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Chapter 58 What posture are you talking about?

Gu Shiyi waved his fist confidently and said,

"My cheap cousin goes to the temple every half month to burn incense. I will wait in the temple. Once she gets there, I will find a way to take her to a hidden place and pry it out of her mouth. secret!"

After all, she had stayed in the Sun family for some time, and she had almost figured out the daily life of the eldest and young lady of the Sun family. In addition to handling general affairs at the Sun family every day, she also went to the temple to offer incense every half month. As for those in the Sun family, As for the guards, now she feels that she can beat ten of them one by one. With some deception, she can definitely tie up the woman!

Furthermore, none of the things Mrs. Sun has done can be seen in the light. I can use this to threaten her without fear of her not spitting it out!

The two discussed the details of the action again. Seeing that the sun was already past noon, Gu Shiyi carried the dead wolf on his shoulders and put Li Yan'er into the bag on his chest.

"No matter how small a mosquito is, it's still meat. Now that I'm penniless, I can still make some money with it!"

Thinking of his money, Gu Shiyi's heart ached with pain.

"By the way, that woman has money, let's give her another shot when the time comes!"

Cheap cousin, I, Gu Shiyi, will come back to settle the score with you!

Three days after Gu Shiyi returned to Blue Moon City, she met a woodcutter while walking in the mountains. Gu Shiyi had an idea and changed her mind, replacing the woodcutter's body with the wolf corpse. The outfit, tattered clothes, a broken axe, and a large bundle of firewood.

After that, she carried the bundle of firewood into the city. After entering the city, she went to the temple where her cousin often went. Looking for the monk there, she only said that she was a woodcutter in the mountains, and she only wanted to seek Buddha. The only thing that can be offered to the Buddha is a bundle of firewood, in order to meditate in the temple for a while and learn the Dharma from the great masters.

The abbot of this temple was easy to talk to. Seeing the piety that Gu Shiyi said, he chanted the name of the Buddha loudly,

"If you want to seek Buddha with all your heart, it doesn't matter whether you are poor or rich. If the donor is willing, just stay in the temple!"

So Gu Shiyi lived in the firewood house of the temple, cutting firewood for the monks in the temple every day, in exchange for three vegetarian meals a day. She had been wandering around with the old Taoist priest for a long time, and she was blessed. , she can bear the sin, and she doesn’t feel like there is anything unbearable in this kind of life.

And since she ate the spiritual grass, her body and bones have improved a lot visibly. Living in a firewood shed with drafts on all sides, she didn't even feel cold. She wore a single coat and slept on a pile of firewood. He could snore loudly all night long. When the monks saw him, they all said it was the Buddha who protected the devout people.

Only Gu Shiyi laughed secretly after hearing this. With her communication skills, she got to know the monks after staying in this temple for only a few days. She was able to go to the rest of the temple except for the Zen room where she presided over.

"There's still one place you can't go!"

A young monk told her,

"Oh, where can't I go?"

The little monk said with a mysterious face,

"Back Mountain...You can't go to the small peak on the north side of Back Mountain!"

Gu Shiyi became interested and asked curiously,

"Why can't I go?"

The young monk said,

"Not only can you not go, but we can't go either. Master said that there is a practicing layman living in the back mountain. This layman doesn't like our interruption, so we can't easily go up to that small mountain. Yes, only senior brother Huishan will deliver meals every three days!"

"Senior Brother Huishan!"

Gu Shiyi thought about it and remembered who Brother Huishan was. He was a taciturn and tall monk. Since he entered the temple, he had only heard him say three sentences.

"Amitabha!"

"Amitabha!"

"Amitabha!"

"Oh, I see!"

Gu Shiyi came to this temple with a plan, so naturally he didn't want to cause any trouble. After listening to the young monk's words, he stopped going and didn't care much, so it was over!

So we waited for about ten days, until the day when the young lady of the Sun family was to offer incense. On this day, Gu Shiyi left the temple early with an ax on his back, but hid in the dense forest outside the temple. Waiting until As the sun rose high, I saw the Sun family's carriage arriving in front of the temple. As expected, my cheap cousin was helped out of the carriage by two women and entered the temple gate.

Gu Shiyi turned around from the small door to the temple, and then to the front hall. He saw his cousin, surrounded by a group of women and girls, kneeling to the Buddha in the hall. Her posture was upright, her face was solemn, and she looked like a noble family. Madam's magnanimity

"Hmph! She knows how to pretend!" Gu Shiyi sneered. She had the nerve to come and worship the Buddha. She wasn't afraid that the Buddha would find out what she had done and strike her to death with a thunderbolt!

A woman who wants to abandon her own flesh and blood is so evil-hearted!

As soon as he saw this woman, Gu Shiyi thought of the young lady of the Sun family. He didn't know what she was like now after being taken away by that old guy.

As I thought about it, I felt a little sad, and I hated this woman even more!

According to past practice, after worshiping the Buddha, this woman would stay for a fast meal, then take an hour's lunch break in the side room, and then go to the temple to chant sutras for two hours, and then go home!

Gu Shiyi had already inquired about the location of the private room reserved by the Sun family, so he went to the small courtyard in advance. At this time, there were several little girls cleaning the courtyard in the small courtyard. Gu Shiyi went there He only said that he was a temple worker and came over to see if there was anyone who could help at the order of the abbot. When he saw them taking out their handkerchiefs, he said,

"The female donors are responsible for cleaning this place. How about I go and fetch water for you?"

The little girl was naturally happy to have someone help, and she nodded repeatedly. Gu Shiyi helped them carry water from the well behind the temple. When he brought it back, he sat there and wiped his sweat, and asked the girls,

"The female donors are a bit unfamiliar. It seems they are not the sisters who came back a few times ago. There is also a mother Huang and a mother Liu who I haven't seen today?"

When the little girls saw that she mentioned a name, they really thought that she had been staying here for a long time, and someone said back to her,

"The third young lady of our family went there a while ago. The mothers who were serving them were so sad that they left two of them. The remaining mother Huang also fell ill. The mothers close to the young ladies all fell ill. Our young master I said I was afraid of attracting diseases in the yard, so I moved them out, and the sisters who were serving them also followed them out, saying that they would come back after they recovered, so you won't be able to see them this time!"

Gu Shiyi understood immediately after hearing this.

This woman is so cruel, she will kill and silence her daughter as soon as she dies!

His hands and feet are really fast!

Gu Shiyi cursed secretly in his heart, and then said with a sad expression on his face,

"It turns out that the third young lady died in infancy. No wonder I saw your young lady lighting a prayer lamp for her death!"

Dead woman! Light one for yourself!

The little girls didn't have a palace, and they really thought she was a temple worker in this temple, so they didn't guard against her, so they sighed,

"Our third young lady was born with an illness, and it is only because of the Buddha's blessing that it has been delayed until now. After the third young lady passed away, our young lady did not eat or drink for several days. This time she came out just to provide for the third lady. The young lady lights up a lamp and prays for blessings. I hope she will find a good family in her next life!"

Pooh! Disgusting, hypocritical!

Let you be reincarnated as a pig in your next life!

Gu Shiyi secretly cursed the woman in his heart. He followed the little girls to clean up the wing, and walked out of the yard in front of them. He turned around and walked to the back of the yard. He took a look at the high courtyard wall and lightly stamped his feet. The person was lying on the wall. She stuck her butt out and looked inside. She found that after the little girls had finished tidying up the side room, they closed the door and left. There was no one in the room at this time.

At this time, Li Yaner on her chest spoke,

"Eleven, you have learned some Taoism after all. Aren't the masters in the book all tall and graceful with graceful postures? You...can't you make a better-looking posture?"

Not all the masters in other TV dramas have fluttering clothes and very graceful and graceful movements of their hands and feet. Why is it that Eleven's posture is like that of a female monkey in a tree, with her butt stuck out so high? This is really good. Ugly!

Gu Shiyi chuckled,

"What kind of posture or posture? I'm not your future husband. Tell me about any posture. Sisters, just focus on a practical one!"

It would be nice to be able to come up, what kind of posture do you want, there are no men watching anyway!

Will this woman die if she doesn't speak pornographically for a day?

Li Yaner rolled her eyes and jumped into the yard with her. Gu Shiyi entered the yard and jumped under the window of the wing. He first looked inside to make sure there was no one inside, and then walked out from the window. The open window was rolled in for ventilation.

Gu Shiyi landed silently. When she came in to clean, she had already spotted the hiding place and walked to the corner in a few steps.

The wing rooms provided for pilgrims in such temples are usually annexes to the main building and are generally relatively low. With Gu Shiyi's height, he can reach the shortest beam with a slight jump from the corner.

She is now different from before. She clasps her fingers lightly on the beam, exerts more force on her arms, and her feet are suspended in the air. Then she does a pull-up and tightens her abdomen, and her feet are hooked. When you reach the beam, you turn over and people come up!

"hey-hey!"

After completing this set of movements, Gu Shiyi performed it smoothly. She smiled and felt very proud.

She finally understood why those cultivators all had their nostrils turned upward, and why all mortals looked like ants!

Because it feels so good to be a martial arts master, let alone a cultivator who can fly around in the sky!

That must be more enjoyable!

She must be a great demon who can control the wind and rain, and that will definitely feel better!

Gu Shiyi came to the beam, carefully stepped on the dusty beam, went to the other side of the room, hid his body on the top of the bed in the wing room, out of sight, and pinched another spell to make himself completely People are integrated with the surrounding environment. With the abilities of my cheap cousin and the people around her, they will definitely not be able to find themselves!

Gu Shiyi sat down cross-legged, meditating and waiting...


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