half-baked life

Chapter 31 I plan to dye He’er’s hair.

"You two have bought so many old ones every time. How much can I eat as an old woman? How much can we eat together? If you leave it alone if you can't eat it, it will spoil. Xiao Zhang can just take some."

Liang Xiujing said plausibly, "In addition, she doesn't eat it herself, she gives it to her son, and she doesn't take more every time. She knows it well."

"...How did you know? Did she say hello to you?"

When Jiang Xiaoping heard what Liang Xiujing said, she was obviously relieved. Jiang He couldn't help but glance at her mother, and felt more and more that her mother's reaction was weird, her elbows were obviously turned outwards.

"People want faces and trees want bark, so how can we talk about it openly?"

Grandma glanced at Jiang Xiaoping with disgust and said, "You are still in business. Why do you become less understanding of the world as you get older? This kind of thing can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words. As long as everyone understands it well. Again. The reporter said, there must be something wrong with this person, how can he be perfect? ​​He'er, do you think so?"

Jiang He met his grandma's expectant gaze and opened his mouth, but in the end he couldn't squeeze out the word "yes".

Jiang Xiaoping finally talked to her about Zhang Jiefang's "taking" of the ingredients, but Jiang He didn't know exactly how and what they talked about, so he knew the result and deducted 2000 yuan from Zhang Jiefang. Even if it's a new chapter.

Liang Xiujing was so worried that she didn't take it seriously at all. She kept shouting "Xiao Zhang" and "Jie Fang", bumping heads and shoulder to shoulder with her and brushing up against the greasy handsome guy. Jiang He even bumped into her one time. Grandma held a roll of pink banknotes and stuffed them into Zhang Jiefang's hand.

"...Is there something I don't know about here?" The more Jiang He thought about it, the more he felt there was something wrong.

Jiang Xiaoping didn't say anything, just watching her happy. When Jiang He saw this, he immediately gestured to her mother to stop, "If you don't want to say you're pulling me down, don't make up lyrics to fool me."

"I will definitely tell you when I have a chance in the future."

Jiang Xiaoping smiled even more happily. She raised her hand and pinched Jiang He's bun that was tied randomly on the back of his head. "It's been a long time since you took care of your hair. It's almost the Chinese New Year. Clean it up. I know a few people." Teacher Tony is very good at his craftsmanship, so I guarantee you won’t overturn it.”

"It's just a simple repair. I don't have the 'iron butt' like you to sit all day long."

Jiang He took a look at her mother's hair. The most popular Parisian hair dye at the moment, with a gradient of blue and gray tones, was so fashionable that every strand of hair was dyed. It made her hair, which was black at the top and yellow at the bottom, look like weeds. of.

"How can you do just a haircut? The white hair is coming out. If you don't want to go to the barber shop, I will dye it for you. I guarantee that the workmanship will be no worse than the one in their shop."

Jiang He's family of three all have gray hairs. Jiang He's first white hair appeared in the first half of the first semester of high school. That white hair greatly helped Jiang He complete the character creation of "studying hard". Now the head teacher mentions Jiang He He, as he said, "his hair turns gray after studying", completely forgot that she was the one who confiscated romance novels back then.

"Can you do it?" Jiang He felt very unreliable.

"Remove the word '?', your mother, I can definitely do it. I used to dye your grandma a lot, and my skills are very good. If it weren't for the inconvenience of dyeing it myself, I definitely can't let outsiders earn the money!" "Jiang Xiaoping boasted about herself.

"What are you two talking about? It's such a lively chat!" Lao'er asked breathlessly as she came back from exercising outside. Zhang Jiefang followed behind with a folding chair and a thermos cup, her head buried low.

When she saw Jiang He now, she was like a mouse seeing a cat. She would hide if she could, and if she couldn't hide, she would lower her head and confess. Her trembling look made Jiang He feel very uncomfortable.

"I'll move back after the Chinese New Year, otherwise it won't be a problem for Aunt Jiefang to live in the study all day."

The day before yesterday, while Zhang Jiefang was going shopping for groceries, Jiang He mentioned this.

"No, you're not allowed to leave! Why are you moving back? You're alone, with no one to talk to." Jiang Xiaoping didn't even say anything, but Liang Xiujing objected loudly, "He'er, tell the truth, don't you think so?" Are you tired of grandma?"

"When did I say this? You old lady is a bit unreasonable!" Jiang He only felt that he was wronged.

"I'm so old, how can I still be reasonable?" The scoundrel grandma said confidently, "I don't care, I'm not allowed to leave anyway. If you leave, then I'll leave too!"

"...Then I'll leave too! The three of us have run away from home and we're all gone!" Jiang Xiaoping was forced to go "crazy" on the spot, and Jiang He had to put on hold the matter of returning to his home temporarily.

"I plan to dye He'er's hair."

"Dye it at home? Then I want to dye it too!"

When Liang Xiujing was less than 60, her hair turned completely white. A few years ago, she had no problem getting oiled or dyed her hair, but later she stopped doing it because it was too troublesome. Jiang He didn't expect that his grandma would join in the fun this time. .

"I won't dye it black anymore. It's boring. I want to dye it red this time, so that it will be prosperous and prosperous!"

"He'er, look at grandma, she's so chill and punk. You should learn from it."

Jiang Xiaoping opened the shopping APP and started to order hair bleach and hair dye. "Tell me, what color do you want to dye it?"

"Black tea." Jiang He has always dyed his hair in this relatively low-key color.

"Black tea? What's so easy to dye? If you want to dye it, you have to dye it something different." Jiang Xiaoping arbitrarily rejected Jiang He's idea, "This is what you want, dreamy iris blue."

Just when Jiang He was about to refuse, Jiang Xiaoping had already held up her cell phone and approached Grandma. Grandma nodded immediately when she saw it, "This color is good, He'er is white. It will definitely look good if dyed like this."

Jiang He suddenly realized that she was about to finish. She felt that all her hair, which was not much, would be lost in her mother's hands this time.

"Jie Fang, dye it too, and see what color you like?"

Liang Xiujing greeted Zhang Jiefang affectionately, who was about to hide in the kitchen. Zhang Jiefang waved her hands in embarrassment, "No, I...I can't dye it. My complexion is dark and yellow, and dyeing my hair doesn't look good."

"Aunt Jiefang, please try the lemon milk tea color. It's quite white."

Jiang He said, since they still have to live together, it is definitely not possible for them to stay in this awkward situation. It is better to give each other a step down.

Zhang Jiefang glanced at Jiang He nervously. Jiang Xiaoping winked at her calmly. Zhang Jiefang nodded immediately, "Jiang He said it would be good. I'll... give it a try."

That night, the three of them ate with their wet hair wrapped in plastic wrap and a baby warmer.

Jiang He was already mentally prepared to transform into a "Smurf" and even be bleached bald by her mother. Unexpectedly, Jiang Xiaoping didn't boast and actually dyed her a dreamy iris blue, and Zhang Jiefang's milk tea color didn't fail either. .

Only my grandma's cranberry color was a little too much. Her white hair was colored too intensely, and the subtle raspberry color turned directly into bright red. At a glance, it looked like the torch had turned into spirit.

(End of this chapter)