Imperial County Magistrate

Chapter 83 Absurd
"Mei Ruolan!"

Civil and military officials look at me and I look at you. This name is not unfamiliar to them.

Taifu Zhao said thoughtfully: "Miss Ruolan's poems are indeed good, but she doesn't seem to have reached such a state, right?"

Apparently this old guy was once Mei Ruolan's benefactor.

It's really hard for Laobang Cai to still have such interest.

A bachelor squinted his eyes: "Not necessarily."

Everyone looked over and the scholar said: "Liu Xiangyin is good at music and Qin Yufeng is beautiful in dance. In terms of appearance, girl Ruolan is actually inferior to them. Maybe she has studied poetry so hard over the years and has made rapid progress. After all, it depends on this. It’s for dinner.”

Xiao Linglong's head was covered with black lines, and she looked at the bachelor who spoke in bewilderment. "You are very familiar with it!"

As soon as the bachelor looked at His Majesty's expression, he knew that he had said the wrong thing, and he coughed quickly: "Ahem, Your Majesty, this is all what I heard, what I heard! How much salary does your salary have per year? I can't afford it!"

Her Majesty the Empress was too lazy to ask questions about this kind of thing. She looked at the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue and said, "Master Zhang, are you sure that these poems were written by Mei Ruolan?"

Master Zhang sneered: "I don't dare."

Xiao Linglong frowned, and someone murmured: "His Royal Highness Prince Ning is said to have a very close relationship with women such as Mei Ruolan and Liu Xiangyin, and the three women were also in the Noble Hall that night. Maybe His Highness Prince Ning will know."

Yes, why did you forget that guy!
Xiao Linglong felt happy in her heart. No matter how much she had, she would try her best even if she only had a little hope.

"Come on!"

"exist!"

"Pass on my oral instructions, ordering Prince Ning to enter the palace to meet the Holy Spirit!"

"As ordered!"

As long as there is hope in the heart, people will feel extra energetic!
The people who were looking sad the day before were now all red-faced and craned their necks to wait for Prince Ning to enter the palace to meet the emperor, so that he could ask who wrote these poems.

However, after waiting for most of the day, almost an hour passed, and Prince Ning did not show up.

Just when everyone was suspicious, the person sent out to summon him came back: "Your Majesty, His Highness Prince Ning was drunk in Wanchun Tower and was unable to enter the palace to meet the Holy Spirit."

"Drunk in broad daylight! Are you so happy?" Xiao Linglong was a little unbelievable.

The summoner scratched his head and said cautiously: "Your Majesty, Your Highness Prince Ning does not drink alone."

"Who were you drinking with?" Xiao Linglong asked.

"Yes, Zhao Kang! Both of them were drunk. When Wei Chen arrived at Wanchun Tower, they were recognizing their relatives."

Her Majesty the Empress was stunned, and all the officials were also stunned.

Zhao Kang and Prince Ning recognize each other?Are they related by blood?

Wanchun Building.

Mei Ruolan's wing on the third floor.

The scene was very lively, with Zhao Kang and Xiao Feiyu's faces glowing red, and the three servants also drank a lot of wine.

I saw His Highness Prince Ning holding a lampstand. He was already seven or eight points drunk and walked crookedly when he came to sit in front of Zhao Kang.

He cupped his hands into fists and said vaguely: "Bu has been wandering for half his life, and he only regrets that he has never met his master. If you don't give up, Bu is willing to be your adoptive father!"

Zhao Kang's face was filled with red light and he was dancing with joy: "I have to be a gifted hero from heaven! Fengxian, my son, come quickly, my adoptive father will reward you with Diao Chan!"

As he said that, he pushed Qin Yufeng, who had a pink face and had been drinking a lot, over.

Xiao Feiyu immediately threw away the candlestick used as Fang Tian's painted halberd, and kept Qin Yufeng smiling as obscenely as he could!Zhao Kang waved his hand: "Stop it, stop it, you are acting too much like a pervert! As for the people, keep playing music and keep dancing!"

Liu Xiangyin, who wanted to be dignified and elegant, was taught by Zhao Kang, holding the guqin horizontally in the room. He stepped on the stool with one foot and held the guqin with his knees and left hand.

The slender fingers of his right hand plucking the strings cuacuacua, bursts of harsh noises came out!What a collapse of etiquette and music!
The madam at the door of the wing was so anxious that she was sweating profusely. Xiao Linglong, who had dressed up in disguise and came in a hurry with several officials, was stunned.

Mr. Wang Songbai, the Minister of Personnel, turned his head away and said: "It's an insult to gentlemen, it's an insult to gentlemen!"

Xiao Xuance's mouth was so long that he could stuff an egg into it, and he looked at Zhao Kang shouting: "Change the show, change the show, now Pan Jinlian seduces Wu Erlang, Jinlian, Jinlian, where are you, come here quickly, you seduce me first, and then I refuse." You, if you continue to seduce me, I will reject you! Fengxianfengxian, where did you die!"

His Highness Prince Ning could no longer stand still and sat on the ground holding Diao Chan and burping.

Grandma, today is an eye-opener. Damn Zhao Kang knows how to play. I can only play the role of the overlord and force myself to cross the bow. This guy has started to seduce his sister-in-law.

He also needs to seduce him hard!Reject the twists and turns!I still have to study more!

The little old man, the Minister of Etiquette, covered his eyes and yelled at how decent he was, while looking through his fingers at the usually dignified and elegant three noble men of the Qing Dynasty hugging Zhao Kang, Xiao Feiyu.

The old man couldn't stand it anymore.

The absurd scene finally made Xiao Linglong unable to bear it anymore, and she roared: "Zhao Kang!"

"Who is Lao Tzu!"

When Zhao Kang turned around, he saw Her Majesty the Empress's bruised face, and he immediately became excited.

this face!this face!
It's that bitch woman!

Even though he was still drunk, Zhao Kang was half-awakened by the wine!
After all, he had been beaten like that by one person in his two lifetimes, and the impact was really profound!

With a plop, Mr. Zhao knelt down and burped before saying: "Wei minister pays homage to my emperor!"

He had forgotten that he was a commoner now. It was obvious that he had not fully sobered up from the wine, and the ceremony was not good-looking, as if he was lying on the ground.

"You! You!" Seeing the woman's scarf still wrapped around Zhao Kang's neck, Xiao Linglong was almost furious.

At this moment, a confused call made Xiao Linglong almost spit out blood.

"Father! Where are you, foster father! Give Diao Chan back to me..."

Xiao Feiyu’s wine hasn’t arrived yet.

This is how you fucking recognize your relatives, right?
……

Tai Hospital.

After each person drank eight bowls of sobering soup, the two men and three women, Zhao Kang, Xiao Feiyu, Liu Xiangyin, Qin Yufeng, and Mei Ruolan, finally sobered up.

The three servants were all frightened. They had never entered the palace before!And even if you enter the palace, you can actually see Her Majesty the Empress!
And looking at Her Majesty’s appearance, it looks like someone has robbed her of money?
The expression is distorted.

"Green Yuan, take the three of them to the side hall and wait."

"Yes."

The three women were taken away, leaving only two "father and son" Zhao Kang and Xiao Feiyu.

Before the two of them knew what was going on, they saw that Her Majesty the Empress had picked up a court staff as thick as a baby's arm from the side. Zhao Kang was so frightened that he jumped three feet high and assumed a monkey fist posture.

"You, you, you! What are you doing! Let me tell you, I am no longer your subject. I am a civilian now! A law-abiding citizen! I have not committed any crime and I have not committed adultery. You can't hit me!"

Just kidding, with such a thick garden stick, you can still beat someone to death with just a few blows!

(End of this chapter)