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Chapter 95 Coach, he looks like you

After the coach returned, he didn't say anything to his family because the other party specifically asked him not to mention his contact with Xiao Yi to others.

Therefore, the coach's family still thought that he was just teaching driving as usual.

Everything was as usual, except for the deeper regret in the coach's heart.

The next day, the coach followed the man in black and got into the car, preparing to teach Xiao Yi how to drive.

However, when he arrived at the destination, the coach was stunned again.

"Weren't we at the airport yesterday? Why are we at the golf course again today?"

Moreover, this stadium is also a social place that can only be entered by the city's top big shots. Couldn't they have booked the entire stadium again?

The person on the side explained: "We do have a need to change venues from time to time, and Mr. Xiao also said that he wanted to try the feeling of driving on grass."

"You really let him have his way."

"It is our duty to try our best to meet Mr. Xiao's needs."

Later, the coach also met Xiao Yi again.

"Oh! Coach, we meet again." Xiao Yi had a smile on his face.

Compared to Xiao Yi's smiling face, the coach had a dead look on his face.

"My goal today is not to teach you anything," the coach said, "but to survive."

Xiao Yi: "?"

……

Anyway, today’s driving practice has begun.

Although the car Xiao Yi was driving was still shaking, but if I think about it optimistically, it would be much better than yesterday.

The coach didn't want to dwell too much on this issue. He directly instructed Xiao Yi: "Turn the steering wheel to the left."

"it is good!"

"If you turn it too much, it will spin in a circle! Just turn it slightly and you can almost get it back to normal. Don't just hit the steering wheel to death!"

"learn!"

After this period of study, Xiao Yi has gradually become more stable in driving, and the coach has also discovered two of Xiao Yi's few advantages.

First, as long as you tell him clearly what you want to do, he will do it.

Second, he won't be nervous.

Seeing that it was almost done, the coach took several deep breaths, made great determination in his heart, and finally increased the speed limit a little with trembling hands.

"Okay..." the coach said to Xiao Yi with a trembling voice: "Now you can speed up, step on the accelerator a little more, but don't step on too much! Just increase the speed a little. The speed is different, the steering wheel is The cornering performance is different, so feel it for yourself.”

Later, as the speed increased, the vehicle finally became stable.

"Oh!" Xiao Yi couldn't help but exclaimed.

He immediately looked at the coach and asked, "Coach, I'm driving pretty well, right?"

"Don't look at me." The coach reminded: "Look straight ahead. No matter what the situation, you must look straight ahead and pay attention to the road conditions at all times, otherwise it is easy to have an accident!"

"Do I have to look ahead? I see, I understand." Xiao Yi nodded solemnly, and then stared hard ahead.

"Hmm..." The coach nodded.

But not long after, the coach felt something was wrong again.

"……Um?"

The coach feels like the car is getting faster and faster?

The coach immediately looked at the dashboard, and sure enough, the speed of the car was still increasing.

Fortunately, there is a speed limit, so no matter how fast you go, you can't go any faster. The coach also reminded Xiao Yidao:
"It's fast, it's fast, it's already fast, slow down!" "Oh."

Xiao Yi braked directly, causing the car to slow down instantly.

"Ouch!!!" The coach also screamed.

"Don't just hit the brakes..." the coach said helplessly: "Slow down, just tighten the accelerator a little bit."

"Well, that's it."

"Then let's open it again."

"it is good!"

After being taught once, it is very difficult for Xiao Yi to make the same mistakes again, which is very valuable.

However, the problem is that even if some of Xiao Yi's problems are solved, there are still a lot of problems waiting behind!
"Well, it's driving more and more smoothly, not bad, Xiao... Huh!? What's going on!?"

The coach was about to say a few words of encouragement to Xiao Yi when he noticed something that made his eyes widen and his pupils shrink.

That is, there was no one on the main driver's seat, and Xiao Yi didn't know where he had gone.

"...where are the people!?"

Outside the car, Xiao Yi looked at the slowly moving car and nodded thoughtfully.

"Well, it seems that even if no one is driving, the car will still move by itself. It is indeed one of the technological achievements of human civilization."

At this time, the vehicle suddenly stopped, and then the coach got out of the car and walked towards Xiao Yi with a black look on his face.

"Why did you get off the car?" the coach asked.

"Huh?" Xiao Yi was confused, "Is there any problem?"

"There must be something wrong! Everyone knows you can't get out of the car while driving, right!?"

"Really?" Xiao Yi was a little surprised, "It turns out that you can't get out of the car while driving, but no one told me this when I thought about it, and there seems to be no regulations in the traffic regulations. You can't get out of the car while driving. Yes?"

"This... ah?"

The coach was stunned again. Isn't this common sense?Who would go out of their way to explain this common sense!

But the coach had no choice but to say to Xiao Yi without tears: "Anyway, don't do this again next time. Let's go back and drive."

"Understood!"

Xiao Yi immediately trotted towards the vehicle, and then the coach followed him with a sigh.

However, before the coach could open the door handle, the car started to move!
"……Um!?"

The coach couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then the car gradually drove away.

"Wait, wait... wait! I haven't gotten in the car yet!" The coach hurriedly chased after him.

Xiao Yi, who was sitting in the car, was completely unaware of this.

Because the coach taught him that he must look ahead when driving and not look elsewhere.

Therefore, Xiao Yi could only use his peripheral vision to glance at the passenger seat and found that the coach was not there.

"...Huh? Coach, why did you suddenly sit in the back seat? Well, then you can just watch me drive from behind!"

"...Coach, why don't you speak? Am I not driving well?"

"...Coach, why didn't you say anything? Did I offend you somewhere? But I obviously drove very well."

"...Coach, say something. Coach, if you don't speak, I will drive into the river!"

At this moment, Xiao Yi glanced in the rearview mirror and saw someone chasing his car.

"...Huh? Who is chasing our car? Oh, coach, look, that person looks similar to you. He can't be your brother, right?"

(End of this chapter)