He wasted a lot of money and became the favorite of the whole family after going crazy.

Jiang Nian was almost happy.

What a wife who follows her husband.

What a licking dog, disgusting.

What a man who knows three things and takes care of them!

Isn't this the expected plot?

Jiang Nian didn't speak, but looked around.

Jiang Youyou was overjoyed: Sure enough, everything the system said was true! As long as he attacks Zhi San Dang San, Jiang Nian will have no power to fight back!

She pulled Gu Yunting in annoyance, "Brother Yunting, don't say that. Niannian probably doesn't know. How could she deliberately be a mistress?"

Gu Yunting sneered coldly, "Yuyou, you are still too naive. You don't know that some people...fuck you! Jiang Nian, you are so disgusting!"

Gu Yunting, who prided himself on being arrogant, originally looked disdainful, but at this time he started to swear, and his eyes gradually became frightened.

Because Jiang Nian had already stood up, then picked up a long wooden stick and poked it at the steaming pancake that the fat leopard had just pulled out by the river...

Poke...poke it down!

Jiang Nian poked at the hot Xiang and rushed towards Gu Yunting and the others, "Look at the smoky tempers of you two, one mouthful at a time, who is the one who knows the best? You two have no clue." ?

Jiang Youyou, you haven’t seen a man, have you? I've been rushing to be a mistress, but I'm still talking about your father in such a messy place? Do you want to die or not? "

As we all know, not everyone has a mother, and not every little animal can grow and sell itself.

If a long stick is stained with shit, Lu Bu is still alive.

When Jiang Nian rushed towards several people with a stick full of cakes, Xu Weiwei, who was blocking the front, was the first to suffer. She got her hands on him and screamed helplessly and furiously.

Gu Yunting, who subconsciously protected Jiang Youyou, was the second to suffer.

Jiang Nian used a shit-yellow papa to draw a big character '丨' on his entire back from top to bottom.

This word is very similar to '1', and it is very familiar to the answer used by Zaoba people when answering the boss's tasks.

After a few seconds of silence, the barrages all stopped:
【Fuck! I thought it was just a joke that the spear was stained with feces, but I never expected to see a live one in my lifetime! 】

[Miss you, sister... we have nothing to do, so why are we playing with daddy? 】

【I know I know! According to Nian Mei'er's logic, if the person named Gu said she was disgusting, then Nian Mei'er would have to practice what real disgust is! 】

[Although it is disgusting, it is very funny, especially the ‘丨’ hahahahaha! LOL! 】

[Isn’t it just a vertical line? What else does it mean? 】

[The hard-pressed worker replied upstairs, ‘丨’ = ‘get out’. 】

The sound of wolves crying, ghosts howling and cursing resounded throughout the jungle.

There was a fat leopard lying on the tree. It couldn't understand what the leader was doing. He only saw her poking at her freshly baked cakes and poking at the other two-legged beasts.

Eh?
Can’t seem to get enough daddy?
This is fresh!

The four leopards, except the fat leopard and the leader, also stayed behind. The two jaguars immediately jumped down from the tree.

Xu Weiwei and the other two shouted louder.

At the same time, there was Song Xue who had just passed out and had never seen the world.

Gu Yunting was so angry that he was so angry that his veins were bulging and he roared, "Jiang Nian! You are truly the most disgusting woman I have ever seen in my life! Youyou, run away!"

Gu Yunting took off his coat that was stained with feces. He just pushed Jiang Youyou away and wanted to run away, but he was surrounded by two leopards.

No matter how awesome the boss is, he will be frightened when encountering a ferocious beast!

Cold sweat broke out on Gu Yunting's forehead. He caught a glimpse of Xu Weiwei who was so frightened that she couldn't walk. He immediately pulled her over, kicked her in front of the jaguar, and ran away. After this operation, everyone was amazed.

But at this time, Gu Yunting no longer cared about so much. When life and death were at stake, he only thought about how to escape!

It was obviously unrealistic to run into the jungle, so he could only jump into the river.

Jiang Nian dropped the stick stained with cake and was not in a hurry to let the two jaguars chase Gu Yunting.

Instead, he took out a thermos cup and a small hairpin and banged it a few times.

Gu Yunting, who had just swam for a short period of time, retreated in horror and swam back, swimming with all his might!

Jiang Nian squatted on the bank with a smile and watched the show. When Gu Yunting finally climbed ashore, before he could take a breath, he was hit by a pile of fresh and hot cakes.

Yes, it was the fat leopard who did it.

After it was done, it shook its butt and gave a flattering 'ouch' to Jiang Nian.

Gu Yunting was completely stunned.

He didn't even have time to shake off the steaming cake on his face, and another one followed...

The two jaguars didn't eat or bite Gu Yunting, and they shook their butts and left after they were done.

When he came to Jiang Nian, he was like a big cat, lying on the left and right beside her asking for praise.

"Goose goose—goose goose goose goose—"

A burst of extremely explosive and demonic laughter broke out in the jungle. Jiang Nian laughed so much that he fell to the ground. Fat Leopard moved closer, and Jiang Nian happened to rest on the fat leopard with a soft belly.

No more, no more! I'm really going to die laughing!
As a fast traveler, she has gone through 99 hardships. What kind of scenes have she not seen before?

However, being almost covered in shit is unheard of and unseen!

Not to mention how embarrassed Gu Yunting was at this time, he had to use his sleeves to wipe off the bits and pieces of... shit dripping down his face!

But there is something even more terrifying behind you!
After Gu Yunting climbed ashore, he rushed directly into the jungle and shouted, "Jiang Nian, you are dead today!"

Yes, Gu Yunting ran away quickly before he had time to scold Jiang Nian.

Because... the thing that made him swim back quickly in the river was one of the largest reptiles in existence——

Black Caiman! ! !

This thing is the apex predator in the Amazon waters!
He is also the leader in the Amazon River hunting list! Eat almost anything that can be eaten, including but not limited to piranhas, bass, monkeys, deer, pythons...

Whatever comes to your lips, never let it go!

Of course, that includes humans!

Gu Yunting didn't know why those jaguars were protecting Jiang Nian, but black caimans are cold-blooded animals.

Jiang Nian is dead!

It was important for him to escape for his life now, so why bother getting angry with a dying person?
The two jaguars were lying peacefully next to Jiang Nian. When they saw the shadow in the river, they immediately stood up and said: "Don't be afraid, boss, we are good at dealing with these things!" ]
The jaguar protected Jiang Nian behind him and growled at the giant crocodile in the river.

Song Xue and Yin Shu were both frightened. Their legs were weak and they grabbed Jiang Nian and Feng Yin and started to run away.

But little kid Feng Yin blinked his big eyes curiously and asked, "Sister Demon Fairy, did you also call it here?"

That's right, in the eyes of little Feng Yin, Jiang Nian is the real little devil fairy!

In his eyes, the all-powerful demon fairy sister can tame the jaguar, so when he saw the giant crocodile slowly crawling ashore, little friend Feng Yin didn't panic at all...

(End of this chapter)