Imperial County Magistrate

Chapter 478: The National Master is sincere and I won’t bully him
Unlike the simple equipment of the Qucheng defenders, the Jin soldiers under Chamuha were well-equipped.

They only belong to Helianwei's vanguard army, and they are the group with the most outstanding combat capabilities among the entire Jin Kingdom army.

In addition to the uniformly issued scimitar, each person was also issued twenty arrows.

A wave of arrows was thrown down, and the defenders on the city could only find cover to hide.

But many soldiers still fell to the ground after being hit by arrows.

Zhao Mingyi ordered people to take the soldiers in his hands down for treatment and considered countermeasures.

It was daytime now, which was advantageous for the attacking enemy. The gap in equipment and weapons also made it more difficult to defend the city.

"Damn if there was gunpowder!"

Zhao Mingyi cursed in his heart. His wife Nalancai was the prefect of Guzhou and was also a high-ranking official in the entire Jingguo.

Naturally, we also know that Qian Guo has sent black gunpowder to Jing Guo in the past two years, and Zhao Mingyi has even seen the power of gunpowder.

Hmm, gunpowder?
A person suddenly flashed through Zhao Mingyi's mind. The person who created the black gunpowder was Zhao Kang, the national master of the Qian Kingdom with the same surname as him!
Regarding Zhao Kang, although Zhao Mingyi had never met him, he admired him very much in his heart, so he paid special attention to everything about Zhao Kang.

"I remember Nalan seemed to have said that the Imperial Guard once used some kind of defensive equipment to defend Jinlin Pass for half a month."

Zhao Mingyi recalled the scene in his mind of his wife's trembling laughter when she said this.

"That Imperial Master of the Qian Kingdom was really amazing. He actually poisoned the shit and boiled it. It almost sickened the Qi Zhou soldiers who were attacking the city to death!"

correct!Golden juice!
Zhao Mingyi's eyes lit up, and he stretched out his head to look at the Jin soldiers who were still hitting the city gate.

The queue to knock on the door was very long. If the boiled excrement was poured down on the head, no matter how strong the fighting spirit was, it would be disgusting, right?
Thinking about Zhao Mingyi, a serious person like him, he couldn't help but have a bad smile on his face. He leaned against the wall to avoid the arrows, and pulled the soldier beside him: "Go and call Lin Yi!"

Lin Yi ran up with bloodshot eyes. He had not slept all night and was fighting on the front line.

When he saw Zhao Mingyi, he couldn't help but said: "What happened to Mr. Zhao? These bastards bullied me when they came out without weapons. Several people below were shot by the enemy! Damn!"

"Save your energy by cursing less."

Zhao Mingyi laughed: "Find a few common people to go to the latrines in the city to dig out a few buckets of dung and boil them for me."

"What the hell?" Lin Yi was dumbfounded and almost thought he heard wrong.

In such a tense and critical moment, you actually let me cook shit for fun?Is there any mistake?

Zhao Mingyi explained: "Zhao Kang, the national advisor of Qian Kingdom, once used boiled dung to repel the enemy's attack during the offensive and defensive battle of Jinlin Pass when his equipment lagged behind the enemy's. I want to try it. "

"Will this...be effective?"

There were huge pots of shit boiling, and they were boiling and bubbling. Lin Yi felt a little sick just thinking about that scene.

Zhao Mingyi smiled bitterly and said: "Try it. We don't have enough bows and arrows to meet the enemy's counterattack. We can't even hold our heads out so we can't defend for long."

Lin Yi thought about it. His own firepower was not on the same level as the enemy's. He should use whatever methods he could find now.

He immediately gritted his teeth and said, "Two Tigers!"

A soldier in the distance responded: "Here's General Lin!"

"Call twenty people to go dig out the shit with me!"

Not long after, a strange smell suddenly filled the city gate.

The wind blew past the Jin soldiers who were hitting the city gate and couldn't help but take a deep breath. Then they spat out their eyes and opened their mouths to spit it out.

"Grass, what does it smell like!"

"I don't know! Ugh... no! I'm dizzy, nauseous and want to vomit!"

"Who the hell did you poop without wiping your butt? Why does it smell like shit!"

"How can poop be so smelly?"

On the top of the city, Lin Yi led 20 people, bent over and with toilet paper stuffed in their noses, each carrying a wooden bucket and came to Zhao Mingyi.

Zhao Mingyi just took a breath and almost felt that his soul was leaving his body. Looking at the steaming stool that was still bubbling in the wooden bucket carried by Lin Yi, he couldn't help opening his mouth and spit it out. "Don't waste it, don't waste it, spit it in the bucket!" Lin Yi laughed evilly, and he vomited several times during the process of cooking stool.

It was so disgusting that he even had to stir it while it was cooking to prevent it from burning.

The process made Lin Yi think that he was making porridge.

"Ugh! Keep it away!"

Zhao Mingyi, who decided to imitate Zhao Kangjinzhi and retreat from the enemy, almost vomited out his bile and looked at Lin Yi with tears in his eyes.

Lin Yi noticed two rolls of papyrus on the ground, and Zhao Mingyi quickly stuffed them into his nostrils. Only then did he feel reborn!

After wiping away his tears, Zhao Mingyi gasped: "This smell is like nothing else!"

"Isn't that right? It's fresh. How to use it?" Lin Yi asked.

Zhao Mingyi said fiercely, "Pour it on the heads of the enemy soldiers who hit the door!"

Hearing this, the soldiers in charge of cooking stool fell silent. Lin Yi said with a sad expression: "Master Zhao, are you serious?"

"Nonsense, that's still false!" Zhao Mingyi breathed.

A very nervous soldier clicked his tongue: "If we do such an immoral thing, we won't be struck by lightning in the future, right?"

Zhao Mingyi smiled angrily: "Don't splash, wait until they break the city and you will be slashed with a knife!"

Lin Yi smiled evilly: "Come on, brothers, we are guests from afar, let's treat these bastards to something hot!"

"You guys, it's time to eat!"

The faces of the 20 people suddenly became full of excitement, and they were already a little impatient.

Catching a break in the rain of arrows, Lin Yi shouted: "Brothers, fall!"

The 20 people immediately poured the wooden barrels they were carrying towards the enemy troops attacking the city.

Instantly, the steaming shit poured down, forming a beautiful waterfall of shit.

There is quite a romantic feeling of flying down three thousand feet, which is like the Milky Way falling into the sky.

It’s just shithole art!
Screams suddenly broke out below.

"Ah, so hot! What is this!"

"Ouch, it stinks, what the hell is this!"

"It's poop! It's cooked poop!"

"Holy shit, they actually dumped shit!"

"Ni Ma! You are human too!"

A Jin soldier was so angry that he raised his head and cursed. The next moment, his mouth was filled with hot bitterness.

He immediately fell to the ground, feeling that no one in this world had any desire and nothing could hurt him anymore.

His body twitched, the brave soldier closed his eyes and shed two drops of crystal tears.

He made deep repentance for his crime of invading other countries.

If I knew I had to eat shit and choose again, I would never set foot on Jingguo's territory...

"Run!"

Even the siege beams were thrown away, and the enemy troops of the Jin Kingdom ran away immediately after being showered with shit.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Mingyi pulled out the tissue paper from his nose and was in awe of the teachers and students of Qian Guoguo whom he had never met before.

The Imperial Master is really not fooling me, this stool is so powerful!
(End of this chapter)