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Chapter 276 Who is disgusting?

The third aunt never expected that she would be relied upon just by chatting with Xu Damao.

My family did buy meat, but the whole family was reluctant to eat it. Every time they ate, they had to put two slices on each person's head to satisfy their cravings.

The third aunt is even more reluctant to give it to outsiders.

Cut all the pieces of meat into small dices and spit out the phlegm inside, which is considered to relieve the anger.

When the third aunt served it, she immediately changed her smile.

"Oh, Damao, my family's conditions are average, so you can just make do with it."

"This is hot and comfortable to eat."

The third aunt looked at Xu Damao as affectionately as if she saw her own son, otherwise who knows how long this boy will be in need.

But in her heart, the third aunt scolded all the eighteen generations of Xu Damao's ancestors and wished she could strangle Xu Damao to death.

But before Xu Damao left, the third aunt still had to be careful not to arouse this scoundrel.

"Third aunt, who are you trying to fool? You are too stingy."

For Xu Damao, the people in this compound are honest and kind, but they are a little easier to bully.

"There are five people in the family, and I don't have a job, so my life is very tight. Please don't embarrass Third Aunt."

As long as he didn't provoke Han Weimin, Xu Damao felt that he was still a person.

"I couldn't eat it. I beat the eggs, but you still kept the yolks."

"Why is it so difficult to eat a meal from you?"

Not to mention the eggs, there was only a small piece of white boiled egg white, and the yolk was not even visible.

"Besides, I'm still a sick person. If you continue to eat this, not only will it be of no benefit, but it may become more serious."

"The three aunts are all neighbors. You have seen how badly I have been hurt."

"You said that if I really fall into your family, can you afford the responsibility?"

After a whole morning of bad luck, I finally found some fun.

Xu Damao crossed his legs and tapped his fingers on the table happily.

Xu Damao stirred it in the bowl with chopsticks for a few times, but there was only a tiny bit of oil. He couldn't pick up the minced meat with his chopsticks.

But when Xu Damao saw the noodles served, he frowned.

As for Han Weimin, he was even more powerful. I guess Xu Damao didn't dare to provoke him when he was as well-behaved as a cat.

Aunt Xu accompanied her with a smile.

"Come on, you're so vegetarian, can you eat this?"

"Da Mao, stop making trouble. Look at how high your legs are. What can happen?"

"Where's the meat, where's the eggs?"

"Besides, it's not like you don't know what's going on at your third aunt's house."

The third aunt was so filled with hatred that if she had had the strength of Silly Zhu, she would have slapped her with her big mouth by now.

"This is such a good noodle. It's hot. Eat it quickly."

Xu Damao threw away his chopsticks and immediately covered his head.

"Ouch, it hurts so much, it's terrible, I can't do it anymore."

"Oh, oh, my legs..."

Seeing that Xu Damao was about to fall under the table, the third aunt was also scared.

If this really happens again at home, and Xu Damao relies on it, it will be really not worth it.

Aunt Xu was so anxious that she almost got angry.

"Xu Damao, please stop making trouble. I'll put some meat and a poached egg for you, okay?"

"Oh, you are such an ancestor."

The third aunt was so angry that she could only take the bowl to the kitchen, give Xu Damao two pieces of meat, dig out another spoonful of lard, and lay the egg just now.

Then a bowl of fragrant noodles was served.

Xu Damao was still humming, but when he smelled the aroma in his nose, he immediately became energetic. I haven't eaten this morning, I was hit again, and I lost a lot of blood. I am starving and dizzy.

Although this bowl of noodles only has two pieces of meat, it has a lot of fat.

Xu Damao gulped down a big bowl and was sweating profusely.

The third aunt then said with a smile.

"Da Mao, look at what you've eaten. Go home quickly."

"It is said that a golden nest or a silver nest is not as good as your own doghouse. It is more comfortable to lie in your own home."

Xu Damao wiped his mouth, showing no intention of leaving.

"Third aunt, please do your best and give me another bowl. I've been hungry all morning. How can I do it tonight?"

"Put in more meat, another egg, and more noodles. You have to make me full."

Xu Damao pushed the bowl and his spirits improved obviously.

He crossed his legs and began to hum a song.

I didn't get anything good from Silly Zhu, but I just acted as the uncle for a while with Third Aunt.

Third Aunt wanted to put the bowl on Aunt Xu's head. This was such a bastard.

But this bowl of noodles was all cooked by Xu Damao, so I cooked more this time. Send this plague god away quickly, otherwise it will be endless.

Xu Damao ate another large bowl, then wiped his mouth happily, finally filling his belly.

"Oh, Third Aunt, don't say that your craftsmanship is just good. It's much better than my mother's."

"If I have anything to do in the future, I will come to your house for dinner."

Xu Damao stood up. He was a little full from eating. He stood up too hard and felt dizzy. He fell down all of a sudden.

The third aunt immediately panicked and quickly reached out to help.

"Da Mao, don't scare me, I didn't put poison in it."

"I just spit a few mouthfuls of phlegm into it. If you have any problems after eating it, you really can't blame me."

Originally, Xu Damao could just slow down for a while, but when the third aunt said this, he immediately felt sick.

Xu Damao really couldn't control it and vomited it out.

The third aunt was also unlucky. She didn't hide at all and just vomited all over her face.

The third aunt collapsed and started crying and screaming.

"Xu Damao, you goddammit, you are too bullying."

"When you see me alone at home, why don't you sincerely seek my happiness..."

"You are simply not human..."

Xu Damao finished vomiting and became much more awake.

Although when I think about it, I ate a lot of saliva from the third aunt, which is quite disgusting.

However, he did not do it in an honest way. He made Third Aunt vomit on her face and her clothes were covered in dirt.

Xu Damao panicked and quickly wiped the third aunt with his hands.

In this panic, her hand touched a place it shouldn't have touched. The third aunt quickly slapped Xu Damao's hand.

"Xu Damao, you dog can't change your shit-eating thing, where are you going to touch it?"

Xu Damao was also embarrassed. He really didn't have that intention and just made random mistakes.

"Third aunt, please listen to my explanation. I didn't mean it."

"I just bumped into it accidentally, don't get me wrong."

"I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now, you can clean up after yourself."

The third aunt was crying and fussing. She was so unlucky that she got into this problem.

(End of this chapter)