Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 2 Scored twice and scored a hat trick

After setting the villa on fire, Jiang Lu couldn't help but yawn.

Although there were some memorable moments, the night was not a great one.

Since coming to this world, he has not experienced a hearty battle for a long time.

He is not from this world, but he is not a time traveler either.

But he was exiled.

He was once the Lord of the Underworld. He was plotted by his henchmen and was sentenced to death after being tried to usurp the throne. He was brutally dismembered. However, because of his strength, he could not be completely killed even if his body was cut into pieces, so he was exiled to this world and reincarnated.

The good news is that before reincarnation, Jiang Lu used secret techniques to hide the truth and luckily regained control of part of his body, allowing it to reincarnate with him.

The bad news is that he didn't pay close attention to which part he got at the time. When he was born, he scared the doctor who attended the birth and fainted. He was also regarded as unlucky and was thrown into an orphanage by his biological parents.

The good news is that this part of the body holds memories.

The bad news is, only part of it has been saved.

The good news is that this part is the most critical part, including his identity as the Lord of the Underworld, his careful plan for revenge after being assassinated, and the illustration of the ghost girl in the underworld.

The bad news is that there is nothing except memory. Except for the penis brought back from the underworld, which is considered different from ordinary people, the rest is no different from ordinary people.

In short, the plan was very thorough, but it fell short on the first step of "returning the wretched development to its peak".

Although from the day he regained his memory at the age of three, Jiang Lu believed that he would definitely be able to return to the top, and maybe he could go even further after such an experience, and the future was promising.

But almost 20 years later, he is still a future warrior.

The only difference from 20 years ago is that he changed from an orphan in an orphanage to an orphanage caregiver.

Fortunately, there are ghosts in this world, which makes Jiang Lu always have some hope.

But now he is not much different from ordinary people, and the weakest ghost can easily hurt him.

Of course, the female ghost is another story.

It's just a pity that after many attempts, these female ghosts not only failed to bring about his transformation or help in his career, they even failed to satisfy his emotional needs.

With more and more disappointments like this, Jiang Lu gradually became numb.

Now, he is infinitely close to being exhausted. To him, hunting like tonight is just a pastime to relax his stress.

After stretching, Jiang Lu planned to go back to the orphanage.

By this time the children were almost awake, and soon it would be time for them to have breakfast, and as a carer, he had to be there.

Jiang Lu said to himself: "Yesterday, that little fat guy secretly scolded me behind my back. I have to rush back and spit in his breakfast."

While he was thinking about it, his cell phone suddenly rang.

The caller was the director of the orphanage. He always treated all the children in the orphanage as his own children. Even Jiang Lu, who had evolved from an orphan to a caregiver, still called him daddy. There was no difference at all. Level one said.

He was able to know so many clues about ghosts and ghosts, and it was all thanks to the dean.

Because the dean is a member of the exorcists, he always has various documents about ghosts in his study. If you take a peek, you will know where there are new ghosts.

Then he will go to the scene of the incident and observe secretly. If it is a male ghost, nothing will happen. If it is a female ghost, then he will strike hard!
As for why Jiang Lu didn't try to become an exorcist himself, it was naturally because he was so ordinary that he was not qualified to be selected by an organization that could train exorcists.

Because of this, he hates other exorcists except Dean.

The reason is that although he knows more about ghosts than the farmer uncle knows about rice, he has no chance to show off his skills.

In contrast, those who are not useful at all can receive generous benefits and even gain abilities beyond ordinary people.

It's not fair at all!
After picking up the phone, Jiang Lu pretended to have just woken up and said, "Hello? Dad, why are you calling me so early? I was dreaming that I was fighting the Landlord with Jesus and Tathagata. It's almost spring."

But the voice on the other end of the phone was extremely serious: "Where are you now?"

"Here." Jiang Lu looked around: "Ah, did you come into my room and find that I'm not there? Actually, I didn't just wake up, I was defecating in the toilet."

"There's no one in the toilet, where are you?"

Jiang Lu raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, I found it quite carefully, so I can only use that move!"

There is no signal.

"Hello? What are you talking about? There is no signal in the toilet, so I can't hear you."

The voice on the other end of the phone was obviously more anxious. Regardless of whether Jiang Lu heard it or not, he shouted hysterically: "You bastard, are you peeking at my email again? I'm warning you, if you sneak out again Whatever adventure you are going on, no matter where you are now, come back quickly, that is the spiritual realm, not the lonely ghosts of the past, it is the spiritual realm!!"

"What is it?"

Jiang Lu's face was full of confusion. He seemed to have heard the dean saying something important seriously, but in the second half, the voice on the phone kept intermittent and he couldn't hear clearly at all.

Take away the mobile phone, the signal grid has changed to three words: no service.

Jiang Lu scratched his face: "There is really no signal? You just follow your words, right?"

The dean with gray hair on the other end of the phone had a solemn expression on his face, and he hit the armrest of the sofa heavily with his fist.

"Damn, damn, damn! You can't really go there, can you?"

Last night, he received an email announcing that a ghost had killed several novice exorcists in a villa in the northern suburbs of the city. He didn't take it seriously at first. After all, the sacrifice of exorcists was nothing new, let alone someone who had just become an exorcist. It is normal for a newbie of the devil to be overturned in the hands of a ghost because of his carelessness.

It wasn't until this morning that Jiang Lu was not in the bedroom again that she realized something was wrong.

A translucent panel suddenly appeared in front of the dean.

The above spiritual realm information has been updated——

[Spirit Realm "Family Portrait" is coming soon]

【Difficulty: A】

[Strategy level range: 1~30]

[Location: Northern Suburbs of Chishan City]

【Remarks: None】

Seeing this, the dean's expression was almost distorted: "A-level. A-level!! How could it be an A-level that even a senior exorcist like me could die?!" Gritting his teeth, the dean immediately set off. Planning to rush to the northern suburbs.

"Now, I just ask you to hold on until I get there! You bastard!"

At the same time, Jiang Lu was standing there in a daze.

In the time it took to answer the phone, the villa that was still burning just now was now intact.

Not only is it in perfect condition, it even looks like it has just been completed and is completely brand new now compared to the dilapidated appearance before.

Just when Jiang Lu felt very surprised, the door of the villa automatically opened without any wind and creaked.

In the hall on the first floor of the villa, there were three corpses covered with white cloth.

One of the bodies was of normal size, while the other two were very small and appeared to be an adult and two children.

The three corpses all have a common feature, that is, the white cloth on the head is dyed dark red.

A somewhat familiar woman was leaning on the handrail of the stairs, her eyes were empty and she was slumped on the ground with an expressionless face.

Jiang Lu's expression suddenly became subtle.

He quietly came to the woman and said affectionately: "Madam, we meet again."

The woman is indifferent.

"Don't you recognize me?" Jiang Lu asked tentatively.

The woman still didn't respond.

Jiang Lu thought for a while, then stood up and came to the three corpses, dragging them over one by one.

When the white cloth on the largest corpse was lifted, it was revealed to be a male corpse.

The most terrifying thing is that he has no face!

His face seemed to have been gouged out, with pits and pits, and the bones of his eye sockets and mouth were even completely exposed to the air.

Jiang Lu didn't change his expression, pointed at him and asked the woman: "Then do you know him? He is your husband."

The woman's pupils shrank.

Jiang Lu didn't seem to notice this and continued the same behavior.

"Then do you know him? He is your son."

The woman's expression gradually became ferocious.

"Then do you know her? She is your daughter."

"Ahhhhh!!"

The woman suddenly let out a shrill scream, as if she had just come to her senses, and shouted with fear on her face and inarticulately: "It wasn't me, it wasn't me!"

Jiang Lu hugged her and comforted her gently: "It's okay, it's all over. As long as I'm here, I won't let you think of these painful memories."

The woman's emotions gradually calmed down.

But he still couldn't speak clearly, as if he was mumbling: "It's not me."

"Okay, okay, it's not you."

Jiang Lu whispered perfunctorily while trying to help her up.

The woman stumbled several times but never managed to stand up.

Jiang Lu was a little impatient.

Simply put one hand through the woman's armpit, supporting her back, and the other hand supported her leg, and picked up the princess.

Then, following the route in my memory, I climbed up the stairs step by step and returned to the place where the dream began.

Half an hour after leaving the woman on the bed.

Jiang Lu found that the bathroom, which was no different from a ruin before, was now clean and tidy. The sweat on his body had already made him feel sticky, and now he felt itchy all over.

Without thinking much, he walked straight in and planned to take a shower.

The moment the hot water was released, Jiang Lu felt extremely relaxed and hummed involuntarily.

"Use your bathroom~take a bath~"

"The wife in your bed said you died well~"

Soon, the bathroom door was pushed open, and Jiang Lu came out covered in hot steam.

As soon as he walked out, he found that the woman who had just looked traumatized after the war was sitting in front of the dressing table combing her hair.

Jiang Lu showed a smile, walked to her side cautiously, and gently held her shoulders.

"You're still alive? It's really incredible!"

The woman turned her head mechanically, but there was still hair on her face!

The person in front of me didn't seem to be the woman just now.

"cluck"

A strange smile came from his hair, as if he was mercilessly mocking Jiang Lu.

But Jiang Lu smiled even more.

"I knew you were here! But why are you wearing Madam's clothes and using human things?"

The strange laughter stopped abruptly.

"You are so rude!"

A terrified whimper came from his hair.

Jiang Lu couldn't help but hugged the female ghost whose head was covered with hair on both sides.
　The author has quit his job, paid his rent, and disconnected the Internet cable. He promises to concentrate on coding from today on and will never betray his dear readers. I will post this as proof.
　　
　
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