half-baked life

Chapter 76 VVIP Fan Meeting

"Grandma, who do you think is here?" Half an hour later, Jiang He and Gu Xia made a grand appearance.

When Liang Xiujing, who had been waiting in the living room for a long time, saw Gu Xia, she immediately smiled so hard that she couldn't even see her eyes. With Zhang Jiefang's help, she stood up straight and stretched out her hands to Gu Xia from a distance.

Jiang He noticed that his grandma had obviously dressed up carefully. She wore a caramel-colored corduroy skirt with a light gray thick-thread sweater, and she also had a pearl-studded brooch that she couldn't bear to wear on weekdays.

Her hair was also combed smoothly and smoothly, and was pulled into a small bun on the back of her head. It was fixed by a large dark gray silk hair tie. The most exaggerated thing is that my grandma even wore lipstick!

Not to mention Gu Xia, even Jiang He saw Liang Xiujing like this for the first time in his life.

"How's it going? Not bad, right?" As a "stylist" Jiang Xiaoping proudly raised her eyebrows at Jiang He.

Jiang He curled his lips and leaned lazily on the dining table behind him. When he opened his mouth, the smell of vinegar was so strong that he almost fainted Jiang Xiaoping, "Grandma has never laughed like this with me!"

"...Can this be the same? My grandma is quite reserved, but if it were you meeting an idol, you still wouldn't be virtuous!" Jiang Xiaoping said mercilessly.

"Grandma, I'm Gu Xia. I heard from Jiang He that you often watch my live broadcasts. Thank you for your support!"

At first, Jiang He was worried that the atmosphere of this "meet-and-greet" would be a little awkward, so he was ready to be social. However, as an absolute E-person, Gu Xia and Lao'er quickly became passionate.

He is a person who "answers all requests". He shakes hands and hugs all the time, and is satisfied with taking photos and signing autographs. He even takes off his "body" leather jacket and performs a serious Urban Dance for his grandma, giving him the treatment of a VVIP fan meeting.

Jiang He always thought that Gu Xia could only do the "three-axe" of twisting his shoulders and moving his fingers in the short video, but he didn't expect that he was really good at dancing. His movements were clean, stretched, and rhythmic, and at the same time, his overall state was very relaxed. , the key is that when he is fully immersed in dancing, the management of his expressions has also relaxed a lot, and he no longer deliberately tries to please and act cool, and his appearance has naturally soared.

Not to mention Laoer and Zhang Jiefang who are fans, even Jiang Xiaoping whistled excitedly.

Jiang He sat far away at the dining table and watched them jumping and making a fuss, but he had no intention of participating in it.

Her limbs are often uncoordinated, and her hands and feet have poor coordination. For her, dancing has a difficulty coefficient of 9.99, which is as high as climbing to the sky.

But Gu Xia didn't care about this. He obviously couldn't tolerate someone being "alone" in his charming moment. He quickly came to Jiang He, completely ignoring Jiang He's refusal, and directly pulled the person into the middle of the living room.

At this time, Jiang Xiaoping had completely transformed into a Super Dancing Queen, and even Laoer and Zhang Jiefang were dancing energetically to the melody. Jiang He couldn't help but bite the bullet and awkwardly swayed his arms and body, as if his joints were rusty and swaying. An old robot with the same arms and legs.

"Jiang He, don't be nervous, relax!" Gu Xia, who was dancing freely, encouraged her loudly. Jiang He wanted to yell at him, "I can't help but be nervous!"

Just when she couldn't hold it any longer and was about to run away, the music finally stopped. Jiang He breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been granted amnesty, and hid aside dejectedly. His whole face was red and hot, and he wanted to have a glass of cold beer to calm down. .

Fortunately, my grandma's physical strength was not enough to sustain the second round of the demonic dance. She sat down panting, and started the elderly's unique chat mode of checking household registration.

Just when Jiang He was about to step forward to dissuade her, Gu Xia secretly waved her hand to express that she didn't mind.

"Well, I'm a local, and my parents are both engaged in small business... In May 97... Hehe, I'm not... not married, and I don't have a girlfriend... I have someone I like, but I can't see it. Fuck me.”

When Gu Xia said this, he deliberately raised his head and glanced at Jiang He.

"Can't you even look down on me? Whose little girl has eyes that reach to the top of her head!" Liang Xiujing felt very sorry for her idol.Jiang Xiaoping approached Jiang He with playful eyes and asked her what she thought. Jiang He shrugged. She didn't need to think about it. Whether it was now or three years ago, Gu Xia's pursuit was a conquest that a little kid couldn't let go of. If you want to cause trouble, "Just leave him alone and he'll be done with it. After a while, he'll get tired of it."

Liang Xiujing stopped mentioning Gu Xia's "sad thing" and turned to talk about other things. The two of them touched each other and stood shoulder to shoulder, looking like they had a deep love between ancestors and grandchildren.

"...Our boss Gu can still please the old lady!" Jiang Xiaoping looked at her coldly and couldn't help but sigh.

Jiang He was also quite surprised. After all, boys of Gu Xia's age didn't like to get along with old people.

Zhang Jiefang, who was busy in the kitchen, suddenly poked her head out and said, "Jiang He, Liang Yinglong finally got a message back, saying that there will be no problem at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning. It's still the same place."

"Okay, I understand." Jiang He replied.

Gu Xia's ears were pointed and she immediately looked at Jiang He eagerly. Jiang He made a sign of the cross to him.

Gu Xia, who had been chatting happily with Liang Xiujing just now, sighed angrily, and his whole body immediately withered. Liang Xiujing naturally noticed such a big change in mood.

"What's going on, Xiaoxia? If you have anything unhappy, tell me."

"It's...it's nothing. I've always wanted to go with Jiang He and my aunt to help the old man bathe, but Jiang He always refused to let me go. In fact, this is also my fault. I failed the practical examination."

"What kind of assessment? Don't let He'er fool you!" Liang Xiujing had no principles at all in front of her idol and couldn't even reason.

"Why aren't you allowed to go? Xiaoxia is fine. Grandma will make the decision for you. Go with them tomorrow and see who dares not to agree!"

After Liang Xiujing said it, she still had to force Jiang He to express his position on the spot. Jiang Hepi glanced at Gu Xia with a smile. Just now, he was hypocritically waiting for her here without any conditions!

"He'er, what are you doing? Are you trying to scare Xiao Xia in front of me? That's outrageous!" Liang Xiujing pretended to forget "He" when she saw "Xia" and turned her elbows outwards confidently.

"I can't even laugh!" Jiang He was about to explode with anger, but then she thought about it, it was not a problem to be so stiff, it would be better to send Gu Xia away earlier, so that it would be safer.

"You can go if you want, but this time you can't get started, you can only observe. Is that okay?"

"Of course, I will listen to you." Gu Xia nodded immediately.

Early the next morning, Jiang He and the others were packing up equipment when a low-key black nanny car slowly parked in front of the warehouse door.

As soon as the car door opened, Gu Xia, wearing a black baseball cap and a black lululemon men's jacket, jumped out of the car.

He is dressed in pure black, which looks casual, but is actually carefully matched. The combination of different materials is very layered. It is a high level that cannot be missed even when shooting outdoor sports advertisements.

Following closely behind was a filming team, one carrying a camera, another holding a SLR and GoPro, and a little girl who looked like an intern holding a light in one hand and a reflector in the other.

And this is not the most outrageous thing. When the makeup artist holding a powder puff and several makeup brushes approached Gu Xia and diligently applied oil to his nose to touch up makeup, the whole scene finally reached its peak. .

(End of this chapter)