Imperial County Magistrate

Chapter 438: The super-evolved duo

Chapter 438 The Super Evolved Duo

"Damn it, why don't I bombard Yuanjiang County's city wall just because it's so tall? Your house is pretty big too, why don't you bombard your house? Wait..."

Zhao Kang suddenly lost his voice and looked at Li Yuan in shock, like a clucking old hen whose throat was suddenly pinched. His face was full of disbelief: "You just said that it was with a cannon." Explosive? A big cannon was built?"

"It should be considered created!" Li Yuan said hesitantly.

"If it was created, it was created. What do you mean it should be created!"

Zhao Kang was so excited that he almost jumped three feet high and grabbed Li Yuan's official robe: "Where is it? Where is the cannon? Pull it out and fire two cannons and let me see! Come on, come on!"

He was so excited that the cannon actually came out and blasted his Yuanjiang County city wall!
OK!What a blast!So great!
Li Yuan was almost shaken to the point of frothing, but fortunately several officials from the Ministry of War came forward quickly and pulled Zhao Kang away.

"Zhao Kang, don't get excited yet." Xiao Linglong didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Zhao Kang ran directly to the dragon steps in excitement and said anxiously: "Can I not be excited! Do you know, with this cannon, in the future wars, our Qianguo generals will lose countless lives! Anyone who dares to shout will be directly bombarded." He!"

"I have to see what the cannon looks like! Is there anything that needs to be improved? Will it explode? It's awesome! How on earth did they tinker with this thing! I thought it would take a long time! Hahaha !”

Zhao Kang laughed like crazy. It took him a while to realize that there was no movement around him. When he looked back, he saw all the civil and military officials staring at him.

And he was standing in front of the dragon chair, holding the hand of Her Majesty the Empress in front of everyone. How could he have any courtesy from a monarch or a minister?

Zhao Kang let go of his hand without leaving a trace, and slowly walked down the dragon steps, coughing twice: "Well, gentlemen, my master was possessed by an evil spirit just now. What happened? Why are you all looking at me like this? It's been a month. If you don’t see it, could it be that the Imperial Master is handsome again?”

All the officials were speechless. There was no one else who had such shame. I was afraid that even if the cannon came over, it wouldn't be able to break it!

Fang Lin held his forehead and said awkwardly: "That Imperial Master, although we all know this, ahem, you and your Majesty, you still have to abide by the duties of a monarch and his ministers, let alone in this hall!"

"It wouldn't sound good to spread the word, don't you think?"

"Ahem, Master Fang is right!"

Her Majesty the Empress was already a little restless on the dragon throne.

Zhao Kang sneered and cursed in his heart, sooner or later, you will have to kneel down and call me the queen a thousand years old!

Hey, it doesn’t taste right!

Forget it, it’s all the same!
Li Yuan came back to his senses at this time and said with a wry smile: "Master, please don't get excited. The cannon was made, but it also exploded. Fortunately, during our experiment, the fuse of the cannon was made very long, so there was no causing casualties."

"According to the craftsmen, it seems that the wrong medicine in the chamber caused the explosion, so improvements are being made. However, four cannons did succeed and used a total of forty shells to destroy the city of Yuanjiang County."

Zhao Kang's eyes bulged: "How many? Forty rounds!"

He was shocked again. He knew very well how strong the city wall of Yuanjiang County was. According to the power of ancient artillery, how could it be possible to destroy the city wall with forty rounds? This is unscientific!
"It's indeed forty rounds." Li Yuan confirmed.

Zhao Kang asked: "How big is the barrel and what is the caliber? How big are the shells?"

Li Yuan didn't know what caliber it was, so he could only make symbolic gestures and look at the size and shape of the football that Li Yuan compared.

Zhao Kang was confused: "Is this a cannon? Why didn't these guys follow the drawings?"

Xiao Xuance answered at this time: "Old Zhao is the person in charge of making cannons and bombs. He said that the thicker the barrel, the better, the larger the caliber, the bigger the shell, the better. He said that even if it is fired, it will not explode. I have to smash a hole for him to get out, so I changed all your drawings." "This is a phobia of insufficient firepower! That genius came up with it! Call him out and let me love him! With such a large caliber and shells, It’s difficult to control the use of medicine in the chamber, it would be weird if it doesn’t explode!” Zhao Kang laughed angrily.

Master Yang seemed to have remembered something and shouted angrily: "It's two bastards named Lin Erniu and Li Goudan!"

"Especially that bastard named Lin Erniu!"

Zhao Kang suddenly realized: "It turns out to be this pair of sleeping dragon and phoenix chicks! What did they do?"

Xiao Xuance blushed and said with some trepidation: "Lin Erniu borrowed some dragon sons and grandsons from me and said he wanted to try to see if he could directly create humans. If successful, we will not be short of people for our work!"

"Xiuer!"

Zhao Kang almost dropped his jaw in shock. This boss has evolved to this point and started researching on in vitro fertilization!

"Then Li Goudan went too far. He even thought about asking me to find some death row prisoners for him, saying that he would try to install bombs in the bodies of these death row prisoners, and then directly send them to die when there is a war! Even so, it counts. He died for his country!”

Weiguan, the Minister of Punishment, looked helpless: "I've seen living Bodhisattvas a lot in my life, but this is the first time I've seen a living Yama!"

Zhao Kang was silent. He did not expect that after Lin Erniu, the scientific research madman, Li Goudan would also evolve.

Moreover, as soon as he evolved, he was heading towards anti-humanity, and he directly became a terrorist!
After a moment of silence, Zhao Kang looked at Wei Guan: "You didn't agree, did you?"

Wei Guan immediately said: "Of course I didn't agree! I am still a human being after all! A man of integrity!"

"That's good, where are these two bastards?"

Xiao Xuance smiled slightly: "His Majesty gave me a beating, and I almost had to eat the last night's meal. Now I am honest. I don't study the matter of making people and human bombs. I just keep making cannons."

"Amitabha, Infinite Heavenly Lord, Amen!"

Zhao Kang mourned for the two of them in his heart. He was still a little angry at first, but now he only felt pity.

No, you still have to find someone reliable to think about things like cannons. Lin Erniu and Li Goudan are too crazy and need to be controlled.

Immediately Zhao Kang said: "Your Majesty, I suggest that Yang Qian, the Minister of Industry, be responsible for supervising the entire process of making cannons to avoid any accidents."

"Yes!" Her Majesty the Empress said simply.

Yang Gan hesitated for a moment: "Master, I can go, but the people in Yuanjiang County are not afraid of anything. I am afraid of you and Your Majesty."

"If you're afraid of a ball, just go ahead. If anyone dares to challenge you, tell them that I'll give them something good to eat when the time comes. If they can't poop out, they'll be considered clean!"

Upon hearing this, Yang Qian immediately said excitedly: "No problem, just take a look at it, Imperial Master!"

At first, he surprised the ministers, but unexpectedly they gave him another big surprise.

If he hadn't had so many things at hand, he would have really wanted to fly to Yuanjiang County immediately to see what the cannon looked like.

(End of this chapter)

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