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Chapter 34 Amazing Genius!

Since Xu Yingguang agreed, no one else dared to say anything more.

After getting the approval, the principal dared to say: "Okay, then I will make arrangements! Mr. Xiao Yi, please follow me."

Xiao Yi said: "Wait a minute, before that, can you let me go to the canteen to buy a bottle of carbonated drink? I'm a little thirsty."

When the men in black heard what Xiao Yi said, they hurried forward and asked:

"Mr. Xiao Yi, we will be responsible for buying it for you. What kind of drink do you want to drink? Red can or blue can?"

Xiao Yi immediately replied: "Who would drink red or blue from a green can?"

"learn!"

So, a man in black went to buy a drink, and Xiao Yi followed the principal into the examination room. The other men in black continued to stay by Xiao Yi's side, never leaving.

In fact, the junior high school entrance examination of this school has ended, just when Xiao Yi challenged the dungeon.

But this was not a problem. The principal immediately arranged another entrance exam and called two teachers to grade Xiao Yi's test paper.

The two teachers were a little depressed. They were just cheering for Xiao Yi's clearance, and then they were called to work.

Moreover, the principal also specifically warned the two of them:
"No matter what the answer the adult writes, you must give the highest score! Otherwise, I will kill you two!"

How could this kind of thing not make them depressed, but the two of them could only nod helplessly.

The poor two teachers don’t know yet, but the big one is still behind!

……

Xiao Yi took the exam surrounded by a group of people in black. This was the first time he took the exam under such a proctoring lineup.

However, Xiao Yi had no intention of cheating, so it didn't matter.

After finishing the exam, Xiao Yi took the test paper directly to the two teachers and graded it in person.

The first is the teacher in charge of mathematics.

The moment he got Xiao Yi's test paper, he was dumbfounded.

"The answer to seven times fourteen, why did you answer seven times fourteen?" The teacher asked with his eyes wide open.

"Is there any problem?" Xiao Yi asked.

This question made the teacher's mouth twitch. "There is no problem, but there is a big problem!"

Xiao Yi was confused by this, thinking why this teacher was like a cultural hooligan, always saying things that no one could understand.

Then, Xiao Yi also expressed his thoughts bluntly: "I don't understand, teacher."

"Don't you understand? Is the teacher speaking in Chinese or English?"

"Chinese!" Xiao Yi replied immediately.

"Chinese, then you still don't understand!" The teacher was a little crazy, "I said you have a question! On what basis did you answer this!?"

Xiao Yi thought for a while and replied: "Just rely on your feeling. If it feels right, then it's right."

"..."

The teacher really wanted to write a zero, but when he thought of the principal's words, he still violated his conscience and gave it a zero.
For the first time, he betrayed his career as a teacher.

But that's not all!

When the teacher saw that Xiao Yi had not answered a question, he couldn't help but ask:

"Why don't you answer this question?"

"Is there any problem?" Xiao Yi asked.

"Of course there is a problem!" The teacher suppressed his anger and said, "This is a score question! It's all written on it!"

However, Xiao Yi looked calm and said, "Yes, I know, so I'll give you points."

"Give me points?" This stunned the teacher, "How can I give you points if you didn't even answer?"

Xiao Yi retorted: "I am asked to answer the divided questions, so why is it called a divided question?"

"...Huh?" The teacher was stunned.

Xiao Yi took a sip of his drink and urged: "Why are you still standing there? Give me points."

"..."

Soon after, the scores came out, and there was no doubt that they were full marks.

The other teacher was responsible for correcting Chinese language. He had just gone to the toilet, so he didn't know what happened.

He was a little confused when he saw that his colleague looked burned out for some reason.

However, he didn't take it to heart and decided to read the test paper first.It was nothing at first, but the more the teacher looked at him, the more wrong his expression became, and even began to gradually become distorted.

In the end, he couldn't hold it back and asked Xiao Yi:
"Classmate, can I ask you some questions?"

Xiao Yi immediately said generously: "Teacher, you can ask whatever you want."

"Okay, then... what does "set fire for three months" mean? What exactly are you trying to burn?"

"How do I know?" Xiao Yi spread his hands, "I didn't set the fire."

"...Okay, then what is this "the boss returns to his hometown"? Do you also want to write "the second brother returns to his new home"?"

"Teacher..." Xiao Yi said: "Please don't make up ancient poems. This disrespects the ancients."

"you!"

The teacher was so angry that he jumped up, and at this moment, he saw the principal.

There was a small window on the door of the examination room, and the principal was glaring at him through the window.The threat in the principal's eyes was very obvious.

"..." The teacher had no choice but to sit back obediently and asked Xiao Yi again: "There is another question. This "old disciple is very sad" you wrote. I want to ask, who is the old disciple? ?”

"The author." Xiao Yi replied immediately.

"Then who is the author?"

"Li Bai."

"Your mother...!"

The teacher was about to curse, but he saw the principal outside the window making a gesture to him.

That was a gesture of crossing his neck with his thumb, and the threatening meaning in the principal's eyes gradually turned into murderous intent.

The teacher was so frightened that he could only put on an extremely forced smile and changed his words:

"Your mother must know a lot about education, right?"

"I don't have a mother."

But Xiao Yi's words would stop this teacher from being punished.

"Ah this..."

Then, Xiao Yi changed his words again:
"But I recently had a mother again, but she is different from other people's mothers. She looks only about ten years old and is only 1.4 meters tall."

"This……"

At this time, the teacher was completely speechless.

However, even if he didn't want to speak, he still had to speak because he saw Xiao Yi's composition.

"Huh!?" The teacher's eyes widened, but he still couldn't help but asked Xiao Yi: "In an [-]-word composition, why did you only write the word "composition"?"

"You don't understand this." Xiao Yi shook his finger proudly, "Two times forty equals eight hundred. Can't you just read it forty times?"

The teacher was so angry that he almost vomited blood, "But this is a Chinese language test! Are you planning this trip for your math test?"

The math teacher next to him became anxious when he heard this.

Already burned out, he immediately resurrected on the spot and rushed over.

"No, what do you mean? I have no grievances with you, right? Besides, classmate, two times forty does not equal eight hundred. Come on, write two crosses and let him read it forty times."

The teacher in charge of Chinese language became anxious when he heard this.

"Then what do you mean!?"

Then, the two started to quarrel in front of Xiao Yi.Xiao Yi sipped his drink and watched with relish.

"These two idiots..."

The principal couldn't stand it any longer and called them both out.

"What's going on with you two!?" the principal said angrily: "I just asked you two to get the highest marks and that's it. What are you disturbing?"

"It's not our fault." A teacher said a little aggrievedly: "That guy is so scary, he is simply an astonishing genius!"

Another teacher also said: "Yes, yes, principal, I don't understand at all, why should you give the highest marks to such an amazing genius?"

The principal stared at the two of them speechlessly and asked: "Your student won the Nobel Prize, will you add some points to his test score?"

"Well..." the two said in unison: "I will consider it as appropriate."

"idiot!"

The principal sprayed Xingzi directly on their faces!
"It's a crap test. I'm recommended to be sent to the highest school. If you're still taking the test here, I'll take it!"

(End of this chapter)