Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 176 Mother and child are safe
Jiang Lu had heard that in history, especially among the group of eunuchs, some people liked to watch others perform in front of them even though they could not do their best.

It's like putting out your own food for other people to enjoy, and I'm watching from the side. I don't know if I'm taking it in or what, but in short, I'm very happy as long as it's like this.

This habit reminded Jiang Lu of a special group - Chloromao.

A known,

The eunuch had never had sex before, and Chlor Mao couldn't do it without seeing someone else behind his lover.

The eunuch liked to watch from the side, and so did Chlor Mao.

The life of a eunuch is not acceptable to ordinary people, and the life of Chlor Mao is not acceptable to ordinary people either.

Eunuchs are slaves, and so is Chlor Mao.

To sum up, Jiang Lu made a surprising discovery. Chlor Mao was roughly equal to a eunuch.

In other words, eunuch is not a noun or profession, but a psychological state. From beginning to end, eunuch has never disappeared in history, and is even around us!
So Jiang Lu looked at Jiang Jiese beside him and said seriously: "You eunuch!"

"Ah?" Jiang Jise was confused and didn't understand what he had missed.

Water baby is made of this material mixed with starch.

Now even Jiang Jiese couldn't help but become solemn: "What should we do?"

Jiang Lu said seriously: "The patient has several golf balls stuck, but because golf balls are spheres, there are gaps between the spheres, and there is room for manipulation.

The worst thing is that the light bulb is very fragile. You can break it and take it out bit by bit while protecting your mouth. But the jade is not good. It is solid. No matter how you damage it, it will only break into a few pieces. It should be Whatever happens.

Jiang Lu said, first preparing to try to push it out.

Jiang Jiese was stunned: "What I want to ask is how can you help her?"

"It doesn't matter, I'll do it!" Jiang Lu stood up and began to think about the medical plan.

But the latter shook his head: "I feel like vomiting just looking at this. I can't help you."

Perhaps hearing what he said was well-founded and very professional, the beautiful woman couldn't help but feel convinced and subconsciously asked: "Doctor, what do you think I should do?"

"Why am I mentally disabled?!"

Others may not be able to tell, but Jiang Lu can sense that the current situation is actually very dangerous.

When Jiang Jiese heard her address, he sighed: "How many times have I told you, don't call me Lord, I am no longer the person I used to be."

And this naturally made him think elsewhere.

"I've seen similar cases before."

It's like pushing a light bulb into your mouth. It's easy to put it in, but once the light bulb goes in, it gets stuck and you can't take it out.

But the current situation is different. It is embedded tightly and has no focus at all, which is a bit difficult to handle. "

But as soon as she exerted force, the beautiful woman turned pale and shook her head wildly: "No!"

In the same way, once jade Ruyi enters the body, it is stuck in the happy bean and cannot be taken out.

Although she couldn't take it out immediately and was so anxious that she was sweating profusely, the beautiful woman nervously chose to defend Jiang Jese first.

Before Jiang Jiese could finish his words, Jiang Lu raised his hand and interrupted: "Now is not the time to talk about this. You are disgusting, but I still want to save people. In the name of salvation, I will never I would make anyone suffer in my presence.”

"Don't worry." Jiang Lu held down the beautiful woman's hand holding the hem of her skirt, preventing her from putting it down, and said seriously: "You are in a very dangerous situation now, you must take things out as soon as possible."

Jiang Lu had no choice but to stop and observe again with a solemn expression. After a while, he said in shock: "It turns out it's not jade, it's sodium polyacrylate!"

"Of course I know I need to take it out, but..." The beautiful woman felt like she was about to cry. She hesitated to speak and looked at Jiang Jiese as if asking for help.

He and Jiang Lu came from the same origin. Strictly speaking, they were not from this world. Naturally, they knew a lot of knowledge that did not belong to this world.

She remembered that Jiang Jiese said that he would not come back until night, so she sat on the wicker chair where he usually sat when reading, smelling his scent and doing such a thing.

The beautiful woman wanted to say something else, but Jiang Lu had already stepped forward and squatted directly in front of the wicker chair to carefully check the specific situation.

So Jiang Jese, who felt insulted, took out his burnt foundation from the storage bag he carried with him, and choked with sobs: "It would be fine if I connected it, and I am like this because of you, isn't it?" Really? Why do you still call me a eunuch?"

"Let me try first to see if I can solve it through physical means."

She didn't expect that Jiang Jise would come back not long after noon. She was a little at a loss for a moment. She accidentally slipped the jade Ruyi in without paying attention, and it was stuck tightly.

"But."

The dispute between the two also attracted the attention of the beautiful woman.

Sodium polyacrylate is a polymer water-absorbent resin, which is formed from acrylic acid molecules through a polymerization reaction and swells when exposed to water.

Seeing Jiang Lu looking deep in thought, Jiang Jiese hesitated again and again and opened his mouth: "You"

Seeing Jiang Lu being so bold, the beautiful woman was ashamed and annoyed. She wanted to say something more serious, but then she remembered that this man came back with Jiang Jise, and she was worried about offending him, so she didn't want to say anything more, so she just Neng panicked and wanted to reach out and lower the hem of her lifted skirt to cover her legs.

"The physical defects can be made up for, but what about the psychological defects?"

"Sodium polyacrylate?" Jiang Jiese was also shocked: "Are you crazy?!"

Jiang Jiese couldn't understand it even more.

"I'm ashamed to be with you." Jiang Lu continued to output: "You make me feel sick!"

"Lord, please listen to my explanation."

"How can you be so rude!"

"There are two ways now." Jiang Lu gave a treatment plan: "The first is to wait until she is burst, and then you can heal her."

Although this statement is scary, in fact, it is not unacceptable in this world of cultivation where it is difficult to kill just a random passerby.

But before Jiang Jiese could express his stance, the beautiful woman shook her head wildly: "No, it can't be done!"

Although this is not life-threatening, which woman would be willing to expose such an ugly side in front of the person she loves?

"In this case, there is only the second option."

Jiang Lu took a deep breath: "You feel it first, are you done now?"

"What does it mean?" The beautiful woman didn't know why.

Jiang Lu explained: "Do you feel like there's a knock on the door?"

When he said this, the beautiful woman immediately understood and nodded: "Just right."

"Okay, then take a deep breath and be ready to use force at any time. I will find a way to open the door, then squeeze the space inside the door and push it out through air pressure!"

"Isn't this impossible?" The beautiful woman was frightened when she heard this: "I have never given birth to a child, so it is definitely impossible to open it."

"As long as I say yes!" Jiang Lu said without any doubt: "Get ready!" As he said that, he put his hand on the patient's area.

"open!"

As Jiang Lu activated the opening technique, he also began to exert force on his hands.

The next moment, Sodium Polyacrylate Ruyi really came out.

But before Jiang Lu could breathe a sigh of relief, Sodium Polyacrylate Ruyi was sucked in again, which was self-defeating.

"What's going on?" The beautiful woman was so anxious that she almost cried.

"Oops." Jiang Lu pinched his chin and said with some annoyance: "Although it is a perfect fit, it actually does not achieve the ideal airtightness. When the air inside is squeezed out, it becomes a vacuum, and the internal and external air pressure The difference is that it was squeezed back by the atmospheric pressure!"

"Doctor, please think of a solution!"

Jiang Lu waved his hand: "Don't worry, I thought of another one!"

Jiang Jiese on the side had already covered his face helplessly: "Why do you talk like farts?"

"No, I really thought of it this time." Jiang Lu said sternly: "There is a limit to its water absorption. Theoretically speaking, as long as the amount of water it absorbs is less than the amount of water it produces, then the water pressure can be used Flush it out.”

"Then what should I do?" the beautiful woman asked as if she didn't understand.

Jiang Lu looked at Jiang Jiese: "I have already seen that the person she loves most is you, so if you only want to cook her with thick breasts, she will definitely not be able to bear it."

"?" Jiang Jise and the beautiful woman were silent at the same time.

"Is there a possibility?" Jiang Jiese said with a strange expression: "She also loves you the most?"

"Huh?" Jiang Lu looked at the beautiful woman in confusion: "Are you so casual?"

Without waiting for the beautiful woman to say anything, Jiang Jise continued: "Is there a possibility that she is Bai Yi?"

"Huh?" Jiang Lu was startled: "How is that possible? I remember Baiyi's hair used to be very long, why is it like this now! But when you put it this way, the shape is a bit like..."

"Have you fucking evolved to recognize people by this?!"

This shocked Jiang Jiese, who had chosen different technology trees from Jiang Lu after reviving his life.

Baiyi, who has transformed from the pretty girl back then to the beautiful woman she is now, smiled awkwardly: "It's the hair loss period."

But after saying that, she also realized something: "You are."

"To make a long story short." Jiang Lu explained: "I am the original body."

"No wonder you have the ability to open my door." Baiyi thought of something and asked eagerly: "By the way, you haven't quit, right?"

"No." Jiang Lu looked up at the sky and said with pride: "As a practitioner, the main thing is to never forget the original intention!"

"Can we do that for a while?" Bai Yi hesitated.

Jiang Lu smiled slightly: "Yes, but I want to remind you that I am stronger now than before."

"Stronger" Baiyi murmured, endless thoughts already appearing in his mind.

In an instant, without any real physical contact, Bai Yi was already enlightened.

With an explosion, Sodium Polyacrylate Ruyi seemed to be hit by a huge force from the inside, and was launched from the magazine at a terrifying speed.

"My Lord. My Lord! Do you feel how much I miss you?!" Baiyi was overturned by the powerful recoil, twisting uneasily on the water-stained ground and shouting in confusion. .

Fortunately, Jiang Lu reacted quickly. He lowered his head and the sodium polyacrylate flew out, grazing Jiang Lu's scalp and bombarding the mountain opposite, blasting a big crater into the mountain.

Looking at the big pit, with Baiyi's murmur and the sound of rushing water echoing in his ears, Jiang Lu didn't know what to say, so he could only say to Jiang Jise awkwardly but politely: "Congratulations, mother and son are safe, you My wife gave birth to a big fat fake baby.”

Jiang Jiese stared at Jiang Lu silently for a long time, then shook his head and sighed: "I need to prepare the things I want to give you, so you can wait here."

After saying that, he took steps towards the house.

When he walked to the door, he thought of something, turned to Jiang Lu and said, "Please stay with her, she has missed you all these years."

"What's the difference between you and me?"

"I'm quitting sex."

"Oh, there's really nothing we can do about it."

Jiang Lu nodded and watched Jiang Jiese disappear from the door.

After standing there for a moment, Jiang Lu came to the ecstatic Baiyi and helped her up.

Baiyi almost forgot how embarrassing what happened just now, and all he could think about was the young man in front of him.

As soon as she regained some strength, she lifted up the overturned wicker chair, arranged for Jiang Lu to sit down, then leaned her head on his lap and listened.

"That's right! It's such a powerful beating sound. After so many years, I finally heard it again!" Baiyi shouted excitedly, and couldn't wait to pounce on Jiang Lu: "My lord, you will change ten thousand times again." , the slave family also recognizes you!"

It's not wrong that cats follow their owners. Jiang Lu can identify people by splitting, and Baiyi, who transformed from a cat into a bug, can identify people by cows.

"You've suffered." Jiang Lu said with some distress, "It's hard to imagine how you survived your hair attacks all these years."

"Keep shouting at the door."

"Good!" Jiang Lu clapped his hands and said, "It fits my impression of you very well."

"My Lord, that" Baiyi blinked timidly: "What you just said"

"Ah, um, now?"

"Yeah" Baiyi nodded shyly: "That... is whether it is possible."

"Can it be anything?"

"That's what I want to be like before, the most classic one."

"that"

Jiang Lu said with some embarrassment: "But today is different from the past. Now the conditions are limited, where can you still find your favorite gold sand?"

"It doesn't matter." Baiyi rubbed Jiang Lu and said coquettishly: "I'm very good now. I won't choose. If there is no gold sand, mud sand will do."

Jiang Lu felt really distressed this time.

He knew how squeamish Baiyi was in the past, but now the environment has changed to this, and the edges have been smoothed by time. How could he, the master, not feel ashamed?
Thinking of this, he planned to make it up to her.

"Let's go." Jiang Lu stood up: "I will agree to whatever you want today."

"My lord, you are so kind~"

A moment later, the farmers who were working at the foot of the mountain saw a young stranger holding a human-shaped object upside down, inserting it into the soil with his hands, and galloping around the field like a plow. It looked like it was He was plowing the land faster than the village's best agricultural expert, and from time to time there was laughter like silver bells.
(End of this chapter)