half-baked life

Chapter 1 This is a hospital, not a prison.

Jiang He really didn't expect that he would lose consciousness, faint and fall to the ground in front of everyone at Maeglin's Double Eleven kick-off meeting.

She was rushed to the emergency room of a nearby hospital by the ambulance. Before she woke up, her face was pale and limp on the ground. She directly uploaded the multi-angle medical photos that Shuidichi did not violate. It spread throughout the company, and was later posted on Weibo with added embarrassment. The copywriting was still standard UC style.

"Outrageous! A 32-year-old senior executive of a domestic beauty company suffered from malignant tumors. Not only was he unable to take a vacation, but he was also forced to stay up late and work overtime for several months. He eventually fainted at the meeting!"

In just three to five sentences, every word accurately hit the target of netizens and made them laugh wildly. The comments were naturally like "Eat people's capital", "Xitou", and "Which beauty brand is so appropriate?" Torah black!”

"Isn't this Maeglin? I just added her highlighter and multi-purpose cream co-branded with the British Museum to the shopping cart. What a bad luck!"

Soon, some netizens found out based on the details in Jiang He's sick photos that the so-called "domestic beauty" was Maeglin, who made a splash this year with a multi-purpose cream that combines eye shadow, blush, and lipstick.

Coincidentally, Maeglin just announced two months ago that Xiaohua, who was born in 95 and became popular last year, will be the spokesperson for the entire line. Fans who were already dissatisfied with their idol's "self-lowering" took the opportunity to jump out and complain about Xiaohua's team and Maeglin. Tear it apart.

What was originally just a small-scale discussion quickly spread across the entire Internet and spread explosively. #Maeglin# quickly became a trending topic on Weibo. That bit of dirty information that was so easily forgotten was once again flooded with people. Take it out.

"What kind of domestic beauty brand is Maeglin? It's obviously a micro-business, but it's just trying to deceive moms out of their money!"

"It seems that I was suspected of pyramid schemes before. The Internet really has no memory. An MLM company paid a celebrity influencer to advertise and then it was cleared up? Tsk, tsk, tsk, women are really easy to deceive!"

Jiang He fainted for less than three hours, but when she woke up, the "sky" had changed. The number of negative public opinions related to Maeglin had increased by 50 million in one go, and the popularity curve was still skyrocketing. It looks like the end, which is frightening to watch.

"Mr. Jiang, what should we do now?" Assistant Lin Xiaoya was holding the computer and waiting in front of Jiang He's hospital bed in a state of confusion. "Extremely panicked" was written on the left side of her face, and "confused and careless" was written on the right side of her face.

She was not only worried about Maeglin's current public opinion trend, which was on the verge of getting out of control, but she was also worried about Jiang He's physical condition.

When Jiang He fainted, she happened to be right next to her. She watched helplessly as Jiang He, who was talking eloquently just a second ago, collapsed on the ground in anger. His lifeless look scared her so much that she almost screamed. , along the way to the hospital following the ambulance, my soul was scattered.

She knew that the results of Jiang He's physical examination this year were not good and that he had some thyroid nodules. She had gone for reexamination twice for this reason, but she never expected that the situation was so serious.

"Discharged? Hey, have you seen your medical records? A level 6 puncture shows that it has been confirmed... It's not suspected anymore, it's confirmed to be a malignant tumor, and its size is almost 3 centimeters... You're lucky, your thyroid gland function is still normal. , but this tumor has obviously affected the vocal cords. Listen to the sound of your own words. Did you talk like this before? No! And how swollen are the lymph nodes on your neck? It is very likely that there have been multiple lymph node metastases. Got it!"

Just now, Jiang He proposed that she wanted to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible, but the doctor on duty scolded her when he reviewed her medical records.

"Your situation requires immediate surgery! Don't take it seriously just because it's thyroid cancer. No matter what, it's still a malignant tumor."

The doctor on duty snapped the medical record folder shut and shook his head helplessly at Jiang He, "I've said everything that needs to be said, you think about it yourself."

"It's okay, black and red are also 'red', and it's not impossible to 'turn a crisis into an opportunity.'" Jiang He quickly looked through the unread messages in the work group to follow up on the current progress, and his voice became hoarse even more.Lin Xiaoya suddenly remembered that Jiang He's voice started to become hoarse when the seasons changed from summer to autumn. She didn't take it seriously at all. She always said that she stayed up late and got angry, but the reality was that it became more serious day by day, and it soon became like a broken gong. Yes, Lin Xiaoya listened to it every day and felt like it was scratching her ears. She prepared throat lozenges such as Pangdahai and so on, and Jiang He was too busy to eat them.

"No matter what, at least the traffic is with us. If we grasp and use it well, Maeglin's pre-sales for Double Eleven will definitely exceed the quota."

As soon as Jiang He finished reviewing the final version of the apology letter, he heard Lin Xiaoya sniffing suddenly. When she looked carefully, tears welled up in her eyes.

"Mr. Jiang, you are so sick, so don't worry about work. Look at you...your lips are all white now!"

"This happened because of me, how can I not worry about it? If I don't take action to 'turn the tide', it's just a trivial matter for me to lose my job. You have been working with me for more than half a year, but it will be in vain. By the end of the year A half discount on the prize is fine, are you willing?"

Jiang He teased Lin Xiaoya in a narrow-minded way, then took out a few tissues and stuffed them into her hand, "Besides, it's a little too early for you to cry now, isn't it? When I really don't have enough time..."

"Mr. Jiang, what are you talking about? Hurry up!" Lin Xiaoya interrupted Jiang He in a hurry, her eyebrows almost twisted into characters.

"I can't tell, you're quite superstitious!" Jiang He smiled nonchalantly and motioned to Lin Xiaoya's computer.

Lin Xiaoya glanced at the indwelling needle on Jiang He's forearm and curled her lips, "Forget it, you'd better tell me to remember it, you're still infusions!"

"The solution proposed by the public relations department is not problematic, but it is too conventional. Tomorrow is the 24th, Tmall will start pre-sales at 7 p.m., and our live broadcast room will be live broadcast at 12 o'clock... In this way, you keep an eye on the promotion department and let them They rush to produce and release a UC-style short video before 15 noon tomorrow, of course, the earlier the better. It doesn’t need to be too long, 11″ is enough. The main content is that Maeglin’s cancer-stricken senior executives will come to the live broadcast room to respond positively to this incident. times event, this can just achieve a traffic diversion and warm up the big promotion in our official live broadcast room on November 1st. "

"But the doctor won't let you leave the hospital!" Lin Xiaoya immediately pointed out the key loophole.

"Why don't you sneak away? This is a hospital, not a prison." Jiang He smoothed it over in an understatement.

Lin Xiaoya glanced at Jiang He disapprovingly, but said nothing.

Because she knew that Jiang He was not a person who listened to advice at all.

Jiang He has always been bold in his behavior and good at finding new ways. This is true in both work and life. He is a natural brand material.

Lin Xiaoya joined Maeglin at the end of last year and has been following Jiang He since she became a full-time employee. Although it has only been a little over half a year, she is already the assistant who has followed Jiang Yan for the longest time in Maeglin.

I heard that the previous "seniors" either couldn't handle the pressure or couldn't stand the criticism, and one by one they ran faster than rabbits.

The fastest one, it is said, broke down physically and mentally after only working for two weeks. A top student who graduated from an Ivy League school and a 180cm tall man ran to the HR and cried and wiped his eyes. The HR was so scared that he thought he had met someone. sexual harassment in the workplace.

(End of this chapter)