ah?The palace fighting system can also cultivate immortality

Chapter 13: Wu, the invincible opponent in the world

013 The dance that defeats the invincible opponent in the world

Xiangzheng was just a minor official, and due to geographical reasons in Yunshan Township, he didn't even think about getting promoted. In the first half of her life, Mrs. Chen never thought that one day she would be asked to perform a dance.

After all, she is 36 years old.

Although in the world of immortality, except for the children of destiny, ordinary monks who want to reach a realm start at the age of 36, but among mortals, [-]-year-olds can become grandmothers. Her eldest son had a second child the year before last. She even said The charm is still there.

"You want me to perform a dance? Master, are you sure?"

Mrs. Chen pointed at herself: "The immortal called my name. It's not that I don't want to, but I can't dance either!"

When Chen Xiangzheng finished telling the whole story, she was completely silent.

After a moment, he hesitated and said: "Is the Immortal Chief going to call Ya'er?"

This time, both husband and wife looked embarrassed.

The fat man whose name was called rolled over on the bed. She was the daughter of an old man from the village, and she was very pampered. She thought that there would be no way she could not get married in Yunshan Township, so he indulged her in eating and sleeping every day. As strong as a calf: "Mother?"

"Don't keep the immortal waiting for a long time, get out quickly!"

Xiang Zheng urged.

After half a stick of incense, the two of them greeted Du Xinghe cautiously during the banquet.

Ya'er looked curiously at the immortal her father had spoken of. He was younger and more beautiful than she had imagined, and she couldn't help but admire him.

The immortal sitting at the top folded his hands, looked at the two of them for a moment, and asked:
"Can you dance in mid-air for me?"

Mrs. Chen looked blank: "...ah?"

"The dances I usually watch in the sect are all performed in the air, isn't that allowed?"

After Du Xinghe finished speaking, he heard the system's cheerful reward sound.

[I made an unreasonable request to the concubine at the table (1/1), and was shocked and confused by the other party! 】

"Chief Immortal, I am a mortal and I cannot fly."

Mrs. Chen is timid and afraid that the immortal will make things difficult for her.

Du Xinghe waved indifferently and asked Little Fatty to come over: "How old is this child?"

"Ya'er, she just turned six years old."

While Ya'er nestled her face in her hand, she glanced up and saw the fairy sister up close. She was so beautiful that she looked like she was glowing!The cat next to the fairy sister is so fierce!Not only was he furious, but he also stared at her fiercely.

System: [It has been detected that the favorability of the female family members at the table towards the host is rising rapidly. Please pay attention to the host. 】

Du Xinghe's eyebrows twitched slightly.

She found that the palace fighting system didn't seem to like to see the harem and concubines living in harmony, and wanted the host to fight against the heaven and earth and kill others.It's a pity that she was the one who got the script, and it's not difficult to make others hate herself.

"Six years old, what books has she read and what words does she know?"

Du Xinghe pinched her cheek and slowly pulled it out.

The little girl's face was rounded and pressed flat like dough.

Xiangzheng said: "Why does a little girl need to be literate? Sooner or later she will get married. It is better to enjoy more blessings at home."

In Xiangzheng's concept, when a mortal girl gets married, she wants to be someone else's daughter-in-law and take care of the family's affairs. It is not as good as eating well and sleeping well in the boudoir.Ya'er has seen how hard it is for her brother to study, but she doesn't want to study either!

But before she could speak, her cheeks were rubbed flat again.

System: [The favorability of the women at the banquet towards you is decreasing. 】

"What Xiangzheng said is wrong. Even if you don't become an official by studying, it is for the sake of understanding things and not for being a fool. If you are illiterate, you will be disliked by others. I just came from Yanjing County, and the girls there are all six-year-olds. You're old enough to go to private school, I don't know how you can sleep!"

Crossing the Galaxy's words are righteous and stern, and the words are loud and clear.

Because women with spiritual roots can also practice, they are no worse than men. The Xuan Dynasty did not prohibit women from reading and literacy. It was just that Yunshan Township was poor and backward. The villagers and their wives were blindly doting on them, so Ya'er never went to learn literacy. . "this……"

The countryside is shaken.

When Ya'er heard that she was going to ruin the book like her brother, she was so anxious that she wanted to protest, but Du Xinghe grabbed her chin and pressed her cheek, making her unable to open her mouth.

She doesn't want to go to private school!

She ate and slept every day, and when she woke up, she sat on the swing in the yard. Her life was very comfortable.

"Also, although being able to eat is a blessing, being overweight is a sign of a short life. I believe Xiang Zheng also understands that being spoiled is like killing one's own."

Ya'er tried to push away the fairy sister.

When she waved her little hands, her sleeves slid down, exposing her arms like fat lotus roots.

Six years old is the time when the body is growing, but being overweight will mature the body, which is not a good thing.

Xiang Zheng made up his mind: "I used to be too pampered with my little girl. I felt that she was just growing up and she liked eating fat meat enough. If she doesn't like vegetables, she should eat less. Now it seems that this is really wrong. Thank you for reminding me."

Ya'er is like being struck by thunder, her flesh and flesh!
To prevent the other party from overcorrecting, Du Xinghe continued: "Meat and eggs are both good things and should be eaten, but you have to choose to eat them. You can cut off the fatty parts and skin first, and use less oil for frying. Served with greens.”

Ya'er's eyes went dark.

She likes the layer of skin with oil the most!
System: [The female family members at the banquet were deeply hurt by your vicious suggestions and were about to cry. 】

"After the immortal established the foundation, his longevity increased greatly. I didn't expect that mortals would be so particular about what they eat and drink."

Xiangzheng looked admiring.

"Yes," Du Xinghe's voice said without any hesitation, "This is called nutrition in our sect."

To mortals, monks are no different from living gods. What monks think is good, how can it be so bad?Xiangzheng's family didn't mean to treat their daughter harshly, so they didn't teach her to read or read.

As soon as Jingdu Xinghe said it, Xiang Zheng's concept changed, and he immediately had a new idea in his mind: "When this matter is resolved, I will send Ya'er to a private school. She happens to be with my eldest grandson, and there are also food and drinks." Let’s change it from now on! From now on, you have to peel off the outer skin of roasted chicken legs before you can eat them, and you are no longer allowed to be picky eaters who don’t eat vegetables or drink water.”

"..."

Du Xinghe let go of his hand, and Little Fatty burst out crying and threw himself into his mother's arms.

She never wants to like the fairy sister again!

All immortals are bad!

Du Xinghe said calmly: "Don't thank me too much, the child was moved to tears."

After a dust-cleansing feast, the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.

[The daily task "attend a palace banquet" has been completed! 】

[Verification completion...]

[Verification completed, evaluated as perfect. 】

[The female relatives at the banquet cried so hard that they were out of breath. They returned to the room and hugged their pillows to cry, hoping to never see the host again! 】

[What a hearty palace fight! 】

[Congratulations to the host for showing viciousness and meanness in this daily task, and the spirit of killing everyone. Now rewards will be given to the host - please make a wish for the dance map you want, whether it is sexy and hot, pure desire, delicate and cute, etc. Cool and noble, or unique sword dance, ribbon dance, clog dance or palm dance, we can satisfy you! 】

Du Xinghe: "Then I want a dance that can defeat invincible opponents in the world."

system:【……】

"I don't want the moon in the sky, I just want a technique that combines one of the ten weapons and allows me to practice from foundation building to the Mahayana stage... ah no, dance, is that too much?"

Cross the Milky Way and make a wish with your hands together.

(End of this chapter)

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