After dressing up as cannon fodder, I beat everyone in the house until they cried.

Chapter 32 Elder Wu is so awesome
"Peach Blossom Tribulation?"

The little baby looked confused and asked curiously.

Xuan Si looked at her cute expression with satisfaction.

"Elder Wu calculated that your second senior brother and I would meet a woman and be hurt by her. Isn't that nonsense?"

Ling Miao blinked, with an expression of sudden realization on her face.

Then, she smiled, her smile was like a sunflower, and her voice was crisp.

"Elder Wu is so awesome!"

Xuan Si was stunned, "How do you say that?"

Immediately afterwards, his sixth sense suddenly sounded an alarm, and he realized what danger he was about to encounter, but it was too late.

Because before he finished speaking, Ling Miao had already taken action.

She slapped Xuan Si's face mercilessly and knocked him away with a slap.

Xuan Si obviously didn't expect Ling Miao to hit him. He sat up from the ground, his ears were buzzing, and he was blinded for a moment.

Ling Miao didn't give him a chance to react. She rushed forward and tied the man with the fairy rope. Then she sneered and took out the sack she had prepared from behind the rockery.

"As expected of Elder Wu, he even thought about my sneak attack on you today!"

This was the result of her hard thinking last night.

Anyway, Wu Daozi only calculated that Xuan Si's peach blossom disaster was caused by a woman.

Injured by a woman.

Why is the injury not an injury?
Being injured by Ling Yu is an injury, and being injured by her is also an injury.

reasonable.

So reasonable!

I originally thought this matter was quite difficult, but once I thought about myself as a pervert, many problems were easily solved.

"Every cause must have its effect~"

"Your retribution~is me~"

Xuan Si looked at the abnormal Ling Miao in front of him and the sack in her hand that was about to be put on him, and his face turned the color of pig liver.

His ears even echoed with Ling Miao's vow: I have always been upright and never made a sneak attack.

He endured the pain and spoke with difficulty in a state of confusion.

"Wait a minute, little junior sister! What Wu Daozi calculated for me is the Peach Blossom Tribulation!"

Ling Miao mercilessly put the sack on Xuan Si's head, and then punched and kicked him.

"You spend so much time talking, just tell me whether it's hurt or not."

Xuan Si vomited blood.

hurt!
So hurt!
If he had known he died in Elder Wu's Taoist temple, he wouldn't have come out!
He will never escape from meditation again!

"What are you doing?"

Just when Ling Miao was getting ready to beat him up, a voice sounded not far away.

Ling Miao suddenly stopped.

I was careless. I originally planned to drag the person behind the rockery and beat him, but I just got too carried away and started fighting him directly in the middle of the road.

She stopped what she was doing and turned stiffly to the direction of the sound. The person standing there was Lin Qiancheng.

The other party changed his gloomy face and was looking at her inexplicably, but he had no intention of going further.

"I……"

Ling Miao was thinking about how to make excuses when Xuan Si at her feet spoke hurriedly as if seeing reinforcements.

His voice came through the sack, and was pitiful, "Third Junior Sister, Third Junior Sister, please help me!"

"Second Senior Brother?"

Lin Qiancheng's eyes finally widened a little, and he looked at Xuan Si who was tied behind his back and wearing a sack on the ground with a strange expression.

"Uh……"

Ling Miao was even more panicked. "What about that, Third Senior Sister, just listen to what I'm telling you... I beat him because..."

Ling Miao was so anxious that she couldn't think of a reasonable excuse for a long time. Over there, Lin Qiancheng was already striding towards her.

This startled Ling Miao, and her heart beat a few beats faster unconsciously, thinking that Lin Qiancheng was going to help Xuan Si teach her a lesson.

But Lin Qiancheng seemed to completely ignore her meaning.

Ling Miao only felt a gust of wind blowing in front of her, and Lin Qiancheng's figure soared past her.

Lin Qiancheng crossed Ling Miao and kicked Xuan Si on the waist.

There was even a hint of schadenfreude in her usually cold voice.

"Aha! I've long disliked him. This little weakling, a talisman cultivator, hangs around with a fan every day. He doesn't even have a finger in his mouth. None of the storytellers in the restaurant like him. "

Ling Miao was stunned.

What development path is this?
Not sure, look again.

Lin Qiancheng beat Xuan Si up and down, which was very exciting.

The next second, Ling Miao chose to join happily.

So today's farce evolved into Ling Miao and Lin Qiancheng beating Xuan Si violently together.

However, considering that they had to enter the secret realm the next day, the two of them didn't do anything cruel and only caused Xuan Si to suffer some superficial injuries.

Feeling satisfied with the beating, Ling Miao took off the sack. While the two rested, they began to mock Xuan Si inhumanely.

Xuan Si's nose was bruised and his face was so swollen that he couldn't even raise his temper.

He doesn't care about what these two people have done to him now, he just wants to die with some understanding.

"Little Junior Sister, tell me honestly why you hit me!"

Ling Miao rummaged through the mustard bag for the elixir Duan Yunzhou had given her yesterday and said casually.

"I can't explain clearly. The moment I was lying in bed yesterday, I suddenly felt panicked, and then I felt a sense of hasty and damn fate."

"I just feel that if I don't give you a good beating today, my appearance, my figure, my social etiquette, my good moral character, my good character, and even my soul will all be destroyed!"

Xuan Si looked away silently.

Forget it, my junior sister is sick for more than a day or two.

Lin Qiancheng's eyes widened slightly as he sat aside.

"Why do I feel like this? Obviously every time I lie down on the bed, I only feel a sense of peace of mind, as if I'm lying in a coffin."

Ling Miao: "..."

Xuan Si: This is indeed my peach blossom disaster. Elder Wu is so powerful.

He looked at Ling Miao who helped him loosen his bonds, then silently took out the elixir and stuffed it into his mouth.

Xuan Si frantically brainwashed himself: My junior sister only beat me because I was called by fate, and she also fed me pills, so she must not be sincere.

This catastrophe was probably because he repeatedly avoided meditating, so God punished him.

After confirming that Xuan Si was fine, Ling Miao picked up his small sack and ran away neatly.

You can't think about this matter carefully. The more you think about it, the more wrong it becomes. You must run away before Xuan Si can react.

Lin Qiancheng rarely rushed back to sleep, but ran with Ling Miao with great interest.

"Little Junior Sister, do we want to beat someone else?"

Ling Miao: "Well, Third Senior Sister, I'm going to get some eggs and take them to the secret realm to eat."

Lin Qiancheng: The light in his eyes dimmed again.

"That's it, then you go ahead, I'll go back first."

The chickens of the Yuehua Sect were kept free-range near the canteen. When Ling Miao approached, he happened to see a few hens laying eggs.

A devilish and stupid idea suddenly came into her mind.

Why not take a few chickens with you to the secret realm, so that you can have fresh eggs every day?

(End of this chapter)