I'm mentally retarded, who asked me to join Rules Monster Talk?

Chapter 97
The coach couldn't help but wonder. He only taught Xiao Yi how to drive, but he never taught him about the second subject. How could he pass the exam?
However, that’s what the staff said at the time.

It's okay, we will arrange everything.

coach:"……"

Then, on the day of the exam, the coach finally saw what they meant by arranging everything.

Even if Xiao Yi makes a mistake, the test evaluator will not react at all. Even if there is a big problem, it will only prompt you to start the test again.

For example, when Xiao Yi just got in the car and fastened his seat belt, the test evaluator prompted:
"Seat belts are not worn. Candidates are asked to fasten their seat belts and start the test again."

Xiao Yi, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was confused. Didn't he fasten his seat belt?

In short, in this situation, no matter who comes, they can still get through it.

Soon, after hearing the test evaluator say: "The exam is over and the scores are passed, candidates are asked to print out the scores." Xiao Yi got out of the battered examination room car in a dashing way, thinking that the second grade of the subject was nothing more than that.

Xiao Yi immediately walked up to the coach and said, "Coach, I passed the second grade in the first try. It's all thanks to your careful teaching, coach!"

"..." The coach was silent.

"Okay, time waits for no one, coach, let's start subject three immediately. I'll wait for you in the car outside!" After that, Xiao Yi left happily.

"..." The coach looked sad.

At this time, a staff member on the side came over and patted the coach on the shoulder, sighed and said, "Go ahead."

"No, is this something that can be done?" The coach asked hurriedly: "Are you sure you want him to go on the road? What should I do if he hits someone else?"

"It is our obligation to do our best to meet his needs!" the staff said, "and we have tried our best to make corresponding preparations."

"Prepare? What?"

The staff explained: “We arranged to drive in suburbs with relatively few people, restricted some intersections, and called in [-] vehicles disguised as military vehicles, each filled with heavily armed special forces. Ten vehicles are driving in front and eight vehicles are escorting behind to ensure that you will not encounter other vehicles while driving."

"...Huh?" The coach was stunned. "Is it possible to do it to this extent?"

"However, this is not enough." The staff member sighed and said: "After all, this city is a well-known big city, and there are countless people who own cars. It is impossible for us to block the roads and cause trouble to the residents here, and there are branch roads. There are so many people, and we can’t guarantee that no other vehicles will come, so please be more careful when the time comes.”

After the coach heard what he said, he couldn't delay any longer, so he had no choice but to go.

"Oh, coach, you're here."

Xiao Yi, who was waiting outside, immediately wanted to get in the car, but before that, something the coach took out attracted his attention.

"I'm not unprepared at all." The coach said, sticking the thing on the back of the car.

"This is?"

Xiao Yi came over and took a look. It was a note that said, "You have taken the third-level exam eight times, please keep a distance between cars."

The coach knew very well that the deterrent effect of this sticker was extraordinary. At least if he saw this sticker, he would definitely feel guilty and dare not approach it. This was the best way he could think of.

"Three? Eight?" Although Xiao Yi was confused, he had never passed the third level exam.But since the coach did this, he must have considered it for himself, so Xiao Yi didn't ask any more questions.

……

Later, after getting in the car, the coach reminded Xiao Yi nervously:

"If the speed is too slow on the road, accidents are more likely to happen, so I will increase the maximum speed a little more, but you must remember! You must always pay attention to the situation on the road. When there are cars and people, no matter how far away, you must Slow down slowly! Do you know?" "I know, I know." Xiao Yi couldn't wait to start driving.

"..." The coach didn't know whether Xiao Yizhi knew it or not. All he could do was keep his foot on the brake at all times.

Now it's different from before, you really bump into other people!Don't be cautious!
This may be the most stressful moment in a coach's career!
However, to his surprise, Xiao Yi drove pretty well! ?
Not only does he give way to pedestrians and other cars well, but he actually knows how to read traffic lights! ?Know that stop at a red light and go at a green light! ?
"This..." the coach even stuttered, "You... you... actually know the traffic rules?"

"...Huh?" Xiao Yi was speechless, "Isn't this common sense? Although I have never driven a car before, I have ridden in a car for so many years. Who doesn't know about solid lines, traffic lights, etc. ?”

"This...is true."

The coach thought to himself, it seems that he still underestimates Xiao Yi. He is a normal person no matter what. Even if there are some problems with common sense, it does not mean that there is a problem with all common sense.

At least, as long as he didn't hit anything while driving on the road, Xiao Yi could still do such a small thing...

"Oops! I crashed!!!"

coach:"???"

Just when the coach was distracted for a moment, Xiao Yi directly hit a car parked on the side of the road.

The reason is that half of the front of the car is blocking the road.

Seeing this, the coach said, "This is indeed the other party's problem, but can't you just go around it a little bit?"

"But..." Xiao Yi said: "This is a solid line, I can't press it."

"This..." The coach didn't know what to say for a moment.

"Anyway, just write him a note to express your apology." Xiao Yi wrote a note and stuck it on the back of the car before leaving.

Afterwards, the car owner came back and saw the sticker on the rear of the car.

The note said: "I'm really sorry. I accidentally scratched your car. I hope you don't mind."

The car owner smiled knowingly, thinking that such polite people were rare nowadays, so he was not angry...until he saw the front end of his car that was mostly deflated.

Car owner: "...Huh?"

……

"Oh, it's the traffic light again." Xiao Yi parked the car next to the intersection and was waiting for the traffic light.

At this moment, a sports car stopped beside him.

Two little girls dressed in heavy makeup gave Xiao Yi some harsh laughter.

"Oh, brother, you failed the third-level exam eight times. We almost died laughing when we saw it!"

"It's just that, brother, you are really useless. I don't know why you are still alive in this world. You are such a piece of trash."

"Hehe, trash~ trash~ is really weak~"

Xiao Yi: "?"

(End of this chapter)