half-baked life

Chapter 91 You don’t love anyone, you only love yourself!

"Then...if you become an Internet celebrity, how many fans do you need to start making money? How do you make money?"

Zhang Jiefang didn't even lay the groundwork, and the second question was "unseen at the end of the picture."

Although she now earns a lot more than she did before, her burden is still very heavy and she has to find a way to "increase income". After all, "reducing expenditure" is useless.

Whether it's the mortgage loan or Tang Wenyuan's payment, it's only a lot more every month.

"There are actually quite a lot of ways to make money. Video traffic, commercial advertising, and live streaming can all make money. Generally speaking, when you have over [-] fans, you can make a little bit."

"How much does it cost?"

Zhang Jiefang was shocked. She has registered her account for more than half a year. Before, she only watched other people. In the past two or three weeks, she started to post some lip-syncing singing videos. So far, she has accumulated a little over a thousand fans.

Zhang Jiefang was quite satisfied at first, but according to Gu Xia's words, it was still too early to make money!
"Aunt Jiefang, are you in a hurry for money?"

"No...no." Zhang Jiefang, who was leaning over to talk to Gu Xia, sat back a little embarrassed.

"If you are in a hurry for money, I can help. Really, Aunt Jiefang, don't be polite to me." Gu Xia turned to look at Zhang Jiefang, her face was sincere, and it was not a pretentious politeness at first glance.

"Hey, I'm definitely not polite to you. We are a...a team, as Jiang He just said!"

Zhang Jiefang and Gu Xia had a careless look. She glanced nervously at Jiang Xiaoping next to her and found that Jiang Xiaoping was leaning against the car door with her eyes closed and concentrating. She had no intention of tearing her down, and she immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

When Jiang Xiaoping first knew that she was being "killed," he planned to lend her money and ask her to plug the hole in the loan first. "What you owe me is better than what you owe an outsider."

But Zhang Jiefang refused to take it, and Jiang Xiaoping was so angry that she scolded her for being stupid.

Zhang Jiefang is not stubborn, she is afraid of causing harm to Jiang Xiaoping.

During the time when she was first deceived, Zhang Jiefang would always think of the fortune teller she met when she went to the market with her parents when she was a child.

As soon as the gentleman touched her hand, he said that she was born to be poor and hardworking, "You, just live your life honestly and responsibly, and don't think about changing your life, otherwise not only will you suffer retribution, but you will also suffer consequences." The ‘noble person’ around you!”

Zhang Jiefang didn't believe it when she was young, but now she really believes it. She let "Boundless Sea and Sky" deceive her, isn't it because she is unwilling to accept her fate?
She didn't want or dare to borrow money.

As for retribution, she should suffer it by herself, and there is no reason for others to wipe her ass. If she is implicated in this again, then she will really have no shame in living.

Gu Xia was obviously not fooled by Zhang Jiefang. He wanted to persuade him a few more words, but Jiang He calmly tugged at his sleeves.

Gu Xia's words immediately turned around and asked about Zhang Jiefang's platform account, "I'll send it to the company's operations and ask them to help you see which direction has better chances."

"That's good. Thank you in advance, Boss Gu."

The two of them were chatting passionately. Jiang He glanced at her mother through the rearview mirror. Jiang Xiaoping did not pretend to be asleep, but just shook her head helplessly. Jiang He understood immediately and knew not to say anything more.

Jiang He parked the car and just moved the equipment out of the trunk when a white new energy vehicle with "Didi Chuxing" on it drove in from the entrance of the underground garage and parked just opposite them.

"Jiang He, you're here!" The driver happened to be Li Tao, "I was afraid that I would have to wait for you for a long time, so I hurriedly hurried and finally caught up."

Li Tao smiled and started chatting with Jiang He as soon as she got off the car.

Since the last meeting, the two have kept in touch. Jiang He went to the car repair shop recommended by Li Tao to replace the headlights. As expected, it only cost 300 yuan.

Later, when chatting, she learned that Li Tao's Spanish was good, and someone she knew happened to be looking for a Spanish translator. Jiang He helped to set up a connection. As a result, both parties were quite satisfied, and Jiang He was naturally happy.

While the two were talking, the door on the passenger side of the car opened, and Xiong Duoduo with twin tails jumped out of the car carrying a bulging schoolbag.

She shouted "Hello Auntie" to Jiang He openly, but she was in trouble when she saw Jiang Xiaoping and Zhang Jiefang.

"Just call 'grandma'!" Zhang Jiefang suggested carelessly.

"Grandma has white hair, but none of you have white hair. You are all aunties. Good aunties." Xiong Duoduo obviously has his own set of criteria for judging.

Being the same generation as her mother, Jiang Heting didn't care. After all, she was used to it. However, when the little girl saw Gu Xia, she opened her arms and shouted "Brother hug" to him.This operation really made Jiang He feel a little depressed. She couldn't help leaning back and glanced at the shadow on the car window. She was indeed older than Gu Xia, but it wasn't that bad, right?

"Time is not forgiving!" When Jiang Xiaoping saw this, instead of being comforted, she started to add fuel to the fire.

"Just say a few words." Jiang He pushed away her mother's arm on her shoulder in disgust and went to help Li Tao.

The trunk of Li Tao's car was actually full, including two loads of adult diapers, a 20-kilogram bag of rice, two large plastic bags of vegetables, and a foam box of cold fresh meat. She had obviously just completed a large-scale shopping trip. They have more bathing aids than Jiang He and others!

Several people carried the big bags and small items into the elevator as if they were moving. Even Xiong Duoduo carried a large bag of diapers, and the small elevator was filled to the brim. Luckily I'm not overweight.

"Old Xiong, Jiang He and the others are here!" Li Tao introduced to Xiong Yunhao who had been waiting in the living room as soon as he opened the door.

Speaking of which, this was also the first time Jiang He saw Xiong Yunhao. Last time, Xiong Yunhao had been writing scripts in the study, but Jiang He was stunned and didn't see him at all.

Xiong Yunhao looks very ordinary, with a typical face that is easy to forget at first glance. He is sitting in an electric wheelchair. Except that he looks a little thin, he is no different from ordinary people.

But this "ordinaryness" only lasted until he spoke.

Xiong Yunhao's control over his tongue was obviously no longer sufficient. He said the three words "Hello" very slowly, but it still sounded like glutinous rice dumplings stuck together. You need to concentrate and prick up your ears to hear him clearly. What exactly is.

Jiang He and the four of them immediately became nervous, fearing that they might accidentally overhear something and offend Xiong Yunhao.

"It's normal to have difficulty hearing. You are all new to this."

And Li Tao's slightly teasing words instantly dissipated the tension that even compressed the air, "I have been studying hard for more than two years, and I have just passed the 'Bear Language Level [-]'!"

"I'm level four!" Xiong Duoduo stretched out four fingers towards Gu Xia, and Beier shook her head proudly, not to mention how cute she was.

Helping Xiong Yunhao bathe was surprisingly simple.

Jiang He was worried that there would be mistakes, so he checked a lot of information. Worried that there were not enough domestic ones, he also searched for many foreign papers for research, and took her mother and Zhang Jiefang for emergency training for most of the day.

But now Jiang He felt from the bottom of his heart that it was a waste of money for Li Tao to find them. She only needed to buy an inflatable bathtub and then find someone to help lift Xiong Yunhao into the bathtub.

Her nursing skills were on par with Zhang Jiefang's, and her movements were professional and skillful. Jiang He and Jiang Xiaoping hardly got their hands wet. Gu Xia, because she was too idle, simply accompanied Xiong Duoduo to do the handiwork due tomorrow. Operation.

As time went by, Jiang He began to feel that they should give money to Xiong Yunhao and Li Tao.

After all, in the Elephant Theater, a one-and-a-half-hour talk show costs 89 per person. During the entire bathing process, Xiong Yunhao and Li Tao hardly had any time to speak, and they cooperated tacitly to perform a rare and hilarious performance. A wonderful two-person talk show.

Jiang He doesn't know much about the techniques of talk shows. After all, he hasn't seen much, but he also knows that the same script is performed by different people, and the degree of funnyness is completely different. This is inseparable from the rhythm, intonation and body movements. relation.

Xiong Yunhao is obviously very good at controlling rhythm and intonation, and Li Tao can completely make up for his unclear speech.

Jiang He suspected that the two had rehearsed specifically, and that Li Tao would deliberately make some mistakes in the process of translating "Xiong Yu", and those mistakes could make Xiong Yunhao's story more interesting.

After a bathing session, Jiang He and Zhang Jiefang laughed so much that they burst into tears. Jiang Xiaoping even said bluntly that they even had two more wrinkles.

"My book will be on the open mic next week. If you are interested, you can listen to it." Xiong Yunhao, who had finished assisting with the bath, sat on the sofa and invited.

"Jiang He and the others must be very busy, how can they have time!" Li Tao said while helping Xiong Yunhao apply body lotion, while refusing for Jiang He.

"It's next week, right? We'll definitely go."

Jiang He was not talking politely. She had also heard a talk show at the Elephant Theater before, and Lin Xiaoya took her there.

"To be honest, it was pretty average. I almost fell asleep while listening to it, but today you and Li Tao made me look at talk shows with new eyes. Thank you, Old Bear."

"My... honor." Xiong Yunhao finished speaking slowly, and then the corners of his mouth twitched convulsively twice.

Li Tao told Jiang He that this represented a brilliant laugh.

(End of this chapter)