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Chapter 139 Let Lao Yi use it while it’s hot
However, Silhu's words woke everyone up.

Both Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong's eyes lit up.

Liu Haizhong tapped Shazhu with his fat fingers and said: "Sinzhu, you have gained some brains this time."

"Xiao Han also said just now, the main reason is that the bacteria in Lao Yi's intestines are disordered."

"Why don't we get some bacteria into him and he'll be fine?"

Yan Fugui seemed to have figured it out.

"Silly Zhu is right."

"Xiao Han also said that just use human feces."

"Let's use something fresh, and we won't be afraid of eating problems."

When the aunt heard this, she couldn't help but retched.

She felt extremely regretful. If she had directly adopted Han Weimin's advice, at least she would have been eating medicinal materials, but now she had to eat human feces directly.

Even if she is cured, how can she eat in the same pot with Yi Zhonghai in the future?

She said to everyone with a grimace: "Lao Liu, Lao Yan, can't you think of other ways?"

"How dirty this human feces is."

Liu Haizhong and Yan Fugui immediately darkened their faces.

Liu Haizhong let out a long breath and said, "Sister, are you still feeling dirty now?"

"Now it's not a question of whether he's dirty or not, but a question of whether he can save Lao Yi."

"You don't want him to go to a mental hospital, do you?"

When the aunt heard this, she lowered her head and sighed, and finally she could only agree with tears in her eyes.

"alright."

"Lao Liu, Lao Yan, I'll leave this matter to you."

"You have to cure your brother Yi!"

Yan Fugui said: "Sister, no one dares to give you a guarantee at this point."

"We can only do our best."

With that said, everyone began to figure out how to feed Yi Zhonghai human feces and whose feces they should feed.

Liu Haizhong looked at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao and said, "Zhu Zi, Xu Damao, you two are young and healthy. How about you get some feces out and give it to Uncle Yi?"

Yan Fugui agreed: "Yes, we are already old. There may be many kinds of germs in the feces. If the disease is not cured after eating it, it may be troublesome to send Lao Yi away. .”

Xu Damao glared and said, "No, no, you absolutely can't use mine. I've been having diarrhea recently and I can't get rid of it decently. You'd better go find Silly Zhu."

"He is a cook and he must eat a lot of good food. His excrement is rich in beneficial bacteria."

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but swallow their saliva, and felt a bit like retching.

What is this Nima called?

Several big guys gathered together to discuss whose feces was more nutritious.

Silly Zhu glanced at Xu Damao with a black face and said angrily: "Xu Damao, what are you talking about? I have been recovering at home recently and have not gone to the canteen at all. Where can I go to eat well?"

"I've been eating steamed buns and cornmeal lately. What nutrition can these things have?"

Although Silly Zhu said so, he was actually looking forward to using his own feces.

This beast Yi Zhonghai is too vicious.

I almost cheated myself out of 120 yuan in the first place. If my father sends money in the future, he will definitely be cheated by this guy.

Dad knew that he was a big man, and looking at him as a sanctimonious man, he thought he had a good character.

Who knew it turned out to be something with a human face and an animal heart.

If Han Weimin hadn't spoken out, he might have suffered from this depression for a long time.

But now you can't show it too obviously, otherwise it will be bad if you are labeled as being petty and retributive.

He was also counting on the elders and aunties in the courtyard to find him a partner.

Seeing that Si Zhu refused, Xu Damao winked, pointed at Si Zhu and said: "Smelly virtue."

Yan Fugui and Liu Haizhong saw that Xu Damao and Shazhu didn't agree, and they had no idea for a while.

They would never be ashamed to feed Yi Zhonghai with their own feces.Otherwise, when people mention this matter in the future, although they will laugh at Yi Zhonghai, they will also associate them with Yi Zhonghai.

This is simply a bit social for them, so they reject it in their hearts.

Liu Haizhong guessed that this was probably the reason why Xu Damao and Shazhu refused.

Liu Haizhong cast his gaze at the aunt aside.

When the aunt saw this, she suddenly shuddered.

"No, no, big brother, this is absolutely impossible."

"We are husband and wife. If he finds out that he ate my feces, how will he live his life in the future?"

Liu Haizhong said: "Sister-in-law, just because you are husband and wife, you should step forward even more."

"If you don't do anything about this kind of thing, who will?"

The aunt really can't get over her own psychological barrier.

After all, she is a woman, and she values ​​face more than men.

The eldest mother waved her hands fiercely and said: "Lao Liu, Lao Yan, I am getting old now. As you said, there are many germs in my body."

"Besides, I am a woman. If this news gets out, how will I behave in the future?"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but sigh.

This is what the aunt said.

They are a group of big men who are not willing to let a female do it, which is really unjustifiable.

Seeing everyone falling into sorrow.

Silly Zhu put on a sad face and said: "Second uncle, third uncle, if it weren't for this."

"I'll just put some effort into giving this medicine to Uncle Yi."

Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this.

Liu Haizhong said happily: "Zhuzi, you are still reliable."

"It has to be you at the critical moment."

Yan Fugui said: "Zhuzhu, then hurry up and go to the public toilet outside to relieve yourself."

"Let Lao Yi use it while it's still hot."

Upon hearing this, Shazhu responded and ran towards the middle courtyard happily.

When he arrived at the courtyard, he looked at Yi Zhonghai tied to the tree and couldn't help but reveal a sly smile.

When Yi Zhonghai saw Silly Zhu, he was stunned for about two seconds, and then started to giggle again, with a dazed look, which was very different from the serious and decent face of the past.

Silly Zhu scratched his head and felt dazed for a while.

"Is this old guy just pretending?"

Silly Zhu frowned and thought to himself.

But then he thought about it, tearing off Li Ping's clothes and hitting the deaf old lady. Is this something a normal person can do?

This Yi Zhonghai must be crazy.

Then, he went home and picked up a stack of old newspapers, preparing to put them on top of the old newspapers and bring them to Lao Yi later.

Seeing Silly Zhu running towards the toilet happily, Yi Zhonghai was thoughtful, but after all he couldn't come up with a clue.

Not long after, the rest of the people arrived in the middle courtyard together. Seeing Yi Zhonghai, who was tied to a tree, still struggling and winking, everyone couldn't help but sigh.

Then, several people discussed in front of Yi Zhonghai how to feed Yi Zhonghai feces.

Liu Haizhong said: "I am fat and have difficulty moving. Damao, Haishan and Fugui, you three young men can just pry his mouth open and feed him."

"I won't participate."

Yan Fugui said with a smile: "Yes, you are young and strong, you just need to fix his head, then use a few chopsticks to pry open the mouth, and then push it inside."

"But you should also protect yourself and be careful if he sprays it out."

When several people heard this, they suddenly retched again.

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai, who was tied to the tree, had forgotten to pretend to be crazy. His whole body was sluggish, and his legs were shaking for no reason.

(End of this chapter)