Imperial County Magistrate

Chapter 25 Dog Officer!

"What is this? A turban?"

Looking at the piece of cloth in Zhao Kang's hand, Xiao Linglong felt curious. Her mind was still immersed in the black gunpowder, and she had already concluded in her heart that the thing this bastard took out was definitely not a mortal thing.

"Turban? I really think about it more and more each time."

Zhao Kang laughed and explained: "This is called a sanitary napkin. It is specially made for women in this county. Let me tell you, this thing is amazing. You women don't have menstruation every month. With this thing …”

Zhao Kang only talked about the benefits of sanitary napkins on his hands and didn't notice Xiao Linglong's expression at all!
"Isn't it a great invention? All the women in Yuanjiang County are using it now. I have calculated that there are tens of millions of women in our country. Each person uses [-] tablets a month, and each tablet costs [-] cents. One person per tablet The month is sixty cents."

"There are more than 700 articles in a year, tens of millions of women, and more than a billion articles in a year. When converted into silver, it is millions! I have thought about it. When the time comes, the advertising slogan will be written like this. Who can Know your daughter’s heart, Yuanjiang sanitary napkin!”

"Boss Xiao, your business is so big and you're a woman. It's up to you to promote it. I'll give you a purchase price of three cents per piece. How about you try it first? What's the effect? ​​I'll treat these pieces as a gift to you. Okay, by the way, when will you have your period?"

Zhao Kang turned around and said confidently, in his opinion, Xiao Linglong had no reason to refuse such a good thing.

However, he saw a pretty, purple and twisted face.

"Hey, Boss Xiao, what's wrong with you? Why do you look so ugly? Are you sick?" Zhao Kang touched it with his hand.

Then there was a click, and Zhao Kang stared blankly at his right hand shaking in a strange manner, and a question arose in his heart.

Did this bitch just break my hand?

"My grass!"

An extremely painful voice came out of Zhao Kang's mouth, but Xiao Linglong screamed louder than him: "I'll kill you, bastard!"

Before he could react, Zhao Kang was kicked over!

"Help! He killed someone! Boss Xiao, what's wrong with you? Calm down!"

Zhao Kang screamed in horror, but now he was outside the city. All his subordinates had just been taken away by Zhang Long, and no one heard him even if his throat was broken.

Xiao Linglong rushed forward. If our Prince Xuance were here, he would definitely be terrified. His eldest sister was still too gentle to him in the past.

Why do you want to be like this now, just ride on your body and beat him!
On this day, Zhao Kang felt that he was just a little bit away from death!
The swollen face was no different from a pig's head. At this moment, he was huddled in the corner holding his dislocated arm, looking at Xiao Linglong in horror: "You, you, you, how dare you hit me, I will report it to the official! Don't come over!"

He completely forgot that he was the official of Yuanjiang County. Xiao Linglong was so cruel!
Xiao Linglong was now sober and out of breath. Looking at Zhao Kang with a bruised nose and swollen face, she suddenly felt embarrassed.

Just a moment ago, I was begging someone, but in the blink of an eye, I beat him like this. What a sin!
But who made him actually say that to himself, and actually want to ask about his menstrual period!This is something you can tell a man!

"You..." She wanted to go and give him a hand.

As a result, Zhao Kang immediately felt as if he had seen a ghost: "Don't move, just stand there and don't move! Otherwise I will die for you! It's a murderer, help me!"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Linglong looked at Zhao Kang at a loss, feeling quite complaining in her heart.

As for that, the emperor's younger brother was often beaten and scolded by me, but he never looked like this!It took a while for Zhao Kang to recover. Looking at Xiao Linglong with an apologetic smile on his face, he was still a little traumatized: "Even if you don't want to, Boss Xiao, then you can't beat me! Do you know what it is to beat an official of the imperial court? Do you believe it or not?" your head!"

"Okay, okay, Mr. Zhao, I know I'm wrong, I'll reattach your arm for you!"

Her Majesty the Empress said impatiently, kill her own head?I'll lend you two more courages!

"Oh, please, please, my hand is about to break!"

"It's just a dislocation, isn't it?" Xiao Linglong laughed angrily.

Zhao Kang shook the spliced ​​arm: "Nonsense, my family has never been willing to hit me since I was a child! No, I won't give you the gunpowder! You can find a way on your own!"

Mr. Zhao is angry!
Damn it, he actually let a woman beat him up!
Zhao Kang felt very hurt, and more importantly, he felt embarrassed!
There's nothing that can be done about it, Xiao Linglong's martial arts skills are not fake, they were taught by masters in the palace since childhood, and he is a ruthless character who once led troops on the battlefield.

He is a weakling, and he has been able to fight against the five scum while lying down and never sitting down for these years. How can he be his opponent?
"Sir Zhao~ Don't be like this, why don't you pay for it if I pay for it?" Seeing Zhao Kang's temper, Xiao Linglong secretly thought something was wrong and said patiently.

Zhao Kang snorted: "I won't sell it! I won't sell it for any money! Find your own way!"

"Let me apologize to you!" Xiao Linglong was extremely angry.

Zhao Kang chuckled and rubbed the bruises on his face: "You call this an apology? I think you still want to beat me up. There is no sincerity at all. Forget it, the ancients are right, only women and children It’s hard to raise people.”

For the sake of the people of Jiangzhou, I endured it!

Clenching her fists tightly, Xiao Linglong forced out a smile: "Mr. Zhao, I'm sorry. It was the daughter of the people who was arrogant. I apologize to you here."

"Tsk, tsk, smiling is uglier than crying, you are fooling the devil!"

Zhao Kang got up and dusted himself off!

"Then what do you think!"

Her Majesty the Empress was also angry. When did I become so humble and mean-spirited?If it weren't for the victims, you see if I would chop you down!
"If you have something to say, please say it and don't do anything!"

Zhao Kang panicked and took a step back. Xiao Linglong breathed out and apologized with a smile again.

Looking at that slender figure and rare appearance in the world, Zhao Kang felt scared. This beating cannot be in vain. I am an official, can you still eat me?
He immediately coughed and said, "Well, just close your eyes first, then I'll think about the gunpowder."

"Is it that simple?" Xiao Linglong blinked.

Zhao Kang nodded: "It's that simple."

"Okay." Xiao Linglong closed her eyes.

Then he felt something touch his lips. He opened his eyes in shock and felt as if he was struck by lightning. He saw Zhao Kang looking at him with a smirk on his face.

Before she could get angry, her legs tightened, and she felt a hard slap on her buttocks. When she came to her senses, Zhao Kang had already rubbed oil on his soles and ran ten meters away!
"Officer Dog, I'll kill you!"

With a roar that shook the sky, Xiao Linglong rushed out. When he heard this sound, Zhao Kang used all his strength to lose one of his shoes, and ran into the city desperately!
(End of this chapter)