Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 85 I despise him!

"But how could you have this? I thought"

Jiang Lu wanted to say, "I thought it could only be found in a lucky bag," but when he thought of explaining what a lucky bag was, he found it troublesome, so he simply stopped there.

The God of the Contract did not hide anything, and answered all questions: "I was looking for you. At that time, you became everywhere, so I thought about the opportunity to help you keep an eye on it. Maybe you would be useful when you come back to life, but looking for After all these years, I have only found this fragment, can you still use it if you try?"

"How should I try this?"

"I heard that cerebrospinal fluid may spurt out of your nostrils when you sneeze after cracking the skull. Anyway, it's fine if your heart is broken. Why don't you try the reverse operation?"

"Genius!" Jiang Lu applauded: "Get out!"

The God of Contract was taught a lesson and did not dare to speak.

But Jiang Xin gave it a try and found that his hippocampus could be put into his backpack.

[Fragments of the Evil God:? ? ? 】

【quality:? ? ? 】

【power:? ? ? 】

【Remark:? ? ? 】

It seems that it needs to be fused to know what its use is.

"I'll keep it for now and take a look at it when I get back."

Jiang Lu put away his hippocampus and asked the contract god: "If there is anything else I can use, bring it out for me to take a look at."

"No more."

"Why are you being polite to me?"

"?"

The God of Contracts sighed: "It's not that I won't give it to you, I really don't have anything you can use right now."

"Currently?" Jiang Lu chewed carefully: "Well, well, well, with a gun and a stick, you are insinuating that I am a weakling now, right?"

"But I'm not saying that, Lord, you really need to gather strength as soon as possible."

The god of the contract looked sad: "The war in the underworld is about to end. No matter whether you win or lose, everything will be reshuffled.

They are still evenly matched now, but once one side shows weakness, God will take action, and your time is running out. "

Regarding the war in the underworld, Jiang Lu heard the God of Redemption say it when he was in the Tower of Redemption. He did not expect that the God of Contract would also mention this war.

However, he had heard about the deeds of Zeus, so he didn't have a good impression of the gods in the Greek mythology system, so he didn't care about the underworld at all.

So Jiang Lu felt that it didn't matter at all:
"The underworld is none of my business, let them fight. Zeus is always looking for excitement. All I can say is to die."

Hearing this, the God of Contract was slightly stunned, and then his expression became a little complicated.

"You hate Zeus?"

"Of course." Jiang Luyi said righteously: "I still have a certain bottom line. What kind of thing is it that Zeus did? The gods came down to earth just to have an affair. I don't know how many illegitimate children there are. Pure thoroughbreds are simply disgusting. , I despise him!"

The God of Contract sighed secretly in his heart.

Jiang Lu lost more memories than he imagined.

He had forgotten how good of a brother he was with the like-minded Zeus, and even how much fun they had.

Using supreme power to pretend to be each other, exchanging identities for seven days, Jiang Lu went to heaven to sleep with a goddess, and Zeus slept with a female ghost in the underworld. Just picking one of these things is a heavyweight, but they are just the two of them sleeping together. Hina's daily life.

And Jiang Lu now actually said that he despised Zeus.

This made the God of Contract have to doubt that Jiang Lu had been reborn again. Now he has completely changed his life.

The God of Contract thought for a while, and in that case, there was no need to tell him what happened in the past, and there was no need to tell him that it was the army of the underworld that was attacking the underworld now, so as not to cause more trouble.

Thinking of this, the God of Contract avoided this topic:
"Then, I'll take you out first."

"Don't worry, I have never been to hell. You can show me around later."

"No." The God of Contract shook his head: "I must ensure your safety. Living people are not allowed to appear in hell."

Jiang Ludun felt his enthusiasm waning: "Okay, there will be opportunities in the future."

"Uh-huh."

"Mom, are you feeling better?" White sat beside the bed, holding Mrs. White's hand, with a look of distress on his face.

"Whitey. My son, my heart feels like a knife is stirring. This feeling is terrible."

"I understand, it's okay, everything will pass."

White's palms squeezed Mrs. White tightly with a little force.

Mrs. White, who was lying very weak in bed at this time, looked more than ten years older. She had only been there for a few ten minutes, and she even had a lot of white hair on her head.

White saw it in his eyes and felt pain in his heart.

"That bastard."

He cursed Jiang Lu in a low voice.

"Don't say that to him, he's just coughing." Mrs. White showed a tired smile: "Since he dares to propose signing an agreement, it means that he really feels that he loves me. This ending may be just because he was overwhelmed by his own heart. It’s not his fault that he was deceived.”

"Mother, you are sorry." White was speechless.

Mrs. White raised her head and looked at the ceiling blankly: "If you give me another chance, no matter how much he insists or even wants to leave, I will not let you sign an agreement with him."

At this moment, a strange air current suddenly appeared in the room.

White turned around suddenly, only to see that the agreement signed with Jiang Lu that had fallen to the ground and had no time to deal with began to emit a deep light again.

A yellow ooze-like substance emerged from the agreement, then quickly turned black and pooled.

The form of the God of Contract was quickly reunited.

In the shocked eyes of White and Mrs. White, Jiang Lu appeared again wearing a black evening gown and holding a banner.

On the banner are ten large golden characters——

The most wonderful man, the number one lover

"how do you"

White blurted out in disbelief.

When Mrs. White saw the banner, a suspicion suddenly appeared in her mind. Her original sick look disappeared without a trace in an instant, and she became ecstatic.

Jiang Lu smiled tenderly at Mrs. White: "I thought I would never see you again."

"Oh!" Mrs. White exclaimed, feeling as if a bullet called love had been shot into her chest.

Without saying a word, she immediately jumped up from the bed, threw herself into Jiang Lu's arms, buried her head in Jiang Lu's chest and sobbed aggrievedly.

At this time, the God of the contract began to read out in an indifferent tone according to the copy written by Jiang Lu: "After verification, this..."

"Park Haonan." Jiang Lu reminded.

"Mr. Park Ho-nam did not breach the contract. It was an error in our system. In order to express my apology, based on my comprehensive evaluation of Mr. Park Ho-nam's previous lives, I hereby issue him a certificate of recognition. From today on, he is the only designated 'peerless good man' in hell." , the number one love interest'."

"I knew it, I knew it!" Mrs. White cheered excitedly.

"system error?"

White sat blankly beside the bed. This was the first time he heard such modern vocabulary from this terrifying demon, let alone returning something if he caught it wrongly.

He clearly remembered that this damn devil once tempted him: It doesn't matter whether he breaks the contract or not. What you want is power, what I want is the soul. Even if he doesn't break the contract, you can't learn to do it. Is there a literal trap that forces him to breach the contract?
Now you tell me that I caught the wrong one and you still give me a pennant?What about playing?
"Wait, wait a minute, are you sure you made a mistake?" He confirmed hesitantly.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Lu was not anxious yet, but Mrs. White became anxious first: "What do you mean, do you want him to be taken away?"

White was speechless. In his opinion, his mother was hopeless.

"It's indeed a mistake."

The God of Contracts replied, and then the conversation changed:
"And the culprit of my mistake is you!"

"Me?" White didn't expect that the melon would be eaten by himself: "What does this have to do with me?"

"You abused the power I gave you, causing an omission in the connection between hell and reality. Therefore, I now want to take back your ability to sign the agreement on my behalf!"

"excuse me??"

[Author's Note]: For the convenience of distinction, heaven and hell refer specifically to the Hebrew mythology system, and heaven and underworld specifically refer to the Greek mythology system. As for the Nordic mythology, I have not written about it yet, and I will write about it later.

　I decided to put it on the shelves on Friday!I will notify the editor tomorrow!

　　
　
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