half-baked life

Chapter 35: What future? There is no future at all!
"Oh, that sounds really scary. Is there nothing wrong?" Liang Xiujing, who was lying on the bed doing functional exercises, asked worriedly.

"No, I just happened to pass by and helped push it out... You continue to practice, there are still three gluteus maximus trainings to go... Hey, yes, that's it, tighten the muscles."

After Liang Xiujing finished practicing, Zhang Jiefang continued, "I heard from people in the community that the two of them had fallen once before. The old lady was fine, and the old man's head was broken on the steps and he needed two stitches. Well, I don’t have a long memory for this, so I really don’t know what I’m trying to do!”

Jiang Xiaoping and Zhang Jiefang were busy in the living room, while Jiang He followed Zhang Enmin into Qin Liuyan's room.

As soon as the door opened, Jiang He's eyes widened, because the room in front of him was completely different from an old man's room in the traditional sense. It was filled with pink.

The curtains are made of pink pleated cloth with semi-transparent gauze, the bedding is made of coral pink milk velvet, and even the anti-fall floor mats laid beside the bed are dark pink.

Jiang He immediately remembered that on New Year's Day, Jiang Xiaoping tried on a taro purple short down that she bought online. As soon as she put it on, it looked like a mouse wrapped in the sheets, at least two or three sizes too big.

Her mother wanted to return it, but when she looked at the order, she realized that it was already past the return period.

"Jie Fang, try it. You should be able to wear this size."

Upon hearing this, Zhang Jiefang waved her hands, "Should I wear it? How can I wear such a young color if I look so old? I definitely can't!"

"You try it first. If you don't try it, say no."

Jiang Xiaoping couldn't help but put the down jacket on her shoulders, and Liang Xiujing also persuaded her. Zhang Jiefang put it on slowly, but she kept mumbling words like "the old cucumber paints green."

"Isn't this good? Don't wear those black and blue ones every day. They look boring. You look much better in light and bright colors."

Jiang Xiaoping was telling the truth, but Zhang Jiefang looked awkward and nervous, and she didn't even dare to look at herself in the mirror.

"These clothes belong to you. Consider it a gift. Don't dislike it."

"No, no, if people see this, don't laugh at me to death!"

When Zhang Jiefang heard what her mother said, she quickly took off the down jacket. No matter how much her mother and her grandma tried to persuade her, the down jacket was still stuffed in the express carton!

Jiang He followed Grandpa Zhang inside and found two plush toys beside Grandma Qin's pillow. One of them was actually Lina Belle, and it was genuine!

Jiang He felt in his heart that if it weren't for the blue and white medical care bed with a strong presence in front of him, anyone would think it was a girl's room.

"Liu Yan, Jiang He and the others are here. They will be able to give you a bath soon."

Zhang Enmin held the guardrail with his hands, bent down with some difficulty, leaned into Grandma Qin's ear, and whispered to her.

"Hello, Grandma Qin, I am Jiang He!"

Jiang He greeted Qin Liuyan, who was looking haggard on the bed, a little cautiously.

Qin Liuyan's face had no expression and was very dull. She shook her head stiffly, her cloudy eyes slowly looked at Jiang He, then her lips opened and closed mechanically a few times, and she made two or three sounds for Jiang He to listen. A completely meaningless hoarse voice.

But Zhang Enmin understood. He looked at Jiang He with a smile, "Liu Yan said thank you for causing you trouble."

"No trouble, why bother? You already paid for it." Jiang He said jokingly, and then she took out a stack of A4 paper from her bag and handed it to Zhang Enmin. "Grandpa Zhang, this is the "Home Bath Assistance and Nursing Service Agreement". I have adjusted some details. You can take another look. If there is anything you feel is inappropriate, please tell me."

"Okay, let me take a look. You sit down for a while!" Zhang Enmin said, taking out his reading glasses from his pocket and putting them on, and sat on the chair next to the bed to read.

He not only read it himself, but also read out the parts he felt were important to Grandma Qin from time to time, as if he was asking for her opinion.

"This agreement is divided into three parts. The first part is the service content and fees for home bathing assistance. I referred to the charging standards of some nursing homes and adjusted the fees to 399 yuan per time."

On the afternoon of the third day after she agreed to give Grandma Qin a bath, Jiang He came up with the first draft of the agreement. She handed the tablet to Zhang Jiefang and asked her to read it and explain it herself.

"The second part is the vital sign measurement table. Grandma Qin's basic data such as body temperature, blood pressure, heart rate and blood oxygen saturation will need to be measured before and after bathing. If any item does not meet the standard, it will not be allowed." Perform assisted bathing. The last part is the release agreement."

Jiang He sat cross-legged on the sofa, using the end of the stylus to poke the dimple on his cheek, "In addition, from the initial preparation to the formal bathing, to the final storage and organization, each of us is responsible for the specific steps. I also briefly sorted out the parts and precautions, and attached them at the end... That’s all I thought of for the time being, can you two see if there’s anything else missing?”

Jiang He really has no experience in giving baths to paralyzed elderly people, but he is very good at planning and executing activities.

She thought hard for a long time, and finally decided to treat Grandma Qin's bath as a small event that could not be missed. She wished that every detail was carefully considered and polished without a single flaw.

Zhang Jiefang lowered her head and looked through the entire set of execution plans in front of her. Every time she turned a page, her mouth opened a little wider, and her eyes looking at Jiang He naturally became more and more admiring.

In fact, she has never quite understood what Jiang He does. In her opinion, the work of typing on the computer is very different.

Jiang Xiaoping said that she was engaged in branding, "that is, helping people with advertising, the most publicized things." But she could earn hundreds of thousands a year by helping people with advertising?Zhang Jiefang always feels that things are not that simple.

But now Zhang Jiefang finally understands that Jiang He can "make something out of nothing". This is indeed his true ability!
"In addition to these, there is actually a more difficult problem. I originally wanted to finish the bath on the bed without moving Grandma Qin as much as possible. But I met Grandpa Zhang during the day, and Grandpa Zhang said that the bed might not be big enough. Grandma Qin doesn’t want to take a bath on the bed.”

Jiang He quickly turned the stylus, "In this case, we can only transfer Grandma Qin from the bed to the bathtub like a bath for grandma. Aunt Jiefang, you definitely know how to lift the paralyzed old man from the wheelchair. Bar?"

"Ah? Ah, I know." Zhang Jiefang didn't expect Jiang He to ask her suddenly, so she put down her tablet nervously.

"Just... it's best to work together. One person holds the armpits, the other hugs the knees and calves, and then both of them exert force together. This will be safer."

Jiang He looked at Zhang Jiefang's non-physical display and nodded thoughtfully, "Okay, let's practice together then. Now let's practice."

"How to practice?" Zhang Jiefang's mind was a little confused.

"Isn't there a ready-made living person?" Jiang He smiled and approached Jiang Xiaoping, "Mom, can you 'temporarily paralyze' me?"

Jiang Xiaoping was carried back and forth more than 20 times by the two people that day, until her waist was weak, and Jiang He could barely feel it.

"Practice again tomorrow." Jiang He collapsed on the ground panting, feeling that it was necessary for him to go to the gym and hit the iron.

After all, Jiang Xiaoping only weighs about [-] pounds, and it is so difficult for her to carry it. If she meets an older person who weighs more in the future, it will be...

"STOP!" Jiang He urgently stopped his thoughts like a wild horse running wild.

What is "the future"? There is no "the future" at all!
(End of this chapter)