Please bring your best friends to practice immortality

Chapter 1 Mingyue Qingfeng Old Taoist Priest

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In the distant world of Hongmeng, there is a lot of immortal energy and spiritual power. Every flower and grass can become an immortal. Every mountain and every water is full of monsters. The creatures in the world have been growing for a long time, and their spiritual wisdom has met to breathe out the essence of the sun and the moon. After that, they began to pursue the infinite. On the Great Dao, there are also those humans who are the only ones favored by the God Wa among all the spirits. They are born with wisdom and have spirits. They can practice the Great Dao several times faster than the other creatures. After that, they stand out among the spirits. Gathering together, learning from each other and helping each other, they become stronger...

Later, clans and strongholds were formed, cities and countries were built. Later, many people gained access to the Great Dao and attained enlightenment, so they became immortals and ascended to look down on all living beings. As a result, the human race felt that they were invincible within the universe, and instead began to kill each other. There was a fight between the two countries, but in the end, even those righteous immortals also participated in it, so the war lasted for thousands of years, and tens of millions of people died. , the rivers and mountains were filled with sorrow, and in the end, the world finally couldn't stand the tossing of the immortals. With a shocking loud noise, it fell apart and turned into countless scattered pieces, shooting out in all directions and turning into thousands of worlds. From then on, this grand mist The world has been divided into countless pieces, and all walks of life have fallen apart and their respective developments are no longer as grand as when they first opened.

Among the thousands of worlds, there are those who are like Blue Star, abandoning the great road and pursuing the magical path of turning steel and iron into human beings. There are also those who are cultivating immortals and want to restore the ancient immortal gates. There are also those who have fallen. When you enter the demonic path, the whole world is filled with fierce and ferocious demons, and there is also a Dharma-ending world where mortals are in charge and the immortals are far away in the mountains. This story takes place in one of the worlds...

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the twelfth yin hangs high in the sky and is bright and white, covering the entire earth with its brilliance. This is the time of the year when the twelfth yin is closest to this world. A person with some Taoism stands on the top of the mountain and uses his eyesight. But you can vaguely see the overlapping palaces in the sky, and you can still hear the misty fairy music in your ears. The name of the palace is Guanghan, and you can't even see the fairy Chang'e dancing above, the Jade Rabbit pounding medicine, and Wu Gang cutting medicine. Tree……

"Old Taoist priest... old Taoist... thief old Taoist... dead cow nose..."

There is a Taoist temple in the mountains. It was built a long time ago, and no one has offered incense for a long time. The temple inside has disappeared long ago, leaving only a few broken walls, two pieces of broken tiles, and the green tiles on the side halls on both sides are damaged. Most of the time, a large ray of lunar light is cast from above, shining on the heads of the statues of immortals enshrined in the temple, reflecting the missing noses, discolored clay bodies, and kind and compassionate smiles that are a bit strange. The spider web between the top of his head and his head gave him a rather gloomy look.

The side hall is dilapidated, but the main hall is not bad. The tiles on the top of the head are intact, and the three main statues in the hall are clean. Although the color is a bit mottled due to age, on top of the old confessions below, there is a faint and naughty look. The delicate fragrance and the clean wild fruits on a few old plates indicate that these three immortals are still receiving incense from the human world.

"The old thief..."

A figure was holding two large paper bags in both hands, shouting for someone, and rushed in from the outside.

"Old guy, are you dead?"

The man approached and confessed, stretched out his hand to lift the hanging table cloth, looked down, then stretched his foot and kicked the lower part.
"Old guy, are you dead?"

In the shadow under the confession, someone finally moved and cursed in a vague voice,
"Ouch! You disrespectful teacher, you kicked Taoist Master again. Are you feeling itchy?"

The speaker snorted and sneered,
"Master Tao, what the hell! It's the fifteenth today, it's time for the ancestor to have the morning, Master Tao, why don't you come out and kowtow!"

After that, he put the things he was carrying on the confession table and borrowed the oil lamp on the table to shine a light on it. There were two large oil paper bags. The man opened one of them, revealing a oily buttocks inside. When the fat chicken came, she pushed the greased paper forward and opened the other one. It was half of a pig's head that was bright red in color. She wiped her hands on the back of her buttocks to clean her hands, and then took it aside. The incense comes, lights it respectfully, then respectfully takes a step back, kneels down and kowtows to the three statues above.
"Three Patriarchs, we are celebrating the festival today, so I will give you three something good to use..."

After saying that, she kowtowed politely. Just as she kowtowed her head, the dark figure under the desk smelled the aroma of roast chicken and braised pig head, and suddenly swooped out from under the desk, stretching out her skinny hands. Arrest him on that case.
"Old guy, how dare you!"

The man yelled, jumped up on the spot as soon as his body bounced, and kicked the other person's butt from behind. The thin figure seemed to have known that she was capable of this, and immediately twisted his waist and raised his butt. Miraculously, he moved half a foot to the side, dodging the kick from behind, but still stretched out his hands towards the desk.
"Hehe! It's still mine..."

The old Taoist priest felt proud, sticking his butt out and grabbing at the desk. He was about to succeed, but he didn't realize that the roast chicken and braised pig head on the desk suddenly disappeared out of thin air. He grabbed the empty space with both hands, and then there was something on his butt. As soon as it hurt, a strong force came, and the person hit the case. The old Taoist turned back angrily and shouted,
"You unfilial thing, I have raised you for decades in vain!"

The person behind him sneered, holding two oil paper bags in his hands, looking at him with a pair of dark eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"You scold me again! Try scolding me again and see if you have any alcohol to drink tonight!"

"Uh……"

As soon as the old Taoist priest heard that there was wine, he immediately touched his nose, put away his fierce look, put on a look of disdain, waved his hand and said,

"Go, go! Respect the ancestor first, I don't care about that thing of yours!"

"Humph!"

The other party sneered, put the roasted chicken and braised pig head back again, and then bowed devoutly,
"Master, please don't blame me. It's because this old guy is ignorant and offended you. It's none of my business if you want to punish him. But I must not cut off my disciple's marriage..."

The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes and sat cross-legged on the ground.
"Grandmaster doesn't care about marriage. You have been begging me for more than ten years, but I still haven't seen you get married!"

It's okay if he didn't say it, but as soon as he said this, he immediately aroused the other party's anger. After he finished his salute, he jumped up and cursed,

"You have the nerve to say it, but if you hadn't gone to a place with few people and taken me hiding here and there for 25 years, I would not have been able to get married..."

Apart from the mountain spirits and wild monsters, they were the only two living people on this mountaintop within a ten-mile radius. Who should she marry? The pine tree spirit on the back mountain or the wild boar monster in the ravine?
The old Taoist priest shrank his neck, feeling a little unreasonable, and said with a smile,

"Oh my! Don't be angry..."

As he spoke, he gestured to her with his finger.

"There is still a whole month left. As long as the fifteenth of next month, we can go out of the mountain. When we get out of the mountain, Master Tao, I will find you a handsome son-in-law from aristocratic family, and then draw a birth talisman for you, including You give birth to two in three years and six in five years!”

"Pooh!"

The extremely angry man spat at him, turned around, picked up the roast chicken and pig head and walked outside.
"I believe in ghosts! You bad old man is so cruel!" This old Taoist priest is not good at studying, and the talisman he draws is inaccurate nine times out of ten. They go down the mountain to catch ghosts and earn money. They often catch ghosts because the old Taoist priest is not good at Taoism. Instead, I was caught by ghosts and beaten out by my master many times.

She had been beaten a lot, and she also knew that the old Taoist priests were unreliable. She had been learning to draw talismans to catch ghosts since she was eight years old. After so many years, she could be said to be better than her old masters. In recent years, the old Taoist priests' Taoist skills have declined greatly. Whether it works or not, I have to rely on myself. Fortunately, I was precocious and relied on myself early. Otherwise, I would have starved to death long ago, and I would still be in the position where I hate getting married!
Although people in this world live long lives, it is common for ordinary people to live hundreds of years. People who practice Taoism know how to live long and prolong life. It is common to live for two or three hundred years. However, someone like her who is nearly thirty years old cannot get married. There were very few women who were born. She was really afraid that she would die of old age and remain a young girl for the rest of her life!

While she was talking, she had already left the palace door. The silver light outside was scattered on the ground and it was bright and bright. She pulled a table with missing legs in the corridor to the big tree in the courtyard, found a stone to level it, and then put the chicken on the table. She put the pig's head on top, and when she turned around, she saw the old Taoist priest following her step by step, his eyes slyly looking towards the table.
"What are you doing?"

The old Taoist priest said with a smile,

"It's eleven, now that we've paid homage to our ancestor, it's time for us to eat, right?"

Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes, waved his hand and said,
"Go! Go get the bowls and chopsticks!"

When the old Taoist priest saw her relenting, he was immediately overjoyed. He responded and went back to the wood-thatched stove nearby. When he came back, he saw a jar of wine on the table. He laughed so hard that he couldn't even see it.
"You made a lot of money today, and you even bought wine..."

After saying that, he couldn't wait to take it over, opened the wine cork and smelled it.
"It's from Lao Wang's family in the town at the foot of the mountain. The wine they sell is watered down. It's bland!"

His mouth was filled with disgust, but his hands were not idle. He took a bowl to pour himself a drink. He did not raise his head to look at Gu Shiyi, and did not see the child who had been with him since childhood. There was a strange flash in his eyes. Gu Shiyi hummed,

"I didn't drink it for you. Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. I thought that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, a day for family reunion, so I bought it for myself!"

The old Taoist priest was aroused by her words and felt guilty in his heart. He couldn't help but laugh and said with care,

"Then...I will drink with you, drink with you, and our master and disciple will be reunited!"

After saying that, he poured another bowl for her. Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes at him and picked up his own bowl. The master and apprentice drank one bowl first. The old Taoist drank it in one go, wiped his mouth and said doubtfully,

"Lao Niu's wine was not watered down today?"

Gu Shiyi hummed,

"I went to their house today to catch the drunkard. If he dares to water down the wine for me, I will put the drunkard back and let their house see the light of day until the bottom of the wine tank is bottomed out!"

The old Taoist priest laughed loudly after hearing this.
"Very good, very good. That old cow is dishonest in business, so you should deal with him like this!"

As he spoke, he tore a chicken leg and gave it to her, then tore another one himself, raised the bowl and said to her,

"Eleven, let's drink!"

Gu Shi nodded, the two of them raised their heads to drink, and drank the wine in one breath. The two of them had stayed in this remote mountain cave for several years, and had eaten a lot of game on weekdays. There was no shortage of meat, but Gu Shiyi's craftsmanship is only limited to eating enough to kill people, let alone the old Taoist priest. The roast chicken and pig head are the signature dishes bought from Liu Er Mazi's place in Shanxia Town. The taste is naturally the best. The roast chicken is more delicious. , the pig's head is soft and rotten, and the entrance is delicious. After one bite, you will feel the fragrance on the tip of your tongue, and your throat will be so delicious. After one bite, you want to take two bites, and after taking two bites, you want to take three bites...

The two of them were not polite, snoring for a while, and ate with wine like a storm. The old Taoist priest had good wine and delicious food today, and because there was still a whole month, something important was about to happen, so he let go of his arms and ate. He drank again without even realizing it. Gu Shiyi drank all but the first three bowls of wine, and poured all the remaining wine into his own bowl. The old Taoist priest drank until the bowl was dry, not missing a drop. Gu Shiyi looked strange. Watching him finish drinking, seeing that the old Taoist priest was almost there, he suddenly asked,

"Old Taoist priest, I was kidnapped by you when I was five years old. Twenty-five years have passed in the blink of an eye. Please tell me, why have you been hiding for so many years?"

The old Taoist priest laughed after hearing this, his face glowing red, he waved his hand and said,
"The secret cannot be leaked..."

He raised another finger and said,
"There's still one whole month, another whole month, and once this is over, you can get married..."

"Then... tell me, why is there still a whole month?"

"This... hiccup..."

The old Taoist burped from wine, and even Gu Shiyi across the table could smell the smell. Gu Shiyi frowned, and the old Taoist chuckled.

"Well, this timing is the result of the old Taoist priest's calculation using the 64 hexagrams of the Zhou Dynasty. It's 30 years! It's been 30 years. I, the old Taoist priest, have suffered too!"

Speaking of this, something touched his heart, and he actually shed two old muddy tears. He pulled his dirty sleeves to wipe his tears. Gu Shiyi rolled his eyes.
"Why are you suffering? Are you suffering as much as I am? I left home at a young age and wandered around with you. I was a well-off and well-off young lady, okay?"

The old Taoist priest shook his head after hearing this.
"Although your family is a high-ranking one, you are a motherless child, no matter how young you are, if the old Taoist priests hadn't gotten you out, you would have been eaten by them long ago without any bones left!"

Gu Shiyi knew that he was telling the truth, so he sighed. Although she was only five years old when she left home, her talent was unique. She became wise early and knew that her biological father and mother were both from aristocratic families. , the marriage was the decision of the two families. In fact, the two of them didn't see eye-to-eye with each other. After they got married, they seemed to be inseparable. After giving birth to her, an elder personally touched her bones and said that she was extremely talented and could cultivate Taoism. As if they had accomplished their mission, the two of them never had sex again. After that, my mother-in-law also fell in love with a barbarian from the north. It was said that this man was tall and strong, with a muscular face. After that, my mother-in-law fell in love with him. Following the wild man and disappearing without a trace, this incident caused quite a big fuss and brought shame to the two families. When her own father talked about her own mother, he gritted his teeth and hated her.

(End of this chapter)