chun March: What is there to sympathize with her?I just did a search on Baidu. 3000 years ago, drought demons appeared in the north. There was no rain for many years, and countless people died of hunger. People changed their sons to eat.If everything in this live broadcast room is true, then she is now escaping to the human world because of a little affair. Didn't you see just now that the riverbed of the sea was exposed? How many innocent lives will she kill if she escapes to the human world? !How can she be pitiful? When the time comes, she will be pitiful in the human world! 】

[I am a love brain: What did Hanba do wrong again?If Emperor Fengdu had made it clear to her from the beginning, she wouldn't be like this anymore, and she would be the most pitiable! 】

……

The barrage was noisy and noisy. Yuan Xi couldn't help but have a headache when she saw the audience getting into a fight.

Emperor Fengdu's expression did not change, and there was nothing strange on his face. In front of him, all living beings were the same.

"I have already said that you look very much like an old friend of mine."

It's just that he doesn't even know who the old friend is. He just feels a sense of familiarity when he sees Han Bao's face.

Emperor Fengdu frowned and continued, "Besides, I made it clear to you at the time that I had never had anything to do with you. Due to my negligence, I have punished myself and the gods for thirty years."

Divine punishment is on top of the ordinary punishments of thunder and hell. Yuan Xi has read the relevant records of the underworld. Usually, gods who make big mistakes will be punished in this way. It is said that at that time, a certain god caused a monster to cause disaster due to his negligence. In the human world, he caused the death of 200 people in the human world, and he was only punished with ten lashes, and he almost lost his immortal bones and immortal life because of it.Emperor Fengdu punished himself thirty times, which can be said to be the most strict of all.

It seemed that Emperor Fengdu had strong self-management ability. Yuan Xi couldn't help but think of the emoticon of the dog holding a rope in its mouth, and almost laughed inappropriately.

Hanbao stopped talking.

Ultimately, it was her fault.

Emperor Fengdu never said that. Later, he checked the list of people who died of drought and found that the Drought Demon had stolen the face of a certain girl and installed it on his body. He did not deliberately go to where the girl was reincarnated. Look for.

Han Ba's crime was extremely heinous. If Emperor Fengdu hadn't used his divine power to protect this area this time, Han Ba's anger just now would have been enough to cause a sudden drought in a thousand miles around this place, and countless people would have died as a result.

Yu Lei wore that faint smile from beginning to end. Seeing that Han Bao couldn't say anything anymore, he took her to the underworld.

Emperor Fengdu's umbrella moved slightly, and the divine protection here instantly dissipated.

"Let's go."

He looked at Yuan Xi who was thinking thoughtfully.

Just when he was about to leave with his umbrella in hand, Yuan Xi suddenly grabbed his sleeve.

Emperor Fengdu lowered his eyes and looked down.

Yuan Xi lowered her head, and the top of her silky hair looked very soft.

Yuan Xi gritted her teeth and finally asked the question she had never dared to ask.

"You said that when you saw Han Ba's face, you felt a sense of familiarity. What about me?" Yuan Xi covered her face, "She and I look very similar. It's because of this face that I became Underworld." Do you favor me as a reform officer?"

Her eyes seemed to contain a pool of autumn water, sparkling and moving.

"No." Emperor Fengdu said in a calm voice, "You were chosen by the Book of Life and Death, not me."

Yuan Xi shook her head, "I mean, coming to the underworld has taken good care of me."

"Is there any?" Emperor Fengdu raised his feet and walked forward without looking back, "Where did you hear about it?"

The scene changed. Yuan Xi blinked and found that he had returned to the desolate underworld. Emperor Fengdu had also returned to a black robe embroidered with complicated patterns.

Yuan Xi chased after him, "I thought of it myself."

The moment he returned to the underworld on New Year's Eve, the live broadcast room fell into darkness for a second.

The perspective changed, and the live broadcast room returned to the original first-person perspective of New Year's Eve, and the introduction of the live broadcast room also changed to, "Go straight to the construction of the underworld."

The barrage lamented the magic of the special effects in the live broadcast room. The powerful special effects artists were simply incompatible with the backwardness of the underworld!
[Ahhuhu: I remember!When the beauty outside the examination room became popular, I downloaded it specially, and now I’m going to find my old mobile phone to check it out! 】

This barrage was not conspicuous among the barrage that passed by, and it was quickly submerged.

sun room.

The girl searched for a long time before she found the long-saved video. The video was already five or six years ago. Although this beauty became popular at that time, she was too low-key and did not want to become an Internet celebrity. I mean, the person who took the secret video later deleted the video, and the incident was quickly forgotten by people like a crucian carp crossing a river.

In this society where information updates rapidly, not to mention that the video was five or six years old, most people will never remember the little beauty at that time.

But because she had saved it and studied it for a long time, she was very impressed.

The girl sat in the quiet utility room in the middle of the night. Her mobile phone had not been used for three or four years. Not only was it out of battery, but it also started up very slowly, like an old dog lingering for a long time before finally turning it on.

The girl was trembling nervously.

If she remembers it wrong, then the matter will be settled.

But if the little beauty at that time was really the anchor, what would be the result?What does this incident mean? Is that girl going into the entertainment industry to film a variety show, or... does the underworld really exist?
The girl's thoughts were confused.

The girl opened the album icon anxiously and excitedly, and it took a long time to find the video.

"Look what I found while waiting for the exam? Oh my God, I have never seen such a beautiful girl..."

With the noisy sound, on the screen, a girl wearing a green short skirt, holding a piece of paper in her hand, was reviewing seriously. She seemed to have noticed something. She raised her head from the tedious and complicated information. Look this way.

Her almond-shaped eyes are watery, smart and clear, and her flawless white jade face still has some youthful student spirit. She looks confused and confused, as if she realizes that someone else is looking at her. Her fair skin is filled with a hint of pink, and her eyes are gleaming. Turned his head again.

It was this look back and blushing that captivated thousands of netizens at that time. If the video had not been quickly deleted later, I am afraid that he would have become a phenomenal internet celebrity that year.

The more the girl looked at her, the paler her face became.

...The little beauty in the video looks exactly the same as the host of the underworld live broadcast room!Not only are those familiar eyes, but even the color of the clothes is exactly the same!
Did he enter the entertainment industry to get this job, or...

The girl didn't know what she thought of. She trembled all over, the hair on her arms stood up and goosebumps arose.

She thought for a moment, transferred the video from her old phone to her phone, and then opened the option to publish the video.

"Do you still remember that this little beauty was very popular back then? No one thought she looked very similar to the anchor of the Underworld Live Broadcast Room..."

Confirm the release, the video is released successfully.

The girl turned off her phone anxiously.

……

In the underworld, Yuan Xi crossed her arms and looked at the ghost in front of her, holding a flower in the corner of her mouth, blocking her at the door of the office.That ghost was the number 2 who was kicked off that day. He didn't know why he came to Yuan Xi's office in the program team. He imprisoned her between the wall and him very domineeringly, and even winked her a little.

"I knew that the reform officer would never forget me. I will always remember the first time you looked at me, so I decided to give you a chance to chase me."

The male ghost's voice is exactly the popular bubble sound, low and powerful, and it feels like you can start running just by pressing the accelerator.

Yuan Xi thought that the revenge of the new ghost would make the old ghosts either greasy or energetic. Unexpectedly, this ghost was not an act, but a real ghost!
"You want to give me a chance?"

Yuan Xi pointed at herself.

"Yes, although it's hard to believe it, because you stared at me for five minutes and 21 seconds, I am willing to give you this opportunity? How about, are you overjoyed? But, I won't be like that. I easily agreed to your request to marry me, you know, I have countless admirers in the underworld, I just gave you a chance."

The male ghost's eyes thought they were charming, but in fact they were so sunken that they almost cramped.

Damn it, he is so damn confident!

Yuan Xi patted off his trotters, glanced at him up and down, and said with disdain, even more confident than him, "Just you? I don't take you seriously at all."

"Sorry, you chased Peng Yuyan, Aaron Kwok and Andy Lau before you were alive, and later you chased Emperor Fengdu. You? You can't even compare to their toes. Where did you get the confidence?"

The male ghost froze.

If you chase it, you won’t get it!
Damn it, this damn woman is so damn confident!
The male ghost suddenly felt incomprehensible and felt ashamed!
"You, you are such a free-spirited woman, it's obvious that I don't like you! As a reform officer, I thought you were different from other female ghosts in Chao Qin Muchu, but I didn't expect you to be the same!"

Yuan Xi chuckled and emerged from his shackles like a slippery loach, "You are just a fool, and your whole family is a fool."

The male ghost was aroused and was about to explode.

Yuan Xi turned around, took a spell in her hand, turned around and threw it towards the male ghost.

Male ghost: "!"

The male ghost was stopped in place by Yuan Xi in the next second!Even Bidong’s movements maintain their original shape!
Yuan Xi clapped her hands and said, "Just in time, I'm learning how to use the magic formula these days. Just stay here. When the magic formula becomes invalid, it's time to leave."

Male ghost:!
He tried hard to struggle, but found that there was no possibility of struggling at all. The whole ghost could not move, only its eyes could move.

Yuanxi is leisurely and ready to leave.

Thanks to Hanba, she realized that she was still too weak. Originally she only wanted to be a civil servant, but she didn't expect that serving in the underworld would require the physical fitness of a military attaché.

After returning from the human world, she proposed to Emperor Fengdu how to use the learned techniques. Next time she encounters a ghost like Han Demon who directly kidnaps without reason, she will have some ability to protect herself.

Pu Xingui happened to hit the muzzle of the gun. Yuan Xi had just learned a little bit, so it was more than enough to deal with him.

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The second audition of the Modern Good Man 101 talent show has officially begun.

Yuan Xi sat at the main judges' table and looked at the male ghosts on the stage who were doing everything from playing, singing, singing and dancing, to cooking and security.I immediately felt extremely relieved that they were all a group of talented people!
Compared with the first round of auditions, this time there is one more condition, that is, in addition to highlighting their own specialties with their acting talents, the judges will also randomly select a question to ask the male ghosts.

The questions are all about the emergency response of good men. After all, the name of this program is "Modern Good Men". In order to fit the meaning of the question, Yuan Xi collected a thousand questions from the female ghosts and asked them randomly.

For male ghosts to pass this audition, the answer to this question will account for [-]%!

Ghosts gathered at the audition site, and the ghosts were very nervous!After three consecutive days of training, now, all the ghosts feel that they are not good male ghosts!
They are all very good and energetic!

They looked proud and confident, and walked calmly and calmly to the examination room... no, to the audition site!
Yuan Xi couldn't help but be inspired by the ghosts' confidence, and she pulled out a question from a stack of cards.

"Excuse me, because of your mistake, after you and your girlfriend quarreled, in the middle of the night, your girlfriend sent you a thousand-word essay, saying that although you were wrong, she was still willing to forgive you as long as you changed it. At this time, you choose ——”

"A. I don't know how to answer, so go to sleep first. B. You are too sleepy, so you say good night and go to sleep."

"C. You pointed out one of the typos and said that the word was written incorrectly. D. You felt it was too annoying and decided to break up!"

"There is not only one answer. Which one do you choose?"

The ghost on the stage smiled evilly, "I have been killing fish in RT-Mart for 30 years, and now my heart is clearer than the fish bones! This answer is obviously a point question, so I choose -"

"I choose C! If my girlfriend wrote the word wrong, doesn't it count as a mistake? Now we are both the ones who made the mistake, so it's all over!"

Yuan Xi said indifferently: "Wrong."

Audiences:"……"

[Yuyou Xiaolu: Are you really clear in your mind? No. 1, did you make a typo at this time?Why don't you compile the Xinhua Dictionary! 】

[I wish Xiaoyi is safe: Brother, your rank is still too low. Is there any correct answer here?Whichever you choose is wrong, don’t hesitate, coax, coax quickly!Apologize, admit your mistake!Otherwise, just wait and cry when your wife really runs away!Don’t ask me how I know, now I have been educated by my girlfriend to be a better man than a good man! 】

Yuan Xi asked the second question.

"Excuse me, you and your girlfriend are in a long-distance relationship. Even though your female colleague in the company knows this, she still calls you brother, touches you every day, and invites you to eat and drink alone and ride in your passenger seat. Do you agree?"

"A. Strictly refuse, I have a girlfriend and can withstand temptation!"

"B. Agree immediately. It's just a meal, a drink, and a ride. It's better if your girlfriend doesn't know!"

"C. Invite my girlfriend to play with me on the weekend. She is not breaking us up, she is joining us!"

"D. Hesitate before agreeing. After all, men should be reserved."

With the lessons learned from No. 1, No. 2 became much calmer. He looked at each option carefully and said firmly, "D, the teacher taught me a few days ago that men should be reserved too!"

Yuan Xi said indifferently: "Wrong."

The barrage was more serious than the male ghosts in the draft. They made their choices one by one and explained their reasons.

[Super cute little Tiantian: Hahaha, I’m so stupid, what are these options?Reserved but not completely reserved. 】

[Please be sensible: Hesitate first, then agree happily, and then ask her to keep it a secret and don’t let her girlfriend know! 】

[What is it called: The standard error answer above, don’t learn from it, thank you. 】

……

"The third question is, in the middle of the night, your girlfriend suddenly had a severe stomachache and asked you to help call an ambulance. At this time, it is the game promotion match between you and your good brothers. What should you choose?"

"A. The game and brothers are important. I want to play in the promotion tournament, and my girlfriend can also call an ambulance."

"B. I'm so confused. Let's finish this game first and then talk about it."

"C. My girlfriend is important. Turn off the game immediately and call an ambulance."

"D. Run away from home so that you don't have to call your girlfriend for help..."

No. 3 raised his hand and said, "No need to say anything."

Yuan Xi's eyes lit up and she learned to answer quickly!

No. 3 is a handsome guy with brown hair. He smiled slightly and said he was determined to win, "I don't even choose."

"First of all, I don't have a hobby of playing games. Secondly, if my girlfriend is abnormal, as the boyfriend I live with, I should be the first to notice it. And since I have a car, I will take her to the best hospital near home. Finally, if I have to play games, I will say sorry to my friends first, then call an ambulance, and I will take good care of my girlfriend during the process and give her the best and most secure experience. If my friend If they insist on stopping me at this time, then there is no need for them to exist."

Yuan Xi's eyes lit up, "Full marks!"

The eyes of the audience also lit up, and finally there was a correct answer!Moreover, this man’s appearance is really a plus!

No. 3 was unanimously approved and selected with high scores.

The ghosts in the audience are so jealous that they are gnashing their teeth. Damn it, it shows that you are a good man!Damn green tea!Look at the sword!I hate showing off like you the most!

With the lessons learned from No. 3, all the ghosts have come to their senses!
No wonder they couldn't pass, it turned out to be because they just chose the option and didn't have the freedom to play!So as long as they also play freely, they can pass with high scores!

No. 4 thought for a while, and came up with a great idea, and then stepped onto the stage with confidence.

With No. 4, Yuan Xi felt that these ghosts still had a bright future. She looked at No. [-] with a much kinder look, "Excuse me, in the company, you were betrayed by your close colleagues and scolded by your boss. You were in a very bad mood. After you got home, your wife asked you what was wrong with concern, so you chose—"

"A. Don't say anything, get sulky and get angry, and let her guess!"

"B. A manly man who does everything by himself, hangs himself at home and makes everyone regret it!"

"C. Tell your wife about the difficulties in the company. With your wife's guidance, you apologize to your boss and finally keep your job."

"D. What's so great about having a job? Resign and let your wife support you!"

No. 4 showed a mysterious smile, confident.

"I don't choose any of them. I don't know how to have a girlfriend at all! I don't want to go to work! I want to swim in Wangchuan. I want to be the most beautiful kid in Wangchuan. I have no colleagues, no boss, and no girlfriend. I am The best male ghost in the whole hell!"

Yuan Xi: "..."

Audiences:"……"

what?
Have you learned to draw inferences from one example?
(End of this chapter)