half-baked life

Chapter 83 You have to give me another little red flower.
"...Why are you talking about those old millet and rotten sesame seeds again? I've been talking about this for 800 million times and I'm not tired of it!"

Liang Yinglong was lying on the door panel and eavesdropping. He hadn't slept at all and had been lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone!
He knows Leung Chun-ying's temper and temperament very well. He knows that his father will definitely take the opportunity to show off his temper, so he naturally hides away and does not touch the bad luck. If he comes out to clean up the mess, it will make his son more "effective" "Well!

But he really didn't expect that the young man who was almost as tall as a telephone pole actually comforted the old man, and the two of them had a lively conversation about carpentry work.

Liang Yinglong glanced at the time and felt that the bath was almost done, so he pretended to have just woken up and opened the door, only to hear the young man looking for trouble for him!
"Old man, when you are free, you can come to my place for guidance and be a consultant for us, okay?"

"Hey, young man, you're almost done. Stop teasing me about my dad."

Liang Yinglong didn't even wait for Liang Zhenying to speak, and took over the conversation on his own, "You are just talking here, turn around and slap your butt and leave. If my father takes it seriously, he will yell at me to go out every day." What should I do if I serve as a consultant?"

"Yes, you lied to me! I...I listen to Long, so I won't be your consultant!" Liang Zhenying believed [-]% of his son's words and immediately expressed his position.

"Mr. Liang, I am definitely not joking around. I really want to invite your father..."

As soon as Gu Xia started to speak in defense, he swallowed it down hard because Jiang He, who was trimming the old man's nails next to him, kicked his calf with his toes and shook his head at him.

Gu Xia knew that Jiang He didn't want him to cause trouble, but he really wanted the old man to help teach him and even teach him some old skills.

It was a matter of course, but Liang Yinglong suddenly interfered, and now it's completely out of the question.

The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became. However, Liang Zhenying seemed to be okay and kept talking about his past. Gu Xia responded incessantly, and his wandering eyes fell on Jiang He's hand involuntarily. .

Jiang He has very beautiful hands, which are as beautiful and slender as hers, with long nail beds, but without the crescent moon. She is currently holding the old man's left hand, which is full of wrinkles and spots, polishing the nails bit by bit.

She lowered her head slightly, and her neck bent downwards like an overwhelmed tender flower stem, which was completely pleasing to the eye.

Gu Xia was fascinated by what he saw. Others had not noticed how distracted he was at the moment. Mr. Liang, who had not heard a response for a while, became irritable first.

"You think I'm annoyed too, don't you? Let's go. Just like Feng'er, you all only care about my money!"

Liang Zhenying's temper exploded at the first moment. He yelled at Gu Xia loudly, completely losing the intimacy just now, and even tried to hit him with a prayer bead.

Liang Yinglong hurriedly came over to please him, first gave the old man a few words of pretentious advice, and then started to add fuel to the fire, telling Liang Yingfeng that "people's hearts are not enough, snakes swallow elephants," most of which were just his imagination.

"My sister, I am probably thinking about the house you live in now, and want to get it quickly so that my granddaughter can go to school!"

"I...what evil have I done? Raising such a rotten creature!"

Leung Chun-ying was so angry that he beat his thighs, and his eye sockets turned red. He was overly excited, coupled with the lack of regular diet during this period, and the 10 minutes of noisy bathing before, his already fragile stomach suddenly took revenge. .

First there was a series of loud farts as a prelude, and then there was a burst of out-of-control gurgling. Before anyone could react, the hot water in the bathtub became visibly mixed!
The five people were stunned, but no one was spared. They all stared at each other, and no one could hold on. They all ran outside, held on to the wall and started vomiting.

"...Have you been like this every time before?"

After all, it was the second round for Gu Xia. He was the first to recover and leaned on the opposite wall in embarrassment. He felt from the bottom of his heart that it was not easy for Jiang He and the others to earn 399.

Jiang He vomited so hard that her head almost hit the ground. She waved her hands feebly, wondering why she was so unlucky today.If this was the first time to help with bathing and encounter such a scene, it would be absolutely impossible for "Jieping to help with bathing" to be born. Let alone Zhang Jiefang being killed in a pig tray, even if she was "killed", it would be absolutely impossible!

"What on earth do you do? You made the corridor smell like death this morning, as if the septic tank exploded, and now it's here again?"

Jiang He was still thinking about what went wrong. Did he forget to read the almanac when he went out today, or did Mercury retrograde recently? The entrance door next door to Liang Zhenying's house was suddenly pushed open with too much force. The strong wind slapped Jiang He on the back of the head.

"What the hell... you... why are you still vomiting here? Do you have any moral integrity? This is a public place, not a public toilet!"

The man who spoke looked like he was about to retire. Although his hair was gray, he had a good figure. His dark red long-sleeved POLO shirt was neatly tucked into black suit pants, and he wore a thin dark gray sweater. If you stop there, you will have the proper temperament of a veteran cadre.

Jiang He straightened up with difficulty and wanted to explain, but when he opened his mouth, he couldn't help but vomit.

"You...there's nothing wrong with you, right?" The "veteran cadre" looked at them warily and nervously retreated to the door, as if he was about to touch his cell phone to call the police.

Upon seeing this, Gu Xia rushed over to stop him. He frowned and pursed his lips the whole time, with a foul face, and with his big figure, he looked like he was about to fight someone.

The "veteran cadre" trembled in fright, muttering something about a society governed by law, "There are... there are cameras in the corridors, I... I'm warning you not to mess around!"

"Uncle, don't get me wrong." Gu Xia smiled as brightly as a summer flower, and even the "veteran cadres" were stunned.

"We are the staff of Jieping Bath Assistance. We came here today to bathe Grandpa Liang next door to you. It was during this process... that something went wrong."

Gu Xia glanced at Liang Yinglong and found that he was vomiting and had no time to talk to her. He lowered his voice and whispered a few words to the "veteran cadre". "Don't worry, we'll clean it up right away."

"Veteran cadre" had just closed the door, and Liang Yinglong stood at the door and shouted, "Look what you did to my dad? Come back and clean up quickly... Dad, don't worry, I'll be here right away!"

After he finished speaking, he covered his mouth and slipped into the kitchen. Gu Xia was dumbfounded, "He... what is he doing? Who is he acting for?"

"Give it to the old man. Otherwise, why would the old man give him everything and listen to him?"

Jiang Xiaoping's face turned pale from vomiting. If it weren't for Zhang Jiefang's support, she wouldn't be able to stand at all. "He bought it twice last time, right? There is still one time. Return the money to him quickly. We can't afford to serve this kind of people." , even if you earn your life, you won’t spend it!”

Jiang He nodded like a fool, and even Zhang Jiefang, who had always been money-loving, rarely objected.

"You don't go in."

Jiang He originally wanted Gu Xia and her mother to stay outside. The Novice Village had not yet come out, and she encountered a boss with such a hell-level difficulty. She was worried about giving Gu Xia a psychological shadow.

"If I don't go in, how will you two carry the old man out? That guy will definitely not help."

Gu Xia wrinkled her nose in disgust and signaled to Liang Yinglong who was hiding in the kitchen, then looked down at Jiang He. He had already put on a mask, but one look at the curve of his eyebrows showed that he was smiling, "However, my help is not in vain. You have to give me another little red flower, okay?"

(End of this chapter)