Alliance: If you are asked to take the order, will you become an e-sports poet?

Chapter 6: Back then, I was searching thousands of miles for a title. Wait for me to get my head first!
"Ask me, you're asking about the cow! I've seen you brush it several times. If you know how to do it, can you not tell me?"

"I'm talking about being a teenager and treating kidney deficiency. It doesn't contain sugar. That's it!"

Just when the barrage was coming, the opposite mid laner cooperated with the jungler to directly gank, and successfully killed Victor who slipped away.

"I'm so tired!!"

"Who sent that bombardment just now? Stand up for labor and management!"

He pointed his left hand at the screen and adjusted his glasses frame with his right hand, looking like a clown.

【666, this can all be blamed on the barrage, right? 】

[My companion is a fierce C, and you, a professional player, are giving me a fierce C. 】

[If you don’t understand, just ask, does the anchor think the captain is good at beating Sword Girl? 】

[Hahahahahahaha, it’s okay to treat kidney deficiency without sugar. Mr. Tai really didn’t study in elementary school in vain. 】

[Do you understand me in the live broadcast room?What’s the next sentence?]

【.】

[Damn it, you’re not talking anymore, are you?In Douyin, everyone is either from Tsinghua University or Peking University, or they are international students. How come they can't memorize any bad poems? 】

[I think Mr. Tai’s recitation is correct! 】

[Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?Labor and management go directly to Baidu! 】

While the water friends were switching to the web page, Chen Luo, who had been silent until now, suddenly spoke.

"I chatted about my youthful madness. I hold the yellow on my left and the blue on my right. I wear a brocade hat and mink fur, and ride thousands of horses to roll around the plain. In order to repay the love of the city, I followed the prefect and shot the tiger myself to see Mr. Sun. I was drunk, my chest and courage were still open. There was a slight frost on my temples. , so why not! In the clouds holding the knot, when will I send Feng Tang? I will draw the eagle bow like the full moon, look northwest, and shoot at the wolf."

As soon as he finished reciting it, Chen Luo suddenly covered his mouth.

Damn it, why did I memorize it all without realizing it!
Originally, Chen Luo was not prepared to answer the call. He just wanted to finish this order and then rush to take the next order.

But because it hadn’t been long since I had just memorized this Song poem, I picked up the song on my own.

This time,

The posture and water friends were all confused.

The live broadcast room that used to be noisy suddenly became extremely quiet, as if time in the entire world had stopped.

After half an hour,

The posture was confused.

"No, buddy, I, Yarema, am really good at it!?"

"Labour and management have never heard of it, but you memorized it all?"

Afterwards, the barrages began to flood the screen like crazy.

[If this is junior high school, I can only say that you still have to practice.But now that I have graduated from college, I can only say one thing: Awesome! 】

[To be honest, I wasn’t surprised at all he said. There are many people who know this thing, but it’s too exaggerated for him to memorize it all in one breath! 】

【see it?This is the average level of our League of Legends players! 】

[I’m going to fuck you. Why didn’t anyone say anything just now?It pops out now, right? 】

[It’s a pity that this guy won’t be the anchor.The operation is so good and the program effect is also good. 】

[But it feels like you only know this one, right? 】

[Not a good review. How about another question? 】

【Blank!Labor and management should go to Baidu to find something difficult! 】

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

In an instant, all the fans in the live broadcast room went to Baidu to look for poems.

In their words.
I have never been so serious during class.

After a while,

The serious live broadcast room that was originally filled with "My Yarema" and other similar barrages was suddenly mixed with some strange things.

[What is the next sentence of "Bing Dao Ru Shui"?This guy will never do it! 】

[New lyrics to a song, wine to drink, next sentence!If he could, I would just eat it. 】

[Also, the next line about those days when I was searching thousands of miles for a title! 】

【I also have one here.】

【.】

Looking at the various poems floating on the barrage, I felt insulted.

"No, what are you asking about? You don't really think this guy can do it, do you?"

It’s not that I look down on people.

But those who play these games well generally do not have very high academic qualifications.

Take professional players as an example. Most of them graduated from middle school or high school.

Even like posture, he dropped out of school before finishing junior high school.

When you ask these people about poetry, it basically means the same as asking them what your champion is.
However, seeing the barrage flooding the screen like crazy, I just picked a few and asked casually.

Of course, he didn't expect Chen Luo to answer it at all.

In fact, Chen Luo really doesn’t want to go back.
But among these poems, he knew many of them but had not reviewed them since he came to this world.

Now if you memorize it again, can you also get freely allocable attribute points?

After thinking briefly, Chen Luo also spoke calmly.

"With knives like water, Wu Yan beats snow, and slender fingers break new oranges. The brocade is warm at first, and the scent of beasts continues. They sit opposite each other and tune the sheng." "Ask in a low voice: Who are you going to spend the night with? It's already three o'clock in the city. The horse is slippery. It’s so thick, it’s better to stop and go, since there are only a few people traveling.”

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for successfully reciting Zhou Bangyan's "Youth Travel: The Sword is Like Water". You can freely allocate attribute points +0.5. 】

Listening to the system notification sound in his mind, Chen Luo raised a smile on his lips.

Sure enough, this trick works.

On the other side, the barrages were all confused.

【? ? ? 】

【? ? ? 】

[No, buddy, you are really good at it! ! ! 】

[Lao Zhi has never even heard of this song, how come he can recite it so smoothly? 】

[Holy shit, shit, shit!Can't it be a current search? 】

But Chen Luo didn't give them a chance to question at all and continued to speak calmly.

"A new song with new lyrics and a glass of wine, the weather is the same as last year. When will the sun set?"

"The flowers fell helplessly, and the familiar swallows returned. The fragrant path in the small garden wandered alone."

"Huanxisha by Yan Shu of the Northern Song Dynasty·A new song and a glass of wine."

Just like before, after memorizing this song, the system prompt sound also came out.

Chen Luo was in a good mood and said casually,
"You should know this one."

【.】

[I feel I have been insulted, an unprecedented insult! 】

[Okay, okay, it should be all right?Just stand here and don't move. I'll go to the kitchen and get you some money. 】

[Kneel down, kneel down!What kind of poetry accumulation is this?Just open your mouth and still remember the author and title, damn it.]

[I feel like it’s not a current search, this guy is still facing off against JJking! 】

【Too fantasy! 】

Then,

He continued to speak.

"In those days, I searched thousands of miles for a title"

"Wait for me to get the head first."

Upon hearing this sentence, the expressions of the commentators suddenly became weird.

[Is this really true? 】

[It’s hard to comment, maybe the ancient poets played League of Legends when they had nothing to do. 】

[Hahahahahahaha!Don't make me laugh, okay? 】

[No need to wait. Isn’t this guy doing the operation? ? 】

The posture was also very curious, and he quickly moved his perspective to the top road.

In the picture, the captain who was ahead of Yao Guang was chasing the Sword Princess Hammer.

Because the damage done to both sides was not at the same level, JJking did not dare to resist and kept retreating.

but
Chen Luo's operation made everyone look stupid!

I saw the captain first using two tangent barrels at the extreme distance to create a deceleration effect.
Immediately afterwards, there was another small move to twist away Sword Queen's W.

JJking was stunned when he saw that his [Laurent's Eye Sword] was twisted away by the captain at an almost right angle.

Before Bo Gang could think more,
Chen Luo once again placed a [Gunpowder Keg] at the feet of Sword Princess at the extreme distance.

JJking immediately wanted to turn around and grab the bucket.

But just when the second bar of the gunpowder barrel was about to decay to its limit, Chen Luo directly used Q [Gunfire Negotiation] and detonated it instantly.

Bang!
A huge explosion sounded, and there was only a trace of Sword Queen's health bar left.

At last,
Chen Luo waited until Q's CD improved, raised the weathered gun in his hand, and gently pulled the trigger.

bang~
A bright yellow bullet swirled with the burning smell of gunpowder in the air, and penetrated Fiona's head in JJKing's desperate eyes.

One shot kills.

dbhcbnlkak (Disaster of the Ocean) killed Den Yi San Ban Axe (Wushuang Sword Princess)!
This wave of smooth and silky movements, as smooth as a textbook, made everyone's scalp numb.

As a captain player, I know what this means.

this person
Just a monster!

At the moment when the barrage in the live broadcast room stopped, Chen Luo's voice came again.

"Back then, I traveled thousands of miles to search for the title of a prince, and I garrisoned Liangzhou on horseback. Wherever the dream of Guanhe River ends, the dust is dark and the old Diaoqiu is there."

"Hu is still alive, his hair is beginning to fall, and his tears are empty."

"Who would have expected that in this life, my heart will be in Tianshan and my body will be in Cangzhou."

"Lu You of the Song Dynasty expressed his true love. At that time, he traveled thousands of miles to find a feudal lord."

At this moment, the whole audience went crazy!

　Thank you to Mr. Yelan Tingfeng for your recommendation vote. I wish you auspicious times and auspicious days, good years and good moons like the wind, increased blessings, increased wealth, long life, long life, wealth and benefit, and noble children, and filial sons and grandsons. , have prosperity and honor every year, wealth, power and a bright future! !
　　


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